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She might be the most perfect woman you've ever seen. Slightly damaged, slightly vunerable. Slim waist, tight crotch and highly fashionable footwear. She bends down in front of you, revealing her soft, fuzzy cleavage. you stare longingly, as if you're determined to touch, or even place your now fully erect manhood between the two beautiful, bulging bags of milk. You think of all the positions you've learned, and which one she might enjoy the most. You're microjizzing mentally and physically. Suddenly, she asks you which sauce you would like. This thrusts you back into reality and you must make your decision immediately. You must choose immediately so that she thinks you've been debating which sauce you would like over the last 30 seconds and not contemplating entering her with or without consent. She asks you again, in her beautiful, deep, almost father-like voice... "which sauce would you like to try, Honey?"
>choose wisely /ck/

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>>11236298
honey is not a sauce, foolish wench, this is why I do not consort with females you will not receive a tip.

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Careful. She's on her period.

>> No.11236309

>>11236298
I'll take ranch sauce

>> No.11236330

>>11236298
Just water. Do you charge for lemon?

>> No.11236561

>caring about a woman’s footwear
looks like ur gay