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Americans:
>Take cake bread
>Soak it in liquid sugar
>Coat it in more sugar
>Infuse 1,000,000 mg pure insulin

>Call it """French""" Toast
Why?

>> No.11325168

delicious

>> No.11325170

We smoke a ton of weed, nigga.

>> No.11325183
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>Europeans
>assuming every American eats this regularly
Just keep getting fatter sucking down pizza and kebab from immigrant stands while whining. Eventually you'll catch up.

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>>11325183
>71% of 17-24 years old are unfit to military service because they are too fat.
Ok.

>> No.11325203

>>11325166
You soak it in egg and maybe a couple tsp of sugar faggot and only restaurants will garnish it with powdered sugar what are you on about

>> No.11325206

>>11325166
>Why?
Americans are fat and stupid. What else do you need to know?

>> No.11325215

>>11325201
So this is how war comes to an end, not with a bang but with a mobility scooter

>> No.11325217

>>11325166
>french toast
>not made in france
what did amerifats mean by this?

>> No.11325218

>>11325166
Because it's a homosexual breakfast from a homosexual people.

>> No.11325222

>>11325201
Only fat people are reading about fat statistics. Just stop spending so much time on your ass playing your video games and guzzling soda, bro. Who knows, you might even get a gf.

>> No.11325223
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>>11325215
but with thunderous braps

>> No.11325228

>>11325201
>while whining
>Eventually you'll catch up

>> No.11325231

>>11325166
Because this is America, and I can do whatever I want.

>> No.11325236

>>11325166
Soak it in liquid sugar? That's not going to work. Where's the egg?

>> No.11325256

>>11325166
>french toast
stupid burgers. its roman toast. Apicius gives the recipe:
>Break fine white bread, crust removed, into rather large pieces which soak in milk and beaten eggs, fry in oil, cover with honey and serve.

>> No.11325389
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>>11325222
Yeah dude, I am so fat at 165 lbs 5'10.
I saw an article 5 minutes before posting this.
Nice strawman.

>> No.11325396

>>11325389
Whatever jrpg you're playing today is calling out to you. Go back to it, fat boy.

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>>11325396
>triggered fatty because he can't join
:^)

>> No.11325426

>>11325166
We just wanted to blame the French for this

>> No.11325429

>>11325424
>not even thanking me for bumping his thread so he doesn't have to argue with himself today

Awful, awful fat people.

>> No.11325431
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>>11325166
I thought french toast was just toast soaked in raw egg then cooked?

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>>11325429
>hurr durr I was only le trolling
How about you post a picture of your 600 lbs boipussy.

>> No.11325513

>>11325166
>Call it """French""" Toast
Because the bread just surrenders to the sugar.

>> No.11325515

>>11325431
French toast is straight toast that is soaked in egg and becomes a raging homosexual

>> No.11325553
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11325553

>>11325166
>Let them eat cake!
t. /r_td

>> No.11325645

>>11325256
Isn't Rome just a city in France or some shit like that? I remember being surprised because everyone talked about Rome like it was long gone but it's right fucking there.

>> No.11326633

>>11325201
Everybody is too fat for military service.
That's what boot camp is for.

>> No.11326657

>>11325166
Obsessed?

>> No.11326680

named in honor of america's greatest ally, the french, who have always stood together hand in hand with the usa

>> No.11326704
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>>11325553
i want to marry Marie Antoinette.