My gf made this for me. Thoughts?

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Anonymous Sun Sep 23 20:25:58 2018 No.11243894 [Reply] [Original]

My gf made this for me. Thoughts?

>>	Based phone poster Sun Sep 23 20:28:13 2018 No.11243906 File: 562 KB, 133x128, 1537386407635.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11243894 Oh boy. Yellow fever thread ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 20:28:16 2018 No.11243907 Do you have any photos of your gf?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 20:28:26 2018 No.11243908 Pretty pretentious presentation, looks yummy

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 20:29:32 2018 No.11243914 >>11243894 How hard did you use the bike pump on her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 20:29:36 2018 No.11243915 Marry her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 20:30:03 2018 No.11243916 >>11243894 Looks nice but fuck chopsticks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 20:31:50 2018 No.11243922 A bae

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 20:32:56 2018 No.11243933 >plastic noodle >dog poop >salmonella no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 20:33:15 2018 No.11243937 I think she did good, but I’m a little upset that there isn’t more broth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 20:34:23 2018 No.11243940 god i want to fuck a asian girl so bad

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 20:34:53 2018 No.11243942 >>11243940 I bet if we teamed up we could make it happen

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 20:34:57 2018 No.11243943 needs more noodles and broth, less bean sprouts. and interesting bowl

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 20:35:58 2018 No.11243947 i would have liked my beansprouts slightly less cooked and the egg not broken but for even doing this shes kinda a keeper just make sure shes not too crazy though, asian girls get clingy

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 20:36:59 2018 No.11243952 >>11243916 t. fat clumsy butter fingers

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 20:37:21 2018 No.11243953 Send her over here, when it don't work out for you guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 20:37:34 2018 No.11243957 >>11243940 Go on a holiday to the Philippines

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 20:39:50 2018 No.11243968 >>11243940 Get ready, they're generally sopping wet down there, so there's that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 20:43:36 2018 No.11243985 >>11243957 >Philippines Brown asians are shit-tier though. They're crazy like the yellow ones but not nearly as hot

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 20:50:15 2018 No.11244014 >>11243894 can't add more broth because those fucking retarded bowls have holes for the chopsticks. hope that the pretentious presentation is worth it

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 20:51:45 2018 No.11244022 not good enough yet. Get her to soak her stinky pale feet in it for extra flavor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 22:47:16 2018 No.11244553 File: 1.55 MB, 2048x3645, 1530891340022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where do I find an Asian wife?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 22:49:58 2018 No.11244564 >estrogensticks real men eat with their bare hands

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 22:57:20 2018 No.11244581 >>11243894 Looks dry and bland but the real tragedy is you went to the trouble of making two bowls just to lie on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 22:57:59 2018 No.11244583 >>11243894 She's a weeb

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 22:58:16 2018 No.11244585 >>11243894 Nice Buddha Bowls

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 23:00:42 2018 No.11244594 >>11243894 pretty sure thats aborted fetus soup

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 23:00:43 2018 No.11244595 >>11243906 She’s white.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 23:01:19 2018 No.11244596 >>11243894 Stupid fucking bowls

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 23:02:10 2018 No.11244597 Beef looks a tad overdone and not enough broth, but I'd still eat it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 23:02:34 2018 No.11244599 >>11244595 so you're yellow

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 23:03:38 2018 No.11244600 >>11243894 Why did she make you two bowls and give you two chopsticks?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 23:06:50 2018 No.11244609 >>11244597 that's definitely pork, but yeah it looks dry

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 23:09:37 2018 No.11244616 >>11244609 Not him but looks like beef to me

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 23:10:31 2018 No.11244618 >>11244616 Not him but looks like seitan

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 23:11:32 2018 No.11244624 >>11244595 How does it feel knowing she appropriated culture?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 23 23:15:22 2018 No.11244638 >>11244595 does she have coloured hair and a nose ring?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 00:53:13 2018 No.11244988 >>11243940 >god i want to fuck a girl so bad Ftfy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 00:54:05 2018 No.11244990 >>11244595 No wonder it looks so shitty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 00:55:53 2018 No.11244996 >>11244595 fucking yikes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 01:01:47 2018 No.11245021 >>11244595 How many bbcs has she taken? Be honest

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:41:35 2018 No.11246224 >>11244595 Umm... cultural appropriation much?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:42:50 2018 No.11246231 >>11243894 I hope she fucks good coz she cooks shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:44:29 2018 No.11246239 >>11243947 Nigga please. She a fat white bitch who does slut walk to feel empowered for being fat and unattractive while eating herself to death.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 10:21:25 2018 No.11246342 >>11244599 >>11244624 >>11244638 >>11244990 >>11244996 >>11245021 >>11246224 Motherfucking based and motherfucking redpilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 10:26:04 2018 No.11246355 >>11243894 My wife basically never cooks, but yesterday she made home made ramen yesterday. It was nice to be in the kitchen together. She chopped the veg for the broth and I filleted some chicken thighs for the bones. It worked out really good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 10:28:15 2018 No.11246359 >>11243894 Looks dry and shitty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 10:34:25 2018 No.11246378 >>11243894 why would you not just use chopstick rests if you want to be a stupid fucking weeb? better yet, you could literally put the chopsticks over any normal bowl

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 10:39:03 2018 No.11246391 >>11243894 >dating a weeb >being a weeb yourself jesus christ...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 10:45:08 2018 No.11246408 Did she cut the egg in half with her teeth?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 11:47:38 2018 No.11246562 >>11243894 Joking aside Green onion too large. Meat too old looking. Egg not so good. Would love to try that bean sprouts tho Hopefully the broth is pork bone ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 12:40:14 2018 No.11246711 >>11243894 Break up with her. Immediately. What is that supposed to be? Does she have a syndrome?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 12:45:33 2018 No.11246726 >ITT /pol/ takes over a thread about overcooked beef, underseasoned noodles and flat out depressing celery Never change 4chan; less nip-moot might expect you to move out soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 12:54:09 2018 No.11246748 >>11243942 If you are an asian woman then yes, we can make it happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 12:58:23 2018 No.11246764 >>11246726 /pol/ is 4Chan. Deal with it.

Anonymous Mon Sep 24 13:00:44 2018 No.11246769

>>11246764
I remember when you cucks used to be /news/,
And you're not /pol/; it's a polarizing change in peoples abilities to express their opinion.
It started with niceties and people being flat out racist in videogames and now they've learned to use that as a fuel. On an anonymous website no one is the culprit.
I just hope generations can learn to take responsibility for what destabilization in culture they've done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 14:03:33 2018 No.11246987 >>11243894 >used her own cunt flaps for the ingredient well she tried OP, that's more than you can say about most women

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 17:50:45 2018 No.11247850 >>11243906 FPBP

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 19:22:21 2018 No.11248215 File: 27 KB, 600x576, 1534739093143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quality thread with quality answers. Hope you got what you want OP.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 20:00:55 2018 No.11248366 https://www.crateandbarrel.com/kai-noodle-soup-bowl/s428772

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 20:06:51 2018 No.11248387 File: 1.69 MB, 2096x3000, 1537820413800.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 21:12:33 2018 No.11248629 >>11244014 Do you really need the bowl to be full to the brim with broth?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 21:17:06 2018 No.11248646 >>11248387 op your thread is shit just like that pathetic excuse for ramen

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 21:21:41 2018 No.11248662 >>11248387 >Galko >slut

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 22:38:00 2018 No.11248993 >>11248387 I'll roll

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 22:42:16 2018 No.11249012 File: 54 KB, 530x530, 10 sided dice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11248387

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 23:45:12 2018 No.11249255 >>11248387 bored af

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 23:51:16 2018 No.11249283 >>11248387 ROLLING

>>	Wuhan Traveller Mon Sep 24 23:55:46 2018 No.11249298 File: 66 KB, 1080x1440, WeChat Image_20180922203835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11243906 What's wrong with Yellow Fever? I have never met a man who didn't have preferences.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 23:57:18 2018 No.11249303 >>11248387 I don't like myself anyways

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 23:57:59 2018 No.11249307 >>11249303 One point for The Slut: Convert into Tomboy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 23:58:05 2018 No.11249308 >>11248387 roll

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 00:09:08 2018 No.11249339 >>11248387 let me be true to life please

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 00:13:56 2018 No.11249349 >>11248387 R O L L

>>	Wuhan Traveller Tue Sep 25 00:47:02 2018 No.11249442 >>11244553 Asia

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 01:02:35 2018 No.11249482 >>11248387 rollio

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 01:03:53 2018 No.11249487 >>11248387 sure

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 01:10:32 2018 No.11249503 >>11249487 Oh cool i got the tomboy. Always wanted to date one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 01:15:10 2018 No.11249514 >>11243894 Transform her into pure beauty. Eat her heart to capture part of her soul. Make a suit of her skin and become her. Be beautiful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 01:52:38 2018 No.11249653 >>11248387 OKAY THEN

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 02:15:07 2018 No.11249773 >>11248387 roll

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 02:23:42 2018 No.11249800 >>11248387 getting 00 most likely

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 07:46:51 2018 No.11250556 >>11248387 Rollin'

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 07:47:55 2018 No.11250559 >>11250556 Fucking landwhales.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 07:48:03 2018 No.11250561 >>11249442 this

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 12:27:47 2018 No.11251361 >>11248387 roll

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 12:29:50 2018 No.11251365 >>11243894 waifu material

Anonymous Tue Sep 25 12:42:10 2018 No.11251386

I can't work chopsticks to pick up a single piece of sushi even after training with youtube videos, friends and family showing me and observing people in the local sushi shop. It feels like my bones are going the wrong way and it reaches a near cramp like state after a while. I have no known dexterity problems with my fingers and frequently work with very small and fidgety parts successfully.

I just can't create a jaw like movement while holding the sticks over each other. They just keep crossing over the sides of each other so I slip with the pieces I clumsily grab. Any good way to explain or visualize what I might be missing?

>>	Frost Tue Sep 25 12:53:30 2018 No.11251418 File: 17 KB, 208x300, 1537340052026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11243906 White 3dpd trash on suicide watch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 13:09:44 2018 No.11251468 >>11248387 rolloroni

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 16:58:19 2018 No.11252287 File: 576 KB, 830x1000, 1537402102349.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11248387 Please please please give me 7 I love Tom boys

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 16:59:56 2018 No.11252298 File: 373 KB, 220x220, 1537631639298.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11249800 >>11249487 >>11252287 Chicken dinner

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 17:07:52 2018 No.11252333 >>11248387 Jesus, why would anyone want anything other than Slut or Dumpy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 20:25:53 2018 No.11253119 >>11248387 rolling for class rep

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 20:35:16 2018 No.11253162 >>11248387 Didn't read that wall of text but rollin

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 20:39:48 2018 No.11253180 Bitch took all the broth

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 21:09:36 2018 No.11253295 >>11248387 rolling

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 21:38:17 2018 No.11253393 >>11244624 >>11244638 >>11244990 >>11244996 >>11245021 >>11246224 Cringe

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 21:53:06 2018 No.11253449 File: 3 KB, 122x125, Vegitarian.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11248387 Let's do this niggers

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 21:56:51 2018 No.11253464 >>11248387 rolll

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 22:00:34 2018 No.11253488 >>11248387 Fashionable Dumpy GF is top tier

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 22:02:21 2018 No.11253498 >>11248387 hmmmm....

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 22:03:37 2018 No.11253506 >>11248387 How is turning into a manslut a penalty point? Rolling for greatness

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 22:06:27 2018 No.11253511 >>11253498 If I had to pick one I'd pick the one I got.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 22:30:12 2018 No.11253585 >>11248629 What the hell kind of a question is that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 22:36:05 2018 No.11253602 >>11249298 Where's your 4chan pass?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 04:35:31 2018 No.11254616 >>11248387 rawling

Anonymous Wed Sep 26 04:56:17 2018 No.11254666

>>11246726
how would you make ramen broth beef without overcooking it?? i mean you could make the broth first and put a steak ontop but i don't think that's the point?
what do you mean under seasoned? you don't see garnish? the flavor should be in the broth

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 04:58:46 2018 No.11254672 >>11243894 >My gf nice larp

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 05:04:33 2018 No.11254681 >>11248387

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 05:10:57 2018 No.11254689 >>11243894 Honestly the average woman is dog shit at cooking and can barely make processed frozen/shelfed foods presentable so I'm not really impressed but at least you aren't with a completely worthless woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 05:19:23 2018 No.11254703 >>11248387 the dumpy one is pretty much myself. who came up with this shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 05:27:58 2018 No.11254713 >>11248387

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 05:31:54 2018 No.11254719 >>11243894 Need more broth. Ditch those bowls and put the chopstick on the bowl like a normal person. Or, if you insist on being pretentious, get proper chopstick holders.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 05:33:44 2018 No.11254723 >>11248387 No thanks, I prefer adults. Maybe you've heard of them?

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