/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11222167
It’s a Dutch thing.

Listen here you slackjawed faggot, it's sprinkles on BUTTERED toast. Get it right and sit the fuck down now. Over

>>11222181
>it's sprinkles on BUTTERED toast.
TFW we let these childish fucks have a military.

Are Australian chicks hot? Never seen one on TV or anything

>>11222190
>Are Australian chicks hot?
Some that are under 30 years old are.

>>11222167
They put needles in their strawberries for some godawful reason too.

>>11222190
>Never seen one on TV or anything
Really. The only place that you'd find an attactive australian IS on tv.

Q: What do you get when you put 4 australians in a room?
A: A full set of teeth.

>>11222167
Do Americans really eat that?

The best Aussie food I tried is Hong Kong style food modified for European tastes.

>>11222816
>Do Americans really eat that?
No it's an Australian dish. Hence all the references to Australia in the thread including the flag, and the word Australia.

>>11222801
How do you get a dozen seppos into a box of doughnuts?
Tell them there's only one left.

>>11222847
How do you drown an australian?
You step on the toilet seat cover while it's trying to get a drink.

Fuck Australia. Those savages' idea of fine dining is a microwaved meat pie accompanied by cheap (by Australian standards) pisswater.

What's grosser than gross?
>Ten dead aussies in a garbage can.
What's grosser than that?
>There's another one still alive at the bottom.
What's grosser than that?
>It eats it's way out to freedom.
What's grosser than that?
>The asussie goes back in for seconds.

>>11222854
Nice copypasted abo jokes mate. What do you call a group of aboriginal men working? A prison gang.

Try harder next time please.

>>11222863
Find and replacing dead baby jokes now, very poor effort.

>>11222875
>>11222882

>>11222891
Run out of snappy jokes? You'll run out of images too before the 37 pages tagged "accidents?" on People of Walmart. Not all of them are of grown adults shitting themselves in shopping centres, but most seem to be.

>>11222167
if you toast the bread then you are a idiot

Fairy bread is a new zealand thing, m8

>Meat pie
>sprinkles
>??????

Profit?

No one really eats fairy bread, I've only had it when I was a kid.

>>11222875
What's a good Aussie joke?
Their food

I feel like OP had a bad experience with an Australian recently.

>>11222947
>Run out of snappy jokes?
You literally can not run out of jokes when it's about Australians.
> You'll run out of images too before the 37 pages tagged "accidents?"
Anon there's currently 24 million people in Australia, and all of them are fuckheads. All of their dead grandparents were fuckheads, and their unborn children will be fuckheads.
>People of Walmart
Misunderstanding the fact that most those images are actually bogons. Fucking dipshit.
>>11223085
>Their food
You sure that it isn't their drinks?
>>11222167
Looks better than whitebread, and fried onions.

>>11223124
Stay mad shart.

>>11223083
Mum made fairy bread for me the other day; it isn't our fault yours is a shit cunt.

aAws trail ya

>>11222167
>Obviously not toasted

>>11222190
Margot Robbie

>>11222190
That Aussie porn actress that fucked in the library?

>>11222190
No, but the guys are

>>11223124
>You literally can not run out of jokes when it's copypasted jokes about everything else
ftfy

What a beautifully arsepained post to wake up to. Stay seething, Poo Blast Mart Shart

>>11222167
They're hundreds and thousands, not sprinkles

>>11225196
>>11225196
>doesn't realize that australians are well known for shitting themselves en masse especially on public transport.

>>11225468
This, so many dumb cunts ITT

>>11222167
Petrol and Ciggies from the servo

>>11222947
Careful there love, ya ground harny is shakin.

What do the abos eat for food?

>>11222199
It's a lucky prize. Lots of fun for the whole family. The American "no Kinder Surprise for you" nanny state will never understand.

>>11226743
whickety grubs, or so ive heard

>>11227074
Nah, those is fo putting on yor wee little cock when you was bitten by a snak.

Jus hurry up and do it, put witchetty grub on your naked cock.

>>11226743
This is a good question. Do they get delivery pizza?

>>11222190
Nicole Kidman (so no)

Australia truly is a pathetic excuse for a country.

there are countries out there where you won't be greeted by the sight of a fully stocked pie warmer on a chilly winter day

>>11222875
How do you starve an aboriginal?

put his welfare checks under his work boots

>>11222190
Pic is one of my Australian friends(the white one)

>>11226693
>a hotdog in wonderbread from a hardware store parking lot is a national delicacy
australian genocide when?
think of all the parking space the rest of the civilized world will have

>>11229456
the fuck is wonderbread?

I keep hearing Aussies talk about it

>>11227726
>be living in a desert stuck in the middle of the ocean
>regularly goes over 40 celsius half the year
>fav food is steaming hot gravy wrapped in pastry with a cold milk drink
How did the Brits get it so wrong?

>>11223614
I'll take that as a no

>>11222167
>expecting Australian food to be good when they are just another form of Brits

>>11231309
kek

beautiful seeing this salt mine
I'd love to have seen the completely unanswered banter that these belated and impotent recycled jokes are in all likelihood a response to

fairy floss

>>11231429
Jack?

is Emu meat edible
if so, why don't the aussies just kill a bunch of emu and monetize the emu meat as some sort of exotic "game meat from australian outback". i would buy that.

>>11231513
You can get both emu and kangaroo in jerky form quite easily.