/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11232592
Some leftover pulled pork from like a week ago or something. Smells alright.

>>11232597
Diced it. I want to mix it with the ground beef but the texture isn't right.

>>11232600
Added some coarse salt as an abrasive and kept dicing and mashing. Repeated this for 2 minutes until I got a decent paste. Smashed pig paste. Yum.

>>11232592
>"I don't know what the fuck I'm doing" edition.
What's the purpose of a cook-along if it is not demonstrating excellence?

>>11232605
In the bowl with the beef. At this point I'm hoping they mix well.

>>11232609
Fork was fucking useless to mix with so I got in there with my hands and combined it.

>>11232615
Weighed it.

>>11232622
Portioned it. Averaged out to 6.3oz a piece.

>>11232626
Flattened balls into rectangles.

>>11232630
Had a leftover cheese mixture that I used like a week ago or something to stuff jalapenos with. I think it was Cream Cheese and shredded Monterrey Jack mixed together. Looks alright, smells alright.

>>11232635
Spread the cheese mixture onto the meat square.
>>11232607
I dunno man, if it alleviates even one anons boredom, I'll be happy.

>>11232645
Added the hot dogs and rolled them up.

>>11232650
Looks like literal turds on a baking sheet, but can't quit now.

>>11232652
Had these two which have been sitting in my fridge for about a month. Went with Sweet Baby Rays which seemed better suited for what (I think) I'm doing.

>>11232663
Mixed a couple of tablespoons of yellow mustard to the BBQ sauce.

>>11232652
good grief OP

>>11232666
Check these trips.

Basted them with sauce mixture and threw them in the oven at 450° for 20 mins.

>>11232645
It alleviates my boredom, OP. gonna watch this thread while I cook and eat my storebought pizza hawaii

>>11232672
TRIGGER WARNING FOR FOOD GORE.
JESUS FUCK.

I may have overdone it on the cheese.

awwww mom, puss filled lumps of poop for dinner AGAIN?!

>>11232680
lord have mercy on your soul

>>11232680
Looks marginally better when plated. I reheated some 4 day old mashed potatoes too. I wish I had some vegetables on hand. Some roasted broccoli would be good with it.

>>11232688
Lastly, here's your typical douche millennial "money shot".

It tastes exactly like you'd expect. Not bad, not great. At least it gives me some consolation that I reused older leftovers so they didn't go to waste. Food poisoning can suck my dick.

Although at the time of this post, I have already finished the plate and I have a slight stomach ache. I'm hoping its just a reaction of my wimpy stomach to all the protein and fat.

>>11232712
you should sign up to compete on chopped.

>>11232723
Yeah, I can only imagine walking up to the judges table.

>"Judges, I present to you my dish: BBQ shit logs and old potatoes"

Meanwhile, Alex Guarnaschelli glares at me silently while Aarón Sanchez curses God under his breath in Spanish.

>>11232645
>I dunno man, if it alleviates even one anons boredom, I'll be happy.
My boredom is alleviated!

>>11232858
Mission accomplished then. Hope your weekend is great!

>>11232688
Thank you OP. Even though now I know there is no God after witnessing your abomination, Along with your give a fuck attitude, I did enjoy your thread better than 95% of threads on /ck/.

This is the last thing I made, Idr if I posted it.

Chicken alfredo with bread crumbs I made from toast. The garlic bread is store bought.

I've been sick the last few days, eating nothing but Popsicles and soup.

>>11233030
>eating nothing but Popsicles and soup.
Sounds awful. Any cravings? I know whenever I'm sick, I always think about what I want to eat when I get better.

>>11234217
Yes, I ate all my pickles and drank the brine.

I crave that stuff when I'm dehydrated or hungover.

>>11232592
I live in Colorado too. It was rainy yesterday. Wanna be friends?

>>11232607
>demonstrating excellence
>4chan
>demonstrating excellence
huh

meat mixed with meat and then rolled around a meat stick. its the amerishart way
ohhhh saaaay can you seeee

enjoyed the thread

good job op

hope the diarrhea burns only a little bit

>>11234252
hey I live in western europe and it's also rainy here, can we be friends ?

Yes. Let's share frogs

>>11232592
Based Krogerbro

>>11232607
>Himalayan frisbeegolf forum
>"excellence"

>>11232663
Kansas City Private selection bbq is actually the best one.

Sensationally based cookingAnon is based

>>11232680
>food gore

I would eat all that even the foil and pan

>>11233030
Live healthier dude who the fuck is that sick in September?

>>11234275
Not that anon but sure

>>11232645
Im stuck on a train so perfect thread for me

>>11234275
I live in western canada. It was rainy with some snow today.