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Vodka as a mixer

Fruity girly cocktails.

>>11268548
any.

>>11268549
I try this but than I don't get drunk enough and my belly hurts.
>>11268550
What are some fruity girly cocktails?
>>11268552
No

>>11268548
I'd love to help, but given I have no idea what your personal taste preferances are your question is impossible for me to answer.

Why do people ask subjective questions but not provide any useful information for people to base their answers off of? Is it retardation?

>>11268549
Best and only answer without knowing more.

What kinds of booze have you tried? Which did you like and dislike the most?

>>11268548
do you have a cunt?

>>11268548
Well I could, but I'd be lying.

>>11268555
strawberry dacquiri or however it's smelt

also mudslides are GOAT

Fireball + coke

>>11268556
I tried vodka, Wine, Beer and Whiskey
Vodka was the best because mixed.
>>11268559
No
>>11268564
Tell anyway.
>>11268567 >>11268569
Thank you I will look into it.

>>11268548
chocolate porter

just rum and coke it’s that easy

Assuming you mean something that doesn't taste like alcohol, probably something that calls itself cider.

Whiskey Coke is probably the best entry to spirits. Find a wine that you like. Why are you so eager to like something anyway? Most people don't like alcohol it's just a means to an end

>>11268548
Anything with a ton of sugar.

The only one you can get away with drinking without being called a girly drinker or a dudebro is high alcohol beers. Most commonly Belgian triples, the girly drink for men.

>>11268578
I don't think they have that were I am.
>>11268585
I will try this.
>>11268586
Cider is with apple right?
>>11268591
I want something that taste good because I hate drinking stuff that is disgusting. One time I had to puke after I drank one vodka energy mix.
>>11268604
I don't really care about being called a girly drinker.

beer

>>11268613
Beer taste really bad.

>>11268617
Also takes too much for a buzz.

>>11268610
>I don't think they have that were I am.
Do they have Belgian ales? You might enjoy something like a Belgian Quadruple. They're malty, slightly sweet, with hints of dark fruit and chocolate. They're also 10% ABV and drinking two of them will give you a nice buzz.

>>11268610
>Cider is with apple right?
In most places its apple, pear or something similar. Pear ciders are usually not as sweet.

If you're into sickly sweet though, you can get Rekorderlig, which is basically lolly water. Out of everything posted in this thread, its probably the most dangerous: the sugar and artificial flavour masks the alcohol better than anything I've tried, you'll absentmindedly guzzle a 6 pack within a half hour.

>>11268632
>pear cider
it's called perry

>>11268610
yeah I like rum and coke because it tastes not tooo terrible and two drinks will give you a big buzz, but of course the taste and alcohol content depends on your portioning. I’d usually go overboard and blackout, though.

>>11268631
Idk I will look for it Monday.
>>11268632
Thank you I will try cider.
>>11268656
I always put not enough alcohol in my mix but more of it will make me puke because it taste so bad.

Why do you still want to drink alcohol?

>>11268694
Because I want to get drunk

>>11268694
headaches, anxiety, need to take the edge off and c o p e

>>11268548
>you want to get drunk because it's cool and all your friends do it or your life sucks that bad
>you hate the taste though so you can't

What a sad pathetic life you must live. Alcohol is for degenerates and you should all feel bad.

1 part rubbing alcohol 2 parts vinegar 1 part listerine

limoncello

>>11268709
most people would just take an ice cold shot and chase it with a soda or juice

>>11268548
>tell me what my palate is

Gin. trust me my sister is doctor.

>>11268548
gin by itself is horrid but mixed with non-citrus flavored seltzer or ginger ale it's absolutely delicious

>>11268548
try every kind of beer, you will eventually find some you like, start by categories plis,lager,stout,ipa,weisse ecc if a miss try different red whine from different states, Italy, Spain and France are the best vine producer, if you cant still stomach any try champagne and prosecco, the cheapest you can find will probably be the more bland and less dry it's paradoxicaly better if you don't like alcohol

if everything fails just drink redbull with cheap vodka or lemon soda based drinks

>>11270449

If you still can't drink anything
drink piña colada

Vodka + orange juice. Adjust ratio to suit your taste.

>>11269014
invest in biological housebrewed limoncello from puglia
a friend of mine gave me a bottle time ago, it was the strongest fucking shit I ever had almost in par with raw tintura imperiale

>>11268548
Cabernet Sauvignon, the manliest and king of all wines

>>11268555
You can try to drink something fancy, but if you want to drink for the buzz, then something simple should be preferable. Tequila Sunrise is something I've been fond of in the past. Jagermeister + Red Bull is something I used to drink a lot. Cola + rum might work as well. Also shoutout to chupito, might be worth a shot.

However, I'd probably rather suggest trying different normal alcoholic drinks until you get used to them/find something you like. Liking alcohol really is acquired taste and drinking cocktails is just extending/avoding getting used to them and makes you drink more of unnecessary garbage.

Dumb Chiyaposter.

>>11268548
Try Zima. I hear fags like it.

Anything Japanese, or if youre cheap then home filtered vodka served superchilled, you only taste/feel the texture

soju + milkis god combination

>>11268548
its really easy to make delicious cocktails if you have decent ingredients on hand

good orange juice
vodka that doesnt come in a plastic bottle
triple sec or curacao
lime juice

play with the ratio until it tastes good

Cranberry juice and ammareto. Candy

Baileys on coffee/hot chocolate.
Vodka with lemonade/coke. Smrinoff?
Cocktails with fruit juice mixtures.
Gin and tonic with lemonade.
Premix pop alc drinks but they're usually a ripoff because of low alc and sugar loaded.
There are some other alcs that are dessert teir but idk i dont drink much.
Soju peach flavour/Asian cutesy fruit alc drinks.
I guess i'd recommend to basically find a base type of alc you like, vodka is preety neutral and flavourless and the rest of the mix is up to you, i usually have it with lemonade and coke but can probably put on smoothies and fruit juices.
I enjoy baileys because of nice creamy
chocolate/coffee blend it has.

brandy is so smooth. even smoother with a bit of ice and watered down. even cheap brandy is smoother than expensive whiskey and tastes better than any vodka or gin. Spiced rum is also good.

>>11268548
fernet branca
slivovitz
malört if you're in chicago

Amaretto is nice. If you're a shithead you can mix it with coke and it's basically just alcoholic Dr pepper.

>>11268555
>I try this but than I don't get drunk enough and my belly hurts.
t. literal faggot

>>11268548
Alcohol is for degenerates and people with no self control.
You're better off not consuming it.

Why do insecure alcoholics react with "pussy!" "faggot!" and "woman!" when someone says that alcohol tastes like shit?

>>11272450
>Why do insecure alcoholics
>insecure alcoholics
You answered your own question.

>>11272405
My tummy really hurts from drinking to much but its not enough alcohol

>>11268548
Gin & tonic is very good. When I was a teen and hated the taste of alcohol I still loved gin & tonics.

>>11268548
Jesus fucking christ what a fag

>>11268548
a pina colada. it tastes like a tropical coconut milkshake.

>>11272546
What did I do?

>>11272586
he's just buttmad because MUH UR NOT A REAL MAN UNLESS U DRINK WHISKY xD xD xD

>>11272543
gin is really easy in general. get some decent gin, mix with tonic water (I use diet lol) and maybe squeeze in some lime and you'll be good to go. as smooth and tasty as any bitchdrink desu and mostly what i drink

>>11272586
He just hasn't realized yet that most posters here are female

moscato is pleasant
a good 80% of what I drink is cheap moscato

Jesus OP if you don't like alcohol why do you even want to drink it. But to play along, get some smirnoff ices in lemon lime. I know this whole board is gonna shit on the smirnoff ice meme but if you want to get drunk and not even notice the taste, the lemon lime flavored ones taste exactly like a really bubbly sprite. Has about the same alcohol as a lite beer so get like 12-24 of them and you'll be just fine.

1 part 99 bananas
2 parts pineapple juice
2 parts simply fruit punch
give this to any girl you wish to have sex with

>>11268548
If you're just trying to get drunk, consider a Long Island Iced Tea or a Zombie if you like rum. I don't mind it, but in any case your taste buds will be useless in sorry fashion.

Whiskey (or rum) and coke.

>>11268548
>doesn't taste disgusting
Absinthe.
You won't taste the second sip so it no longer matters whether you like it.

>>11274853
If we’re following this logic you might as well recommend everclear. Even more mouth- numbingly alcoholic

>>11273239
A sparkling dessert wine ... so basically grape soda with alcohol, I can see why blacks like it.

>>11268548
Beer, if you are still younger and haven't acquired the taste yet, start with something lighter like a pale ale. As far as hard alcohol, vodka basically mixes/covered up well by many juices. Margaritas are also pretty good for a noob, its the only way I will drink tequila. As far as hard liquor straight, I just recently been able to handle sipping whiskey from a glass and I am almost a middle age faggot.

>>11274873
pussy

>>11272405
Is this supposed to be a cringe?

>>11268548
Smirinoff ice, mikes hard lemonade and Long island ice tea are my favorites. Fuck people who think alcohol should taste like vomit or else you are less of a man macho bullshit. Just drink what you enjoy.

>he drinks alcohol in 2018
u might as well do meth

OP is a WEEB NIGGER

>>11268548
Try a flanders red ale such as pic related
It is sweet, crisp, tart, and refreshing.

>>11275581
This is delicious but not something I’d recommend to someone that doesn’t like alcohol. It’s a bit funky.

Dr. McGillacutti’s

>>11275563
I am not a nigger

If you like apples or pears try a cider, I prefer Magners. If you like limes and spice try a Moscow mule. If you like milk try a white Russian. If you like sweet things like honey try mead. If you like coke and spice try spice box whiskey with coke or a good spiced rum (like Crows nest) and coke. If you like nutty flavours and chocolate try chocolate stouts. If you like lime without spice go with a mojito. Coconut and pineapple? Pina colada. Alcohol is a lot like coffee, lower grade products taste like shit

>get literally anything
>mix with fruit juice

>>11268585
epic mode: morgan dr pepper, seriously the pepper aftertaste completely nullifies the alcoholic aftertaste and meshes well with the vanilla aftertaste of morgan.
You can also get some heavy/dark/whatever very tasteful chocolate milk and mix it with some morgan. I hate alcohol and thats what i do, tastes "fine". Gets you drunk tho

>>11277241
Why did it take this long for someone to mention mead?
Mead is the tastiest.

>>11277762
Because the only people who drink mead are ancient Scandifarts or Renfaire/SCA/Amtgard fags who LARP as vikings.

Whiskey + Cola is really fucking tasty

Just don't chug it too fast or you get a wicked bad tummy ache

Is whiskey good? I've never had it but for some reason I think I'd like it. Someone recommended Tullamore Dew to me.
I'm moving into a house with a fireplace so I need something to sip in front of it.

>>11278203
It is one of the most palatable liquors, although you probably have to develop a taste for high % alcohol first so don't expect to be blown away

pisco sour

>>11278255
This, you have to be used to the primary flavor of burning alcohol before you can taste/enjoy all the secondary flavors and characteristics

Red wine, beer and ron

>>11269014
Limoncello is overrated shit, arancello is good.

>>11278255
>>11278292
So start drinking hard alcohol every day, gotcha.
How long should it take?

>>11278324
Till you cannot bear to fall asleep sober and the lonelyness and TV dinners are your only companions

>>11278348
I'm thinking of getting a cat or a dog so I think I'm all good m8

Just drink spirits and chase them down with soda

>tfw got fat from these

>>11278476
Based and redpilled

>>11278476
Fresh vegetables and german heffe-weizens(and beer in general) are what I miss the most with my UC

>>11278503
*raw vegetables

>>11268548
it gets easier to drink by the third shot

>>11278476
High-tier

Spiced rum and ginger ale or coke

Will just taste like vanilla and said drink

>>11268548
Cider/Cidre, has only 2% as well

There's this brewery in Portugal that makes milk liquor. I don't know how it works or if they sell it elsewhere, only got some when mum got me a bottle while she was on vacation there. It was fucking delicious. I really like milk. The flavor is hard to describe, it's sweet but not like a milkshake. It's creamy but not like actual cream. It's not like a mudshake either. Super good.

>>11278986
Eggnog?

>>11278995
No, not nearly that sweet or creamy. If you've ever made a milk popsicle it was kind of like that? Like a bit of sugar in the milk then freeze it. Since the water freezing separates the water and fat it gets a sort of unique flavor a bit different from milk. It wasn't exactly like that but it was the closest I can think of.

>>11277549
Try making a flaming dr. Pepper: half a pint of beer and a shot of amaretto on top of which you float some ovenproof rum. Light the rum on fire and drop the shot glass in the beer. Tastes just like dr. Pepper.

Take blush wine. Mix with those red fruit juice smoothies. You're welcome

>>11274853
Neat shots of absinthe taste like somebody punched you in the stomach. I have a plastic shot glass somewhere that turned from clear to cloudy from the absinthe and it still smells like aniseed after 10 years.

>>11279027
>ovenproof
overproof

>>11278476
>tfw drinking beer like this every day for over a year
>tfw still a fucking skeleton

almost $60 for a bottle is a bit steep for someone testing out what they like

>>11268632
Perry is made from pears. Pear cider is regular cider with apples but with varying amounts of pear added.