/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11305140
>Land o Lake butter
Disqualified.

is that a secret decoder ring?

>>11305140
those don't look real

Fruit, with butter and syrup. Just no.
Pick one, damn it.

>>11305148
>Ring Wrapper, the World's Best Ring Protector, protects your ring from scratches and from falling off.
She's at the beach and it is probably her wedding ring.

>>11305146
It goes nicely with the boob theme, though

>>11305148
It's a Ring Wrapper. A protective cover for your ring. So you can wear something beautiful and expensive that nobody can see. Just fucking take it off. Goddamn it!

>>11305161
with such big tits I'm sure it's a nice rock

>>11305181
You don't put a rock in a wedding ring.

>>11305140
She ain't gonna keep that figure eating like that. Six pack abs don't come from eating massive pancakes.
Also, nice tits.

>>11305184
>he doesn't have 36 diamonds on his finger

>>11305186
Found the virgin.
She''s going to eat a third of the berries and leave the rest. She ordered that pile of food only for the photo she will be posting on Instagram.

>>11305189
The one Jack wears is a class ring.
Yale, Culinary Science, class of 1998.
Educate yourself on the lore, kiddo.

>>11305140
>that belly button
do not want

>>11305181
You are confusing an engagement ring with a wedding ring. A wedding ring is suppose to be a simple gold band. It is symbolic. The gold doesn't corrode and a circle or ring has no end.

>>11305221
>buy her a simple gold ring and explain that gold doesn't corrode and it's symbolic of your love
>she dunks her hand in aqua regia
>demands a divorce and gets half your stuff. Specifies that she wants the nice cookware

This is why I'm MGTOW. Don't let it happen to you.

>>11305246
Pretty sure you being an underage virgin is why you're an incel I mean MGTOW

>>11305251
Wrong!
Factually incorrect, haha

>>11305140
>milk
lole

>>11305258
I was wondering what she was going to drink.

Stop posting soft porn I'm at work and /ck/ is one of only a few boards I can go on

>>11305265
Fuck off wagie

>>11305140

>>11305265
looks like you'll be worker harder, eh hon?

>>11305265
Fuck off wagie

Ask her for freshly squeezed milk on the side

>>11305265
You know, when IT flags you going to 4chan at work, I don't think "I was just looking at the cooking board!" will work as a cya.

Mommy

Sweet food is for children and women.

>>11305140
>tranny hands/10

>>11306449
That's just age. Make-up, surgery, and styles can all lie about a woman's age, but her hands tell the truth. Even famously attractive women in their late 40s or early 50s still have hands that look like they drank from the wrong grail.

>>11305140
>my gf

Are you dating a 45 year old?

>>11305265
>stop posting "worksafe" pictures while I dick around at work
Stop visiting questionable websites and actually work you slacker. I'd be more concerned about the fact that it shows you being on 4chan.org period.

>>11306490
>get back to work!
yikes, easy there geldstein

>>11305140
your gf's brekkie was my big fat cock

>>11305251
You actually didn't register that post as a joke?
Do you know what aqua regia is?

Those tits look fake.
>>11305360
Fat tits don't count.

>>11305265
>wagecucking

>>11305265
Same, always awkward browsing sfw boards cuz there's that guy that keeps posting "here's your controller bro" with a picture of a dick on /v/"

>>11306455
What the fuck, that's actually true. Looking at hands from now on.

>>11305140
Clearly fake tits.

>>11307840
and?

>>11305140
Damn fine, I'd eat it.

>>11305140
>those hands
>that stomach
She's way too old to be a gf, you're not a teenager any more.

What happened to all the prior comments?

>>11305140
Why is her wedding band wearing a swimsuit? Fucking retarded

>>11309685
this

>>11309685
you're witnessing the fall of western society where marriage means nothing anymore.

>>11310907
I resist, many do. Not most, but many

>>11310915
>I resist, many do. Not most, but many
just give in, they already won and there is nothing you can do about it.
search "feminism in saudi arabia". now they have laws there that force you to hire women for diversity quotas.
it is over mate, it is all over.