/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11281894
A shot of liquor.

>>11281894
actually scratch that I'd go 12 mango habanero and 6 raspberry jam (trust me it's good)

4 margaritas and 2 pints of chocolate chip ice cream

>>11281894
Quaker state is closed I thought? Otherwise sounds good.

>>11281927
I'm talking about wing heaven

Who the fuck could have an appetite when you have the certain fact of your death awaiting you in just a few hours? Food would be the last thing on my mind

>>11281894
A steak, Jack Daniels.
This is the last thing you're ever gonna eat man.

>>11281936
This, give me the Eucharist and a cup of water

>>11281894
Braised bear shank and root vegetables
>1 Small parsnip
>1 large carrot
>1 red skinned potato
And a moose ribeye with an absinthe flambé
> 1 Small fennel bulb sautéed in bear lard
> add some parsnip
> .5 oz kahlua
> .5 oz creme de cacao
> 2 oz absinthe
> flambé and serve over a medium rare moose steak.
I would happily die for a meal like this.

>>11281936
>>11281945
How is this any different than any other day?

>>11281894
2 pound prime ribeye, medium rare, baked potato with lots of butter, steamed broccoli with butter, and hell maybe a lobster to make it surf & turf. With a fine Cabernet Sauvignon.

>>11281894
I'm not eating something as my last meal that I eat watching a fucking football game...

>>11281953
Make that a WHOLE lobster anon claw and all.

2 5-layers from Taco Bell, no sour cream
Filet steak medium rare
Mashed potatoes
Crab stick nigiri or some basic crab/shrimp roll
Tarimisu
Milk
Baja Blast

I live in the south though so they'd probably just spit in my face

>>11281894
Half bottle of Beam, dozen Marlboro lights. Now let's do this thing.

Something that'll kill me so I can take their satisfaction away

>>11281961
>Tarimisu

>>11281959
Yes whole lobster, not just the tail

>2 mcchickens
i'll be saving 1 for later

>>11281894
Think about it: it's your last meal. It can't be too good or you're going to to dread death but it can't be too bad because it's the last thing you're ever going to taste. It might as well be something you like, but don't love to death.

>>11282026
>don't love to death.
Why? It'd only fit the theme

>>11282029
"don't love a lot" then

>>11281900
>>11281941
>>11281948
>>11281973

They don't allow you to have alcohol.

>>11281894
In-n-out 4 double double animal style, animal style fries extra sauce, fries well done, large chocolate shake for dipping

>>11281894
I'd order a shotgun blast to the head instead of suffering lethal injection or the chair

>>11282038
aw shit

Are last meals actually a thing? Always thought it was a meme. Why would you fulfill the wishes of some scum bag being put to death?

Anyways probably Whataburger and a pint of blue bell vanilla

>>11281894
What's the place called? I'm near Grand Rapids.

>>11282057
Wing Heaven

>>11281952
because you know you're going to die that day; do you expect to die everyday?

>>11281894
That picture is of John Wayne Gacy, and that meal was not his last meal.

>>11282074
>and a diet coke

fucking kek

I wonder if you’re allowed to cook your own last meal?

>>11282094
I'd just try to blow myself up with a gas stove so they can't get the satisfaction of killing me

for me it is the mcchicken, the best last food sandwich

>>11281894
The executioner

>>11282026

Chances are that you've been on death row for 35 years. There ought to be something you've been craving for a long time.

>>11282141
pussy

>>11282145

you've never tasted nasty pussy, have you anon?

>>11282038
I’m not drinking the booze I’m cooking in it I’m sure they allow that.

>>11282160

maybe in europe but not in the civilized world

>>11282068
Yes...

>>11282167
How bout the canadas?

>>11282159
I taste ur mums pussy every night

>>11282173

not sure. I went once in HS but i didn't go to jail

checkmate national penal systems

>>11282167
There's no death penalty in based Yurope

>wanting to eat something good that will make you want to live more
brainlets.
Order something disgusting so you don't have any last minute desire to stay on this planet

>>11282204
>dont kill sand niggers for gang raping your daughters and murdering them

giving mohammed community service so he can live on to rape and kill more white women is fucking based! You are all cuckolds. enjoy your nanny state, censored internet, no guns, unpaid apprenticeships, Sharia law, teletax, no land ownership, and BASED lack of death penalty.

>>11282204
Belarus executed two people this year

>>11282258
Based lukashenko

>>11282253
At least we don't elect fucking tv hosts as presidents lmao
DRUMPF BTFO xDDDD

>>11282056
It used to be a thing but then some jackass ruined it by ordering a ton of food and not eating it like an asshole.

the worlds rarest truffle
they'll spend so long searching for the truffle that i'll be able to escape

>>11281952
Absolute kek

Mozzarella sticks, fried calamari, gyoza dumplings, pizza, roast chicken, prime rib, roasted vegetables, steamed vegetables, mashed potatoes, fresh berries, gelato, molten chocolate cake, sparkling water

If I can't have all that then I'll take a really good pizza and a soda

>>11281894
A pile of edible gold and caviar

20 oz salted prime grassfed ribeye, rare, a full charcuterie board, a slice of homemade sourdough toast topped with butter and blueberry preserves, a bowl of cheesy potato soup, and a slice of my mom's blackerry cobbler for dessert. Also a glass of choccy milk to drink. If I could have alcohol, I'd have a bottle of really good Australian shiraz

>>11282201
underrated post

>>11281894
>1 medium ribeyes
>2 charcoal grilled deboned chicken thighs stuffed with onion, garlic, mushrooms, spinach, mozzarella cheese, and bread crumbs
>cream chipped beef with southern style biscuits
>smashed roasted potatoes with huancaina sauce
>grilled portabella mushrooms
>grilled asparagus
>scallions
>chicken fried steak with gravy
>2 lobster tails with melted butter
>2 pint of vanilla ice cream
>2 brownies
>1 liter of mint ice water
>1 liter of chocolate milk
>1 liter of half cranberry juice and half water with squeezed calamondin
I hope I can sit there for like 4 hours

>>11281894
alfredo and clam chowder with a side of steak

>>11281894
The entire Taco Bell menu with a 2 L of Baja Blast
I'm gonna fucking stink up that room when I die

Do americans actually murder people of lower socio-economic backgrounds for making a mistake?

>>11282412
We do, each state has a different preferred method also

>>11282412
They only have be convicted of making a mistake

>>11282412
>Mistake
Congrats on being 150 years behind basic criminology

>>11282412
In America, the standard of proof in criminal cases is proof "beyond a reasonable doubt". It's not a fucking mistake. If you kill someone by mistake/negligence, it's called manslaughter, and I doubt anyone gets death sentence for manslaughter.

Now kindly gas yourself.

>>11281894
I would enact operation "FreshMaker"
>one bucket of mentos and pop rocks
>3 two liters of coke
>Gobble as much pop rocks and mentos as i can
>Start chugging soda
See you in hell motherfuckers

>>11282412
>Rape and murder little girls
"Was just a mistake, my dude"

Fellow MI fag I see. For me, it's...

>Four Detroit Coneys, probably only eat two but fuck it I'm not gonna die wanting
>Two orders of chili cheese fries
>Fountain Coke with light ice
>Strawberry Milkshake

If drugs/alcohol are allowed, I want two Marlboro Menthol cigarettes and a bottle of Jack Daniels.

>>11282475
>little girls
Gacy was a homo, he drowned teen boys in his bath tub.

a single olive with the pit in

A strawberry milk shake, two straws, and someone to share with ;~;

>>11282483
JFC

>>11282481
i needs it brotendos

>Faygo Caramel Apple Soda
>Steak au Poivre, med-rare
>a dozen butterfly shirmp
>Large McDonald's fry
>a dozen crab-cheese rangoons
>a slice of double-decker carrot cake with cream cheese frosting
>a frozen Heath bar

>>11281900
Now That's Bad Ass My Dude!

Shit. I would request a bucket of excrement.

Wiener schnitzel with potatoes and anchovies

>>11282483
What about Albert Fish and Fritz. Fuck off my dude.

>>11281894
all of the replies are elaborate as hell

due to reduced funding and or private systems being dicks the budget is like $10 iirc, maybe less

>>11282609
10,000 pennies

>>11282609
On a $10 budget I'd do deep fried chicken thighs, mashed potatoes and gravy, and grilled corn with lots of butter. Sweetened iced tea and some high fat vanilla ice cream.

>>11281894
A porkchop and rice, just like my dad used to make them

>>11282665
Did he make that before or after he shoved his penis into your asshole????

>>11282204
>what is letting muslims inside your country

something with a large bone in it. like a t bone steak. sharpen that bitch up on the concrete and take 1 last mother fucker with you to hell.

>>11282609
death row inmates eat like princes my dudie

>>11282900
You know, I really don't get what changed. Michigan has been a hub of Middle Eastern immigrants for decades, we've never dealt with any of the shit going on in other places. We just have good restaurants and people who don't speak well at liquor stores.

>>11282991
This is pretty much the same in Canada, seems to be a europe thing.

>>11281894
ur mum's pussy lmao

>>11282179
Kingcringemate

>>11282355
>australian wine

It's a good thing you are getting killed soon

>>11281936
They give it to you a few days before you actually die. It's only a last meal in name.

An elaborate ceremony and a nice meal leading up to my scheduled death seems pretty cool.
If only I didn't I have to commit such heinous crimes to earn it.

I'd eat something average, like fish and chips. If couldn't have beer, I'd ask for a soda. I'd eat it all slow and quiet like. I'm sure I'd get the soundest sleep of my life after that.

>>11281894
well im vegan and since i will be dying and thus my waste being inconsequential i'd eat a bucket of fried chicken, ice cream on pancakes with strawbs and blueberrys and cream

>>11282068
I mean...you literally could die at any second, anon. He's not wrong.

1 large cheesesteak from pat's with ketchup, extra onions
1 gal rita's cherry waterice
1 bag of fresh pretzel factory pretzels
maybe something from wawa's, i hate coffee though

>>11283715
>maybe something from wawa's
MTO pretzel sandwich, turkey and bacon, mayo and honey mustard, no vegetables just meat.

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

Mistress's pussy

A big plate of steaming hot Hamburger Helper lasagna, two flaky Grand's biscuits, and a tall glass of milk so cold it's forming ice crystals.

>>11282083
I legitimately prefer the taste of diet coke. Regular coke tastes fucking disgusting.

1 gallon of hot chilli with extra beans

do what they will i'll have the last laugh

Roopram roti. But I would replace their hot sauce with another madame janeatte chutney which has some soproppo in it with a little bit of sugar. Also a nice can of pineapple fernandes.

>>11281894
I would like....uuuuuuuuuuuuugh

>>11281894
Order a potato, carve it into the shape of a gun. Procure some shoe polish. Pretend to hold the guard at gunpoint. Take his gun- and then see how far I can get from there

A glass of fresh cum.

>>11282253
Calm down Muttley, are you hungry for KFC and watermelon or something?
>>11283957
A’s you’ve just spent a long time in an American jail, you’d probably be bored of drinking cum by now.

>>11282253
What’s that smell?

>>11281894
>1/2 pound medium rare burger, seasoned to perfection, leaf lettuce, tomato, red onions, mayo
>fresh thin cut french fries with whataburger ketchup
>strawberry milkshake using haagen dazs ice cream
>last words

A Cuban child, just like Walt Disney ate.

>>11281894
>>11282061
Fucking love wing heaven dude. Ever try their gizzards? Perfect comfort food. I used to work at the veterans home right down the street and I'd get lunch there all the time.

>>11281894
A fully loaded gun and the keys to the prison.

>>11282369

Your gif has me in stitches.

>>11282291
>>11282355
>>11282609

Yeah I've heard lots of places just serve whatevers for lunch that day as a last meal

>last meal ever
refrigerated jar of sun dried tomatoes packed in oil
tab of goat cheese that's sat out for an hour
touched for 30 seconds on each side ribeye, the one with the most fat, hopefully half is rendered and the other half is raw, I like both
Ya-Ya's chicken wing flats, probably 4 maybe 5
Box of Red Lobster biscuit mix, prepared so they're warm. Red Lobsters biscuits actually suck now, the boxed are better

>>11281894
plain toast
bland and soul-less like my life

last meals aren't a thing anymore. Politicians running "tough on crime" eliminated them because people decided killing them wasn't enough, and buying a pedo rapist murderer a pizza was too nice.

>>11283752
Ooooooo!

>>11285506
is Lobster tail that good? it looks flavorless and dry

>>11285518
I prefer lobster claw, but a good lobster tail is good eats. Lobster bisque even more so.

>>11281894
A slice of pumpkin pie or sweet potato pie with whipped cream
Breaded and fried squash, eggplant, and ocra with a light sprinkle of salt or just give me a few salt packets
An omelette with chorizo, mexican cheese, serrano peppers, and bacon with salsa on the side.
A slice of watermelon or cantaloupe and some apple juice.

I don't think I should have a last meal.

If I'm on death row then it probably means I killed someone. If the person whose life I took didn't have the privilege of a last meal, why should I?

>>11283777
How these trips have lasted this long without being checked, I will never understand.

Sir, on behalf of all of /ck/, I apologize for this injustice. And oh yes, you can rest assured those trips have now been officially checked.

>>11281894
>8 oz. each of pork loin, brisket and spicy sausage with a few pork ribs and a pulled pork sandwich, with some spicy bbq sauce on the side
>a cup each of macaroni and cheese, mashed potatoes and gravy
>a dill pickle, quartered
>a tall lemonade and a pint of mint chocolate chip to finish

>>11283777
>get executed before you can stink up the execution chamber
you attempt will have been in vain

>>11285780
You want the last taste in your mouth to be fucking citrus and mint?

>>11286011
the mint in toothpaste isn't what causes it to taste bad with citrus you know

>>11286011
It will leave him looking forward to death

>>11282038
Why though? That's fucking inhuman.

>>11285581
i've never eat pumpkin pie. Pumkpin isn't usual in desserts, but it is on soups

>>11286088
pumpkin pie is great
in america we pretty much only use pumpkin for deserts
in michigan every fall this farm nearby makes fucking delicious pumpkin donuts

I'd like a small bowl of pho with extra meats of all kinds.
Sushi of all different kinds. Tuna Toro, if I have to be specific.
A small plain cheesecake.
Water and hot green tea to wash it all down.

>>11283715
based phillyposter

Mine would be my 'usual' from my favorite greasy spoon.
>Cream chipped beef over toast and home fries
>side of smoked sausage
>side of fried mackerel
>chocolate milk and coffee
>pack of Marlboro 27's

>>11286097
WRONG. It may look good, it may even smell warm and delicious, but the second you bite into it, you get nothing but a mouthful of sweet mush

>>11286137
if you do it right it shouldn't be mush
and even if it is, it's tasty and has a nice crust underneath

>>11282014
Most badass post in the thread

>>11281894
What a pleb last meal

>a Hawaiian pizza
>3 Whataburger tendies
>a chicken quesadilla with Pace salsa for dipping
>7up
>Mr. Goodbar

Though I think Texas removed the last meal

>>11286004
>hold my shit in right before death
>release it all at fucking once
>"you can kill me now"

>>11286461
>get led into chamber
>they put the plug into your asshole with a rubber cork before you get your injection
>your shit stays in
checkmate

mongorion buffet

MONGORION BUFFET

gallon of iranian caviar. ill die from salt before i die to the commies

Bacon and cheese omelette, grilled salmon with butter and a wedge of lemon. Ice water.

>>11286479
Ill have my laywer sue for unreasonable punishment for sodomizing me

>>11281894
Probably just a glass of water and then telling them to hurry up.

Venison steak, rare
roasted brussell sprouts
baked sweet potato with butter and brown sugar
a glass of whole milk
a glass of black coffee

>>11286491
FFS
I live in Inner Mongolia and not one of those dishes is part of the local cuisine.
No seafood in Mongolia, chicken and pork are unpopular, it's beef and lamb. Chilli isn't a big part of the cuisine either.

Mongolian cuisine is stewed and fried beef and mutton. Lots of bone soup. Lots of bread, the Chinese Mongolian cuisine also includes an oat-meal noodle.

>>11284465
At least kill a man with class god damn.

>>11281948
Moose tastes like mossy shit

>>11281894
moms mac n cheese. i don't know why that bitch refuses to make it for thanksgiving.

One pot of strong black coffee. 1 lb of steamed shell and head on shrimp.
I'll drink the coffee first then choke down the shrimp and shells. I developed a shrimp allergy last year and the shit immediately closes up my throat. I'll die choking to death in front of them with coffee shits

>>11287181
How are you posting this from your igloo or whatever it is yall live in

>>11287280
It's a yurt anon

probably a vegan option.

>>11281894
>A plain double cheeseburger from a hole in the wall restaurant in a college town in Virginia.
>2 Twice Baked potatoes, one with bacon one without
>Bad of sargento finely shredded mozzarella cheese
>Boylan Root Beer
>Glass of Ice water
>6 Krispy Creme Glazed Docnuts
>6 Krispy Kreme Chocolate Covered Donuts
>PB&J(I'm allergic, I want to go out on my own terms)
>Mr. Goodyear bar, Babe Ruth Bar, Milky way, and Chewy Sweetarts

>>11287319
*bag, and I forgot to add, one bag of Family Sized Blue Ranch Doritos in which I will proceed to lick the seasoning off each and every one and put them back in the bag. And a large bag of Cheetos in which I will wait for the dust to accumulate on my fingers while eating and then I will roll it into a ball and place it aside over and over again until I get a large ball of pure cheeto seasoning that I will savor in my mouth until I die.

>>11283761
This. My friend's think I'm crazy.

>>11282074
>having a picnic with your family moments before your execution
Man, that’s just fucking brutal

>>11284236
Wow I haven’t seen that pic in ages

>>11282905
Makes you wonder why so few death row inmates resist

>>11285571
Lobster bisque is incredible. Any other format and I’d rather be eating crab

>>11287279
Based

>>11285506
>Firing squad
>LoTR
Kino choices

>>11287279
Based

>>11285444
Honestly it does bother me. Feels like we should show humanity while the other person failed, but oh well.

>>11287716
A lot of people want to die but don't have the balls to make it happen. Sitting in a room by yourself for 20 years on death row would make you embrace it. I did 3 months in jail in my early 20s and I was ready to die. Miserable.

Onion rings, ranch, clam chowder, a strawberry shake, and a double quarter ponder with no cheese

Chinese-American fare:

Sweet and sour pork
Lemon chicken
Ham fried rice
Fried jumbo shrimp
Egg rolls
Crunchy egg foo yung
Char siu
That chow mein with thick noodles. Lo mein? Dunno what it's called.

>>11287744
he doesnt even care they're there, are they suppose to be? is he making bee bread?

>>11287755
>never been to mexico
This is common. People eat this shit with no issue.

>>11281894

red baron and steel reserve nigga

>>11287759
but like, what is it? are the bees suppose to be there or do they just not care that they are?

Id have CiCis catered and get the all you can eat buffet, and I'd have pizza and cinnamon buns, with several spicy dipping sauces. I would just continue eating, slowly and surely, and they wouldn't be able to kill me because its all you eat and unlike the restaurant, they couldn't kick me out. I'd probably be able to keep this chicanery up for a few years, and then Id make a cumzy and tell them to do what they will.

2 dozen boiled eggs and two pots of strong coffee.

>>11287773

>>11286088
Pumpkin id very versatile for a bunch of things. When I get one, I take the seeds and roast and salt them. You can make soups, desserts, etc. Usually allspice and the like are added to the pie, as they are in some soups. Try it some time, put a lot of whipped cream. Or eat pumpkin cheesecake. I make a pumpkin nutella cheesecake for fall events, it always gets eaten entirely.

Assuming this is a fantasy scenerio where there is no budget and I die a few hours later via electric chair, I want it served in courses from classiest to trashiest so when they electrocute my ass my involuntary shitting will go from bad to so much worse as it comes out.

-4 pieces of nigiri. Unagi, yellowfin, scallop and sweet shrimp
-1 16oz Rib-eye to medium rare
-4 whole blue crabs boiled with corn and sauseges served with old bay
-4 piece dark meat fried chicken from The Colonnade in Atlanta
-1 entre size orange chicken and fried rice from panda express
-A triple double crunch wrap supreme and a beefy layer crunch burrito from Taco bell with a frozen baja blast
-a costco sized bag of cheeto puffs and a costco sheet tray of their chocolate muffins
-wash this all down with unlimited black cold brew and ice water

I would train my stomach to expand to accommodate such volume by swallowing wet paper towels. I would devour this entire spread and let the games begin.

>>11285389
Elwood!

Kill someone and get whatever you want to eat, or die of old age and eat gruel for a month.

>>11287181
I need to visit Mongolia for the food. Please guide me.

>>11282038
Then I go on a hunger strike and refuse to die in such inhumane circumstances.

I would request a blowjob. Food is nice but just one last blowjob.

>>11287951
They'd kill your punk ass anyway. That shit ain't gonna cut it.

>>11287298
>yurt

It's a ger in Mongolia and a yurt in Kazakhstan.
Inner Mongolia is in China (a pseudo-province), Mongolia is a country.

>>11287280
>How are you posting this from your igloo

I have 200mbs fibre to my apartment. It cost about $500 for a 3 year contract. Internet is cheap here and fast. It's a bit slower in Ulaan Bator but still pretty good.

>>11287898
>I need to visit Mongolia for the food. Please guide me.
Hmm, Mongolian food is a mixture of traditional mongolian meat dishes (not very complicated ones either) and Russian salads.
They generally stew, boil, roast or fry various beef and lamb. Root vegetables and lots of pickled vegetables.
There is cheese and dairy but generally not with main meals.

Inner Mongolia has a Chinese influenced cuisines, more hot pots and things.

>>11287765
There is rotting flesh and piss and shit in the streets. They don't have a choice.

>>11288455
>red kool-aid
>fried chicken
Nigger for sure

>>11281894
I'd assume it'd be badly cooked and just order 3 pizzas and beer

>>11282673
xd

>>11282253
>unpaid apprenticeships
That's not a thing in Europe. Only in the US.

>>11287740
>3 months
>jail
Pffft.. BIIIIITTTTCHH
I did 7 years in pelican bay when i turned 18. Shit was cash.
>smoking joints with the piesas
>watching niggers fight over iced honey buns or “whyte gurls”
>flooding your tier with feces, piss and towels
>watching The Brand slash child molester throats

>>11287864
Underrated post

>>11282038
what the fug
i would just kms

One bucket of KFC friend chicken skins
A whole can of spam, sliced and fried
A whole block of tallamook reserve white cheddar
A nice hard salami
Box of Ritz crackers and a can of bacon EZ cheese
A giant spicy pickle
6 biscuits (3 cheddar biscuits and 3 regular)
And a gallon of that milk that comes in a glass bottle where you have to shake it to mix the milk and the cream, accompanied by a frosted mug

>bone-in prime grade ribeye
>garlic mashed
>creamed spinach
>chicago dog
>two pieces fatty tuna nigiri
>crab leg
>moose tracks ice cream
>blueberry pie
>pack of nat sherman cigarettes
>bottle of blantons bourbon

>>11287836
I like your style

A rack of ribs and pasta salad like my mom used to make it. If I was deadly allergic to something though, I'd try get that to go out on my own terms.

>>11281894
I would order the sandwiches my mom made me when I was in kindergarten. Nothing compares with how those made me feel as a 5 year old.

>Montreal smoked meat
>collard greens
>irish coffee

>>11281894
1 slice costco pepperoni pizza
1 kfc thigh extra crispy
1 small cobb salad
1 pappardelle with bolognese sauce
1 ramen
1 small kobe beef with a small bowl of fried rice
1 miso soup
1 flan

>>11289218
Bottom bitch boy

>>11290157
and jaeger and rootbber

>>11282609
In like Oklahoma yeah but it's not uniform

>>11281894
Cheesiest meatiest platter available. I’m talking sweaty meats, melty cheese the good bad stuff.
Three bottles of laxatives. One citrus, one cherry (the tastiest), and one grape. A glass with ball ice cubes, or as I like to refer to them as ball ice cubes. Drink the laxatives like a fine wine, while eating cheese platter. They kill me, and I make the nastiest mess the prison has ever seen. Chuckle on the astral plane.

>>11282056
Because if you kill them you are just as bad meme, just tradition.

Two Double Quarter Pounders with cheese
2x cheesesteak with white American and onion
1x case of Coke
Pack of Dunhill Fine Cut

A 5 pound bag of assorted Lindt truffles.

i would want coffee and cigarettes too. nat sherman naturals.

>>11287253
Bear taste like gamey bear shit theirs a reason chicken cow and pigs are domesticated and we eat them regularly they taste much better.

>>11288010
So mongolians are basically a shitty russian chinese hybrid?

>>11282449
Your idea has merit anon, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

>>11290958
Never tried their Naturals, but I love the MCD.

>>11281948
Why the fuck would you want to drink absinthe?

>>11287765
It's a pastry with honey in it. The bees are attempting to reclaim the honey, but can't really get it because it's part of the pastry.

california burrito from federico's
animal style fries, well done
half pound of venison jerky
six nookies from torchy's tacos


and a liter of chocolate milk, extra sugar extra chocolate. i abstained from dairy and sugar my whole life because of the estrogen meme. no point now

>>11281894
> a large cheeses and sausage omelette with green onion.
>some waffles
> Rid eye steak
>A chocolate milkshake

>>11281894
A bucket of unpopped popcorn so when they electric chair me the audience gets a free meal. That'll get me into heaven for sure.

>>11281894
Honestly pizza hut big dinner box with an anime series on blu ray to watch with cocacola and welch's strawberry soda.

A soft shell taco no lettuce from taco bell if they have a combination pizza hut/taco bell near by.

>>11281894
My wives Bulls cock and creampie.

>>11282253
Idiot.

>>11283750
We serve food here, sir.

>>11291959
The reason popcorn pops is because the kernels are soaked in oil. When you eat the kernels, your stomach acid will wash off the oil, and they won't pop. Sorry to burst your bubble.

>>11288489
He was actually, and also retarded

After killing a cop he tried to shot himself and missed destroying 1/3 of his brain which left him practically lobotomised

He didn't understand that he was going to die so he left the pie for later

>>11282538
Most trailer park answer

>>11281894

10lbs tater tots
10lbs scrambled eggs
5lbs shredded tasty cheese
5 bottles of franks hot sauce
2 bottles of bbq sauce
2lbs streaky bacon.

Bacon on side. Tater tots smothered in eggs and covered with cheese, baked lasagna style until cheese melts.

>>11281894

10lbs tater tots
10lbs scrambled eggs
5lbs shredded tasty cheese
5 bottles of franks hot sauce
2 bottles of bbq sauce
2lbs streaky bacon.

Bacon on side. Tater tots smothered in eggs and covered with cheese, baked lasagna style until cheese melts.

>>11287181
It says Chinese buffet in the file name you literal Mongaloid.

>>11283715
>Pat’s
>Rita’s
Either you’re from south philly or you’re just the ultimate pleb

>>11287762
Man of taste

>>11286593
dead men tell no tales

Steak & Pomme Jackson