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>tfw mother is fucking TERRIFIED of cholesterol
She has convinced herself that eggs are the least healthy food in existence, she is 400lbs and says that its because 'she ate a bad omellette without the cholesterol cooked out so it has clogged my belly for the last 20 years' and she believes this with sincerity. she won't let anyone bring eggs into the house. even easter eggs which she insists have cholesterol added to make them more egg like

>> No.11246699

>>11246695
Cool where do you live?

>> No.11246701

You should unironically send your mother to a mental health professional

>> No.11246702

hahahaha, this can't be real

>> No.11246704

Have her see a psychologist.

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>>11246695

Kill her and be free

>> No.11246730

>>11246695
I genuinely can't believe this. You can't be her offspring and have the intelligence to upload a picture and solve a captcha on 4chan.
Unless you're adopted, or she suffered brain damage at some point I guess.

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>>11246705
This but unironically.

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>> No.11246777

>>11246695
Lmao is she a Boomer?

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>>11246704
This.

>>11246702
Also, this. All frogposters are larping. Report all frog/feels posters for "Avatar" rule breaking in the drop down menu.

>> No.11246802

>>11246781
Kill yourself newfag

>> No.11246806

>>11246781
>fighting a battle that was lost over 2 years ago
You're not going to survive here, newfriend.

>> No.11246808

>>11246802
>>11246806
>his avatar use is now banned and he's super mad about it

kek

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>> No.11246820

>>11246808
Do you know what happens to people who announce reports?

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>>11246808
>he does it for free

>> No.11246824

>>11246701
>send your mother to a mental health professional
This.

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>>11246695
Make her these for Christmas
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/santa-deviled-eggs/amp/?source=images

>> No.11246841

Saturated fats, trans fats, and refined carbs increase serum cholesterol and atherosclerotic risk
https://academic.oup.com/ajcn/article/77/5/1146/4689813

Dietary cholesterol increases LDL oxidation
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/10704618/

Dietary cholesterol increases serum cholesterol, a meta analysis.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/1534437/

The progression of cholesterol and atherosclerosis
https://www.ahajournals.org/doi/pdf/10.1161/01.cir.0000103664.47406.49

Saturated fats impair antioxidative properties of HDL and disrupt endothelial function
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/16904539/

Coconut oil is as horrible as butter for LDL cholesterol and serum lipids
http://www.jlr.org/content/36/8/1787.full.pdf

Meta analysis claiming saturated fats are harmless is seriously misleading
https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/2014/03/19/dietary-fat-and-heart-disease-study-is-seriously-misleading/

Egg consumption increases LDL levels and LDL oxidation
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/9001684/

>b-b-but muh keto soccer mom bloggers!
Retarded shitheads

>> No.11246856

>>11246841
Imagine being this autistic

>> No.11246876

>>11246856
You don’t have to

>> No.11246894

>>11246820
No one announced a report ITT.

>> No.11246896

>>11246695
Give her the old lickeroo.

>> No.11246900

>>11246695
Is there even real proof Cholesterol even exist? Like has anybody ever actually seen it? Or is it just a theory

>> No.11246910

Sounds like she's neck deep in an eating disorder

Send help for her

>> No.11247028

>>11246900
>>11246900
"The weight of the brain in the human increases from ~360 g in the newborn to ~1400 g (21.5 g/kg) in the adult (C), during which time the content of cholesterol increases from ~2,700 mg to ~32,200 mg (490 mg/kg)"

>> No.11247051

Fuck off
>>/ck/thread/10961501

>> No.11247111

>>11246701
This. I am a former fatty and theres 2 kinds.
>1. Pathetic slobs with 0 will to live and get fat
Me, before changing my life.
>2. People with serious debilitating mental illnesses and psychological issues galore
Your mother needs help, she is not well.