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what would you cook for him

>> No.11315677

>>11315660
IDK, but whatever it is..... it's getting cum put in it.

>> No.11315690

>>11315660
Chow mein

>> No.11315726

I'd buy him a NY slice and a seltzer for carrying my girlfriends luggage.

>> No.11315734

>>11315660
Marblecake

>> No.11315817

>>11315660
The cumlette.

Google it if you don't remember.

>> No.11315833

who is that?

>> No.11315846

>>11315833
Dont be stupid

>> No.11315851

Literally who?

>> No.11315853

What is he even going to do now that Google+ has been shutdown?

>> No.11315872

He looks like he drinks soylent and eats lentils over rice

>> No.11315885

>>11315660
Smoke some meats:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H34QpoJsmrw

>> No.11315914

>>11315726
>my girlfriend
go back to rebbit normalshit

>> No.11315952

>>11315660
>what would you cook for him
Well, moot used to come to /ck occasionally.
I recall that he did Ritter Sport (german) chocolate wafers, not sure which flavor. And, I can't remember his drink choice, probably some kind of energy drink...

>> No.11315959

>>11315952
>I recall that he did Ritter Sport (german) chocolate wafers
A man of good taste

>> No.11315968

>>11315734
also the game

>> No.11315974

>>11315968
>>11315734
I see we have some oldfaggots on this board

>> No.11315982

>>11315833
zukkerberg

>> No.11315985

>>11315982
>zukkerberg
the founder of 9gag?

>> No.11316010
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11316010

>>11315985

>> No.11316017

>>11315914
newfag

>> No.11316039

>>11315833
ohanian (founder of imgur), and husband of venus williams (tennis)

>> No.11316047

>>11316017
newfriend

>> No.11316053

>>11315914
>he doesn't know about luggage lad

>>11315833
The guy who created the wildly successful website Canv.as

>> No.11316064

>>11315833
that's tom. the guy who invented myspace

>> No.11316068

>>11315846
and take your job? nah

>> No.11316117

>>11315833
jack dorsey, twitter CEO

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>>11315974
sadly yes

>> No.11316134

>>11315833
Trump as he really is when he peels off his orange layer.

>> No.11316139

>>11315833
he used to run some obscure anime message board back in the day

>> No.11316150

>>11315833
anon e. moose

>> No.11316229

>>11315833
That's the Gaiaonline founder. Gaiaonline was one of the biggest websites 12 years ago :DDD

>> No.11316373

>>11316126
what the fuck? delete that image now you sick fuck

>> No.11316380

>>11316126
is dat sum?

>> No.11316392
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11316392

>>11315660
For those of you that aren't teenagers living in the basement, he likes gorilla munch and toasted hoagies.

>> No.11316402

>>11315853
He never worked with that product

>> No.11316439

>>11316392
>gorilla munch
There is no need to be upset

>> No.11316862

>>11316053
>created the wildly successful website Canv.as
More like Canv.ASS amirite.

>> No.11316872

>>11315660
I'd serve him some dfc. Doesn't even require cooking.

>> No.11317165

>>11316862
YOU THE MAN NOW DOG

>> No.11317221

>>11317165
WOOF WOOF!!!!

>> No.11317583

>>11315660
I'm sure he likes chocolate milk.

>> No.11317679

>>11316053
>Canv.as
I forgot about that like of shit

>> No.11317687

>>11316126
Modsssssssssssss

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>>11315660
Obviously I would make WT Snacks

>> No.11318012

>>11315833
tom anderson from myspace

>> No.11318024

chicken tendies

>> No.11318091

>>11315660
>founded 4chan
I'd quadruple down on the weebness. I'm not quite sure what a quadruple weeb meal is though.

>> No.11318107

>>11315833
Possibly one of the biggest losers to come out of the internet age.
He was sitting on a potential gold mine and could have owned one of the largest political satire websites on the internet.
Instead he let his childish obsession with Chinese pedophile cartoons win over and then had the nerve to spend the rest of his time bitching and whining about how his website never made any money for him.
He then sold out for a paltry sum to a gook who now runs the site as a data analytics marketing tool and whores it out to any tech company willing to pay to use for R&D.

>> No.11318177

>>11316126
wtf... mods are asleep?

>> No.11318239

>>11315660
I don't know who is he?

>> No.11318245

>>11318239
It doesnt matter who he is

>> No.11318278

>>11318245
Well why am I cooking for him?

>> No.11318460

>>11318278
Because he is the little girl

>> No.11318471

>>11315660
nothing, since I assume that he has brought some Ritter Sport for me

>> No.11318703

>>11315833
anonymous

>> No.11318710

>>11315660
Why does white people look like 'dis?

>> No.11318713

>>11315660
I'd cook him soup because after tanking google+ he's now on the soup line.

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>>11316402
https://www.dailydot.com/debug/google-plus-4chan-founder-moot/

>> No.11318793

>>11318724
And yet, G+ is getting taken down.
Just like everything this cancerous faggot touches, it goes to dust.

>> No.11318802

>>11318793
Eh, I seriously doubt Moot had anything to do with API security.

>> No.11318812

>>11316373
>>11317687
>>11318177
I know you guys are joking but sink pictures used to have cp embedded in them, you used to be able to open them with winrar or 7z

>> No.11318827

>>11318802
I was being facetious.
I thought it was well known that he was a trophy hire. Like "look at us, we hired and tamed the famed creator of memes and 4chan".
There was even one tweet from a Google employee saying moot attended one of their social talks, where he pointed it out as if it completely changed the guy. It seemed to imply that they "prayed the 4chan away” from moot or something.
Honestly, I doubt moot has any qualities that make him worth hiring, especially for a company like Google. Sure, he can run a website, but he couldn't manage his own employees or anything. It's not difficult running a website, any chump with $15/month can do it. He was totally only hired as some sort of public relations thing, maybe as a way to make chan users warm up to Google and their business practices.

>> No.11318842

>>11318827
He's more qualified than their typical poo in loo hires.

>> No.11318943

>>11315660
semen

>> No.11318989
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11318989

>tfw they cucked and broke him

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>>11315660
>>11315660
cheese pizza, neapolitan style

>>11318989
>we cucked him and broke him
im sorry pls take us back bb

>> No.11319066

>>11318989
He's been (((their))) luggage lad for awhile now. Just let him go.

>> No.11319577

>>11315660
Assuming we are talking 5 years ago or so: raw onions for every meal so he can stop being such a literal cuck bitch.

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>>11315959
>Ritter Sport
A man of taste indeed. Although Knoppers are maybe even superior

>> No.11319995

>>11318827
Google has been doing a lot strange things lately and a bunch of friends that used to work there keep telling me that there's some sort of SJW takeover going on that's leading to utter chaos.

I have no idea what Moot did outside of 4chan so I can't really comment on his hireability but it sounds like something this current incarnation would do.

>> No.11320001

>>11316229
Lanzer please stop

>> No.11320023

>>11315833
W.T. Snacks

>> No.11320036

>>11318827
They obviously hired him as a "consultant" on how to "combat" "toxic" websotes such as the anonymous hacker known as Four Chan.

>> No.11320051

>>11315660
Anything to make him stay ;_;

>> No.11320074

>>11315833
JG wentworth call 877-CASH-NOW

>> No.11320911

>>11318827
Moot was an SJW cuck years before going to jewgle

>> No.11320942

>>11315677
Hey it's like that /k/ meetup all over again

>> No.11321133

>>11315660
A hot, steaming mug of cum.

>> No.11321136

>>11315833
Vitalik Buterin