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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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No jackposting edition

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>>11262565
>>11262569
so.. did it go in or out? I'm confused

>> No.11262633

>>11262630
I apologize for the absurdly large image

>> No.11262931

>>11262553
that's too much ass

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>>11262633

>> No.11263024

>>11262931

GO AWAY SCOTLAND

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>> No.11263086

>>11263081
That's one of the shittiest looking pizzas I've ever seen. It doesn't even look real.

>> No.11263088

>>11263081
Hilarious. I wish I were her age so when I was 18 I could start dating her and have her confide the repressed trauma of this moment with me. Especially if she comes to discover that the routine was enjoyed on /ck/ countless times.

>> No.11263101

>>11263081
>>11263088
I wish I could fuck her right now.

>> No.11263102

>>11263081
>youdied.pizza

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>>11262576
Yo dawg, I herd you like Mac and Cheese, so we put your mac in your mac so you can cheese while you cheese.

>> No.11263194

>>11263108
hahahahah, damn. sauce?
I want to see this pathetic man struggle with sound.

>> No.11263212

>>11262630
she obviously swallowed it and then the clip is in reverse

>> No.11263222

>>11263101
>>11263088
/tv/ please.

>> No.11263224

>>11263081
this is why you don't let kids on the kitchen, if that pizza was a pot of boiling water the girl would have died

>> No.11263227

>>11263081
some people are just not fit to be parents, I pity the little girl

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>> No.11263231

does anyone have the webm of an indian guy cooking eggs?

>> No.11263234

>>11263230

whoa, nice filename

>> No.11263244
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>>11262576
I'm sorry but what kind of wonky shit is this new aged mac cheese? it looks like pure processed cheese.

Make something that looks like this instead.

>> No.11263255

>>11263184
MacCeption
>dunnnnn

>> No.11263261

>>11262630
First out, then in.

>> No.11263269

only 1 jack? fuck you cu/ck/s

>> No.11263275

>>11263088
I can't even imagine the memes in 2030

>> No.11263281

>>11263194
seeing pre-stroke jack still makes me kind of sad, all his recent videos have just been depressing instead of hilarious in their incompetence

>> No.11263414

>>11262553
There's a burgerpoint in Marsden Park which is near where I live, and I've tried this before with several friends. It's fucking horrible. The cheese tastes like plastic, and you've got to eat it quickly before it cools, or it just becomes solid cheese.

Nice experience to try out, but I would not do it again. But then again Burgerpoint's stuff is mostly poor... although the chicken schnitty burger is nice, and their wings are delicious. The Big Boss is also amazing to take pictures of, even if its taste is bland.

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>> No.11263430

>>11263230
Is it possible for this man to leave this place without destroying all those eggs?

>> No.11263432

>>11263230
How does he get out of the handicap without clowning the customers?

>> No.11263433

>>11262553
You can eat this and still have a six pack if you have even a shred of discipline and willpower.

>> No.11263435

>>11263414
>There's a burgerpoint in Marsden Park
great, now I have to go there and try it too

>> No.11263449

>>11263230
How does he break all the eggs without getting out?

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>>11263433
y... you know they werent being serious right?

>> No.11263455

>>11263086
look at the oven. its fake.

>> No.11263460

>>11262592
Just bite it off you fucking retard! I'm sorry guys I cannot stand this conduct.

>> No.11263462

>>11263435
It's in the center of the business park, opposite BCF and next to Zambrero's

If you do end up going there, don't be alarmed if it's not on the menu; it wasn't when I went there, but they still served it when asked. Cost an extra 2~3 dollars iirc

>> No.11263464

>>11263462
I should also mention that it's not on google maps, after looking it up. Weird. Last time I went there was about 1 month ago so I doubt they've closed down in that time but who knows I guess

>> No.11263472

>>11263024
No u

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>>11263414
>also amazing to take pictures of, even if its taste is bland
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ? DO YOU NEED PEOPLE TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THE IDEA BEHIND FOOD ?!

>> No.11263480

>>11263475
The burger looks good, and tastes of nothing but beef. Can't taste the cheese, can't taste the bacon, can barely taste the pickles, the bun is only there for texture and the excessive amount of meat juices turns it into mush very quickly as you try to eat it. It's a shit burger... but it looks very good in pictures. What more do you want from me?

>> No.11263488

>>11263480
I find it annoying that some people want bad food just because it looks like it should be good. To me, if the food tastes bland then it's a poorly done meal. I find encouraging people that make poorly done food by recommending it to other people because it's a "nice experience" ridiculous but maybe that's just me.

>> No.11263503

>>11263488
I never recommended it. I said I wouldn't ever try it again, and that it was horrible. It was a nice experience in that I treated myself to something I'd never normally do - which is to say, engaging in an act of fierce gluttony - but was otherwise disappointed.

I only wanted to acknowledge the fact that the burger in question was especially photogenic in order to highlight the disparity of its taste.

>> No.11263512

>>11263503
Well fair enough, sorry I jumped on my high horse then.

>> No.11263522

>>11263512
You're alright, mate.

>> No.11263528

>>11263512
>>11263522
You guys should set up temporary email addresses on mail.com. Then you could scope each other out to ensure it's safe to make real life contact, and possibly fuck each other if it all works out.

>> No.11263534

>>11263528
Yeah, nah, I'm good.

>> No.11263539

>>11263230
He can only leave when people ate all the eggs

>> No.11263541

>>11263230
How did he get in?

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>>11262553

>> No.11263640

>>11263425
i hate americans

>> No.11263677

>>11263224
>making your toddler carry a pot of scalding water

>> No.11263707

>>11262553
>UNILAD

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>> No.11263720

>>11263414
mofugger i live in rivo and have been to that burgerpoint. small world huh. It was way too expensive for what it was

>> No.11263726

>>11263433
...and a really big stomach. Fitting six beers into your gut after such a burger...

>> No.11263729

>>11263512
Also, a sad state of matter. A stylish restaurant with great-looking bland food is more likely to get business than a modest place with delicious, though so-so looking food.

>> No.11263731

>>11263541
He spawned from an egg.

>> No.11263733

>>11263420
What a waste. All that cheese. All that meat. All that tomatoes sauce. I hate this

>> No.11263735

>>11263640
it's a meme you dip

>> No.11263745

>>11263579
Yikes. wtf is this

>> No.11263790

>>11263420
Watched the whole video thinking that was Jack until I saw the nails at the end.

Nice nails Jack.

>> No.11263791

>>11263720
Agreed. If I recall, the basic bitch Boss burger was like $12 for what was essentially an average hamburger anywhere else, and the other burgers'd run you from ~$14-16. Tack on a drink and a fries and you're probably looking at around $20-24 for a single meal.

Big Chief's next to Rooty Hill station is so far the best burger joint I've been to, despite its dilapidated, hole-in-the-wall exterior. $10 for a fantastic burger, a small takeout container of fries (probably 2x that of a large chips at KFC) and a can of drink. Blue collar lunches are the best, I swear to god

>> No.11263792

>>11263088
ghey

>> No.11263798

>>11262553
>you can now dunk your burger in a load of melted cheese
You can already dunk your burger in cheese if you're not a fucking bitch

>> No.11263821

>>11263713
What is he doing? I could have seen this with dorito chips even though it's still shitty, but wtf

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>>11263713
soggy chips, yeah. im sure those taste great.

>> No.11263924

>>11263729
Only true in big cities.

>> No.11264039

>>11263230
LET HIM OUT! HE WANTS OUT!

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>>11263231
>>11263231
here you go!

>> No.11264111

>>11263735
it's not a meme you fucking newfag it's from snl

>> No.11264124

>>11263230
>he can't leave until he run out of eggs

>> No.11264130

>>11263713
and this is why mexico is fat

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>> No.11264437

>>11262553
The big text telling me what to think just makes me irrationally angry instead.

>> No.11264439

>>11262630
Mattis looks uncomfortable. Like they made him wear a girdle or a corset for this picture.

>> No.11264443
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>>11262592
I don't like this

>> No.11264445

>>11262553
>Australians discover nacho cheese in 2018

>> No.11264448

>>11263224
My mom burned herself like this
Pulled a pot of boiling water on herself as a kid and burned the shit out of herself.

>> No.11264457

>>11262630
One would hope both.

>> No.11264460

Holy shit whre are all these brand new webms coming from???

>> No.11264485

>>11263425
That's a good one

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>>11263230

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>>11264081

>> No.11264538

>>11263234
first day here, reddit?

>> No.11264543

>>11263425
>take a bite
>hearth stops

>> No.11264553

>>11263081
Why do kids suck at literally everything?

>> No.11264560

>>11263425
>inb4 Juan complains about muh flour tortillas

>> No.11264563

>>11264553
Because the last generation to actually raise thir children died ten years ago

>> No.11264734

>>11263108
>yee soyence

>> No.11264767

>>11263108
>ywn be jack's alpha son who disrespects him in front of the entire internet
i like how he looks right at him like "do something about it, bitch". also, why didn't jack just edit that part out? how is he so beta?

>> No.11264840

>>11263745
>Yikes
Oof

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>> No.11264866

>>11263081
Because they're rarted.
Look at that child, she didn't even hold the plate right and fucking bent forward when she tried to place it on the counter that was obviously too tall for her to just lean into.

>> No.11264870

>>11264866
>rarted

>> No.11264903

>>11263244
I won't.

>> No.11264908

>>11263579
That's gonna be a yikes from me too

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>>11262565

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>>11264936

>> No.11264944

>>11263230
how

>> No.11265093

>>11264553
Because they're kids?

>> No.11265122

>>11263579
Why boner.

>> No.11265176

>>11263455
It amazes me that someone would create an entire fake pizza oven for a kid to play with considering they would probably get bored of it in about 10 minutes and never use it again and now they are left with this big useless piece of shit in the corner of their kitchen. I mean jesus fucking christ you could have built like five treehouses and a pony stable in that amount of time instead

>> No.11265209

>>11263081
idiot bitch

>> No.11265415

>>11263081
>>11263101
>>11263088
Based Alefantisposters

>> No.11265426

>>11263230
Hes not trapped by the eggs, the eggs are trapped with him

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>>11264938
>>11264936
>>11264847
>>11264534
>>11264419
>>11264081
>>11263713
>>11263579
>>11263425
>>11263420
>>11263230
>>11263108
>>11263081
>>11262592
>>11262576
>>11262569
>>11262565
>>11262553
I found /ck/ 3 years ago and read a webm thread, and all these were in it. Nothing new has been made in almost half a decade. Goodbye for now.

>> No.11265482

>>11262569
So did she had the softest shit ever?

>> No.11265511

>>11264866
>rarted
Back to zuckbook, faggot.

>> No.11265516
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>>11263230
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY NEVER BEFORE SEEN SO GOOD
V
E
R
Y

F
U
N
N
Y

>> No.11265537

>>11265446
see you tomorrow

>> No.11265634

>>11265446
Pizzaroni came out Mar 15, 2016, so ha! It was only 2.5 years.

>> No.11265650

>>11264936
>that smile at the end
>>11264938
>that smile at the beginning

>> No.11265663

>>11265426
lel

>> No.11265942

>>11264936
>>11264938
She died didn't she? I remember her sister being really distraught at her being in the hospital and I kind of felt bad.

>> No.11265981

>>11264419
>teflon
Lol no thanks

>> No.11265986

>>11265942
Nah, sadly both Tamtam and Amy are alive.

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>>11262553
>No jackposting edition
Why? The webm thread is literally the exact same thread every time. Why exclude half of your available content?

>> No.11266040

>>11262553
What the fuck, what else can I dip in cheese?

>> No.11266054

>>11263224
It's not a real pizza you idiot

>> No.11266062

>>11265986
Shiet

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>>11262553

>> No.11266103

>>11263475
I really really like this picture

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>>11265446
Yeah whatever homo you'll be back

>> No.11266284

>>11266095
I really like this webm.

>> No.11266414

>>11266095
>metal tongs on what looks like a non-stick pan

>> No.11266427

>>11263420

this looks like something i'd enjoy.

i like stewing corn tortillas in enchilada sauce until they're a soggy mess. then adding a ton of cheese.

i'm gonna die before i hit 50.

>> No.11266434

>>11266095
>muh epic hot dogs
excited_numale.png

>> No.11266477

>>11266095
Seeing two wieners in one bun gave me a boner, i don't understand

>> No.11266483

>>11266477
Reminds you a lot of spending time with your uncles?

>> No.11266536

>>11263194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yXPucwIc0E

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>> No.11266578

Anyone got that vid of the ho deep-throating a champaign bottle when it starts to foam over in a nighclub?

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>> No.11266659

>>11264419
>Nonstick lightweight pan
>Random beef not shown how much fat or hand ground
>Little bit of salt
>Mayo not homemade

This is what bothers me so much about these fucking videos, yeah of course anyone can make a fucking burger by cooking meat and toasting buns and mixing condiments, they don't tell you about the cookware and raw materials that actually make it good. You'd be better off just buying a big mac

>> No.11266660

Stop making this thread if you're going to post the exact same webms everytime, you cucks.

>> No.11266665

>>11266641
I'd love to fuck that beardless twink so hard in the ass he falls into a coma from the pain

>> No.11266679

>>11266659
>NOT AUTISTIC ENOUGH
the absolute state of /ck/

>> No.11266684

>>11266679
>implying /ck/ isn't full of literal autists

>> No.11266685

>>11266679
>It's autistic to either make an actual decent burger or just buy a shitty one instead of taking the time

>> No.11266954

>>11264419
fuck yes

>> No.11267023

>>11263244
fuck you and kill yourself

>> No.11267027

>>11266606
Hey kids! you can now eat your ice cream out of a fleshlight ::DDD

>> No.11267044
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I'm going out for some authentic California street food. You want anything?

>> No.11267050

>>11267044
>that webm
Shit movie, but in fairness, the option of meat is really questionable in that universe and Rat is probably the most real meat there is. That or recycle human or giant tape worm that lives in the sewer

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>>11267050
If you don't like Demolition Man you have to get off my board.

>> No.11267074

>>11262576
>not then taking the mac filled shell and battering and deep frying it
commie scum

>> No.11267081

>>11267056
Oh wait I thought it THE LAW

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>>11263101

>> No.11267149

>>11267056
What is this from and why is that Roxas so cute?

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>> No.11267238

>>11263108
Jacks son literally looks like the boomer meme

>> No.11267258

>>11263184
Based stale memeposter.

>> No.11267297

>>11267218
My lord.

>> No.11267308

>>11267218
this has to be a joke.

>> No.11267309

>>11267218
Asians are certified clinical crazy people by definition and this video is proof.

>> No.11267440

>>11267218
Souse???

>> No.11267465

>>11267218
Asians are innovative as fuck. Wish I wasn't such a dumbass and thought of these ideas.

>> No.11267474

>>11265482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umIaVBY7OFE

>> No.11267478

>>11263455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lHgbbM9pu4

>> No.11267479

>>11263244
>new aged

>> No.11267487

>>11263528
They should pay you a hero's wage, anon.

>> No.11267528

>>11263184
I miss memes like this

>> No.11267538

>>11266095
defeats the purpose of a hotdog

>> No.11267560

>>11263081
How did she take that out of the oven with her bare hands and not burn herself?

>> No.11267564

>>11267050
>shit movie
Fuck you

>> No.11267583

>>11263420
This is an insult to cooking. The final result looks like nothing on earth, just a plain waste of food

>> No.11267584

>>11262553

>a culinary einstein

thats why the whole world is laughing at you amerilards

>> No.11267587

>>11265991
He's dead man, just let him rest in peace

>> No.11267594

>>11267584
One person says something dumb and you blame all of us. Obsessed.

>> No.11267595

>>11267584
it says australia at the end of the webm

>> No.11267612

>>11265986
dammit. world's so unfair.

>> No.11267678

>>11263230
What came first? The egg or the man?

>> No.11267684
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>>11267528
a simpler time

>> No.11267689

>>11267684
MUCH simpler
we didn't have this self-referential ironic meme shit, not that I really mind it
but the old times were better *crack* *sip* yep

>> No.11267698

>>11267218
If you find yourself cooking steak with a clothes iron, you have to take a step back ask yourself; am I a crack fiend? The answer might suprise you.

>> No.11267897

>>11267207
when a girl says I'm handsome

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>>11263713
I still can't grasp the idea behind this. Why take crunchy snacks and drown them in pickles and five gallons of sauces so you have to use a spoon?

>> No.11267984

>>11262553
>can now
like it wasn't possible before

>> No.11268003

>>11263821
They're a brand of chips called The Whole Shebang. Literally every flavouring on them at once and until recently only sold in US prison commisaries.

America-only prison-only food is sought after street food in Mexico, think about that.

>> No.11268008

>>11262630
This guy always creeps me out because he looks exactly like my dad.

>> No.11268185

>>11267218
Just noticed the sear on the steak changes when it is cut.

>> No.11268225
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>>11263579
>i make a webm from a video i first found like 9 years ago
>every thread, someone reposts it before i can
based and redpilled

>> No.11268250

>>11267218
As soon as the salmon came out I said "oh fuck off" out loud.

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>>11267218
Grug wonder why steak change. Maybe cooking with iron no good for steak? Maybe video makers cook steak properly and pretend it cooked by iron? But if so, why still in video? Grug confused.

>> No.11268261
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>> No.11268263
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>> No.11268266

>>11268254
Imagine unironically being a wojack poster.

>> No.11268267
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>>11268266
>tfw nobody likes wojack posting anymore

>> No.11268305

>>11268267
a real man, he knows how to beat his meat just right
>>11268268
and then love it so tenderly, my god

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>>11268273
Newfags ruined it by using wojaks in place of arguments.
That said Atarijak is the only good thing to come from /v/ in years.

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>>11263081
That's why you're kids, cause youre stupid!

>> No.11268324

>>11264847
this is hilarious

>> No.11268327

>>11264448
same shit happened to my friend's kid. now he can't grow hair on half of his head.

>> No.11268348

>>11268225
post sauce for it big boy
i gotta hear that sweet sweet porn music that's got to be playing in the bg

>> No.11268391

>>11268263
I'd sure love eating food with salt that has gone through a hairy armed fags jungle

>> No.11268393

>>11263420
So this is what dumb dinner looks like.

>> No.11268404

>>11266578
Seconded.

>> No.11268466

>>11262553
Did Australians barely discover what Americans have been doing since 1397b.c. ?

>> No.11268492

>>11263230
>file name
good job, anon

>> No.11268494

>>11268466
Australia has only existed for about 50 years.

>> No.11268507

>>11264847
>redditor attempts humor.webm

>> No.11268515

>>11263230
It's like I've seen it for years but I watched the whole thing again for some reason

>> No.11268516

>>11266665
lol u gay

>> No.11268522

>>11267056
the fuck is this faggot shit

>> No.11268531

>>11268492
based filename poster

>> No.11268532

>>11267218
I love shit like this

>> No.11268542

>>11268268
>>11268267
>>11268263
>>11268261
alright the bone thing was pretty cool but otherwise this guys gotta turn it down a notch, fucker thinks he's like a culinary David Blaine or some shit

>> No.11268588

>>11262576
needs hot dags

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>>11268263
>>11268267
>>11268268
>americANOs think they know how to barbecue

>> No.11268670

>>11267218
>butter
>healthy

>> No.11268673

>>11267698
if you can afford a steak, you're doing fine

>> No.11268706
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>>11263184
Ty for this post fellow boomer, it really took me back

>> No.11268772

>>11267056
get the fuck out weeb

>> No.11268890

>>11268348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMBXJ9I3pJM

>> No.11268906
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>>11268663
Who are you to doubt American BBQ prowess?

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>> No.11268951

>>11268945
i don't think a place has "flipped a burger" in decades. they all have hot presses or they come precooked and just need to warm them

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>>11264936
Kek

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>>11263101
>>11263088
t.

>> No.11269033

>>11263108
*sips*
what are you gonna do about it old man?

>> No.11269034

>>11264870
>>11265511
>being this new

>> No.11269049

>>11264560
hard shell loving faggot

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>>11265446
>not counting the bants
newfag

>> No.11269056

>>11263745
fag

>> No.11269058

>>11268912
it's like he tries to be shit at everything he does

>> No.11269063
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>>11269063

>> No.11269082
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>>11266483
absolute kek

>> No.11269084

>>11266659
>dosen't mention the processed cheese

>> No.11269085

>>11262630
In.
You butter believe it.

>> No.11269113

>>11262569
>>11262592
Are these the same person?

>> No.11269137

>>11269084
you can make american cheese at home
it's just regular cheese with additives, which is what literally everything is nowadays
You'll see people constantly shit on american cheese for having things that make it easier to melt, but nobody shits on the buns for having 10x the amount of additives just to make it last longer, which is how you know it's a meme

>> No.11269142
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>> No.11269174

>>11269142
probably one of the dumbest things I've ever seen

>> No.11269219
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>>11269174
I shall test that premise

>> No.11269228

>>11269219
that shit should be illegal

>> No.11269241

>>11263108
ah man i was pretty sad when i was catching up on the latest jack videos and saw he had a stroke. He's a menace in the kitchen but quite likeable

>> No.11269274

>>11269142
>I ran out of ideas for what to eat
>I KNOW
>I'll do this gimmicky bullshit out of sheer boredom!
>I am a geneous

>> No.11269281

>>11263108
I'd let his son rape my boipucci

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>> No.11269286

>>11269281
seek mental and sexual assistance, please

>> No.11269297

>>11269284
>chicken
>sausage
>bacon
why do they always have to wrap so much shit up in one dish

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>> No.11269306

>>11268945
>WORLD'S FIRST
That's just an off the shelf 6-axis robot arm you can buy on fucking ebay.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/SVG-ASML-Lithography-865-0003-T01-B-Staubli-Robot-RX60-SCRsvg-with-Warranty/130653211425

>> No.11269308

>>11269301
huh, so thats how you make dumplings

>> No.11269313

>>11269284
Is that quite enough edam cheese? Are you sure?

>> No.11269314

>>11267977
because Mexicans aren't human

>> No.11269315

>>11268324
Reddit

>> No.11269321
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>>11269297
>>11269308
That is an Irish/British delicacy, please be more respectful of other cultures

>> No.11269329

>>11266666

>> No.11269338

>>11268945
>this robot makes more money than you
why live

>> No.11269342

>>11263230
How old do you think he is in this vid?

>> No.11269352

>>11269315
Why do you suppose 4chan is the ennui network?

>> No.11269359

>>11269321
Most American food was borrowed(stolen) from the English. This is cultural appropriation at its worst. We should rather create our own foods from nothing. Like I don't know, cotton candy.. pancakes.

>> No.11269369

>>11263713
CLAMATOOOOO why do messican'ts drown everything in clamato i will never know

>> No.11269373

>>11269241
>quite likeable

no

>> No.11269376

>>11263234
Based filenameposter

>> No.11269382

>>11263713
>savoury snack
>add other savoury things that might go with a savoury snack
>but then let me also add gummie bears and round mini-brownies
what the actual hell

>> No.11269388

>>11269373
He only became "likeayabull" when he had a stroke

>> No.11269390

>>11263081
I heard she was kicked out of Italy for pizza crimes

>> No.11269398

"the blue diamond pan is the strongest metal known to man"
should we sue this advertiser, guise?

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>>11269030

>> No.11269414

>>11269392
>>11269398
why

>> No.11269415

>>11269398
Huh?

>> No.11269429

>>11269415
based huh poster

>> No.11269454

>>11269321
>>11269284
>>11269219
>>11269142
Are all of these gay videos from the same place or is it some cooking-meme?

>> No.11269457
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>>11269454
Tasty, it's an arm of Buzzfeed that makes cooking vids designed to go onto facebook

>> No.11269464

>>11262569
KETOSIS
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S
I
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ENGAGED
N
G
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E
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>> No.11269465

>>11262633
no you dont

>> No.11269471

>>11269457
kthxbai

>> No.11269474

>>11264543
So throw in a match

>> No.11269482

>>11262553
>now you CAN dunk your burger in liquidized cheese-adjacent industrial runoff otherwise termed "cheezit sauce and/or dip"
Yes, I know I CAN do this. But WHY _WOULD_ I do this?

>> No.11269487
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>>11269482

>> No.11269497

>>11266095
looks delicious
would eat with a knife and fork

>> No.11269498

>>11269487
>would you eat this burger
No.

>> No.11269504

>>11269301
that will be 76$ plus tip

>> No.11269508

>>11268268
that faggot looks like a retired soccer player

>> No.11269511

>>11262565
I am a Penile-American and what is this?

>> No.11269513

>>11267465
>asians
>innovative
lel

>> No.11269518

>>11269513
Yeah. There's a reason Silicon Valley is where it is and not in chinkland.

>> No.11269519

>>11268906
That actually looks pretty good.

>> No.11269522

>>11269519
Except for the child slices.

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>> No.11269554
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>> No.11269563

>>11269554
playing with your food is a sin

>> No.11269568
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>> No.11269571
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I submit this thread as evidence

>> No.11269572

>>11266095
why do people not sear their hot dogs?

>> No.11269576

>>11269568
playing with your food is a sin

>> No.11269578

>>11269572
This. They should throw them in the trash instead.

>> No.11269580

>>11269568
Except the fingers will break off in 2 minutes and then you just have blobs of ice

>> No.11269581

>>11269571
Elon Musk got fired from his own company for THIS?

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>>11269576

>> No.11269587

>>11267218
fake af

>> No.11269591

>>11269581
Can you believe it, Hillary?

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>>11269583
>measure veg in cups
>use glasses, bowls and plates to dispense them
>no cups anywhere in the video

>> No.11269598

>>11269583
looks yummy

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>>11269605

>> No.11269613
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>>11269607

>> No.11269614

>>11269563
playing with your foot is a sin

>> No.11269616
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>> No.11269626

>>11269613
This nigga is like on the opposite end of the spectrum compared to Jiro.

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>> No.11269639

>>11269616
I only have 2 hands though not 4 sorry can't make this

>> No.11269645

>>11269634
millennials were a mistake

>> No.11269648
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>> No.11269670

>>11269645
Stop using words you don't know

>> No.11269674

>>11269670
millennials are a mistake

>> No.11269679
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>millennials

>> No.11269696

>>11268268
is he gay

>> No.11269789

>>11269359
Not that I care about cultural appropriation, but isn't cotton candy one of ours?
We've definitely got an array of horrifying carnival foods to call our own even if it isn't.

>> No.11269797

>>11267218
I've got a spare coffee maker... what else can I cook with it? I thought about using it to heat up soups, as in just putting the soup in pot, to heat up on the hot plate.
Never really thought about using the hot water portion of it. Wonder if it would be good for making broths.

>>11269067
Waffle omelette looks pretty good.

>> No.11269836

>>11269063
What fucking retard would need to be taught how to cook a sunny side up egg.

>> No.11269841

>>11269321
delicious, a welsh rarebit with an extra step added for less than no reason.

>> No.11269946

>>11269634
that was actually kinda neat, suck my cock

>> No.11269960

>>11269605
>webm for ants

>> No.11269985

>>11269613
what the fuck
are the cups edible?

>> No.11269992

>>11269583
disgusting

>> No.11270114

>>11269583
>10fps
Dropped

>> No.11270196

>>11269281
>engaging in homosexuality
nah not today no no nah not ever no

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>>11267218
Fucking died at the end

>> No.11270474

>>11269464
kek

>> No.11270560

>>11268542
Street food magician sounds pretty cool tho desu senpai

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>>11269568
>Vodka (optional)
Those were the days.

>> No.11271051
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>>11271021
Vodka is never optional.

>> No.11271062

>>11271051
LA beast is way better than this closet homo

>> No.11271064
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>>11271062
It doesn't have to be a competition.

>> No.11271069

>>11271064
yeah, good point. sorry

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>>11262576