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> owner sits on sofa with food
> mfw

>> No.11286784

Dammit Zeke you fat piece of shit. I fed you ten minutes ago

>> No.11286852

>>11286784
based dog owner

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>girlfriend is away and her dog is in heat
>mfw

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>>11286770

>> No.11286957

>>11286902
I guess a dog is fine too.

>> No.11286969

>>11286952
What're you gonna do with that?

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>> No.11286988

Everytime I feed my dog I always feel some niggling sensation in the back of my mind that I had just been mind-controlled

I make up for it by calling him names, but HE'S wolfing down my sirloin. He's already won and he knows it.

>> No.11286990

>>11286980
That's not very nice. Then you'll have to mop the floor too.

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>>11286770
At first I thought this thread was about people who eat on sofas/couches in their own home; not literal dogs.

Couch eating is based and redpilled if it's not a crumbly food.

>> No.11286999

>>11286988
This is why I make extra spicy food. The dog gets the food but then she sniffles and licks her nose for an hour.

>> No.11287019

>>11286770
>it's all chocolate
yeah fuck you mutt

you're eating chicken skin