/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11290658
smash her jaw on the kitchen counter, odd behavior should not be encouraged when training whores.

>>11290664
We have a zero tolerance violence policy in this house.

>>11290667
how do you have sex then?

>>11290673
not very well apparently.

>>11290667
Time to kick her out or find yourself another house, my dude. Violence is love, violence is life

how do you feel about this?

>>11290658
Alright.

Don't you fucking post on this board again with this bullshit. I'll fucking find you in real life and I'll make mash out of your fucking ass dick. Understand me son? I'll kill you. I'll drink your blood and vomit into your nose. I'll cut you up and hurt you

>>11290720
based

>>11290720
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I'm calling the police

>>11290810
>suicide by cop after beating your wife to death
a true chad's way to go

>>11290658

Eating cheap food for the economic benefit of the household is worthy of breakup?

>>11290814
Not just that but forcing a situation where you know he's gonna carry your death on his shoulders for the rest of his life. Your worries on the other hand, are over. CLEAN IT UP, OFFICERS, CLEAN IT UP.

>>11290658
Get the bike pump.

>>11290658
Was it leftover mash that she fried up? If no, then she is psychopathic.

>>11291583
Leftovers

ah man I love mashed potatoes here in america we eat that sort of thing all the time for really any meal but definitely not usually breakfast but hey thats the way it goes sometimes i dont really see how thats an issue if a girl wants to pack in some potatoes then i guess shes gonna pack them down i mean hey at least shes not gulping down the gravy too man count your blessings on that one

>>11290658
Pass her to me Anon. We’ll have mash and gravy for breakfast everyday

>>11290707
That looks amazing

>>11290658
never a wrong time to eat mashed potatoes desu

>>11290658
Is mashed the only type of potato that isn't ok?

mash made with just salt, potatoes and butter is godlike food

>>11290658
Way too many carbs, if she isn't a fatty already she will be.

>>11290658
She eats your semen but somehow potatoes for breakfast is noteworthy

>>11292486
maybe she has high metabolism, i eat ultra fat mash almost everyday and still weight about 120 lbs

>>11292497
Just wait until you get pregnant

>>11292486
>its the carbs

>>11292502
i have a peepee

>>11292510
god tier reply

>>11292511
And you're 120lbs?

>>11292518
yes
inb4 pussy

>>11290658
A Good start to the day youy should try sweet potato too

>>11290658
That's nothing. Imagine if she had curry for breakfast like Indians do.

>>11291127
This

>>11292530
When I was doing veg and trying to bulk I’d eat oatmeal with peanut butter and two whole sweet potatoes with butter for breakfast

>>11290658
>>11292530

>>11292530
>>11292583

>>11292018
Jesus anon

>>11292018
the fuck is your problem

>>11290658
>and you didnt even give her your sausage to banger
how suprising you're the only one that doesnt know shes a beard

>>11290658
I guarantee she has a nutritional deficiency if she eating mash for breakfast.
Feed her better so you can have baby.