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11326106 No.11326106 [Reply] [Original]

Are some people just not meant to own wineglasses? I bought a new glass today to replace the one I broke yesterday and broke it before I even got to use it. This has been going on for years.

I even bought a metal goblet once and I managed to break even that. I would just like a nice cup of wine.

>> No.11326321

What's wrong? The bottle's not fancy enough for you to sip from?

>> No.11326325

ok, so maybe the glasses aren't the problem, how are you breaking them?

>> No.11326348

>>11326325
well the most recent break happened because the fridge door opened too fast and it was in the doorshelf being chilled and it tipped over the rail and fell to the floor

and before that my wineglass was sitting by the microwave door and when it opened it hit the wineglass and it fell to the floor

and before that for a very long time I didn't have wine glasses because I always broke them. I have a very nice metal unbreakable cup now from but it is no wine glass. I may as well drink wine from a mug.

>> No.11326355

>>11326321
Drinking Franzia straight from the box is pretty fancy IMO

>> No.11326365
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>>11326348
maybe you should stick with the plastic red party cups if you're that accident prone

>> No.11326372

>>11326348
Why were you chilling a wineglass on the fridge door? That sounds like a risky thing to do for no reason.

>> No.11326375

>>11326355
slap the motherfuckin bag

>> No.11326376

>>11326365
wine tastes best when you drink it from a wineglass

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>>11326372

>> No.11326400

>>11326393
Perhaps you could consider putting your wine glass on the shelf. Or perhaps not putting your wine glass directly in front of your microwave device prior to opening the door. Just a few tips, anon.

>> No.11326408

>>11326106
Like most European elite things stemware was designed to trip up anyone who wasn't raised as a member of the privileged class. Obviously that's not you, so stop pretending. There are plenty of less fussy glasses you can drink wine from. Find something you like. I gave up on traditional stemware years ago because I was tired of breaking that shit all the time.

>> No.11326629

>>11326408
Isn't it designed to stop you heating the wine with your hand?

>> No.11326664
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11326664

you can get stemless wine glasses
they are quite expensive and fancy
they don't fall over and break, you can still knock them over and spill stuff but they kind of just roll onto their side

my dad uses them because he's a clumsy geriatric but he's also a total wine snob

>> No.11326683

>>11326664
I own several. I use them for red wine and as general tumblers, water glasses, a place to pour tea, and sometimes somewhere to piss during games.

>> No.11326701

>>11326664
You can get similar glasses to those at Ikea for reasonable prices.
If you’re in the US, Target I think also had a version.