/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Freedom is beautiful thing, isn't it

>>11280790
That's right. You and I, ANYONE is totally and completely FREE to go to jail for posting child cannibalism on the internet

>believing /pol/, about anything, ever, but especially about one of three majority female boards in 2018

i liked this place better 15 years ago when it was an sa offsite than now when it's a plebbit offsite

>>11280787
cannibalism and kiddie porn has been posted before without the entire site tanking. I don't recall anything like that anyway, but I wasn't here for the entire night

>>11280807
>one of three majority female boards in 2018
>i liked this place better 15 years ago

Fuck off faggot.

>>11280817
gb2g... well, gbs is probably about 10 iq points above your level, go back to /r/thedonald

>>11280812
Yeah, but the site's been taken down like 6 times this year after robots committing sudoku. The feds have been beating off to this site since the elections.

>>11280812
It got through in the first place because the site was glitching, and it stayed up longer than usual because the site was glitching. Then the FBI investigation stopped them from fixing the site as quickly as they could have.

>>11280819
>my penis is very feminine, because I'm a waaaaman.

>>11280821
The site has been compromised since AnonTalk a decade ago

mods in /pol/ deleting threads talking about this

>>11280909
They weren't running the site then.

>>11280909
it's an anime board people moved to when the ass-of-the-year thread got shut down. expecting it to fulfill your alex-jones-after-five-plates-of-chili fever dreams instead of just offering enough protection to avoid a helldumping for posts about your waifu is your own lunacy.

>>11280915
Oh yeah because (((they))) are now?

>>11280910
>>11280922
Fuck off, you paranoid schizophrenic boomers, you aren't being oppressed

>>11280924
>you aren't being oppressed
That's the joke, retard.

>>11280924
sad and bluepilled
>>11280932
and here comes the disinfo

>>11280924
i don't think it's oppression, lol

i'm just pointing out to the lead-poisoned boomers that the anon figleaf has always just been just to other posters, and /g/ becoming technology and /l/ becoming a 404 should have been their indicator in mid-2004 or so

>>11280932
Every board is fucking filled with these /pol/ newfags larping about their own conspiracy theories and taking evidence to be true.
>board doesn't work, probably because hiro incompetently planned a birthday thing
>CIA IS SHUTTING DOWN MOSSAD INVESTIGSTION/KAVANAUGH LEAKS/WHATEVER OTHER FOTM CONSPIRACY IS ON /pol/

These idiots were emboldened by the election and have their head so far up their own ass they can taste their dinner.

Any disgreement is shilling or disinfo >>11280938

>>11280807
no boards on 4chan are majority female, newfriend

10 bucks on they couldn't figure out how to take the hats off

>>11280787
I only had a few days ban for shitposting when I made a thread about cannibalism.

Also moot explained a fucking ong time ago, like after he went as a witness when Anonymous/4chan hacked Sarah Palins email. (The answer to the security question was on her wikipedia page...), how investigations work :
The FBI/police sends a warrant with a link to a post, and if the thread isn't 404 yet they send IPs and archive the thread. Maybe they send other posts from the same IP. That's all they have anyway.
It's pretty much the same process as banning someone from a technical point of view, no need to take the site down.

>>11281045
/ck/ has a ridiculous amount of females. And alcoholics.
Sorry about your boy's club.

>>11281150
>/ck/ has a ridiculous amount of females.

No, it really doesn't. Been here for years famalam

>>11281150
>/ck/ has a ridiculous amount of females.
The only place that has any women is probably /aco/ /lit/ /u/ and the boomer facebook invasion of grandmas on /pol/
faggots aren't female, faggot.

alphabets wanted to make sure we weren't cutting into their supply of kids to spirit cook and use for "pizza" and "hotdog" parties.

>>11281368
lots of walnut sauce on their hotdogs

>>11281202
/out/ has some bitches.

>>11281401
Dykes aren't women, you cisgender fuck!

>>11281202
/cgl/ probably has the highest girl ratio

>>11281449
You know those are traps, right?

Was this why I couldn't post for most of last night?

>>11281456
No, a lot of fatties though.

>>11281449
cgl is all female gender/male sex desu

non-surgical vaginas are /ck/ /lit/ /u/, maaayyyybe /out/ for full bulldykes

>lurk /ck/ most of the day
>never saw that thread
wtf

>>11280807
>/pol/
>majority female
It most definitely isn't

>>11281474
anon-kun you need to work harder at your esl classes.

No board is majority female.
This board isn't even close to being in the top three of boards where actual vaginas post.

Did Dinotendies get unbanned or something?

anyone have a link?

jannies shut it down after someone posted how to make pizza hotpockets

>>11282288
>microwave the hot pockets with filling
>for 90s
???

hey what the fuck. i was wondering why the site was slow last night, and /ck/ was the only board that wasn't loading at all.

for real? for fucks sake.

>>11280821
>but the site's been taken down like 6 times this year
You mean servers have crashed 6 times. They don't shut down the server for police, they monitor it.
Servers crash because it runs on shit and gets attacked a lot.

>>11281456
>You know those are traps, right?
No doubt but there are also lots of camwhores (female).

t. dated one

>>11280807
Traps aren't real girls.

>>11281045
/cgl/ newfag

>>11280787
Fuck, this sounds awful. I have such a sick feeling in my gut right now.

>>11280787
A lot of people could still post. It was probably another malicious plot by hiroshimoot that made ad blockers break the site. What a lovely birthday present he tried to give us.

>>11280807
>SA offsite
Pretty sure that it was an ebaumsworld rip off.

>>11281490
go to /cgl/ sometime bud

Someone posted secondhand freshly murdered pizza and the site didn't die. This was awhile ago though.

>>11283553
Captcha was still working, and the post would only fail after you'd already gone through it and earned the site some sweet Google cents, so maybe. But /ck/ was frequently not loading at all while other boards were, so I don't know. Maybe OP was right.

>>11281053
I'll cosign this.

>>11283571
>Freshly murdered pizza
Are you talking about the anon who posted the space of the new "the bends" album cover?
I think the site froze then.

>>11283588
>Space = sauce

>>11280807
>one of three majority female boards
what are the other 2? :3

>>11283575
I'll tangent

>>11280787
Funny, /ck/ was the only board I couldn' t enter yesterday.

>>11283767
Same.

>>11280807
>majority tranny boards
Ftfy

>>11283767
>>11283782
I couldn't post in /g/ or /trv/, couldn't even load the catalog in /trv/

>>11281456
You've never been to /cgl/ if you believe that.

Anyone here who knows good recipes on kids?

desu I kind of want to taste human child meat.

>>11284382
Human flesh is said to taste like veal so child meat must taste like vealx2. No wonder ogres and witches and stuff are always on about it.

>>11283979
>I couldn't post in /g/ or /trv/, couldn't even load the catalog in /trv/
nah, /ck/ was just a whitespace, nothing here.

>>11284065
I assume you feed them a house and then stick them in the oven? Though that didn't work out to well for that old german lady who tried it last.