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What dish should I cook if I want to drop a girl's panties and sex her? Pic semi-related.

>> No.11245359

Big hard sausages in white sauce. Gets the juices flowing

>> No.11245362

Something impressive, also helps if she likes it

>> No.11245365

>>11245355
If you are asking here, you won't get any.

>> No.11245371

>>11245355
Just try to rape her and then run for the Supreme Court like a normal person.

>> No.11245378

>>11245355
Women love chicken

>> No.11245514

>>11245371
in ten years or so im gonna run as a republican for whatever office is available and when im about to win women will claim that i raped them then i will admit to it so nobody thinks i was a virgin in highschool(was and still am)

>> No.11245519

>>11245514
Honestly, if he just admitted to it and said he was deeply ashamed of it and was sorry and has since developed as a person, he would already be in the clear.

>> No.11245523

>>11245519
im also thinking about cutting off my balls

>> No.11245524

>>11245362
>also helps if she likes it
Thoughts on preparing something she hates and forcing her to eat it? Might help set the scene

>> No.11245532

>>11245524
women have no sense of taste
they will literally eat something if another girl says its good
my sister will taste something and say she likes it then change her mind if my mom doesn't like it

>> No.11245535

>>11245524
I suggest a bowl of eggs

>> No.11245537

>>11245535
This. She doesn't have to talk, but she does have to eat them all.

>> No.11245538

>>11245532
but who convinced your mom?

>> No.11245540
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>>11245537

>> No.11245542

>>11245355
>drop a girl's panties
oatmeal with prunes and strawberries topped with ground flaxseed and a tall glass of coffee with a splash of milk does the trick for me

>> No.11245545
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>>11245535
Thanks

>> No.11245546

Just make sure the dish has a fancy name and you're fine.
>Spaghetti Carbonara? Woah that's a lot of vowels. Must be good.

>> No.11245551

>>11245540
>>11245545
Huh?

>> No.11245557
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>>11245551

>> No.11245569
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>>11245557

>> No.11245573

>>11245569
kek

>> No.11245951

oysters

>> No.11247542

>>11245535
>>11245537
>>11245540
>>11245545
>>11245557
>>11245569
>r*ddit memes

>> No.11247548

>>11247542
How does Reddit get away with claiming everything as its own?