/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11307316
I need to ask my dad next season if he can ask his friends if I can walk around their farm land looking for some of these tasty boys.

I've got your mushroom right here

>>11307326
I recently moved to Minnesota and I heard they have morels up the ass in spring time so I'm going to drop harvest some do you have any good recipes? >>11307344
Tastey ;)

>>11307326
my absolute favorite mushroom, thanks for reminding me to go to my local farmers market this saturday and pick some out :)

>>11307316
these are tasty as hell, first time I had them I thought they were some type of meat.

>>11307316
Out of curiosity, has anyone ever tried to grow morels? Was it difficult? You can buy the spores online.

These are delicious

Are these edible?

>>11308017
Only one way to find out.

>>11308017
nah mate

>>11308017
definitely don't try the yellow ones

>>11307898
Without googling I bet it's a bitch, like I don't know why someone wouldnt' box off or fence off a place in the woods to grow a bunch if it were easy, or hyar do it in a green house.

>>11308017
the yellow ones definitely

>>11308017
there are three types in that picture do you mind specifying which one?

>>11307915
It looks like pancake batter filled with cherries and jelly.

>>11308017
everythings edible once

>>11308704
fuck i ate steak last night
are you saying i can never eat steak again?

Didn't eat them but I can go back and pick more tomorrow. Never seen the one on the left is that even a mushroom much less edible?

>>11308735

>>11308718
yes, that particular steak is gone for good. remember it well-done

>>11308738

Another one

>>11308749

I like the earthy/meaty taste of mushrooms but I hate the texture. I can only eat them diced. Sliced and whole I can't do. Is that weird?

post cute mushrooms

>>11307915
it looks like bloody cysts

sure bro

>>11309283
God, I just LOVE staring at pics like these; they're just so SATISFYING! What disease is this called, btw?

How much shrooms have you tripped off of in 1 dose? 1/4th here

>>11309967
It's called "retards with photoshop try to abuse a phobia that nobody had making themselves look like total fucking dipshits"

>>11309967
It's weird how some people find this stimulating because personally it makes me want to kill myself

i wish i was a mushroom expert and confident enough to eat the ones i find.
imagine being able to walk in the forest and find a tasty vegan meal AND psychedelic drugs, whenever you want.

question for mushroom hunters: what percentage of ones you find are deadly?, is it like 25% or something?
also how long does it take to find psychedelic mushrooms?, do you need to search all day?, or are they fairly common?

>>11311255
I want to kno too

>>11308738
I’m pretty sure anything with gills as nasty as the left one is gonna kill you

>>11308017

yes. Also delicious

>>11311255
isn't that simple. At a minimum you'll have to buy a decent field guide for your area and analyze spore prints on the ones questionable.

>>11307326
I can never find these fucking things in spite of people telling me that they grow all over the valley I live in.

Shit sucks.

Does anybody know what this is?

>>11308871
Yes faggot.

>>11307316
Where do you even buy morels? I can't find them at any store.

>>11311809
that's the dirtydiapshroom
they taste great >:^P

>>11311255
It depends where you live. Many of the best mushrooms are found in old forests in spring/fall. Psychedelics are often ambiguous and it's best to simply cultivate them.

>mfw hate shrooms
>Shitting on them only makes them stronger
What can I do to eradicate this fungus?

>>11311809
Lycoperdon species, maybe L. perlatum.

Drunken /an/ mycoanon here. Ask shit, get shit.

>>11312008
You have to hunt for them. It's not so hard, mountains are a great spot in spring/late spring. Recent burn sites are too.

>>11311255
>question for mushroom hunters: what percentage of ones you find are deadly?, is it like 25% or something?

This is a difficult question, and it depends not only where you are, but what time of year it is. By far the most common deadly species I run into is Amanita bisporigera. Its not so much that there's some high percentage of mushrooms that are toxic. It's more the case that the toxic species may seem more common relative to the choice edibles, simply by virtue of being more efficient at reproduction, or maybe even having more lenient growth conditions.

>also how long does it take to find psychedelic mushrooms?, do you need to search all day?, or are they fairly common?

Again, that depends on where you live and what time of year it is. There are certain parts of the country that some species simply do not occur in. I will say, however, that the relevant genera (Psilocybe, Gymonpilus, Panaeolus) are absolutely not beginner friendly, have loads of toxic mimics, and require an advanced working knowledge of mushroom identification to succeed with, which is something that the typical psilocybin-seekers lack.

>>11307898
They're picky. They appeared in my yard for like five years and then disappeared again.

>>11307316
remember that morel guy who was the only person to write a book on morel mushrooms?

>>11307326
These things are so god damn expensive, but god damn tasty. What are some tips so I can go hunting for these little bastards?

>>11308735
>>11311373
The one on the left is a bolete, and yes, it is a mushroom. In lieu of gills, they have a spongelike surface where the gills would be on your typical agaric mushroom. The reticulation on that mushroom suggests a Leccinum species, though I dont get nearly as much practice with bolete IDs, so take that with a grain of salt. Actually, take everything internet strangers say with a grain of salt, lest you end up like this moron.

>>11307898
They're notoriously difficult to grow commercially, which is exactly why the industry mostly relies on people foraging them in the wild

It seems that people have a general idea of what kind of conditions they pop up in but it's not understood well enough to reliably grow them where planted

>>11312960
The chinese have actually had a fair amount of success with commercial morel cultivation. There's a mycologist on /an/ who specializes in morchella species who knows far more about the subject than I do. Shouldnt be hard to search some archives for his paragraphs on the subject. It's great reading.

>>11312950
Thanks for the read