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>be me
>22 and full of stupid
>start working at a bar kitchen
>first day, get to try amazing food, and am taught how to make a lot of stuff
>boss to me "hey anon can you make our signature coleslaw for me"
>make base spices, get bag of coleslaw
rarted.exe
>try to open bag of slaw like a bag of chips
>coleslaw explodes like a teenager who hadn't choked their monkey in 2 months
>"it's all good man it happens, can you clean the make table?"
>starts cleaning make table
rarted.exe
>cuts hand open on side of table, bleeds everywhere
>somehow am not fired on first day
>fast-forward a year
>kinda good in kitchen now, and now how to make everything well, know whole menu by heart
>am making chezburg
>drop cheese while trying to put it on burg, drops towards charbroil grill
rarted.exe
>reflexes kick in and I try to catch cheese, slamming my hand on the grill in the process
>burns part of hand so bad my skin melted off that portion
>mfw

Why am I this stupid

>> No.11231175

you're getting better everyday anon
remember that 22/23 is still quite young
many people are never even adequate at anything in their lives at age 40
keep working hard!!

>> No.11231241
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11231241

>>11231163

You got heart, kid. That’s what counts.

>> No.11231261

I think I can accredit most of my kitchen injuries to being either tired or just in a rhythm. When my kids ask me about my scars I will shudder and think of that salamander.

>> No.11232784

>>11231163
Note to self, dont eat at bars or places where young white males are in the kitchen