/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11255154
How much have you been drinking yesterday?

>>11255163
had a few steelies

>>11255154
Is that schnitzel?

>>11255167
Country fried steak with sausage gravy.

sorry

Is that waffle house food?.

>>11255154
That looks fantastic.

>>11255154
Ban testing

1 eggy boi with butter my man

coffee
pain au chocolat
a weisswurst with a hard roll and and sweet mustard.
And because I'm in fat bastard mode. big slice of buttered brioche with a dollop of apricot jam.

Unbranded bran flakes with milk and fresh squeezed OJ.

>>11255372
>pain au chocolat
ZE COCOA IT HURT

pumpkin bagel with cream cheese, quick grits with two eggs stirred in
>>11255154
i just moved north and i am going to miss chicken fried steak

>>11255154
Wew

>>11255191
You were btwposting, weren't you you devil

>>11255154
FUCK I want that shit

>>11255731
Pedo

>>11255735
shes 25

>>11255739
so her skype profile says

>>11255670
You can get good country fried steak in the north still. Most breakfast places serve it.

>>11255670
>pumpkin bagel
wrong

>>11255731
looks like you got it at an overpriced restaurant

>>11255739
Pedo

>>11255154
That looks like someone vomited on it.

>>11255755
it was like 11 bucks but it was also NY so not too bad

>>11255670
At least here in Michigan, chicken fried steak is a staple at most diners

>>11255154
Damn! Where can I get this?

There's a place in nebraska that has the best chicken fried steak in all of the US. It's called Kirk's or something

God I miss that place

>>11255154
Lunch?

Store brand honey nut Cheerios, a croissant, and a cup of coffee

Peanut buttwr oats befoew another 12 hr shift

>>11255154
How much work are the hashbrowns? It's a ton of effort to get them good for me.

>>11255154
Those shitty hashbrowns look familiar

Denny’s?

>>11255154
Looks like that very bland girl with big titties and decent ass that turns out to be the best fuck of your life.

God I fucking love chicken fried steak

>>11258091
It's my favorite breakfast but I don't have it very often.

>>11256849
Hashbrowns are easy as hell. Just grate them up and squeeze the moisture out and throw it into a hotpan with some oil and butter

>>11258091
as long as you got a good gravy, I don't think anyone would disagree with you. But good gravy can be hard to find

>>11258125
I agree. the top image I posted was a mutiliated post-meal one had at like 6am at an Ihop one time. it was fine but didnt finish it. the second one was from this diner/bowling alley I have been going to my whole life. amazing gravy and steak there, destroyed that one.

>>11255154
It’s called brunch or lunch, bud

>>11255154
This looks fucking amazing

I like cutting up some hotdogs and crack a few eggs in, its great

>>11255154
Had 1/2 an avocado that had to be used up so I made avocado toast with egg.

For me it's the mchcicken

>>11255372
muh dick

Deutschland oder Österreich?

>>11259487
>raw yolk
RIP Rocky

>>11255731
looks really comfy, i envy you anon

>>11259852
>t. American't

>>11259888
thanks bud hope you have a good day

>>11259487
>runny white stuff

nononononono
bruh, you forgot the cook the fucking egg

>>11255154
Had pic this morning, eggs were made with milk and butter, pretty fluffy, sprinkled cheese on after I got it on the plate.

>>11255953
Any diner in America friend. Come taste Freedom

>>11260510
It's cooked perfect.

>>11260594
it aint cooked it at all

>>11255739
Really

>>11259852
>>11260510
I bet you eat ur eggs crispy

pre breakfast

Was fun, eggs-birch Bender buttermilk pancakes, Brown and serve, deep fried hash brown patties.

>>11255173
>country fried steak
u w0t

>>11261167
>fucking trapfags
fuck off nigger

>>11261472
crazy rave people? sounds fun

>>11255154
Had a bowl of quisp mixed with strawberry pudding. And 5 prunes. Quisp/pudding is seriously delicious, everyone should try it. Captain Crunch is an acceptable (if inferior) substitute.

>>11255731
>that gigantic head
jfc

bagel peanutbeatter capucion.

>>11258343
(You)

>>11261558
Hell yes. Was stupid fun all weekend.

>>11259809
sí

>>11261472

who is that girl? very cute and comfy looking.

>>11261588


>Had a bowl of quisp mixed with strawberry pudding.

the breakfasts of autistic men everywhere.

>>11261542
Also known as a chicken fried steak.
It's a steak... that's been breaded like fried chicken.. and then you guessed it... fried

>>11255154
>be Australian
>7am Saturday
>hungover as usual
>see OP’s pic
>sad that I will never quell my nausea with a plate of such greasy magnificence
Life is pain.

>>11265502
Do you not have cheap stake in aus?

>>11255154
looks good b

>>11255165
PROBABLY TONS.

>>11255154

>>11266226
No, it all gets exported and were left with overpriced shit. I've found Australian produce is cheaper overseas

>>11267022
Used to eat one of these and 2 hash brown every morning. AMA.

>>11255154
post-breakfast

>>11255731
Cindy?

>>11266226
75% of our beef is exported (and not the bottom quality 75% either). What’s left for us is the shittiest meat at ridiculous prices (steak is normally around $28-32 a kilo in the supermarket).
It’s why I’m not participating in all the charity work for the drought stricken farmers in our eastern states. They look after the rest of the world before their own countrymen, so if they need to go begging for a handout, let China and the US bail them out.

I just don't know anymore

>>11255154
Yes daddy spooge your thick sausage gravy all over my biscuits

I made banana muffins. Had 2 for breakfast with some coffee. One oatmeal cinnamon, one chocolate. Were very tasty and only 150 calories each.

Chicken breast, broccoli and sundried tomatoes.

>>11255154

>>11255791
Nobody likes sausage gravy for the looks.

Sausage gravy is pretty gross, and it always gets put on things that wouldn't need to be smothered in gravy in the first place if they weren't prepared by flyovers.

Chorizo, eggs, potatoes, onion & garlic, cheddar in a homemade flour tortilla w/ jalapeno sauce

>>11255154
Based and redpilled

>>11267961
>that mountain of cheese

>>11259552
for breakfast?!

>>11255731
Where the FUCK is the ice in those drinks?

>>11261472
i hate everyone there. i hope you all die

>>11267736
I'm moving and all I've wanted all damn day is a beer

>>11255731
Haha your boyfriends black.

Went downstairs to make eggs on toast twice today. Came up with a bowl of honey and oats cereal the first time, and a cherry pastry the second time.
Why am I so weak willed?

>>11258125
Incidently thats one of the few good things about being in Reno, incredibly easy to find shit food, havent found anyone who cant make a good country gravy in this town though.

I'm staying in Boulder CO right now and I haven't been able to get chief new fried steak anywhere. I can't wait to leave this hippie hellhole.

>>11270718
>chief new
*chicken

I hate phoneposting

Fat American

>>11264278
>sliding along the line between wet runny yolks and barely set yolks
>Full fresh-ground chunks of black pepper
>Clean edge lines on the egg white
>Pan fried potato really properly crisped but not burned and flecks of onion

God what is it like to be a man of such culture, you culinary god damned chad, teach me your ways

>>11268634

Hahaha it's a mountain of tater tots covered in scrambled eggs and a top coat of cheese. It looks like a lot more cheese than it is. But it's fucking tasty asf.

>>11269484

Why does that vase look like it's made of chocolate?

Post® breakfast

>>11255731
Yours looks mediocre, but hers looks like it could be good.

>>11261472
Faggot gathering. Hope a propane tank exploded.

>>11255154
>all those carbs and fat for breakfast
enjoy getting diarrhea at lunchtime

>>11270986
Country time breakfast like this is for real men. it's 6am where he lives. He eats this and then goes out to work in the fields for 10-12 hours, rearing steer, harvesting crops, fixing fences, filling trofts. These are activities for men and he doesn't plan on eating until dinner when he's done with his days work, you probably can't relate.

>>11267736
jesus chrust anon get help

>>11270986
What's with you posters with defective digestive systems that assume everyone else is diseased like them?

>>11255731
yeah but what did her pussy taste like

>>11267323
no
>>11269117
the water was cool enough but yeah i prefer ice water
>>11269194
haha
>>11270966
maybe but im a savory breakfast kind of guy so i always need EGGS
>>11271303
i dont kiss and tell ;)

>>11269179
word but not hate, just dislike the lifestyle they chose

>>11270995
>Country time breakfast like this is for real men
Bbbut my diabetes

>>11270986
id go to a hospital anon

>>11255154
This is one of my all time favorite meals but I can't decide if I like that gravy better on the steak or on some biscuits.

>>11271303
>her

>>11255731
are you posting that to actually brag about your girlfriend?

>>11273419
I just covered her face instead of cropping her out or blocking all of her because the last time i did that it was just a bunch of yous saying i was eating with a fatass and nothing about the food but i guess it was similar this time

>>11273446
You knew exactly what you were doing.

Also she us an awful haircut.

>>11273461
I cant believe anyone normal would brag about having a gf let alone doing so in this site. Nah its pretty cute imo

>>11273461
>us
Has*

>>11255154
Why'd you puke on your Schnitzel?

>>11271531
WHyd you post a picture of yourself?

>>11270718
Its shit here dawg. The only place you can get it is fuking cracker barrel man