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>good evening mr anon, what are you going to order tonight?
>just a steak,ribeye with potato salad
>doneness?
>well done

>> No.11216972

>>11216963
>letting the dregs of society judge you on your preferences
notgonnamakeit.jpg

>> No.11216996

>>11216963
why in the hell does the waiter know my name?
that is hella creepy

>> No.11217693

I feel like if I went to a nice restaurant and ordered a steak that was cooked _medium_ I'd get judged for not getting med rare or rare.

>> No.11217708
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11217708

You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize?

>> No.11217717

>good evening Mr. Anon, what are you going to order tonight?
>I would like French fries please.
>With ketchup or house dipping sauce?
>no thanks

>> No.11217766

>>11217708
that you really can't live without sucking cock.

>> No.11217772
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11217772

>>11216996
>hella

>> No.11217775

>>11216963
>doneness
Who asks that?
"How would you like that cooked?"

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11217815

>>11216963
Ill have the chef's recommendation, and your finest bottle of dr pepper. Hold the ice.

>> No.11217837

>>11217775
Nobody on 4chan ever goes outside to actual restaurants