/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11283213
oi! did they get a loicense for those cooking ingredients m8?

It has had some top qts

>>11283277
she probably wants a good spanking m8

>>11283292
She can have my banger and beans if you know what I mean

>>11283277
c-cute

It has had some lonely lovely qts in the past.

Tfw no qt religious gf to bake wholesome treats for you.

>>11283342
she doesn't know it but she was on the great british jerk off

>tfw they have disclaimers whenever someone is using a knife on the show

I hate Britain

>>11283766
>The Amerilards are at it again!

Shouldn't you dodging mass shootings on your way to McDonalds?

>>11283342
It's all about Lucy and that one Russian chick (NOT Ugne)

I boycotted it once it left the BBC.

>watching adverts

>>11283213
The whole show is a psy-op to brainwash people with multiculturalism. Every winner of the GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF is a brown person.

Remember brown immigrants are just as British as you if not more.

>>11283813
>implying the UK doesn't have a bigger percentage of obese people
you're fucking pathetic and I will end you

>>11283813
The ABSOLUTE STATE of brit-nigs

>>11283900
There's been a bunch of other non-brown winners you absolute /pol/tard. Why are you "people" so absolutely stupid

I do however agree that Ian should have been the winner, definitely not Nadia

>>11283700
;^)

>>11283947
If I ever flick over to that show at least half are foreigners, with the British flag bunting flying over their heads. Could the symbolic suggestion really be any more obvious?

>I do however agree that Ian should have been the winner, definitely not Nadia
Nobody cares about the baking, she won because it was politically useful. The whole intention is to normalise being flooded by alien people with alien cultures, and pacify the population toward this. Creating a strong association with Britishness and the 'other' undermines are our exclusivity as a National and Ethnic Identity.

>>11283988
I liked Nadia. Unpopular opinion, probs, but she was a sweet heart.

>>11283997
Yeah and you're also an anime poster so clearly you have a tiny juvenile mind that is ruined beyond salvation.

>>11283988
>National and Ethnic Identity
Why should I care about that?

>>11283213
No.

>>11283988
>national and ethnic identity
So what?
As an American I consider myself a global citizen
Stop living in the past.

>>11284025
Because people of other identities hate you and want to destroy you for belonging to it.

>>11284045

see this too
>>11284079

Also we in Britain had a coherent culture and identity as did all European nations and they be were beautiful and diverse and produced great art and science and discovery. All of this to go extinct for materialistic, multiculturalist, coca cola culture that will hinder our future with civil strife, ethnic tension and third world standards forever.

>>11283907
Ironic considering the United mutt states is 70% black and has a black master as there head of state

>>11284025
>>11284045
The absolute state of A*glos and Amerilards for whom the notion of national fraternity has been lost. Glad my country and village haven’t succumbed to that disease of yours you seem so eager to spread.

Brown people? On my t? Not today schlomo!
>*watches 10 hours of handegg every weekend*

Is there a new season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhWWWtMC0pg
I watch the swedish version

>>11283988
Everyone except you already thinks of england as a mess of all the cultures and people you shat on in your imperial days. That IS your national identity.

>>11284314
Not at all, you don't know English people if you think that.

That's just what the media tells us over and over. Its not our identity, our identity predates the British Empire by a thousand years.

>>11283905
...what is he doing with all those spoons he "loses"?

>>11284108
too many white people

>>11284099
>I live in a rural backwater and feel better because muh tradishuns

I'm saving the great british bakeoff for when I give up and settle down with some real boring girl.

This show taught me how ridiculous British desserts are, they have some nerve making fun of Americans.
>Oi m8 let's stack jam and whipped cream and meringue and jam and butter and jam and clotted cream and lady fingers on fruit and jam and pound cake covered in candied nuts and topped with jam

>>11284350

>A show where people have to come up with the most elaborate and entertaining deserts for the person of television are representative of a country's regular deserts.

>>11284325
heroin obviously

>>11284348
Kek, settling down isnt so bad

>>11283213
Are they licensed to have those knives?

>>11283900
Definitely more british than wh*tes.

>>11284106
yes with based brexit jon.
cabbie from newport who didnt know who monet was but is actually a sound baker and last episode drank a jug of egg whites

someone post the russian chick

>>11283213
Hells yeah

>>11284348
My wife hates it

>>11284861
1. jon is a blood courier
2. what does he have to do with brexit?

>>11283988
I bet you're either a fat incel or a fat boomer divorcee

>>11283988
Are you so brainwashed by pol that you can't even enjoy someone baking a cake on a cooking show? Jesus Christ get help man

>>11284939
oohh whoops my mistake.
its just a joke because newport voted leave and he fits the "gammon" stereotype, its nothing serious

>>11284099
Hi inbred

Did some contestants ever put drugs in those cakes, to get advantage?

>>11285201
>to get advantage?

they take a bite and within ~30 seconds they make a decision. what drug would take effect quicker than that

>>11284910
Does your wife have a penis?

>>11285275
Your'e cute. Thinks actually what you see on tv is what happen irl.
I got news for you...

I have a penis but I like this show

>>11284045
>As an American I consider myself a global citizen

Go move to Britain then faggot.

>>11285094
>Are you so brainwashed by pol that you can't even enjoy someone baking a cake on a cooking show? Jesus Christ get help man

You can always go fuck right back off to reddit or /leftypol/ Moshe.

>>11283213
My girlfriend is, so its in my peripheral vision a lot.
Guess that counts.

>>11283700

I've only ever had wholesome, respectful thoughts about her.

Is it me or does everything made on this show look like an absolute fucking mess? Like it was sculpted by five year olds?

>>11285684
you are probably the only one.

>>11285691
>Is it me or does everything made on this show look like an absolute fucking mess?

Small gene pool across the pond.

Wahey

>>11285748
lol no wonder british men fly halfway around the world the thailand to fuck traps

>>11285691
A lot of them do, but that's what happens when you give amateurs 2 hours to bake a five tier wedding cake

>>11285664
>you don't want to talk politics on a cooking board? Back to plebbit
The United States of (you)

julia or bust

>>11284003
>anime poster
(You), as if your first post wasn’t bait enough you go ahead and do this. 4/10 anon, not very clever and not very subtle overall. See me after class.

>>11285848

it's not politics, it's just the truth that british men would rather fuck flip traps than go anywhere near a british woman

It's Manon for me, lads.

>>11285773
oi, you take that back m8

>>11286040
Now that's what I'm talking about!

>>11286040
Now that's what I call cake

>>11284348
it's not boring, fuck waiting for a girl, watch it now

>>11284086

Kys

>>11283213
I've watched a couple seasons, but the new ones don't have the same judges...

>>11285773
Hey, thailand has some pretty hot traps brah.
Yeah, they aren't as good as japanese and korean traps, but they are damn good compared to american traps.

>>11285664

Neck yourself

>>11285691
They have limited time and are under pressure. Still looks great.

>>11288054
All of them left except for Paul after the show switched from BBC.

>>11286040
couldn't be doing with a missus whose name sounds like your mate warning you you're about to get two-footed from behind
would set me on edge

>>11283213
You really believe Brits know anything about food?

>>11284348
Damn dude. That’s literally me.

>>11288917
Most British post I’ve seen in a while

>>11288928
no, we just use photosynthesis instead

>>11283277
>this is a 10/10 in britistan
oi mate

>literally "my mom" competitors
>have like 4 hours to bake a cake
>everyone's plans are always overly complicated and underexecuted
>the judges never even pay attention to the theme of a challenge, they only judge on flavor and texture
>no one is naked, no one is fighting, no one does anything interesting

is this just ASMR for retards who don't cook? why does anyone watch this?

>>11284003
"Heh, oh yeah? Well...uhh..you watch anime!

Ha, got him good"

>>11289804
>t. likes asian bugwomen
She's easily a 9 and I'm not even british

>>11290354
A 9? Come on now

>>11290371
I mean she's a qt

>>11283900
>Every winner of the GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF is a brown person.
Demonstrably untrue you dullard. Why is /pol/ so fragile they are triggered at the sight of literally one brown person. www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1652659/great-british-bake-off-winners-full-list-edd-kember-candice-brown-sophie-faldo/amp/

>>11289996
A chinese cartoon watcher does NOT count a human being so yes.

>>11284363
Yeah, most British desserts are much worse.

>>11283213
It's pretty obvious that the insecure immigrant is going to be Britain's best baker.

>>11290428
Couple years ago they literally rigged it so a paki woman won despite the guy being an objectively better baker. Fucking state.

>>11290871
Not her fault Ian inexplicably decided a fucking carrot cake would be a winning season finale showstopper

>>11283891
yeah, the young one who was like 20

>>11285867
you realize her husband met her when she was 17?