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>yfw your gf asks for another plate

>> No.11251087

>>11251084
Honey you had enough. Now hit weight watchers okay?

>> No.11251090

>>11251084
Fertile hips

>> No.11251092

I remember when I was like 11 my dad called me fat. Caused me to unknowingly become anorexic and almost die.

>> No.11251096

>>11251092
poor baby

>> No.11251098

>>11251092
Good

>> No.11251099

>>11251096
Meh, I wasn't even aware that I was or what it even was until teachers and my parents approached me.

>> No.11251100

>>11251092
Goddamn, women are useless.

>> No.11251102

>>11251084
Other way around. My gf keeps feeding me because she wants me to have a "dad body".

>> No.11251104
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>>11251100
>not eating when you're 11 years old makes you useless
Huh?

>> No.11251105

>>11251084
>let's cuddle then you can have another plate

>> No.11251107
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>> No.11251116

>>11251092
my dude just wanted to be able to drink the grocery money in peace

>> No.11251125

>>11251116
I really didn't even at much to begin with, I was just really short and lazy.

>> No.11251139

>>11251104
>Taking a comment your daddy made so seriously that it disabled you makes you useless

>> No.11251144

>>11251139
I was 11 man, it's whatever.

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>>11251125
This isn't your blog fuck off

>> No.11251151

>>11251149
Nah.

>> No.11251161

Sure baby, we're gonna work off them extra calories tonight.
Goddamn woman, you are built like a brick shithouse.

>> No.11251168

>>11251092
I bet you’re fat again now aren’t you landwhale?

>> No.11251172

>>11251125
Post your big fat tits, tubby

>> No.11251173

>>11251168
Woah, careful, man. You'll probably make her anorexic again.

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>>11251144
Woman to woman, get over him and yourself before you end up in a party van. Underconfident bitches are always the first to go, and despite what tumblr told you, being a hewpwess wesbian who begs for validation and cookies 6 times a day isn't sexy.