/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11300585
I expected to shrug, instead i got angry
9/10 good jerrb

>>11300585
What's wrong with this?

>>11300585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9XIpCHoDjg

>>11300585

cooking with jack?

>>11300608
jack is the quintessential average american

>>11300608
Kays Good Cooking, even though she seems to have changed the name to just "Kays Cooking" lol

Here she's making Spaghetti Carbanara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaPdEPl5gdI

This is British cooking!

>>11300585
Daily reminder this is what Americans mean when they say that they have a rich culinary culture

>>11300617
>british cooking
oh please
this is just your typical british underclass shite where they'd normally just eat frozen stuff done in the oven for 20 minutes

>>11300591
too much oil and the pan isn't hot enough

>>11300585
Well at least in the video she admits it's not hot enough and there's too much oil.

http://www.kitchme.com/recipes/copycat-ihop-harvest-grain-nut-pancakes
I'm an American and this is what I use for pancakes, it's pretty good. Not really unhealthy like eating white flour pancakes drowned in syrup. Although I use butter instead of vegetable oil and no sugar in the batter. I never really understood the point of putting sugar in the batter when you're pouring sugar syrup over the top.

>>11300585
Pretty sure that's Kay. And she's bottom tier UK.

>>11300617
That completely scrubbed ex-nonstick pan gets me every time.
I think her bones must be part aluminum by now.

>>11300748
I hope it was a regular pan that only got a seasoning coating up the upper half because that's how much oil she normally uses.

>>11300585
why is she always wearing that hand brace?

>>11300797
diabeetus

>>11300797
>why is she always wearing that hand brace?
Likely carpal tunnel syndrome, an affliction of repetitive motion injury, improper ergonomics at home/workplace. People who work on computers, cashiers, factory workers, wrong angle of the wrist, lifting things repeatedly or resting a wrist on table tops, it's just one of those things for which surgery is utter crap at fixing the constriction of the carpel nerve to the hand, so people "rest" in the correct position as much as they can during the day and night to maintain blood flow.

I expect the addicted gamers of today will all have this problem in future. They used to talk about Blackberry thumb, and the 40somethings have that arthritis there from texting, but it's nothing like the current generation's overuse injuries.

>>11300608
Looks like Kay's house

>>11300617
Holy shit that looks amazing

>>11300600
That honestly isn't bad considering the other stuff she does.

That was horrifying to watch.

>>11300600
I'd eat it

>>11300600
>Here's ya Sunday Dinner pal.

>>11300585
>>11300625

O B S E S S E D

>>11300585

Burgerlander here.

>Daily reminder that this is what Americans mean when they say that they love pancakes.

NO IT'S FUCKING NOT AND FUCK YOU FOR SAYING IT IS

though I could see trailer trash doing this

>>11300600

the whole thing looks a bit shit, but the thing that really gets me about this is the tinned carrots.

why? carrots are so cheap in the uk.

>>11300625
Damn son I haven't had a sloppy joe in a hot minute. I may need to whip some up tomorrow.

>>11300617
>that frying pan
oh man

>>11302758
I made myself a sloppy joe once, and I got explosive diarrhea. Did ammerimutts evolve to tolerate this garbage? I didn't even make it rare, any bacteria died on the pan.

>>11300617
>spaghetteh carbanara or somefin like that

>>11300585
It's like art on so many levels, Jack is a true savant

>>11302784
it's not jack you cretin

>>11302758
remember to make it extra sloppy

>>11302771
>tomato paste and hamburger gave me the squirts
you probably got poisoned from something else and just honed in on your culinary "experiment"

>>11300585
>pan nice and cold

Man, I haven't had pancakes in months. Maybe not even since last year. I'll have to get some buttermilk and make some one of these days.

Why aren't we funding her?

>>11303424
sent :)

>>11300617
Fuck, I can’t believe I just watched the whole video. I genuinely think she’s trolling. No, no, no. This is not possible...just no.

Not american, but i don't really understand the meme of people constantly pretending there is no good food there. Cities in usa and canada literally have the best food in the world. We have cuisine from all over the world, and generally do it better because of better ingredients than most places. People from every countries dream about living here, and often make it their lifes goal. I see french, british, asian, german, slav, of course middle eastern and african people moving here constantly. So we have all of those kinds of food, but generally made to a high standard, since our standards of living are high here.
But who knows, perhaps some country i've never visited has better food from all around the world...

>>11303424
>$1/mo

>>11300822
There's a Blitz eSports' video about carpal tunnel in competitive videogame players and they conclude it's a real problem but very easily preventable. Most high level gaming houses have physicians now that basically demand players to be in relative good shape; like you see many LoL players, f.i. Aphromoo and YellowStar actually lose a ton of weight after going pro.

>>11303424
That's precious

>>11300617
>theh spaghetteh seems don
ITS FUCKING RAW

That's not a pancake, that's an abomination.

>>11305170
She cooks it some more in that fatty sauce, so I wouldn't be so sure it comes out raw in the end.

>>11305228
el abominacion!?

>>11305291

>>11304911
it's a joke like the wifeymaterial threads. the only people that get upset by it are the americans.

>>11300585
no american does this
t. american

>>11307059
>t. american
I see your point... oh, wait it's not "t. every american"

>>11305287
You can HEAR it crunching in her son's mouth

>>11302771
>I didn't even make it rare

are you implying that there would be a case where you'd make minced meat rare?

>>11307200
>he eats his beef well done

>>11300585

>>11307209
ground beef is different then steak

>>11302771
>ground beef
>tomato sauce with garlic, onion, and spices
>diarrhea

You must hate spaghetti bolognese, spaghetti al forno, or with any other meat sauce then

>>11307243
surprise, surprise, I never had a ground beef sauce - it's a purely american invention, you will never find spaghetti bolognese in Italy

>>11307212
I've seen that cunts fave before
Some faggot friend of mine sent me a video of her eating food from my country(Serbia) and watching her both flounder in pronouncing the names being so fucking picky made me want to drop a third bomb

>>11307258
stay away from Neapolitan Ragu then. It is also a meat sauce and it was invented in Naples.

>>11307278
>serbia

you fucking cunts killed ferdinand so fuck you, nobody cares about your shit language

>>11307290
Yeah, we did, and we'd do it again, fuck your fake ass Kaiser and all his inbred little niglets, schlomo

>>11307258
don't stuffed peppers exist everywhere? that's not too different

>>11307298
It's eastern euro mostly, at least to my knowledge

>>11307258
bolognese is real, just not traditionally with spaghetti you absolute pleb

>>11307200
What is tarare u dolt

>>11307328
if your tartare is the consistency of hamburger meat, some thing is very wrong. also most people buy their meat pre ground, which is something you would never do if it's intended for tartare. i don't see why it's so hard to understand that the cuts of certain meats require different cooking times.

>>11300733
Top-tier Britain is traps covered in baked beans

>>11300625
>ground meat
>thick gravy sauce
>pickles
>sour cream
Subtract the bun, add potatoes and you have a typical europoor meal my guy

>>11300625
Fuck I could go for a sloppy joe right now

>>11300617
>Using extra fat to cook bacon

Is she retarded or am I

>>11307278
You found a video of her being picky? Half of her content is her eating weird shit like dried insects and 50s aspic abominations, consuming it stoically, then saying it wasn't that bad

>>11300585
No, that's not how it's done over in America. Also, we use butter.

OBSESSED

Reminder that she cooks ground beef by BOILING IT

i think im gonna puke bros
https://youtu.be/wsg50XfOOrM

>>11300585
>>11300625
>>11308867
how do you get this bad at food

>>11308910
it looks eatable

>>11307212

>>11300617
Did she put Visine in the spaghetti water

>>11300585
I've literally never seen this in America