/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It's never too late to accept Jesus into your heart, anon.

>>11287651
Why would I do that anon? I don't want to be a nun unless a hot priest will molest me.

Forgot pic

Ok

>>11287661
r u near chicago

>>11287643
>tfw rugged man who loves cooking
>tfw gf is bad at cooking, but I am supportive and try to help her.

Turning her into wife material is going to be hard, but goddamn do I love her. No roastie or pedagogue can change my mind about that.

>>11287643
I am a gay homosexual if that matters

>>11287777
No sorry.

>>11287841
I'm not a lesbian.

>>11287850
>lesbian

You are a very girly man sweetie

>>11287722
>>11287777

Checked

>>11287777
checked!

>>11287661
Men can't be nuns

>>11287850
>there are actually women posting here
Explains all the retarded cargo cult diet threads and retards that tell you that you can caramelize onions in 10 minutes.

>>11287643
Sorry, all rugged men have been removed for being potential rapists.
Enjoy your numales.
Who will rape you.

>>11287860
Okay but I was born with a vagina.

>>11287885
Mine take longer than that. Do you add brown sugar to them?

>>11287906
No.

>>11287643
My dad eats pizza with a knife and fork, he is kind of an a hole desu

>>11287806
She will divorce you and take half your money. Have fun.

>>11287964
A U S T R A L I A!

>>11287806
Dunno man,I heard alimony isn't much fun.

>>11287643

it's your fault for dating a vegetarian.
every man loves a woman who cooks for them.
It's the straight sequence she cooks>you eat>you drag her to bed and have sex with her>repeat until you both are an elderly couple looking back at your life and enjoying the accomplishments.
Then she cooks your favourite food again, sadly the sex is gone, but the sweet memory will always linger there.

>>11288172
Shit.

>>11288195
Yessss where?

>>11289238
This is beautiful.

I never understood how people enjoy eating pizza with a knife and fork

>>11287964
why do girls some girls smell so good?

also sometimes you have to eat pizza with a fork because its too hot. usually just the first half of one slice tho, then its cool enough to fold and eat properly

>>11290782
Queensland, just north of brissy
>inb4 you’re a Vic

>tfw no furry cooking bf

>>11287661
reddit tier post

whoops forgot my sage

(you pathetic beta orbiters disgust me--this is why women shouldn't be allowed on 4chan)

>>11292040
As in kills and cooks furries, right?

>>11292033
I smell good too. I think it's a mix of their natural oils and perfume.

I like my pizza not too hot...I also eat cold pizza (I'm sorry)

>>11292039
Ha! What's it like up there?

>>11292061
Shut up. I'm finding a potential husband.

Also, how cool would it be to have a tinder for foodies? You get matched based on foods or restaurants you enjoy.


Hey Aussie guy, do you like rocky road?
I made it myself.

>women on 4chan

>>11292291
I'll f*cken stab you mate. Don't be cheeky.

>>11292266
Pretty good. Got some nice swimming weather in before the storm clouds chilled everything. How’s vic? Still SJWy and cold?

>>11292279
>Rocky road
A woman after my own heart. Albeit I prefer mine with less marshmallows and more nuts.

>>11292279

if you find a man on a foodie tinder he's either a monumental pussy or a guy who actually does not give a flying fuck about food but he's there for the pussy.

Also what the hell is that food?

>>11292322
Pretty much :( feminism is killing us. Send halp please

I don't like swimming in the ocean. I don't know why. I do like tanning but get burnt easily.

>pistachio and chocolate ice-cream

>>11292014
Imagine eating a delicious greasy slice with a bunch of toppings, but not having your hands covered in grease

>>11292328
The nuts are hidden! I then used that mini blow torch thing to toast the marshmallows. I also added coconut..

>>11292329
It's rocky road...

>>11292339

I'm not australian, it was a legit question.

>>11292342
Oh. It's basically party food... you add melted chocolate to marshallows, nuts and pretty much whatever else you like and wala! Rocky road is born.

Best eaten when cut in individual slices.

>>11292349

Doesn't it have the toughness of concrete?
Looks pretty solid

>>11292333
Whelp. Sucks to be you. And agreed; women ruining it for women again.
>not just leaving and eloping to QLD

I grew up with the ocean so I never really got that dislike but I can kinda understand it. I’m blonde/blue eyes and burn if I look at the sun the wrong way hah

>chicken soup
>>11292339
Ohhh nice touch on the marshmallow browning. It’s been an age since I made rocky road. I made banana and peanut butter brownies yesterday. Completely forgot about them, gonna thaw one now.

>>11292089
as in is a huge furfag :(

>>11292353
It looks tough but it's so soft you can tear it apart with your hands.

>tfw I described me perfectly

>>11292354
I love chicken soup with lots of pepper.

Have you tried chicken rice soup?

My favorite is pumpkin soup.

>>11292360
yiff in hell furnigger

>>11292371

Ever tried to make some tiramisù at home?

Its pretty easy and a great breakfast food.

>>11292371
>>tfw I described me perfectly
Don’t forget melts in your mouth. Rocky road is truly the king of textures

Hnnnng agreed. Lots of pepper, a touch of salt and perfect. Chicken rice soup is amazing, I usually turn it into chicken noodle soup with angel hair pasta though.

Pumpkin is the best agreed. Especially fresh pumpkin soup, with heavily buttered crunchy sourdough bread for dipping. Mushroom cream soup is up there too

>>11287643
>tfw rugged man who loves food
>tfw no gf which likes to cook for rugged men like me

>>11292039
>inb4 dead anon body turns up in Qld wilderness

>>11292375
lol yes I have made it but damn the marscapone is a bit heavy.

Do you usually eat random things for breakfast? That's hot.

I'm currently doing intermittent fasting so I start eating at 1pm.

Favorite meal ever?

>>11292374
>complaining about furries in a taiwanese fursuit making imageboard

>>11292394
Makes me hungry actually. Could cook a nice fox stew 2bh.

>>11292394
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/

>>11292382

I experiment in the weekends with different recipes, not only for breakfast.

Can't ever say no to a good marinated and simmered fish or meat dish, I particularly like baked salmon with parmesan and parsley crust and sour cream

>>11292381
Jokes on you I'm already dead inside :D

>>11292377
:( I'll feed you rugged anon. What food do you like?

>>11292381
Hahahahaha

>>11292376
YUM. I've never had creamy mushroom soup! Sounds good though

>>11292405
Oh my god. How did you learn to cook? What's your favorite dish that you enjoy cooking?

>>11292410
It's pretty great, very creamy, very thick. It's one of those winter warmer sort of soups.
>>11292405
Hey man, have you ever experimented with Brazilian cooking? Moqueca is fucking amazing I seriously recommend giving it a crack

>>11292419

I like eating good food, I enjoy preparing it and I like my hosts to be happy.
So I learned, first from my parents, then by myself by reading and experimenting.

I pretty much enjoy cooking in general, but I particularly like (when and if I have the time to do it) to make homemade pasta and then do ravioli filled with pumpkin and cottage cheese, then served with cooking cream and a bit of nutmeg on top.
But that's for special occasions.

>>11292429
Nope I am pretty ignorant about brazilian cooking, tell me more about Moqueca

>>11292408
SOMEBODY GET A DOCTOR.

>>11292410
>What food do you like?
Steak. Anything with a fuck tonne of meat.

Also curry.

>>11292429
>very creamy, very thick

Lol I'll have to try it one day..
Is any recipe online pretty much how you'd make it? Or is yours special?

>>11292437
Do you add any other herbs or seasoning to the filling apart from salt?

Have you attempted the whole egg yolk ravioli yet?

>>11292442
I'm not very good with Indian curries but I can make a great steak.

>>11292457
yeah, sometimes I eat steak from non roadkill and it tastes so fucking good ay.

>>11292437
Brazilian cooking is my jam. Let me get a pic of a local treat they make. "Good Kiss" or something. It's amazing
>Moqueca
It's basically some mix between a rice soup and a curry usually with fish. It's so fucking tasty.
>>11292442
Doctor doctor gimme the news!
>>11292447
You can try more than just that
It's practically any online recipe but I like to use a mixture of mushroom for texture. Plus I never tend to make it the same way twice, always experimenting with herbs and spices to see which combo I like best

>>11292471
.....anon do you really? Are you in the Texas wild west or something?

Is this really a thing? Is it safe?

>>11287643

>>11287661
>catholics

>>11292478
I can't play that video. Webm doesn't work for me. Can't even go to /gif/ to learn porn acts ffs.

>>11292473
Found it. Super simple to make, just condensed milk and eggs whipped together with shredded coconut in cupcake tin greased with butter and sprinkled with sugar. Sweet. Fluffy. Crunchy. I give them to people as gifts and always get asked what they are

>>11292477
Don't worry, I marinade it in gasoline to prepare it.

>>11292490
>Can't even go to /gif/ to learn porn acts ffs.
Are you even trying as a women?. ffs.

>>11292478
>the virgin nibble
>the chad gorge

>>11292452

Yes, of course, you can also marinate the meat in the sauce you will use during the cooking process.

Whole egg yolk ravioli?
Gotta look into it, sounds tasty, did you try it?

>>11292473

Nice, gotta read some recipe about moqueca, I love seafood, can I add prawns to Moqueca or isn't canon?

>>11292514

They look something in between muffins and plum cakes, I like the aftertaste of coconut too, gotta give them a try
Thanks for the ideas folks

>>11292523
Be serious anon. Do you really?

>>11292525
Lmao I used to go there to watch porn and learn but then webm stopped working for me.

There are lots of other women on here, no big deal.

>>11292528
>Gotta look into it, sounds tasty, did you try it?
Yes I attempted it and it was so yummy once I cooked it right. If you overcook it it's not good.
>pic is obviously not mine

>>11292536
>There are lots of other women on here, no big deal.
Actually, we're all little girls here so no shit.

>>11292546
...ok. I don't know what you mean.

>>11292553
>she's a filthy hag over the age of ten
Where do you think you are? 4chan is a place for 7 year olds to raid rival normalfag boards and talk about delicious cake.

>>11292543

Nice, I've looked a bit around and there are lots of variations, many of them include spinach, which I like very much.

Thanks for the hint, looks I'm gonna enjoy it.

Did you ever try chicken saute with mango sauce?
It's really easy to make and has a nice combination of tastes.

>>11287777
Move away from niggerville and you might be able to get laid

>>11292559
Ok.

>>11292560
Basil leaf infused butter sauce is so good on top too

>>11292592

Ever tried adding mint on some dishes?

Gnocchi with butter and mint is easy and tasty

If you do find a rugged Aussie, please keep him in Australia. The rest of the world is totally fine without them.

>>11292596
Oo no I'll have to try :)

>>11292612
Lmao ok no worries

>i'm a girl btw, the thread
fuck you OP

>>11292714
Why? What happened?

It doesn't matter of you're female too. You can join in. This thread was filled with love for cooking and food..I thoroughly enjoyed it.

>>11292714
The ugly virgins here are so starved for female contact that they'll drool all over anyone who pretends to be a woman. It's pathetic.

>>11292857
Projection much?

>>11292775

me too, I liked the recipes and the hints.

I've never head anything about brazilian cusine before.

Please don't shit all over one of the few decent ck threads here.

>>11292944
Not really, because I'm not the one falling over myself to talk to a girl on 4chan.

>>11287885
>can't caramelize onions in 10min
add more heat, cover, and unless you got a very thick pan add oil and heat it beforehand, 15min might possibly be better but 10min are enough to caramelize onions well enough

>>11292478
I thought the guy on the left was specifically doing a "this is how you don't eat pizza" thing

>>11287643
im right here bitch

>>11287651
fpbp

what the fuck is this thread?

>>11287643
>tfw have rugged bf who loves when I cook for him
it's pretty great desu
He was eating the same 3 things over and over again because that was all he knew how to cook before we got together, the poor guy

>>11287643
Eating Pizza with a fork and knife is acceptable if you are in the middle of multi-tasking with shit you don't want to get pizza on, but only barely since you should have managed time enough to avoid such tomfoolery in the first place.

Post asshole

Op i'll be your bf

>>11293430
Caramelized onions are best when cooked gently.
Low and slow baby

>>11287643
>Also please witness this asshole eating pizza with a knife and fork.

nothing wrong about that you degenerate murricunt

>>11292039
tfw when live in Gympie

>>11295195
Will you?

>>11296640
I'd like to visit the USA one day. I still think it's a pompous way of eating pizza.
A real man would never eat pizza with a knife and fork.

>>11294165
This is so fucking sweet. I wish you lots of love and happy dinners.

>>11296640

as much as OP is for sure a faggot, eating pizza with knife and fork is heresy.

>>11298451
Hey! Screw you.

And good morning :)

>>11296640
You have to understand them, they think it's a hamburger.

>>11298496

it's 11pm here, what morning.

are you rocky road anon?

>>11298516
Yes I am. It's morning here. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, everything is good.

I'm hosting the fight today for some friends and family. I don't watch MMA but they are pretty excited.

What foods should I make?

>>11298540

a full lunch or light stuff?
how many people?

handmade pasta anon btw, pretty bored desu

>>11298547
I usually make snack type foods and then have a main.
It would be late lunch early dinner.
I was thinking a bbq because there's about 15 of them and will need to make pasta for days...they are big eaters.
Here are my thoughts:
2 salads (not sure what type yet)
Chicken skewers (I'll need to marinate them soon)
Chops
Chilly and garlic prawns with a seafood dip (i make it from scratch)
Veggie skewers
Assortment of dips that I'll make from scratch


What else goes on the bbq?

I usuallly do all the marinating and prep work while the boys bbq the meat because the smoke makes my eyes water

>>11298584

all that food?
holy crap there are some hungry guys in australia

btw what do you use for the seafood dip?
Chily and garlic prawns sound great.

Sometimes I use this sauce for bbq meats, expecially when cooking pork

1 red apple
some butter
some laurel leafs
2 glasses of red beer (your taste, your choice, but better get a tasty one)
salt and pepper.

cut the apple into dices and let it cook a bit into a pan with the laurel and the butter.
when the apple pieces get a golden colour, pour the beer and boil the stuff, then cut the flame and let everything cool.
get into a mixer and fix the taste with salt and pepper.
I use it to marinate the meat and during the cooking process.

>>11298631
Ooo that sauce sounds delicious. Would it work with a touch of cinnamon too?

I make mayonnaise then add garlic lemon, parsley and tomato sauce. It's pretty good.


They are huge eaters so I need to make sure there's a nice mix of food there.

>>11298651

hmm dunno about cinnamon, never tried but wouldn't be risky and push the taste a bit too much toward the "sweet" side of the spectrum?

>>11298661
It might be.. but I'm weird like that. I like things like apricot cheese.

>>11298686

ok, never heard about that but sounds interesting.
cheeses can be paired with almost everything desu.

this is the absolute gayest thirsty circlejerk ive ever seen on this board.

>>11298713

but I am gay, so if the OP is a fag, it's a win.
if it's a female, I don't care.
I still get to post about food so it's always a win.
and you're still salty and not contributing.

>>11287964
>muh vagina
get out. /ck/ is a MANS board

>>11298716
great so you admit it's a faggy thirsty circlejerk. what was the point of this post sweetie?

>>11298724

you're not posting food or recipes, that's all.
there are lots of places where you can go shitting around, also no trolls outside of /b/.

>>11298728
>there are lots of places where you can go shitting around, also no trolls outside of /b/.
Holy shit you are one stupid cunt

>>11298721
/ck/ is 70% female according to leaked advertising data a while back

>>11298705
That's very true! What's your favorite cheese?

>>11298716
I really liked this thread and all the recipe swaps and ideas too.

>>11298784
/a/ is 60% 13 year old girls according to that data too

>>11298796
Source? IIRC it only had gender breakdown statistics.

>>11298793
Woops forgot pic.

Marinated the chicken with just a bit of garlic infused oil, salt and a sprinkle of oregano.

>>11298793

I like brie very much, along with other stuff

I use it in a simple quick recipe

get brie, cut it into small sticks
get some speck (a kind of seasoned prosciutto)
some radish
flabread

simply put them into the flatbread and make it into a roll, keep it closed with some wooden picks and put into the oven
cook until the fat from the speck and the brie melt

fast and tasty

>>11298809
I love Brie too. Hey do you know the difference between camembert and brie? Am I crazy or are they pretty much the same?

I've always wanted to try baking brie and that recipe sounds delicious. I'm definitely trying this.

>veggie skewers chopped and ready.

Should I marinate them with something?

>>11298818

I'm not that of an expert about differences so subtle, they are pretty similar imo.

Which veggies did you use?

>>11298728
sure faggot, why not just start a "what are you cooking today /ck/?" thread then? oh wait, because youre a lonely faggot who needs attention from girls (male)

>>11298849
I used Zucchini, bell peppers and onions.

I wonder what other veggies can be bbq'd.


>>11298860
Well to be fair, this started off as a complaining thread and expected to be abused but it turned into a very nice thread.
What did you cook today anon?
Want to contribute or are you going to just get angry and pouty because someone posted in a thread you don't like?

>pic related...Looking for a fuck to give.

>>11298889

I prefer to lightly grill the veggies when doing bbq honestly.

As sauce, I guess a generic mixture of lemon juice, minced garlic, olive oil and some soy sauce would be good too

some other times I simply use the same sauce I use for the meat, but it is circumstance dependant.

>>11298909
I'll use the garlic infused oil to lightly brush them I guess. Thanks Anon!

>tfw no bf to cook, bake, and gaym with

>>11298970
Anon there is one in this thread! Maybe you two can swap numbers or e-mails??

Prawns, salad and meat all marinated. Preparing some dips atm.

>>11287643
I'm so rugged I only shower once a week and never wipe my ass when I shit. I don't love food, but I'm willing to eat what you make. Wanna meet up?

>>11299112
Only if you have your hygiene sorted Anon. That's a bit gross.
You can always buy those butt wipes to make things easier.
Dry shampoo on your hair between washes and use deodorant often.

>>11299103
>>11298970
>>11298889
cringe. how attention starved are you trannies/tranny lovers?

>>11299147
I'm gay :3

>>11299123
You don't like rugged men at all, do you?

>>11299269
I do. Just hygienic ones.

They started the bbq..fight starts soon. I'll check back in later.

>>11299147
Not a tranny. Not gay. Get over it.

>>11299281
t. gay tranny

it's sunday and cheat day.

Give me your best (worst) breakfast recipe /ck/

>>11300181
Waffles
Pancakes
Cake
Donuts

>>11300254

what are some variations in the ingredients I can use in making pancakes that you'd recommend?

not an american, so I dunno

>>11293883
Gay. In the late 90s sense, not sjw victim stance. Some dumb anon is larping as a female for attention.

On that note:
Homemade prepackaged-based chili-cheese fries.

Ingredients:
1 bag Nathan's crinkle cut fried
1 tbsp diced jalapenos
1 container Ruth's chili (refrigerated from hotdog cold cuts section)
1 can Rico's gourmet premium cheddar cheese sauce

Make fries, heat cheese in double boiler with diced jalapeno added, heat chili. Add chili and cheese on fries and enjoy dank chili cheese fries.

>>11293468
to late for that now

>>11292040
hi :3

>>11287643
I love food and eating and cooking and will you go out with me (not even fat but i dont care if you are)

If anyone wants a not-gay blue collar electrician bf who likes cooking and literature, I'm right here

>>11302514
Do you do gay stuff like pozz parties?

>>11302550

hi anons

how do I make flatbread that is flexible, mine turned out too stiff and easy to break

>>11302591

add a bit of butter or olive oil, try different amounts until you reach the desired flexibility.

check also the cooking method and the thickness, if it's too thin it will dry out too much and will be more brittle.

>>11302639
I was kind of guessing I should've added more oil, thanks

>>11293430
This is completely and entirely incorrect. You're trying the onions if you use this method, or sauteeing at best. There's nothing wrong with cooking them like this but they are not caramelized. Truly caramelized onions are very sweet and have of the bite that fried onions do

>>11292033
there's this thing called patience, you should try it

Good morning thread xo
I'm shocked to see this is still up.
Yesterday was a success with only some dips left over. Everyone was full and happy. Congratulations to the Russian even though he went a little mad at the end.

>>11302507
>not even fat but i don't care if you are
That's so fucking sweet. Let's assume I'm fat and if I'm not then it's a win?
Please don't be a psychopath cannibal killer. Please no bad hygiene.

>>11302514
^come on /ck/ a hot tradie...what could be better!?

>>11302591
I wish I could help. I'm so bad at making flat breads.

>>11302996
I never said I'm hot

>>11287841
kek, the reddella doesn't get it. But i do anon, I do.

>>11287643
soy girl doesnt want soy boi
maybe make yourself attractive to masculine men

>>11303077
Maybe you are hot to me...

Are we falling in love yet?

>>11303087
I mostly attract dicks in suits or arsty fartsy skinny tight jeans wearing hipsters.

>>11303156
>Maybe you are hot to me...
>Are we falling in love yet?
Well I'm certainly not a dick in a suit or an artsy fartsy hipster in skinny jeans. Just a humble sparky in wranglers and brahmas.

>>11287643
>tfw previous bf was mostly vegetarian and avoided carbs

stop dating faggots

>>11303156
i can taste how uppidy you act and look from here
youre the im not like other girls other girl

>>11303170
How old are you?

>>11292328
Yeah I bet you love nuts

>>11303194
LOL. Really? Nothing special about me apart from the fact I like cooking and doing domestic stuff so posted here.
My hobbies are diy and and sewing too. I don't think that makes me uppidy ffs fuck you, uppidy little shit.

>>11303202
tree-fitty

>>11303231
im not that guy but you forgot your reddit spacing.

>>11303202
I just turned 26 in August which makes me like 18 in the trades

>>11303257
Goddamm lochness monstah

>>11303269
What is reddit spacing?

>>11303274
I'm pushing 30 next month, I'm too old for you! I get told I look much younger. Maybe because I'm a short ass though.

>>11303321
>I'm pushing 30 next month, I'm too old for you!
But what if I dont think you're too old for me and I actually have an age gap fetish

>>11303325
Are you going to do weird shit like call me mummy?

>>11287643
I have exactly that :-)

>>11303321
post pic then

>>11303321
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. also prove you're a grill

>>11303332
<3 I hope you love birds have an eternity of happiness and love.

>>11303333
I'm not posting my mug on /ck/
Unless I'm in an apron and it's relevant.

>>11303329
Not at all. My fetishes/kinks are relatively normal and vanilla.

>>11303321
>I'm pushing 30 next month, I'm too old for you!
>4 years difference
And this is why you are, and always will be alone. Because everything is an excuse to not be interested, because you've convinced yourself you deserve a 9-10 alpha chad who can replace daddy, who is somehow older than you but also not too old, who is rugged and capable but also sensitive and likes to cook for you, who will provide for you but also accept all of your input as if you were an equal partner.

It's not your fault, not really - we've spend generations brainwashing young women with un-achievable garbage, the meeting point between women's lib (you can have anything and be anything!) and traditional submissive values (a man should provide for you and look after you!) creating a nexus of the utterly unlikely.

People joke about how mens fantasies are built of self defeating improbably horse shit - the mother whore sister saint slut dichotomy. And that's true. But for men these remain fantasies, and men are instinctively willing to compromise on their fantasies in order to spread their genes. Women's drives are different, theirs is not to spread their genes but to receive the best genes possible. This means you cannot compromise, ever, without admitting to some part of yourself deep down that you are a failure.

Invest in cats and a 2d husbando.

>>11303340
then put on an apton you cuck act like some relevant look at me /ck/ model

>>11303348
kekerino

>>11303348
you ether'd her. Nice.

>>11303344
Ok but if you turn out to be a murderer, I will sense your murderous vibes and call the police.

>25 though.

>>11287643
This is one of the best BAIT threads I've seen in a while.

And if this isn't bait, wow, how sad and desperate! haha!

>>11303368
Sounds agreeable.
>>25 though.
What did you meme by this?

>>11303348
I saved this

>>11303340
>>11303349
oh and before you go with the im not here to show off that im a girl because that's not what ck is for re-read your title

this is obviously bait or attention whoring already

inb4 no reply

>>11303348
Tldr lmao

Not reading that fucking mess.

I am between work and this. I'll read it when I get a chance.

>>11303385
I mean he has you pegged pretty good, OP. Sounds like you're just being defensive because he hit a little too close to home.

>>11303340
What if the mug is for coffee?

>>11303401
honestly that's most women 30 and under. The biological clock's ticking is gets louder and louder every year after 30. I'm 31 and have been getting laid fairly easily from women my age.
D E S P E R A T I O N

>>11303385
t. anon who’s time traveled from 2008

>>11303410
So should I just bide my time for another 4 years and pounce on them when theyre at their most vulnerable and desperate if I'm not "good enough" as of now

??

>>11303420
no idea what you should do. I already have a failed marriage and a 10 year kiddo. I'm single and content. God speed

>>11303425
>31
>already has a failed marriage
Oof

>>11303348
>deserve a 9-10 alpha chad who can replace daddy
Father is alive, present and well ty.
Chads are usually pompous assholes. Usually narcs too. Ain't my thing. And usually and americunts thing.
I want to do the cooking not him.
Sensitive? Not like a bitch, no. But not an insensitive bastard either.
Provide for me? Wrong again. Most guys I've dated earn less than me.
You missed the part up there where me and aussie joke about feminism.

You looked way too deep and definitely projected hard.
But thanks for taking the time to try decipher someone through a /ck/ thread. I ignored most /r9k/ tier posts because they're boring, yours stood out because it looked interesting but it wasn't. Point of your post was

>Fuck you desperate whore money grabbing chad and cat loving old entitled bitch!!!! Grrr!!!! How dare you post here!! *insert more whine with your cheese here*

Next.

>>11303452
Nothing in that post tells us why you think you're too good for a 26 year old bf though

>>11303401
I just replied! Nothing hit apart from why so many are upset. It was a nice thread. Why so upset? It makes me upset people can't enjoy a thread and have no sense of humour here. Lighten up.


>>11303407
Or tea??

>>11303410
If I am honest and being truthful. I only date now and don't get into relationships because I'm very comfortable being single but yeah would love a rugged bloke to cook for. Fwb type deal? Who knows after that. My field of work means I work with mostly women and "soft" men.

>>11303425
:( fuck sorry to hear

>>11303480
>I only date now and don't get into relationships because I'm very comfortable being single but yeah would love a rugged bloke to cook for. Fwb type deal?
im right here but im younger than you

>>11303463
I've dated younger guys and I don't think I'm too good for him. I guess when I think rugged, I do think of 30+ men.

>>11303490
>I guess when I think rugged, I do think of 30+ men.
So then the "this is why you are alone" poster was at least a quarter of the way correct.

>>11303488
So drop your email or number??? I don't know what I'm meant to do...

>>11303495
redcoyote@airmail.cc
just b urself

>>11303463
because shes an uppity im not like other girls other girl
dont actual think anything but self praise will come out of her mouth in this thread

>>11292527
Spotted the hipster NYC brunch faggot

>>11303504
You too.


Do I email you now? Why is your email not like a gmail? Who is airmail?

I'll contact you soon :)

>>11303511
LMFAO

That picture is everything. I don't smoke cigarettes or wear chokers but that bralette is pretty cute.

>>11303515
>Do I email you now?
I can't make you email me.
>Why is your email not like a gmail?
Because my gmail accounts are tied to my IRL identity.
>Who is airmail?
Some weeaboo faggot from /g/ runs a mail server for weeaboos and 4chan degenerates like me.

>>11303490
Maybe it's an age thing, but I'm 20 and dating an 18 year old guy who's in trades and he's plenty rugged for me

>>11303530
How the FUCK do I find an older-age-gap gf who wants a young handsome tradie bf

I'm a 36 year old single bogan male living on the Gold Coast.
You can cook me food if you want OP.

>>11303525
Oh then I better make a fake one too in that case.
I thought we were going to b urself but I'm ok with caution.

>>11303530
<3

>>11303542
My email isn't fake, it's just my "not tied to IRL identity" email.

>>11303480
Tea's cool too.

>>11303530
18-20 .... such an age gap. How do you 2 even relate to each other?

>>11303588
he's just turned 18 and I turn 21 soon, it's closer to a 3 year gap really
you would be surprised by the differences in maturity between someone who's fresh out of highschool and someone who's almost done with college
it was in reply to a 26-30 age gap which is imo actually less of a difference because people are about as mature as they get at that point and the age distance starts to matter a lot less

How do I become rugged, lads?

Do women care about penis size or is that a meme?

>>11303712
it's more how you use it really
bigger dicks don't really have a huge advantage and they can make you hurt during the act and sore after, owww, not fun
as long as you're over like 3.5in and not a pencil you'll probably be fine

>>11303712
>tfw been told I have a thicc benis
>rarely get to use it because women arent attracted to the rest of me

>>11303480
Are you a nurse or teacher?

>>11303712
Small as in an incher? Yes that's gross and I'd feel weird touching a childlike dingdong. My biggest was about 5 inches and that kind of hurt.

>>11303800
No.
Why do you ask?

I lift weights and I cook professionally in fine dining

Whats your dream meal op?

>>11304052
You'd put me to shame and I'd feel inadequate as a woman.
But hypothetically speaking...

French onion soup with gruyere cheese and is it part of a baguette they put in there too?

Or

Julien carrot sticks wrapped in a chicken steak with a honey glaze or sauce of some kind and some mashed potatoes.
Served piping hot.
And a pineapple wine if no honey glaze.


Hey, why do they always recommend white wines with white meat? I once had white wine with fish and nearly vomited. It tasted like pure fish water.

>>11304079
French onion is easy girl, and usually its just a crouton of some sort on top, doesn't necessarily need to be a baguette.

It's funny one of my dishes I did for an ACF competition a while back was similar to that chicken dish you mention. I did a chicken roulade stuffed mushrooms on a bed of parsnip puree.

White wine is more acidic, so it complements well with fish in that it helps brighten the dish up. Similar to how lemon is often used with fish.

>>11303539
Just go to any pub in the seedier part of town.

>>11304095
I've never been successful in making an awesome french onion soup, so those who do make it are my favorite people.

>chicken roulade stuffed mushrooms on a bed of parsnip puree
Damn. Did you win?

I love lemon with fish but not so much the white wines with fish, specifically.

No one replied to me up there but do you add brown sugar to caramelize onions?

>>11304100
LOL

no london yet?
I'll fix that
PLEASE BE
L O N D O N
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D
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>>11304153
>Damn. Did you win?

Not even close, it's a point based system for judging so technically I got a "silver" medal. I was probably upper middle of the pack, there are some incredibly talented chefs, and i'm still just a cook. But it was a great experience for sure.

>add brown sugar to caramelize onions

I mean you could, but the best way (especially for soups) is just to cook them slow and for a very long time. Just slice thin, give a generous amount of fat, and stir virtually constantly to sweat the onion. Not only does that make them incredibly tender, it also creates an amazing fond at the bottom of the pan. Deglazing that fond properly is what makes a good fucking soup. I personally use cognac or brandy to deglaze.

>>11304175
Silver is pretty good!
I usually cook them slow but followed a recipe once that called for brown sugar. I didn't like that much. I'm going to try your little trick for deglazing. Thanks!

>>11287643
Post feet

>>11304326
Don't be weird anon*
*maybe later on /soc/ you dirty fuck.

>>11304175
or you can just put raw onions, some oil and some salt in a slow cooker overnight if you value your time

>>11304373
Does that work?

>>11303504
this anon here
can we just delete this thread? it's technically soliciting. about 25 minutes into conversation OP got on about not being able to make rent and pretty much insinuated that I should paypal her $30. we talked for a bit after but jesus christ
>women
i have screencaps if needed

>>11287651
Based

>>11304404
Well that's a lie. I'm still at work and didn't even make a throwaway yet. Nice try though.

>>11303348
rekt

>>11303348
That's weird because shitty men end up with decent women a lot more frequently than shitty women end up with decent men.

>>11304175

damn son, post some recipes, you look like you know what you're talking about.

>>11292296
>implying your that thin

>>11303348
Holy shet mang

>>11289238
>the sex is gone
You're doing old wrong if the sex is gone completely

>tfw this thread is packed with orbiters

Millenial beta white vegan cuck males are just pathetic.

The next century belongs to the new Alpha Chinese.

>>11287643
Girls are smelly

Good morning thread xo
Early start today.
Finished work way too late and was too tired to make anything for dinner. I opted for canned tuna and salad.

>>11304518
This is true.

Unfortunately. Men kind of scare me, they're capable of so much damage, but then again, so are some women.

>>11304984
No no. I already stated, assume I'm fat and there will be no disappointments. Not that it matters :) everyone should be healthy, but if they're struggling with weight, I don't shame that.

>>11305076
The man will eventually lose his mojo in old age.

>>11306179
>Millenial beta white vegan cuck males are just pathetic.

WORK IS SO HARD!!! EVERYTHING IS DADDY'S FAULT!!!!

>>11306179
>Alpha Chinese

Lol that's a new one.

>>11306190
Yes. They can be...I suppose. Let's throw rocks at them?

>>11306179
>Alpha Chinese.

I, for one, bow down to our new overlords.

>>11306201
Why are you attention whoring so much? More improtantly, why is anyone posting on this thread in response to her? Youre not gonna get laid you faggots.

>>11306206
That's mean, let's just fuck their boyfriends so they know their place

>>11306308
Lmao no. Their boyfriend's are probably smelly too.

>>11306401
I bet they have lewd musty smelly dicks~

>>11306308
>>11306401
>>11306917
Ahhh, the /pol/tard closeted cases come forward braying about their fantasies. Sad, really.

>>11287643
Post your feet you cheeky slag

>>11287885
This place is mostly women. That’s why it’s the most cruel and vindictive board on this god forsaken site

>>11287661
california
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>>11306917
Hahahahahahahaha that's disgusting!

>>11306954
This board is better than most on here.

>>11306963
Unfortunately not.

>>11287643
I'll take your fat ass as long aa you understand I only eat real food, and if you call rolling pepperoni and mozzarella in croissant dough "cooking" I'll fucking hang you

>>11307110

assuming you're still rocky road anon, do you have any aussie recipes I can cook (considering that I'm in europe), I want to make a good impression with something new on some friends.

>>11307147
Yep still me xo

Australian dishes are not really a thing if I'm honest. It's very multicultural here so they take inspiration from all over the world.

We have
Fairy bread
Apricot chicken
Lamingtons
Meat pies
Surf and turf
I remember my bogan neighbours making sliced fried Spam with peas for tea. Even as a kid it freaked me out that they were eating meat from a can.

>>11307179

apricot chicken sounds interesting.

lamingtons sounds like a 80s gremlins movie.

what would you recommend which doesn't require more than 1 hour of preparation time and can satisfy 4 adult males?

>>11306256
based and redpilled

>>11307185
Surf and turf or apricot chicken. They're really quick to make.

These are lamingtons. Sometimes they have fresh cream and jam inside too.

Oh and pavlova is a really simple dessert too

>>11307197

is that some coconut I see in that picture?
if it is, is def a plus.

pavlova, I've just looked into it and sounds quick to make and really good.

thanks for suggestions, handmade pasta anon out.

>>11306943
I'm not in the closet sweetheart~

>>11307248
I'm bi and this made me want to hang faggots

>>11307110
Post feet

>>11307263
I lied desu! I'm as straight as they come! >.<

>>11287806
Daquan loves your gf too

>>11304373
>>11304377
Good things take time, especially with food.

>>11304920
What are you interested in? I'm really into braising currently