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this is the worst chicken I ever had I do not recommend you buying it except maybe as punishment like if you live with someone who uses that gratingly irrating term such as tendies, feed him something like this, he will despise it, hopefully, but even that may backfire.

I live alone anyway

>> No.11264132 [DELETED] 

Haha, that's crazy. How big is your cock btw?

>> No.11264135

>>11264116
Your first clue was the "12% meat protein" like it was a bag of dog food.

>> No.11264156
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11264156

>>11264116
Those Loblaws $10 bags of frozen shit are bullshit. They only reason they're cheap is because they thin out the meat with soy-based protein. It's like a half-and-half meat/soy product.

>> No.11264160

>>11264132
Average sized. I dazzle suitresses by ignoring them rather than raw appearance. I am a hermit but eventually girls cannot keep themselves from knocking on the door of my domicile.

>> No.11264174

>>11264160
Nice, nice. Haha this is gonna sound totally crazy but wouldn't it be so funny if I, a dude, sucked your cock and swallowed your cum down my throat? lol that would be hilarious.

>> No.11264177

>>11264174
No mister.

>> No.11264180

>>11264174

You mean as a prank, like a brojob?

>> No.11264193

>>11264180
Yeah, haha, exactly like a brojob! I'll even record it so we can watch it later lol and have a nice laugh

>> No.11264287

Chicken is for the birds.

https://nutritionfacts.org/?s=chicken