/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11330933
Whatever's trendy.

>>11330933
Capitalism appeals to NPCs. If a restaurant doesn't serve NPCs then it won't stay in business long

their wife’s boyfriend’s cum.
also garlic

Avacodo toast and psl

>>11330973
psl?

Hotdogs and McDonald's

>>11331039
P umpkin
S pice
L atte

>>11330933
>i don't eat fast food, because it's bad for me!
>burgers? eh.... hot dogs? gross....
>wow, this 3 star michelin restaurant is amazing! look how small this 40 dollar plate is, it's so artistic!
>s-spicy? no, please ask the chef to make it mild.
>poutine is way too heavy! i don't understand why people like it...
>w-what? you dip your fries in mayo? disgusting!!!!

>>11330973
This anon gets it

>>11331110
DELETE THIS

>>11330933
They don't.
They just take pictures of the food.

this meme annoys me, since I've been calling boring normies NPCs for a long time but on here it's just another "numale", "cuck" or "soiboi"

>>11331110
Why does the NPC talk like an anime girl?

lol fuck I'm so sick of these. bleep bloop.

>>11331110
NPC doesn't mean everyone who isn't a lardass.

How can people unironically defend fast food on a fucking cooking board?

There's that one old greentext where some anon posits that almost everyone alive is an NPC, explaining why they go through the same routines every single day and have cookie-cutter responses to everything. Players would be those that had varied personalities and the ability to think for themselves. Wish I had the screencap on hand, looks like I don't.
Interesting to see it getting forced nowadays though.

>>11331244
>normies

>>11331244
it's literally a forced meme. some group is peddling the meme, it follows a timeline and progresses almost regardless of the response it gets. They probably think they got a safe bet, but as you point out, the meme doesn't actually illicit the correct mental response from people who view it:
I've already done this before
This isn't very clever
etc.

>>11331260
Hi NPC

>>11331260
>wow honey, this place says it's "farm to table." let's go there!
>these beans are organic, guess i should splurge today! anything to stay healthy!
>no johnny, you can't have a chocolate chip cookie. how do some grapes sound?
>time to fire up the kitchen! i'll make my wife a nice home cooked meal for when she comes home from work.
>chic fil a? no, i don't eat there. they're homophobes!

>>11331473
I know way too many people like this.

>>11331316
>forced meme
you ever think that maybe you think things are "forced" just because they happen to be correct and everybody else gets it but your sorry ass?

also
npc's eat fast food, edamame extract, avacado,
and salads with dressing.

"eating FWRA GRAH? dont you know thats ANIMAL CRUELTY,anon??"

>>11330933
meat

>>11330933
Overpriced brunch on Sundays.

>>11330933
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>>11330933
It will vary depending on which bipartisan shit logic they observe.

>>11331110
I know a someone that has said 4 out of the 6 of these lines

>>11331535
I don't think you understand what 'forced' means. As much as I despise using the term, I don't think you understand how meme culture develops over time as well.

>>11331522
You must live in hell, or San Francisco.

Oh wait San Francisco is hell.

>>11331599
you guessed it

get me out of this nightmare

>>11330933
whatever the asshole vegans eat

>>11331588
>he thinks memes are a culture
>he thinks forced equates to pushed
do you also get mad at christians because you feel as if they're trying to "force it down your throat" when it's really just your conscience telling you that they're correct and you get anally devastated by the fact that you're just an edgefag?

waiting for my "guaranteed replies".

>>11331623
>your conscious tells you that god isn't real
God's light shines.

Let me simply rephrase.
Somebody is trying really hard to make the NPC meme happen. It is being artificially pumped.

>>11331631
>your conscious tells you that god isn't real
you must be dumb if you think that's what my post said.
read it again.
and it's not "artificially pumped", it just makes sense because you can't account for how apple is still in business or why avocados got so popular when they are fucking worthless.

>>11331623
Types like a zoomer, thinks like a 30 year old boomer, misunderstands like an actual boomer. Incredible.

>>11331642
>and it's not "artificially pumped
absolute is
fucking loser

>>11331631
but why tho

>>11331646
>he thinks roving gangs of memesters stay on 4chan
it's like you've forgotten where you actually are.
nobody comes to 4chan outside of news agencies for /pol/ posts.
>>11331643
you must be important here on 4chan if you can make such a bold claim.

>>11331654
kiddie discord groups have punk around on 4chan all the time
lurk moar

>>11331682
>he believes the russian jew trolls
you need to go back.

>>11331569
They live among us

>>11331689
literally kill yourself

>>11331695
>lost and retorts with kys
thank you for conceding defeat.

>>11331704
no you actually deserve to be dead

>>11331260
>tries to be sensible
>gets bombarded by memes
>he's the "NPC"
Anon, don't try to reason with AI...

>>11331642
>because you can't account for how apple is still in business or why avocados
you really think you're special because you buy into slightly different tech brands or don't eat a certain vegetable?
this is what I hate about about this meme, it should be used to ridicule shallow brainlets who don't try to engage themselves intellectually, don't strive for self improvement, who blindly follow a premade set of political beliefs and affirm them daily in their echo chambers of choice

instead, it's just used by one group of brainlets to feel superior over another because of petty shit, the epitome of the shallow brainletism that this meme is supposed to criticise

>>11331768
it is exactly like the "cuck" meme, it is supposed to entail weak willed men who are controlled by women but instead it lost its meaning and it became another insult in the sea of shallow insults.

>>11330933
Why, they eat Wendigo sandwiches, of course! BAZINGA!!!

the shit from the matrix

fucking tapas or whatever normies gorge themselves with as "appetizer", the free food you can get when you order drinks.

All flyovers are NPCs