/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Denny's. I lost my virginity there.

McDonald’s dollar menu.

>>11224201
>Denny's. I lost my virginity there.
Do you remember the guys name?

>>11224194
Denny's. I got my first dick sucked there.

>>11224194
That fucking retard Redban took Miley on a date there and fingered her

>>11224206
Wow, it was a typo, man...

Denny's gets the cock hard, sucked my first one there

Olive Garden thread? You can get unlimited pasta for one year for just $300! That's a deal to make your pussy wet.

>>11224216
>>11224207
>>11224201
this won't be funny now matter hard you try to force it

>>11224224
It's 3018, dude. No cares if you barebacked a bugchasing Denny's waiter. Don't get pissy about it and start acting like a queen.

Denny’s. Great place to get a reach around.

Go to the D to get the D

>>11224236
It was a typo, seriously guy.

Denny’s is shit. If you really want a gay experience try Applebee’s.

>>11224212
I mean fingerbanging Miley is kinda low hanging fruit isn't it?

>>11224286
You cant get herpes on your fingers, dude is smart.

>>11224253
You sound just like my bf when he loses an argument and pouts with his thick lips pursed.

>>11224286
>fingerbanging for olive garden
Imagine what she would have let him do to her if he took her to the tournament of kings in the Excalibur.

>>11224284
>going to applebees and not ravaging a Puerto Rican busboy's asshole while your wife and kids eat less than 50 feet away in the dining room

Do people seriously do this? Reason #1 to go to applebees is fucking the non-english speaking staff in the bathroom and then going back to your family like nothing happened

>>11224194
Make her dinner yourself. Instant bj on toilet my friend along with a little tickle on the starfish.

>>11224194
Serious answers:

1. Cook something for her yourself.
2. Take her to a brazillian steakhouse. If she doesn't like endless buffets of red meat, you don't want to fuck her anyway.

Tell her you're taking her out for a steak dinner and then once you arrive pretend the place is closed and then order a pizza. Subvert her expectations, bitches love that

>>11224546
>oh no, the place is closed
>but all the lights are on and people just went inside and there's people eating
>nope, they're closed

Go to Mickey D's to get sum D

>>11224194
>I want to do sex on girls
okay borat

>>11225050
Don't do this anons. It's mustard gas.

Not Red Lobster

>>11224194
D O R S I A

>>11225100
>red lobster
Last thing you want her to eat before ass copulation.

>>11224550
you gotta go to one that you know is going to be closed, take her out on a sunday somewhere

>>11224212
Nice hat Brian

>>11224194
sushi bars and boba tea shops my guy

>>11224194
You already posted it OP. The classy atmosphere and jazz music of Olive Garden will have any roastie you bring there in the palm of your hand.

Something that doesn't get her bloated so she'll feel more comfortable getting naked later.

>>11224194
This is the Olive Garden in Milpitas. I helped open it. Darden is a terrible company to work for. That was a long time ago.

>>11224212
Has Redban got AIDS? He looks like he has AIDS

>>11224212
Literally who, and who cares?
How in the fuck would you even know that?

>>11225050
>peppering before heat
this is why retards are born
>>11224194
If you want to have a kid before you're financially stable, take any dumb roastie to Olive Garden. If you want to really impress a girl that will bend to your every sexual desire, take her to an actual restaurant somewhere local that isn't commercial and isn't too cheap or expensive, unless either price range is absolutely worth it.

>>11224207
you ever get your second dick sucked?

>>11224194
If you want to bang girls you should WORK AT olive garden. Dumb 20 year olds in community college work there.

Or work at shitty stores like Kohls. Same reason. Everybody bangs each other.

>>11225480
What, Milpitas CA? I've been there then.

>>11224194
>>11226299
>tfw my only girlfriend cheated on me with a guy she worked with while at Olive Garden
>tfw they now have a kid together and probably fight every single second they're together
>tfw I went to college and they still work at Olive Garden

>>11226386
Hahaha. Olive Garden cucked you.

>>11226386
>sad cat gif
>literally dodged the roastie bullet
You should be thanking your lucky stars rather than brooding over it. If a woman doesn't respect you then there's no foundation for a relationship. If you miss the sex that's easy to find.

>>11224194
Hooters.

>>11226394
The sex was as bomb as her body and blowjobs, and I'd do it all over again if given the chance. Haven't gotten laid in 4-5 years. It's not a good feeling having something so awesome, and then having it ripped from you, kept as far away from you as possible.

>>11226484
>the sex was good
>relationship
Yeah, sounds meaningful. But I guess it makes sense that you'd miss it if you're a born-again virgin.

>>11224206

Denny

>>11224194
If you take a girl to eat make sure it's at a place that you can only get into on reservation
Alsoorder for her

>>11225115
This

>>11224194
White Castle.

Olive Garden you stupid nigger you literally posted it in your OP.

>>11226299
Truth. I worked a phone kiosk at Costco for like 6months when I was 22. It was so easy and nice to meet women "organically" ie. you both have a decent rapport and probably casually flirt for awhile.

>>11224201
The girls I know love Denny's no joke

>>11224236
>its 3018
So what can we expect in the next 1000 years, future anon?

went to a brazillian steakhouse once with a broad i was seeing
we both ate so much food that I thought we were going to die, we had to stay like 30 minutes after they closed because we legitimately felt horrible

fucking driving home man the chick starts freaking out
SHITS HERSELF IN MY CAR, and once she did it I couldnt hold it anymore and I shit myself too
no scat story or anything, pulled over and put some moving blankets down so it wouldnt soak into the seats but god damn man it was a fucking sorry sight I tell you what
kept seeing each other for a few months before I kicked her out, still a pretty kino story though, hopefully it gets added to the amerishart tome of embarrassments

addendum: once you get an innie, you cant go back to roasties. wew lad its like water to a man walking through the sonoran desert, no flaps getting in the way and tugging or whatever, underwear is more aesthetic, just overall a much nicer experience

thanks for reading :)

>>11224224
Yes it will, that was a great thread.

>>11226484
just go to the bar with your buddies and get some pussy. 4-5 years, jesus christ

>>11228062
What do you do if you don't have any friends left?
I want to go to bars, but I know I'll just be the creepy bloke.

Spaghetti Factory if she's a medium sized girl (female) (fat not muscle)

>>11228053
sauce?

>>11229311
Go to the bar but don't just hit on the chicks, talk to everyone. Then you'll make some friends at least and you won't look like some creeper to the girls there.

>>11229334
Have you made friends with strangers in public like that?
It's an honest question. I got dropped after some mental health and I'm not sure how to do this shit as an adult.

>>11224194
Op here I'm gay btw if that matters

>>11224216
Holy shit I did buy a chick a moons over myhammy and banged her like 30 min later.

>>11224194
Arby's, you get to try two kinds of roast beef.

>>11228062
Dude yeah right, I'm not that thirsty
I'd rather just buy a hooker for a night

>>11224194
>Olive Garden
Chicago fine dining at its best!

>>11225454
so sauerkraut covered red beans and tofu should be good right

>>11231961
Going to the bar to meet people is normal, you fag

just dont go to Outback steakhouse and get a bloomin onion. The smell and gas you get from the grease + onions is impossible to power through.