/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>11264652
DUUUUDE WEED LEMAU XDDDDDDDDDDD
back to plebbit you west coast faggot

>>11264652
do you eat weed in Canada? Why post this on /ck/? Surely there's an appropriate board for this

>>11264681
>what are edibles

Isn't weed just placebo? People want some kind of sensation of getting high, and my god, everyone else is, so Im gonna play along?
Its oregano, friend.

>The virgin weed
>The chad Alcohol
Really makes you think...

>>11264700
why not both?

>>11264691
>implying the only way to consume weed is through edibles

>>11264713
i never implied that

>>11264716
>implying he didn't imply

>>11264721
retard...

>>11264681
Yes. Shatter bars are kino

doesn't matter if it's decriminalized or not, you're still a faggot if you smoke weed

>>11264652
Smoking weed makes you gay and it's fucking retarded

Marijana tastes terrible and the smell is obnoxious. This has nothing to do with its effects on your mind and body, which can be enjoyable in the right circumstances.

>>11264871
>he fell for the maymay

>>11264652
dont get too excited, if it's anything like the states legalization the main effect is channeling all the money away from small growers and into big money agricorps
also the prices went up
I do like how your weed stocks are looking though, buy now they probably will have a nice moon after legalization

>>11264913
Yeah, maybe, but you can get on oz for 100 or 1g of shatter in Co for less than 20.

>>11264652
It's legal here in Uruguay there's weed clubs that grow really powerful shit, not a big deal.

Why would you be excited about it?

In before the alcoholics with the shakes and liver failure complain about this herb thread.

do different weed strains have different effects or is it just a placebo thing?

>>11264962
Bread and circuses for Canadians. Trudeau is legalizing weed to cover up the fact that he leased out the Yukon and Albertan oil fields for 99 years to pay for his falling diversity programs.

>>11264988
When your tolerance is low but you have smoked multiple different strains then you can tell a difference. Once your tolerance gets higher you can't really notice the effects of different strains, they all kind of blend together and you smoke just for the fade. When I smoked weed, I would say I was able to tell a difference in effects of each strain for the first year. I do live in socal so the bud we have here is quite good. If you have shit weed then it's probably harder to tell a difference.

>>11265045
It's the same here, it was a deal our commie president had with Soros or something.

>>11264871
How fucking insecure do you have to be to make this picture unironically lmao

How many states is it at this point of time have legalised canabis? And exactly why did they do it? War lost on weed and money rolling in?
Or feeling liberate?

>>11265070
Not as insecure as you who is replying to it... You just need some experience with stoners. Most of what that picture says it true, at least in Southern California.

>>11265070
imagine inhaling plants to make yourself stupid for couple of hours

>>11265073
Poor people commit real crimes now instead of selling weed for money

>>11265097
Hey at least I acknowledge there is a lot of downsides to it. Being this obsessed with making smokers look like idiots is next level. Imagine making a similar image with alcohol, there would be a much larger uproar than with stoners.

>>11265105
you could literally make this argument with any substance lol

>>11265138
You don't have to make stoners look like idiots. They do it themselves

>>11265147
Then explain the ones that don't make themselves look stupid? You know, the ones that use it on their own time in a controlled manner and don't mention it every 12 seconds?

>>11265155
>don't mention it every 12 seconds
That's a good start.
Just don't base your whole personality around smonking the big weede

>>11265162
I personally don't, and I guess I would have to be in a legal state to find the dood-weed-lmaos. All the people I've ever hung out with that did it was very modest about it.

>>11265174
To add to that, there was a few people that I knew that had a phase like that but it was in early high school/middle school and they quickly grew out of it.

>>11265047
I want to try some purer sativas like Silver Haze and Jack Herrer/Lights of Jah. I feel like I've only been exposed to couch locking indica varieties.

Are ice bongs worth it, I don't mind a bit of a kick. I already know to avoid the percolator meme and that a diffuser is all that is needed.
Otherwise I'd use glass bowls or chillums.
Favorite roll ups are grape dutchmasters or joints with a pinch of menthol tobacco sprinkled in.

>>11264700
weed makes you
>lazy
>tired
>dumber
>less coordinated
alcohol makes you
>all of the above PLUS
>fat
>diseased
>reckless
>fucked kidneys, liver, heart etc
>physically addicted
i mean i rarely have either and i recognise they're both unhealthy, but there's a clear winner

>>11265222
Alcohol makes you
>social
>more outgoing
>adventurous
Weed makes you
>lazy
>anti-social
>paranoid

You keep believing the propaganda dooood

>>11265222
Alcohol dependency is said to be possibly stronger than heroin, I still have respect for it though, le "Alcohol is humanity's friend. Can I abandon a friend?"

>>11265265
They say the same thing about sugar. Funny i cut my sweets and cookies to zero last two month. Those experts, ehh

>>11265289
>this is what al/ck/ rationalizes to itself
Enjoy your DTs retard

>>11264962
>Uruguay
more like u are a gay

>>11265300
Explain, if possible in your sad state of mind.

>>11265265
yeah smack is easier to kick. you're less delirious, unlike booze you still know who/when/what you are so it's easier to stick with it. i don't get the horrific psychosis when ditching heroin. a few days of hell and you're done. 1-3 days with no ethanol with a hefty addiction though, and you'll be screaming restrained on a hospital bed for a week, certain that you're about to die, which some do.

>>11264691
You can also eat semen too, faggot, should we have threads on finding the highest quality semen?

I wonder what the Scythian cannabis, opium, ephedra concoction was like. Probably feel like your average Californian does afterwards.

>>11265329
>I need the concept of withdrawal syndrome and seizures explained to me because I am a giant manchild who has never borne the consequences of life decisions before in my entire existence
lmao you're in for a fun treat

>>11264871
I like how my perception of time slows down and I can spend an hour reflecting on life. I don’t really understand why people use weed for fun though

>>11265493
because it makes everything more fun.

>>11265478
Copy/paste sentences with no relation to question.
You are boring (and quite frankly, sad)

>>11265174
To be honest I'd smoke weed errday if I wasn't a schizophrenic and it didn't make the condition worse

>>11265221
No, they aren't. The ice doesn't contact the air or smoke long enough to cool it, it will melt and fuck with the water level, and afaik it's just supposed to melt and cool the water. You're better off just using cold water out of the fridge. Matter of fact, don't ever buy a piece that you can't physically reach nooks and crannies of. Downstems should be removable. A bowl should just be a straight up cone attached to a cylinder, with no place for the smoke to escape to and foul up. If it has percs, make sure to clean with alcohol more often, because too much carbon buildup usually means you'll need to mechanically remove it with scrubbing, and that may be impossible with some percs.

Don't smoke weed, though. After an ounce or two, your bong will be filthy, and all I can wonder when I'm scraping dark resin is "what the fuck do my lungs look like?" Vape it instead, but even then you're going to get some tar in your lungs.

>>11265258
>alcohol
>social
It literally is shown to shrink the part of your brain associated with sociability and humor. It's DIRECTLY linked to antisocial behavior. People do antisocial shit on alcohol they'd never do sober.

Weed may make your lazy and paranoid, but everything you said about alcohol is exactly the opposite, unless by "adventurous" you mean "reckless", and "outgoing" means "embarrasses himself when he foists his drunk self onto strangers"

We need al/ck/ threads again to remind the retards on here how bad that shit is.

>>11265543
>People do antisocial shit on alcohol they'd never do sober.
Or maybe antisocial people are just more likely to abuse alcohol. Everything has problems with over/misuse.

>>11265549
No, fucktard. Every bit of research on the subject contradicts that. Alcohol causes brain damage in excessive usage: fact. The parts of the brain it damages affect judgment, sociability, memory, and impulse control. Get the fuck over it.

>>11265530
Thanks for the advice. Like I said I've already read about percs being undesirable.
As for vaporization I've read some compounds are only fully released through combustion so that's what I'd prefer to stick with. I don't smoke cigarettes anyway.

>>11265174
This. Most stoners are indistinguishable from regular people

>>11265585
Do some research on CO2 distallet. Keeps all the turpenes and has no additives. I buy it in cartridges that screw onto my pen. So far it has been the most convenient and clean way to smoke weed.

>>11265600
Will look into it.

>>11265289
Wrong they don't say the same things about sugar. Alcohol withdrawal is no joke.

>>11265555
>Alcohol causes brain damage in excessive usage
I didn't say it didn't. I explicitly said there are problems with overuse. But first you blamed alcohol altogether, and now you're blaming excessive usage specifically. That's not the same thing.

Frankly, alcohol did good for me. I used to be extreme intovert.. then .. started drinking, lost boundries.
Eventually started talking with girls.
Got into punk/goth scene, did drugs. Fucked around. Girlfriend. Married. Divorced.
Theres hope, anon.

>>11264652
Nigga dis aint even food doe

>>11265623
>Frankly, alcohol did good for me
>Got into punk/goth scene
>did drugs
>Divorced.

this all sounds terrible

>>11265611
Alcohol isn't fun until you use it excessively. I can get high off 15mg of THC, which is like .1grams of some good, potent pot.

Alcohol's damage can somewhat be reversed, according to research, weed can almost certainly be reversed with abstinence, but benzos can cause PERMANENT cognitive deficits. At least we can agree those are worse than either.

>>11265626
It's brain food. Weed is supposed to be good for your brain.

>>11265635
t. Tyler xXx_tehN00bklr_xXx White

>>11265631
>Alcohol isn't fun until you use it excessively.
Depends on what you consider excessive. I like having a few cups of strong wine once in a while, but regularly drinking just makes me feel tired and shitty, even in smaller amounts.

>>11265635
Weed helps me think clearer

>>11265626
It's a culinary activity like tobacco and alcohol.

>>11265630
Lol, im fine, thanks.. it was over a long period.
Guess youre are still a teen.
You just wait...

>>11264988
Yes, they do, but it's generally just ones that bring you up and get you kinda more focused, or ones that bring you down and calm you. That's really about the extent of it desu.

>>11265651
no it's not

>>11265684
Proof?

>>11265684
Explain how it isnt. Saying "no it's not isn't" a proper argument.

>>11264652
Yup. I have to make sure my life is together before Oct. 17 so I can handle using a substance in my spare time.

>>11265105
Smoking a joint is literally the same as watching Jerry Springer for a couple of hours.

>>11265105
Imagine drinking a poison that makes you stupid for a couple of hours.

>>11265696
no one does this. you cant buy weed at the groceries

YOU CANT BUY WEED AT THE GROCERIES
WEED IS NOT FOOD & COOKING
GET OUT

>>11265737
But you can make your own

>>11265743
Tonka beans are prohibited by the FDA yet they're still sought and imported widely.

I'm so high right now boys. Canada has a dense rapefugee population, the amount of business owners doing satanic rituals would astound the average citizen, and abo's are the only true Canadians.

>>11265752
One day....

can we not call it "weed"? the scientific term is cannabis.
I dont enjoy cannabis unless it is a sativa and vaporized, not combusted.

>>11264652
leaf here. i mean i'm excited but lets be real here. Weed's been pseudo-legal here for years. Getting it has always been as easy as just going to a dispensary and saying you get headaches to get medical.

>>11265814
I grew some once out of some seeds from an ounce I bought. Was shit but oh well, was useful for the experience.

>>11264710
This man knows what's up.
Nothing better than a glass of whisky and a nice smoke after dinner.

>>11265817
Hemp is the native Anglic term.

>smoke weed
>enjoy everything a lot more
>go to bed feeling like a king
>wake up tomorrow just fine

>drink alcohol
>feel just fine
>drink too much
>throw up/black out
>wake up feeling like shit if i didnt drink water before bed

mmm really tingles my neurons

>>11265838
how about you stop dichotomizing two equally degenerate behaviors and stay sober?

>>11265258
>being lazy on weed
>being paranoid on weed
>being anti-social on weed
get gud, fucking casual
I bet you smoked once and freaked out thinking spiders were under your skin, fucking narc

>>11265841
>stay sober?
This is America. I don't have to stay sober.

>>11265821
this. i live in toronto and there are tons of dispensaries that require just ID to get some weed

Leaf here. I don't smoke often really, but when I do it will be nice to be able to buy it at the grocery store instead of driving across town where I will need to hang out for a bit and make small talk with my dealer.

>>11264691
Here's how to make an "edible"
>Cook/Bake something absolutely normal, except you add your silly ingredient in it
Hence, why can't you just make a thread about normal cooking/baking?

>>11265838
>smoke weed
>have panic attack and think i'm going to die
>binge on junk food and feel like shit
>start coughing too hard and throw up
weed is safer if you're overusing but that doesn't mean there are no downsides either

>>11265626
It can be food, obvious white guy.

>>11265851
i only binge eat on alcohol

>>11265843
what?

>>11265851
>magnifying it this much
The worst effects are the fatigue and feelings of worry but I prefer that to all the times I've woken up forgetting what happened the night before and my insides feeling like shit. Also not being able to swallow much for a day or two because of throat irritation aside from the effects on appetite.

>>11265642
>I like having a few cups of strong wine once in a while
>cups
>strong wine
>t. two kids in a trench coat

>>11265817
>I'm so refined and cultured
>cannabis
>combusted
>I'm smart
>"weed"?
Still working on that 7th grade honors grammar course?

>>11265890
>t. two kids in a trench coat
wut

>>11265890
literally anybody who isn't a chick will pour wine in a regular cup, because they don't feel the need to take a picture of it next to a book they don't plan to read and post it on social media

>>11265752
>miracle grow
HAHAHAHA

>>11265906
>7th grade
I have a PhD in fucking youre mom lol

>>11265349
Hello newfriend

>>11265910
It really tastes better from a wine glass. I use a plastic one, because I'm clumsy, but the longneck of the glass is so that your hand doesn't warm the wine.

>>11265499
I really wanted to smoke it then have sex with gf but I hate weed

>>11265907
>>11265910
No one says they are having a cup of wine. They say "I'm going have a glass of wine." If you are defending "cup" you are clearly a drunk or too young to legally drink alcohol. In addition, "strong wine" is something an idiot would say. However, such things as fortified wines and brandy exist.

>>11265928
Go away, al/ck/
Or are we now TH/Ck/

>>11265916
>fucking youre mom
Imbecile

>>11265952
Sounds like you have some other issue because your arguments are odd. I make wine that ends up being around 20% abv, higher than what most bottles in the store have, and drink out of cups because wine glasses are flimsy and awkward to me.

SATIVA MASTER RACE.

Im a mom , phd in sucking last drop out.

>>11265980
>drinks 40 proof toilet wine

Weed gonna be legal in Canada just in time for Red Dead Redemption 2!

>>11265585
First, you can achieve a perfect high with vaporization. I've smoked for years, and when I picked up a handheld vape, Firefly 2, it became my favorite pick. That was a year and a half ago. You can absolutely get every compound through a vaporizer. You can smoke it to combustion if you please. Second, ice catchers absolutely do work great in many situations. They continue to be purchased for a reason. They're a great attachment for big dabs, and I mean really great. The cool smoke is still a bonus for plant, albeit less so.

>>11264888
extracts taste great
combustion tastes like shit

>>11265162
i'm making huge amounts of dosh in weed stocks so its fits my brand

>>11265915
It's perlite, dipshit.

>>11265743
any fast food place in cambodia with "happy" in the title sells food covered in weed

>>11264681
>do you eat weed in Canada? Why post this on /ck/? Surely there's an appropriate board for this
Stoners eat it everywhere.
Even if they didn't it would be as appropriate as alcohol threads so yeah, it's kind of appropriate to /ck/.

>>11264710
This.
Beer + hashish in a pipe = relaxed and happy me

>>11265349
Ironic that this is the first thing that comes into your mind. You may as well just come out.

>>11267404
I just see all the semen delivery trucks going into your mom's house

>>11265980
Hi Cletus! Do you also cook your own speed?

I'm looking forward to its full legalization so I can acquire pure CBD.

Just blazed, about to hit a classic diner for breakfast
Torn between corn beef hash and biscuits and gravy

>Dude bros they're geniuses for invested in pot because of legalization
>Not realizing that globalization is going to kill off the north american pot grower

Give me 1 kilo of Bangladeshi slave weed, with my discount, goi.

>>11267700
Take a break, for like a month, and you won't need to start using cbd just to get high. Why not just use heroin like a real junkie?

>>11265105
Imagine your earliest memories of your Mom putting you on swings or a merry go round to alter your perception for a few minutes.

need a stoner bf
hmu