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Anonymous Wed Sep 19 10:19:37 2018 No.11223330 [Reply] [Original]

Costco's removal of the $1.50 Polish hotdog, and its replacement with an Acai Bowl, is the clearest proof possible of the global conspiracy against virility.

To wit.

The hotdog. A firm, proud shaft of meat. It embodies the phallus, Priapus in his domain. Served with onions, the food of men.

Its day is done. Costco, at the behest of sinister forces, withdraws the meaty shaft. A symbolic emasculation of the food court, Priapic, bun-piercing frank deceased.

Its replacement? The acai bowl. A mons of yeasty oats and sickly fruit served in a yonic vessel.

This is the truth of it. The food court, formative, masculine bonding zone of the shopping ritual, unmanned by the withdrawal of the proffered meatshaft in lieu of the yonic yeast offering. An unmanned society is weak in war.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 10:20:45 2018 No.11223335 >>11223330 We cant keep lettin them get away with this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 10:23:58 2018 No.11223344 >>11223330 I would say familiarity with and concern over the offerings at the Costco food court invalidates your opinion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 10:25:24 2018 No.11223347 File: 257 KB, 853x1280, 1534738593674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11223330 7/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 10:27:16 2018 No.11223351 File: 538 KB, 800x534, squirtle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11223330 blessed post

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 10:52:13 2018 No.11223404 >>11223330 It was replaced with the Italian sausage and you can still get the regular hotdog. Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 11:12:15 2018 No.11223448 Thank you BAP

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 11:14:29 2018 No.11223453 >>11223404 shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 11:15:39 2018 No.11223455 >>11223453 not that poster but okay :(

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 11:16:54 2018 No.11223458 >>11223455 what

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 11:20:29 2018 No.11223473 >>11223330 >the elimination of phallic shaped objects for me to put in my pie hole is an attack on my masculinity Bad news anon, your masculinity was already hosed the day you began enjoying phallic shaped objects.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 11:21:52 2018 No.11223475 >>11223473 Also I am gay

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 11:33:17 2018 No.11223499 >>11223330 >paying $65/year to eat $1.50 hot dogs Ur dumb

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 13:23:50 2018 No.11223806 File: 1.78 MB, 1917x1078, rays.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11223344 Checked

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 13:26:50 2018 No.11223820 >Now how will I enjoy my terrible food options?! >How dare Costco try to cater to people who actually want to live longer than 30 who will actually pay more than a buck 50 to enter their store!?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 13:30:07 2018 No.11223827 File: 461 KB, 750x484, 1536503911609.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >post yfw they still have them in your country

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 13:31:16 2018 No.11223835 >>11223330 why not just go to ikea and eat 3 of their 50 cent hotdogs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 14:16:04 2018 No.11224007 File: 136 KB, 689x981, 1521124106272~01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11223330 Today, OP was not a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 14:16:57 2018 No.11224013 >>11223330 tl;dr OP craves cock

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 14:19:11 2018 No.11224025 >>11223330 You can actually still find the Polish hotdogs in the refrigerator aisle. Of course you'll need to buy like 50 of them at once.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 14:22:09 2018 No.11224038 >>11223330 I'd be hardpressed even imagining the kind of despair and ruination I'd have to go through to voluntarily buy a sausage that only costs $1.50 jesus christ you people don't give a shit about what you eat do you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 14:24:34 2018 No.11224051 >>11223820 >How dare Costco try to cater to people who actually want to eat shit will actually pay more than a buck 50 to enter their store!? FIFY

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 14:25:09 2018 No.11224052 >>11223499 You don’t need a membership to go to the food court.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 14:25:35 2018 No.11224054 >>11224038 >The mord it costs, the better it is! Brainlet logic

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 14:35:56 2018 No.11224094 >>11224054 that's usually true though. And it's certainly true in this case.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 15:02:57 2018 No.11224230 File: 369 KB, 1160x519, edit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >This thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJVpihgwE18

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 15:48:37 2018 No.11224417 >>11223330 THIS IS FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS I USED TO EAT ONE OF THOSE EVERYDAY WTFFF HOW COULD THIS BE REAL

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 15:53:32 2018 No.11224439 File: 86 KB, 600x580, 117B510F-E769-49E5-B99A-AA28E1BD60E2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >A mons of yeasty oats and sickly fruit served in a yonic vessel

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 16:04:56 2018 No.11224489 File: 1.33 MB, 320x286, 1526110511.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11223330 very good post

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 16:06:32 2018 No.11224499 >>11224417 fat piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 16:21:53 2018 No.11224553 File: 76 KB, 250x236, 1452825505151.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11223330 art

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 17:11:23 2018 No.11224741 >>11223330 saved chicken bake is better tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 18:07:21 2018 No.11224927 >>11223448 Never thought I’d see someone who knew who BAP was on /ck/

Anonymous Wed Sep 19 19:45:28 2018 No.11225343

>>11223330
>The food court, formative, masculine bonding zone of the shopping ritual
This is actually far too true. All the times we would go to a shopping centre in the nearest capital as a family, my dad, brother and I would get bored and check out the food and spend way too long there

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 19:48:04 2018 No.11225354 >>11223330 This post is extremely high quality.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 19:50:27 2018 No.11225371 This made my night. I can go to bed happy now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 19:55:27 2018 No.11225386 File: 11 KB, 232x293, 1534372876738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11223344 the quad dubs speak.

Anonymous Wed Sep 19 19:56:04 2018 No.11225389
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>>11223330
FUCK THE HOTDOG

THEY REPLACE THE STRAWBERRYS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SERIOUSLY HOTDOGS ARE LIKE 10 FOR 2$

STRAWBERRIES ARE ALWAYS AT LEAST 3.50$!

AND IT CAME WITH ALOT OF ICE CREAM

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 20:36:36 2018 No.11225518 As long as they still have the chicken bake, I'm happy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 20:39:13 2018 No.11225531 >>11225343 You wouldn't be there to begin with if your dad wasn't a ballless cuck who can't even express displeasure at his wife wasting hours of everybody else in the family's time incessantly browsing wares she's not even interested in buying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 20:47:23 2018 No.11225564 File: 13 KB, 261x192, 1515288462530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11223344 Hand over those beautiful dubs right now!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 20:56:59 2018 No.11225591 >>11223820 You're an idiot

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 20:59:24 2018 No.11225599 >>11225591 your and idiot

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 21:06:30 2018 No.11225618 File: 202 KB, 420x420, 17d76531f21ec0239841b070b5bc195c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11224230

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 21:08:41 2018 No.11225625 >>11223330 I'm not happy about that either, but I would rather a bowl of acai berries desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 21:11:48 2018 No.11225635 >>11223344 Quad Dubs Flush seals it - OP is an idiot. ...and probably sexually confused as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 21:15:53 2018 No.11225651 File: 152 KB, 500x516, 1480369750634.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11223330 I shove thick shafts of meat in my mouth everyday, this doesn't affect me at all

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 21:27:19 2018 No.11225694 >>11224741 Agreed It's a big thoroughbread horse cock filled with sticky white goodness. Oh how I love it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 21:29:18 2018 No.11225706 >>11224038 They sell their hotdogs at a loss on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 21:38:36 2018 No.11225740 >>11225706 That's bad business.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 21:44:37 2018 No.11225763 >>11225740 It's a loss lead. The owner considers it a matter of pride that the prices haven't changed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 21:55:06 2018 No.11225809 File: 1.75 MB, 1440x508, 1537241726135.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 21:56:26 2018 No.11225818 >>11223330 In NY we still have the hot dog and Italian sausage. Only on the west coast did they remove your pollack shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 22:22:54 2018 No.11225927 I was there like a week ago and had one. Is it actually gone for good now? Also Costco burgers are alright enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 22:42:53 2018 No.11226004 File: 69 KB, 173x200, salad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't even live near a costco, where will I get my polish hotdogs now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 22:48:27 2018 No.11226022 >>11225763 Pride comes before the fall

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 22:50:55 2018 No.11226031 As a Polish person those American Polish sausages trigger me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 22:52:31 2018 No.11226041 >>11223330 I guess that stupid /x/ creepypasta about eating costco hotdogs and a man comes up to you and you must say "cheap and filling" doesn't work anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 22:57:37 2018 No.11226070 File: 1.66 MB, 425x239, 07d.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11223344 >quadruple dubs nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 23:00:23 2018 No.11226078 >>11226031 It’s not that we’re saying it’s from Poland. We’re saying it’s what Polish immigrants would make.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 23:33:22 2018 No.11226214 >>11223330 >the Chad wiener >the virgin salad

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