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I'm tired of eating. I'm tired of having to cram shit into my mouth every other day and passing out at work or in class when I don't. What's the most tasteless, calorie-dense substance out there? I can handle water in small amounts so powders or liquids would be best.

>> No.11252686

>>11252679
Soylent. It's pretty much just a drink with all your required nutrients per day.

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>>11252679

>> No.11252720

>>11252692
How do so many people not understand the concept of not enjoying the forced chore of putting ground up dead animal flesh and vegetable matter multiple times every day? Do you really just go through life enjoying the same involuntary task over and over again thousands of times in a row?

>> No.11252723

Butter with sugar

>> No.11252727

>>11252720
food tast,e good

>> No.11252745

>>11252727
It's really not that enjoyable. At best some food can reach the levels of a very fleeting and mild recreational drug high.

>> No.11252753

>>11252745
sounds like you're legitimately mentally ill

>> No.11252763

>Goodness gracious, food is such a chore, I have so many better things that I need to do with all the time that I'm wasting sustaining myself

>> No.11252767

Does the Cambridge diet even exist anymore or is it all Soylent now?

>> No.11252776

>>11252753
>You're mentally ill if you don't have an absolute neverending compulsion to shove more food down your throat
This is why we have an obesity epidemic. anon.

>> No.11252777

>>11252753
OP here, that dude isn't me, but you might be right. Either way soylent and pills are still cheaper than therapy.

I'm going to die young anyway, I'd rather not feel sick and dirty all the time on the way there.

>> No.11252780

>>11252776
Struggling with basic survival instincts isn't mental illness?

>> No.11252781

I cant eat unless I am incredibly hungry. So I eat 1 meal a day and spend hours preparing it. Nothing better than a 2500cal meal everyday

>> No.11252782

>>11252777
>sick and dirty
Were you raped, anon?

>> No.11252784

>>11252763
You need to defecate to live too. Do you spend all your free time getting off on how great shitting feels?

>> No.11252785

>>11252679
>What's the most tasteless, calorie-dense substance out there?
Lasagna without seasoning.

>> No.11252788

>>11252784
>Do you spend all your free time getting off on how great shitting feels?
>he doesn't

>> No.11252790

>>11252784
yeah, I can bask in the afterglow of a great double whammy (poop and piss) for up at 40 mins

>> No.11252795

>>11252780
I survive just fine, it's people addicted to food who have most of the health problems. Not even close really. My not reacting to food as a drug doesn't keep me from getting nutrition or caloried. I jidt don't get that much pleasure out of it, same as all the other chores I don't like but still keep up with.

>> No.11252806

water, vitamins, and olive oil

>> No.11252808

Have you tried eating real food?

>> No.11252814

Anon, you never told us if you were raped... It's OK if you were, nothing to be ashamed of.

>> No.11252839

>>11252777
You are dumb as a motherfucker
The reason you feel sick, dirty and depressed is because you haven't sorted your life out and you're stuck in a loop

The way to get back the will to keep going is to fix your body and brain because those are the only things that motivate you and keep you going. If your brain is messed up and body not taken care of, you'll be a fucking wreck.
Start exercising, eat good food, lots of protein and vitamins, spend lots of time outdoors. These simple things will make you thrive, but the question is are you willing to do these things and fix yourself?
Stop wallowing in in your dark box and get your shit together.

>> No.11252860

>>11252776
>>11252795

>Enjoying food is the same as being a food obsessed ham beast.

Now you're just being silly. If eating is a chore, there's shit wrong with you. If eating is all you do, there's shit wrong with you.

>> No.11252873

>>11252782
Nah. Molested by a babysitter when I was 12, but who wasn't? That was years before food started being a problem anyway.

>>11252839
I don't want to be some paragon of physical and mental transcendence. I just want to be a little bit comfortable now and then.

>> No.11252890

>>11252873
>Molested by a babysitter
It's OK, anon, it's time to let go... Let out any tears you have... It's OK to feel...

>> No.11252936

>>11252890
lmao XD

>> No.11252937

>>11252785
Underrated

>> No.11253477

>>11252936
.......
EPIC......

>> No.11254912

I used to be like op, it was because I'm lactose intolerant and very sensitive to sugar to the point a single candy bar made me sleepy, so I couldn't eat any junk food.

Every Italian and French dish is just layers of expensive cheese and I got really depressed. I was eating steel cut oats and getting sick from even putting peanut butter i, I was a fucking mess. I was eating very little and even though I was doing a shitty manual labor job I was skinny as a Fucking twig.

I still can't find a tasty recipes for the morning that doesn't have dairy and sugar. Now all my food is salty and spicy. Honestly I live off of eggs and hot sauce desu

>> No.11254915

>>11252720
If you don't enjoy a process that is necessary to continue existence then you have a mutation that is not evolutionarily beneficial and should not pass genes to the next generation. Imagine if you didn't enjoy breathing, drinking (water), sleeping. It's seriously not hard to just make and eat something quickly, kys fgt.