/ck/ - Food & Cooking

British cuisine really hit its stride during WWII, when there was basically nothing to eat but beans, eggs, and... beans and eggs

>>11227602
Boiled egg incased in breaded meat, pretty self explanatory

>>11227602
looks delicious

>>11227602
Actually looks like a nice and east breakfast.

>>11227602
Bong cuisine really is shaping up to be the worst in the world.

>>11227606
...that is made of egg and sausage

bong food bad

>>11227602
We like eggs. They bind our guts up a bit and stop us shitting ourselves when we’re out shopping. You fat cunts should try it sometime.

>>11227655
You wouldn't have to back yourself up if you didn't eat fucking baked beans with everything you cave men.

>>11227678
>fibre=laxative
dumb burger

>>11227717
>beans + toast = autism

>>11227611

>>11227731
Makes a decent grilled cheese.

>>11227602
Scotch Egg. It's a soft boiled egg, wrapped in sausage, coated in breadcrumbs then fried or baked till crispy outside and cooked through. It can be eaten hot as an appetizer, room temp as a picnic food, or cold at 2 am naked in front of your refrigerator.

>>11227678
>only comeback is a completely false equivalent
You cunts need to stop shooting up your schools and try to learn something.

>>11227733
Says
>grilled
Means
>fried
How’s that diabetes coming along, shitpants?

>>11227606
Eggs were rationed in WW2.
Retard.

>>11227731
cheese is not a cuisine

>>11227606
>eggs were commonly consumed in Britain during word war 2
This is exactly the level of ignorance and stupidity I’ve come to expect from this board.

Scotch Egg is the food of kings you fucking scum. I have lived outside the heavenly shores of Britain for five years and it is the only thing I miss

>>11227778

>>11227602
Scottish eggs dipped in mustard are quite possibly the best breakfast food ever invented

>>11227602
American here, this looks good. Why are you such a hater?

>>11227609
it is

>>11227818
>Scottish eggs
Kek.
Retard.

>>11227765
Ok
>>11227769
No problems.

>>11227821
It's cool and trendy to shit on British food on this board

>>11227883
That is because bong food is shit.

>>11227889
Never gets old my man

>>11227889
bongs BTFO

>>11227609
They are

me an me mate ed always be havin this inna morn thas why is steady eddies eggy bready ready brekkie

>>11228232
based

>>11228232
3+1 is 4 that's quick maths

>>11228260
Oi mate betta shut ya mouth wit that science shit. I'll deck ya I fuckin swear

To all sharters itt: You know damn well amerifats would love scotch eggs, stop pretending.

t. shartlard

>>11228300
Nice try bong

Bong here, they're not even as good as they look. The meat/breading tastes like cardboard.

>>11228318
Use better sausage then. Just because the ones you got were shit doesn't mean they're all like that.

>>11228318
>thinking ASDA is the pinnacle of quality
kys

Just made this today

>>11227602
Sloppy joe

>>11227889
I guess you must be right, if only we had more hamburgers here.

>>11228506
>sour cream and pickles on a sloppy joe

>>11228506
Haven't had one since elementary school. I really need it bros

>>11227889
no it isn't
you're probably just a seething foreigner who got bullied by us at some point in history, so you just take out your frustrations on our food because you literally don't have any other arguments against us

>>11227814
I have literally never seen canned chicken except for on the internet.
t. Amerifat

>>11228660
I have seen it in a shop selling American products. Therefore Americans must love it.
t. Bong

>>11227602
This actually looks bretty tasty

>>11228660
Usually next to canned tuna/clams etc.

>>11228677
It's all over the world, dummy.

>>11228591
You're absolutely right, unfortunately all you have is kebab.

>>11228660
My dad loves potted chicken sandwiches. He also got me into looking spam when I was a little kid. I used to always make spam, eggs, and grits for us on Saturday mornings.

>>11228804
Why did you do that?

>>11227602
Scotch egg. They're absolutely delicious.

>>11229175
So it's a meatball with a hard boiled egg in it?

>>11229203
Boiled egg wrapped in sausage.

>>11228636
>don't have any other arguments against us
Well, now that you mention it, most bong men are ponces and the "women" look like reptilian aliens.

>>11227889
t. 1980's comedian

>>11229203
The best one I've eaten used a perfectly soft-boiled egg, had a soft, seasoned ground pork body, and a crispy, browned, bread-crumb coated surface. I ate it in Ireland on a business trip, and was extremely impressed - I haven't found another as good since (though I've only tried two).

>>11227602
You're literally eating the same thing as those McDonalds breakfast sandwiches.

>>11229319
>N-n-n-ooo! It's not the same amerilard

>>11229508
The Scottish have no right to insult other peoples' obesity.

>>11229099
Because it's delicious?

>>11228749
Kebab is great. So is curry. So is all the other exotic food we have here. What’s your point 56%er? It’s pretty funny when mutts get racist.

>>11229527
Obesity rate in Scotland: 29%

https://www.gov.scot/Topics/Statistics/Browse/Health/TrendObesity

Obesity rate in US: 40%

https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/adult.html

Hmmm, really makes you think, sharty!

>>11229606
It's mostly the inbred sister fucking flyovers, you can ignore them, they're more and more irrelevant as Nov. will demonstrate.

>>11229606
>Kebab is great
Oh sweaty, you have no idea what you're eating.

>>11229635
Oh november is going to be great. There will be a subreddit for you to run and cry to after the election. Just make sure you stay there seeing as that's where you came from.

whats the deal with airline food??
haha im here all night

>>11227602
>wtf is this shit?
>everyone (including sharters) explains that scotch eggs are god-tier
Do all your moronic threads backfire like this? Have you considered euthanasia?

>>11229676
Bong food is just as bad as American food. The only difference is bongs don't realize it yet.

>>11229636
Nobody asked you, dyke

>>11229691
t. passportless travelet

>>11229699
>>11229702

Well now that UK is a muslim country, pork sausage will soon be a thing of the past unless you apply for a permit at the place you go to get your TV license.

>>11227602
They're fucking god tier. They're even in Japanese school lunch once a month.

>>11228475
A bit under-cooked, no?

>>11229708
That's a good point. I guess they'll have to wrap kebab meat around an apple or something disgusting like that. They are the experts after all.

>>11229622

We have way more niggers and Mexicans. They are incredibly obese as a people due to the low quality food they eat. Whites are generally physiucally "fit" as a people, and as everyone knows, white people are the only people that actually count (considering all other races aren't actually "people", but degenerate abominations)

I hope that helps you understand.

>>11228702
Canned whole chicken, I mean. Canned chicken breast is pretty normal.

>>11229777
Fuck, those digits are wasted on me.

>>11229752
>i've never visited the shithole south and seen the 60% of morbidly obese average whites, coupled with the 30% meth/fetanyl addled skeletons and the 10% in reasonable shape.
Keep dreaming sturmdrumpfer.

>>11229752

Would you FUCK Nigella Lawson?

>>11230038
To be honest? No. She has too much Arab blood in her. Or in other words, she's "too British". Considering all of England is tainted by Arab blood.

>>11230021

SEETHING.
But in all seriousness, you're basically a nigger.

>>11227602
>meatball with an egg in it
>this is bad
what the fuck is wrong with you that shit looks delicious.

>>11227769
do you have your internet license m8?
no? time for jail now innit?

>>11230021
Shit fucks with me, honestly. Im a North Carolinian guy, and I’m a reasonable shape, but I see all these people, mostly girls. And they are all FUCKING ROTUND! Shits goddamn ridiculous, I think about the olden days, when people were usually rather skinny, and how a normal sized guy like me, was considered normal and not a fucking dust mite, because the obesity rate spiked. Shit is whack. I could expect girls to be a good fit, and not fucking miniature planetoids, and guys to be giant slobbering jabberwockies.

>>11227769
FUCK OFF, ALTON. WE GET IT, YOU'RE TOO RETARDED TO KNOW WHAT A COMMERCIAL FLAT-TOP GRILL IS

>>11227808
>Scotch Egg is the food of kings
If it was food for kings who rule an inbred island, maybe

>>11230148
They'll be on darwinian hospice once vr gains enough steam for them to retract from all social contact. They'll just play games until they die childless and obese.

>>11230148
Yeah, it's a disgusting thing to live around down here, but on the plus side the 10% of women that are reasonable are easy to plough because they're just as disgusted by the 90% of whites who look like monstrosities as we are.

>>11229734

Used sausage meat that remains pinkish after its done. Tastewise maybe not the best option.

>>11227602
>>11228154
>>11228475
>That chalky yolk
>Not have a runny yolk

Fucking disgusting

>>11230049
Lmao 56% your entire country is not white

>>11230108
Sausage meatball at that

>>11231390
Whatever bong, at least we get to say whatever the fuck we want and your dumbass country you can't even watch porn without a license or can't even buy plastic knife without ID

Would love this with some beans

>>11231373
They're meant to be a picnic food eaten at room temperature, so you need the egg to be "set" as you obv can't be letting runny eggs get in room temp. That being said if ypu're eating hot and immediately out of the fryer, by all means undercook the eggs before applying the Sausage

Jealous because we put sausage and egg into a portable snack you can carry around with you.

>>11227786
What you say about me faggot?

>>11227602
>implying Americans don't fucking LOVE these
It's eggs, it's meat, it's DEEP-FRIED, Scotch eggs have America fucking written on them
>>11229203
Yes, except it's sausage and the meatball is crusted and deep-fried

>>11227883
>It's cool and trendy to shit on food on this board
FTFY

>>11229752
>We are niggers and Mexicans.
ftfy

>>11230135
>56%er clutching at straws whilst dodging bullets

>>11230215
>seethes in all capitals

>>11227602
Pure deliciousness

>>11231373
Not to sound like a retarded, but how do you peel a soft-boiled egg without it falling apart?

>>11229635
The democrats are going to take the house by a massive majority in the mid terms leading the way to opening investigations.
Drumpff is essentially fucked at this point.
Pretty sure he’ll stand down due to ‘health reasons’.

>>11227607
is it halal, though?

>>11227602
Silence! It is delicious. Especially with mustard or chilli sauce

>>11231835
>is pork halal

>>11228804
I like cooking spam in a dry pan, letting it fry in it's own fat and developing a crust.

>>11227774
>>11227786
*fresh* eggs were rationed in ww2, powdered eggs were not.
Also, the rationing didn't apply if you owned chickens to lay the eggs you ate

>>11228475
ITS R O R E

>>11228660
Doesn't stop people posting toast sandwich every single topic

Genuinely making a batch right now, and they taste great. Stay mad.

OP here. I'm a bong and scotch eggs are great.
I fucking got you /ck/
I fucking got you

>>11233068

What do you generally have them with?

I find a nice dijon or brown mustard generally goes pretty well.

>>11227821
He's Australian.

A boiled egg wrapped in sausage meat breaded and deep fried

What's not to like ?

Also wrapping meat around something and deep frying things is super American. Stop pretending you wouldn't eat this.

>>11233966
MERELY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED

>>11227611
It is by a very long way the worst in the world. It has one key principal- that there is no food which cannot be made implausibly stodgy. I literally cannot eat the majority of traditional British dishes.

On the plus side it's why they have so many great foreign eateries.

>>11227831
Fuck yeself, sassenach.