/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11274665
flats and i'm not primitive enough to need ranch or bleu cheese

Flats or course, sometimes I get bone tumors in them that ruins my meal every time tho

both flats and drums are based and redpilled
bleu cheese is cringe and bleupilled

OP here, forgot to mention I prefer drums because I'm not a fag and ranch is what belongs on wings.

Flats, blue cheese

Dry rub is way better than sauce.

>>11274665
>drums or flats

Don't care

>ranch or bluecheese

Blue cheese

im gay btw if that matters

>>11274668
>enhancing the flavor of something is primitive

>>11274665
I prefer flats because they have more of that delicious crispy skin but both are great

I don't usually dip but between the two options given I'll take ranch

Sauces mask all the wing's flavor so I just prefer a dry rub with no blue cheese or anything like that

>>11274690
>enhancing the flavor
>not drowning it out in creamy shit because you're too pussy to handle a little heat

>>11274690
*drowning* the flavor
you mean

>>11274665
Flat, blue.

>>11274665
drums because dipping is easier

>>11274714
>>11274712
>you have to cover the entire wing in ranch

Fucking americans man

>>11274727
OBSESSED

>>11274727
>defending ranch dressing while bitching about Americans

>>11274690
I cover my caviar with ranch, it enhances its flavor

>>11274731
Wow I was literally just guessing that you were American but being so mad confirms it. Fat piece of garbage can't even have ranch with wings without smoothing it in as much dressing as possible

Flat
Medium size
Crispy but not hard crunchy
Heavy sauce
Ranch sometimes not every wing

>>11274665
Flats in general. In that particular picture? The flat.

It's not our fault you only can use zero bleu cheese or drink it with a straw you disgusting fuck. Try dipping a tiny bit to get the flavor contrasts. You also don't have to dip every single wing you impulse control lacking faggot.

>>11274665
Flat
Neither

>>11274665
>orders chow mein
>pours half bottle of soy sauce on it to be able to consume chow mein

>>11274775
chinese take out is shit anyway, i cant fathom why people like it

>>11274743
>caviar is comparable to fried chicken wings

>>11274748
>being so mad
>typing up a salty tirade further proving your obsession

>>11274665
>not eating them each in the right circumstances
Sad.

>>11274782
>GIVE ME TENDIES MOMMMMMM

Flats

I used to be a drum purist until I realized I can eat more meat off the flats, and not run into cartilage as often like I do in drums

bleu cheese when I'm eating something extremely spicy. regular heat stuff I eat by itself

>>11274665
flats
bleu cheese
drums are just work, flats are easier to eat, and i hate ranch

Boneless and ranch master race. Deal with it trad fags.

>>11274665
Drums, Ranch, dry rub

>>11274851
im sorry

>>11274665
Flats and blue cheese or go fuck your mother

>>11274682

>Dry rub buffalo on extra crispy wings

I feel sorry for people who have not experienced this, oh my FUCKING GOD

>>11274712
>thinking that proving your manliness involves eating unpleasant food

>>11274886
>ordering wings that are clearly too spicy for your palette
>drowning it in sauce to eat it

sorry senpai, maybe stop ordering their hottest sauce and dowsing it in ranch or bleu cheese or whatever

>>11274886
>>11274898
Kek

>>11274898
The creamy sharpness of blue cheese complements the tangy spice of buffalo sauce incredibly well m8. Anyone who knows an ounce about cooking can recognize the relationship

>>11274727
We invented buffalo wings and ranch dressing, fuck off.

>>11274849
>boneless
>wings

You are a terrible human bean

>>11274898
>people can tell the wings are too spicy just from looking at the menu
>the only people who do this are the ones who ordered the hottest possible sauce ever
>nobody actually enjoys the blue cheese and everyone is only doing it because too spicy

>>11274727
>eurocucks

>>11274727
>do a thing
>some retard euro says you "have to" do it

>>11274665
I like both because they both have chicken on them

>>11274743
mynigga.jpg

I like drums when they're not dry as fuck which is kind of hard for most places, especially during busy days for sports bars. Give me dry rubs or even just salt. Tossed in sauces also okay. No ranch or bleu cheese dressing though, shit is disgusting to have on chicken.

>>11274796
>hasn't tried caviar with fried chicken
Fucking pleb.

>>11274985
>disgusting to have on chicken
oh, you're one of those NPCs I've been reading about

>>11274971
poorfag

>>11274665
I don't understand how people like chicken wings.
I'd much prefer thighs.

>>11274996
>Thinking Ranch is disgusting makes you an NPC
>When liking ranch is obviously the mainstream belief
nani the fuck

>>11274884
I really like wings that are super crispy where the sauce is dried up and cracks. I’ll need to try dry rub buffalo

>>11275001
>not being wasteful makes you poor

>patrician: flats and bleu cheese
>pleb: drums and ranch
>contrarian: drums and bleu cheese

>>11275156
the only thing bleu cheese goes on is chicken

>>11274665
drums and blue cheese

>>11274665
drums for fried
flats for skin on with sauce

>>11274672
>bone tumors
thanks for making me google that shit, love to see surgery pics

>>11274665

Where did this come from that people will eat one and not the other. Nigger it's chicken I'm not throwing away a plate because it's not one or the other.

>>11274985
if the chicken is that dry it went in the microwave and you shouldn't ever go back there.

>>11274665
Drums only.

>>11274665
>blue cheese

Yes I spelled it blue, frenchfags can fuckoff for liking disgusting mold.

>>11274665
I'm not sure.. that's a tough one, can't really make up my mind.
Tell you what, let me get back to you.

i swear if people knew how to properly eat a flat everyone would agree flats are better than drums. meat is more tender and tastes better. drums are for niggers

>>11274665
Dry spicy ranch rub, blue cheese, flats

"boneless wings" are just a less stupid way of saying you want chicken tendies

wings should always be referred to as having the bone in.

>>11274665
For me, it's the flats. Bleu cheese although I'll only dip if the sauce is weak.

>>11274665
Flats are much easier to eat. With drums you have to gnaw around bits of cartilage and gristle like a fucking caveman, while flats are all nice pieces of meat. Fuck drums

>>11276004
What? how do you eat the meat in between bones without tearing apart the wing like a barbarian?

>>11276017
Grab that shit on one end and push the other down against your plate or whatever, most of the meat should come off clean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lljQ4wkCiQU

Don't give a shit about flats or drums, it's all meat, get in my mouth

Ranch

>>11274665
I honestly dont care. As long as its not boneless babby shit

>>11274665
Flats are far superior. Ranch is for degenerates.

>>11276083
Based and redpilled

>>11274665
flats. bleu cheese.
>>11274668
i'll get either plain with dip OR sauced wings
imo dipping sauced wings is fucking stupid and a waste, why put sauce on your wings if you're just going to cover it up

Both. Being a poorfag taught me that when you have two good things, you enjoy them both.

I love drums the most though because they have the most meat on them, and I like biting into that one muscle fiber that always sticks out near the top of the wing. Flats are really good though because I like chewing on the cartilage. Honestly, as long as I get enough of them and they're bone-in I don't care. I just love good wings.

>>11274665
drums. bigger meat and bigger cartilage. i dont use sauce.

>>11274665
They're both really good, and it's difficult to choose. In my experience, flats seem to attract more sauce/marinade/rub. However, I'm going to have to say drums, partially because of the extra meat content but primarily because of the ease of eating experience.

Flats
Both, but also neither. Depends what I'm in the mood for and what the flavor of the wing is.

>>11276047
Based

>>11274665
drums are easier to dip into sauce, that's all I need to know

>>11274665
flats.
if they're really spicy, blue cheese. if milder/bbq/medium, nothing.

I'm told flats are better, but when it comes to ranch vs bleu cheese I don't really think I can decide.

>>11274884
fuck off to reddit

>>11274665
a mix of both is OBJECTIVELY the right choice

>>11274665
drums
flats are too much work

>>11278621
oh yeah and blue cheese always. ranch is for women

Flats with bleu is the superior option.

Flats neither

>>11275314
>Master race: whole wings

>>11274665
Flat masterrace

flats and mayo

I've never heard of them being called flats before but maybe I'm retarded. I call them wingdings. And they are superior to the drumstick in every way, shape and form.

Bleu cheese is also the superior dip but ranch is good too, it depends really

>>11274665
Drums
I prefer ranch, though I use it very sparingly.

>>11274677
>bleu cheese is cringe and bluepilled
>ranch isn't
Non non non non non. Mon frere, tout cela est faux.

>>11274748
O B S E S S E D

>>11276047
t. dick in his mouth

>>11274665
a good mix of both because i'm not a whiney bitch
no dressing, just good hot wing sauce
celery is for faggots