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Anonymous Tue Sep 18 15:56:21 2018 No.11220229 [Reply] [Original]

Is there anything I can do with 3/4 of a gallon of breastmilk? My wife and baby are both in the hospital, and she pumped this out yesterday. I don't care much for the taste on it's own, and I've already had some with my cereal this morning. I'm open to pretty much all suggestions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 15:56:59 2018 No.11220235 Pour it in my vast asshole

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 15:59:33 2018 No.11220249 If she pumped out 3/4 of a gallon in a single day surely you mean she is in the vets not hospital.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 16:00:52 2018 No.11220256 >>11220249 I'm not sure exactly. It could definitely be more than one day

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 16:03:23 2018 No.11220273 Finally, something useful from that fat cow

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 16:24:14 2018 No.11220365 Do the right thing. Make some normal shit out of it and post reviews for us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 16:26:13 2018 No.11220372 >>11220229 I'm fucking jealous. My buddy mixes his wives with protien powder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 16:27:49 2018 No.11220384 >>11220229 Make some breast butter

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 16:28:49 2018 No.11220391 >>11220229 Bathe in it. Not even joking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 16:30:06 2018 No.11220401 Try soaking chicken breasts in it with some eggs for a half hour, then breading them. Bake or fry

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 16:37:08 2018 No.11220431 >>11220401 I think I'm gonna try this anon, at least with some of it. I have breasts and thighs in the freezer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 17:35:44 2018 No.11220634 >>11220229 Hahah send me some just as a joke though lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 17:40:48 2018 No.11220651 File: 91 KB, 197x601, download5abad22d_ed_2f0_2fPictures_2fScreenshots_2fScreenshot_20180917-191643.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11220229 the FUCKING PERFECT FOOD FUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 17:42:49 2018 No.11220655 >>11220634 LOL LE POST IRONIC JOKE XDDDDD HHAHAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING HAHA XD EBIN SIMPLY HELLA F***IN EPIC :DDDDDDD UPBOAT

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 17:44:24 2018 No.11220661 >>11220229 why aren't you at the hospital with them? they both are terminally ill with high fevers and you're dinkin around the house masturbating and looking for things to cook with breast milk?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 17:47:44 2018 No.11220677 >>11220229 I wish I had some breastmilk to drink

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 17:56:23 2018 No.11220709 >>11220661 Someone has to keep working to keep the insurance going. Unless you're some socialist faggot that thinks everyone deserves free medical care no matter the expense

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 18:10:04 2018 No.11220763 >>11220655 Haha thanks! Added!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 18:11:52 2018 No.11220767 >>11220709 WHEN YOU GET OFF WORK YOU GET YOUR ASS TO THE HOSPITAL YOU COWARD. YOU DON'T GO HOME. GET YOUR ASS DOWN THERE FUCKFACE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 18:13:29 2018 No.11220777 >>11220767 Seeing as how modern 4chan is full of phoneposters, he probably is at work. Why are you yelling

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 18:14:32 2018 No.11220784 >>11220229 Get snipped surreptitiously faggot so you stop selfishly contributing to the overpopulation of the world and you'll know when she swells with spawn next time it's Tyrone's or Chad's.

Anonymous Tue Sep 18 18:15:20 2018 No.11220786

>>11220777
>why aren't you at hospital
>i need to work to keep insurance going
>doesn't answer question. work and home are different. being at home has nothing to do with work or insurance
>demand he goes to hospital AFFFTTTEERRRR WORK

simple enuf fer ya???

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 18:16:34 2018 No.11220790 >>11220709 Enjoy your healthcare ranked 37th in the world, barely above Cuba at 39th, lol!

Anonymous Tue Sep 18 18:21:04 2018 No.11220804

>>11220786
I'm not the OP, numbnuts.

What should he have done? Slept in the hospital lobby? He has to go home and get ready for work sometime.

>>11220790
USA has world class medical care, our FDA standards are so high certification at the US level qualifies for every other country below (safety AND efficacy). Companies test medical technologies in Europe or Mexico because the standards are too low for based American healthcare
>waits 12 months for a doctor visit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 18:24:19 2018 No.11220821 >>11220229 Dab on /ck/ neets who will never EVER get mommies milkies

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 18:31:32 2018 No.11220847 >>11220655 thank you the people doing "lol do [wacky deviant thing] I mean I wonder what it would be like lol" are overdoing it so hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 18:34:02 2018 No.11220856 >>11220784 >Unironically falling for the overpopulation meme >linear extrapolation of a sigmoidal trend

Anonymous Tue Sep 18 18:47:11 2018 No.11220893
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>>11220784
>birth control
>moderated social environments to discourage the development of romantic relationships
>sex for pleasure culture
>increasingly disinterested youth giving rise to uncountable social disorders
>an unending stream of trivial activities to mop up any remaining hours in a persons life in which they might find a mate
Why the fuck are you worried about overpopulation? Did you read about it in a NatGeo from 1998 or something? Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 20:42:13 2018 No.11221258 Freeze it into dildo molds then sell them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 21:01:59 2018 No.11221319 >>11221258 This, I would buy and sug

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 21:08:22 2018 No.11221332 >>11220784 Ok, this is epic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 21:28:19 2018 No.11221386 >>11220229 make woman cheese with it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 21:43:13 2018 No.11221440 >>11220847 No fun allowed, serious fucking cucks

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 21:44:55 2018 No.11221442 File: 16 KB, 277x182, F5F839F3-1D22-40C5-8CFB-CDE07BEF2E3B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11220229 gib

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 21:48:06 2018 No.11221448 >>11220229 Make ice cream or custard

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 21:55:12 2018 No.11221455 >>11220229 Isn't it dangerous to drink? Wouldn't it be contaminated with whatever illness she has?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 22:12:05 2018 No.11221499 >>11221455 umm, OP already licks her tonsils, veejay, and maybe bunghole. what could he catch from breast milk?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 22:49:52 2018 No.11221592 File: 27 KB, 480x480, SNAKEMAN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11220651 Actually this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 00:34:05 2018 No.11221913 make cookies out of them and give them to them when they come back from the hospital

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 01:25:44 2018 No.11222048 File: 27 KB, 480x360, E8B4A222-8403-40D6-A1C2-3BA32016120E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CLANG CLANG CLANG Breeeaaaaaast milk~ You make my daaaaaaaayyyyyeaaaaaaaaaa~ https://youtu.be/7JjLd3MufCE

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 01:56:24 2018 No.11222130 >>11222048 Only good post this whole thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 02:08:35 2018 No.11222164 >>11220229 I'll take it off your hands

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 02:12:45 2018 No.11222180 >>11220229 Make cheese curds and add to poutine. Or go a few steps further and make mozzarella.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 02:36:51 2018 No.11222282 >>11220229 Post a pic of her big milkers for us

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 08:50:40 2018 No.11223116 >>11222130 Thanks anon I needed that

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 10:24:54 2018 No.11223346 >>11220229 My wife barely pumped out 3/4 of a gallon in a full year goddamn

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