/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm beginning to get addicted to his autism. The only problem I have is that he rapes and murders thai children.

Hmngf O wow!

Those fucking eyes, jesus christ dude

>>11215838
You only get that stare from seeing the life fade from a child's eyes as you choke them to death.

>>11215843
I believe that, just the overwhelming mania-rooted thrill of having /gotten away with it/, knowing these jungle cops will never figure out your disgusting western youtube food channel is a front for one of the most devious and diabolical child murdering plots of the last two centuries

>>11215854
This is his wife, can you imagine the sick shit he puts her through when the camera isn't on?

>>11215874
Whoops forgot picture

>>11215876
they have got the same eyes

>>11215801
>>11215843
>>11215854
I like where this is going.

>>11215882
siblings perhaps?

>>11215876
Just don't imagine her making those same faces as she is sucking on his cock making the noises he makes

>>11215907
>I'm cumming!!!

all the foddies do this

either that or they are silent behind the camera.

its all to highlight the food.
when you make tv you need to over exaggerate. same with public speaking.
stay animated so people will want to watch you.

>>11216344
>all the foddies do this
Rape and murder children?

>>11216352
only the ones from 3rd world countries.

>>11215786
I seriously believe OP is actually him, driving people to his videos.

>>11216375
I honestly wish there were more webm's or mark to replace jack.

>>11215876
That has to be a trap right?

>>11215786
How do you all know these random youtube people? And why would give them attention like this?

So good.

>>11215786
Because he is a christian nut, raised by christian nut missionaries.
He is only pretending to be a "regular" person. There really should be mandatory labeling.

>>11215786
>all these ppl getting butthurt because he makes easy money like that while you work your ads off just to pay the rent

Can someone give sauce or background story on those allegations of him eating/fucking kids? First time hearing about this.

>>11215786
>unbearably
>won't stop watching or talking about him
Why don't you explain your own autism and we can extrapolate from there, faggot.

>>11217134
If you trust anything on 4chan. You are not worthy of any sauce

>>11217001
i have never wanted to break someone's jaw before seeing this video

>>11217134
just look at his eyes dude you can see the despair of countless children behind those soulless black orbs

>>11217092
>while you work your ads off
I didn't realize there were so many marketeers here that envy some child raping cannibal food "critic".

I hear you guys have been saying some very unkind things about me. Let’s take a minute outside to discuss this further.

>>11215838

I find this guy to be more watchable.

>>11217385
mike is my guy

>>11215786
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>11215838
The great thing is, you figure that's just a bad frame , at first
But then you actually watch him and realize yes, he actually does just look like that.

>>11215876
I can imagine the sick shit I'd put her through, for sure

>>11217134
He eats/fucks kids.

>>11217385
I want to eat those noodles.

>>11217092
>implying I'm not a piece of shit neet

>>11217148
Dwell on it. You know the technique for a proper punch? Stun him with a jab or fake-out, get him open. Swivel your hips, get your weight behind it. Keep the momentum going, aim the punch 12 inches behind the target. You'll half-realize your knuckles are connecting with flesh, but you'll keep the power going, and you'll begin to feel and hear grinding and cracking. By the time it's finished he'd be in a writhing heap, but you wouldn't even notice due to the adrenaline pumping through you.

>>11217853
i-in that order?

>>11217134
He was told to stop filming and leave sangkhlaburi because some of the kids in the town had come back with bruises or wounds after hanging around him. When he was in phimai, he met with a Christian family for a short bit before he started filming. He did a couple days of shooting film and on the night he left phimai, the kid in the Christian family that met with Mark came up missing and they still haven't found the kid. This could all be a coincidence, but this is where the rumors stem from.

>>11218297
and where did you read these rumors?

>>11217400
Underrated

>>11218360
The only place I heard it was reported on was in the kom chad luek. I couldn't tell you the date of the story though.

>>11217001
What a cunt

Mark Wiens is pretty cool.

Does his shirt say

>Eat More CUM

I wouldn't be surprised if it did

>>11215786
is this cunt half nip or what?

>>11218805
shut up, mark wiens. your opinion doesn't count.

Eyes I dare not meet in dreams
In death's dream kingdom
These do not appear:
There, the eyes are
Sunlight on a broken column
There, is a tree swinging
And voices are
In the wind's singing
More distant and more solemn
Than a fading star.

>>11217400
she's kinda pretty but she's a vegan thot retard

>>11217400
What's the girl's name? See her in webm threads often.

He'll never beat fucking Matteo Montesi, our italian fella that everytime he eats it's a new party of pure autism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIlb2YZ0SQk

>>11219141
vegan thot fucklizard

>>11219429
Does she maybe go by another name sometimes? Vegan thot fucklizard isn't giving me anything and I want to fap to her pretty badly.

>>11220054
rawvana. all of her videos are annoying.

>>11220071
Thanks anon

>>11215786
He's not autistic. He's a sociopath so he has to act like he has normal human emotions and fails horribly at it.

>>11220071
>First hit is a video titled WHAT I EAT IN A DAY ON MY PERIOD (Vegan) Rawvana
Yeah nah.

>>11220071
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>>11220087
https://youtu.be/YbnwbjiX8X4
Oy vey!

>>11215786
How do people keep buying this? It's like a circus where a talking dog can only say one word

>>11220196
Oh she's definitely a semen demon, stay away if you want to keep your soul.

>>11220268
You tell me. I don't watch the man. You clearly have, so maybe you can explain your motivation for doing so?

>>11220275
But semen isn't vegan.

>>11220337
>implying vegans give a shit about human life.

>>11215786
Is it autism? Honestly he just creeps me the fuck out.

>>11217001
My army retired coworker constantly has reactions similar to this because of his nemerous PTSD meds and I fucking hate going anywhere with him.
>Get mediocre diner food
>THIS FOOD IS SO. GOD. DAMN. GOOD. ANON! *hits on 2/10 obease waitress

>>11220629
>obease

>>11217385
His food channel is ok, I later realized that he has many more channels, some of which suck so much. Lost a bit of respect for him.

>>11220629
What's wrong with that? He sounds like a nice guy in a world full of cynics and miserable people. Even if it's because of the meds at least it seems he's happy.

>>11217400

>>11221283
sleep tight mongler

Hey guys it's trevor james and im here in chingchu china in the ancient sbit road and oh my god look at theze noodles they are so noodelsy and the beef so faty shigashu shawmay lay oh yea it got monkey butt oil great

>>11221483
This is pretty accurate. 90% of the dishes he tries are noodles in chili oil.

>>11221133
I could see how I make it look like that but no. He also gets super defensive and pissy over really innocuous stuff. Like a minor suggestion sends this guy over the line occasionally. He also sucks the managers dick and has a propensity to stab people in the back to get his way.

>>11217046
underrated post

>>11219051
Thai

>>11215786
i just wanted to say that pai's hot kitchen shits all over mark wiens. ive done numerous recipes from both of them and pai wins every time

>>11221869
That's because the food stuff is a front for his druglord/child trafficking life.

>>11217385
His channel feels a bit more real. My problem with Mark is he almost never says anything bad about the food.

>>11219264
Holy shit what a throwback

*locks wife and son in the car while enjoying $40 worth of pasta*

https://youtu.be/SmRm5udWbxc?t=346

>>11220196
that other chick is hot

>>11221483
I audibly laughed at this stupid post

>>11224503
why does he chew like a fucking obnoxious child? GOD

>>11221133
If your default reaction to things or mental state is happiness it doesn't come off as carefree or easy-going. It comes off as disrespectful, and disingenuous. Cynics don't hate everything. They're just not looking to show off fake emotions so when they're actually happy about something it means something. It's the exception not the rule. To pretend happiness is something you don't have to work for is bullshit. Good food prepared well tastes fantastic, puts a smile on your face. Street food or simple meals might give you some nostalgia. Nobody fucking orgasms from cream of wheat or plain fucking spaghetti because if they did you'd never be able to take them seriously.

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>>11224620
He should be used as a jump scare device in the next Conjuring movie.

>>11217385

I like Mikey but he's always getting cucked by some girl.

>>11224620
wtf is up with the lower part of his face? i didn't even edit the photo

>>11220629
Sounds like my dad.

>>11215786
He does this thing when his face when he takes a bite and it looks so disingenuous.
I mean, good for him that he managed to make a career out of that.

>>11224680
Is he really getting cucked by some girl? What do you mean by that

>>11215801
Not doubting this even a little bit but we're gonna need a source bitch

>>11225070
Do you not even /pol/? That's the only source you need, *smug smile*.

>>11225048
I read somewhere that he was in a long distance relationship with some korean girl

>>11224599
Well said.

>>11225330

cringe

Does mark prefer dominos on pasta or pizza?

I honestly like Mark.

I hate him

>>11228327
how

>>11228442
Hes like the older brother/uncle I always wanted

>>11215786
I think it's because he has no soul and tries to act human like Mark Zuckerberg

>>11228454
A husk man trying to destroy western civ. by spreading multiculturalism?

>>11228454
Yeah, he's that Uncle that molested you as a kid.

>>11228724
sounds like a very progressive and cool guy

>>11228728
He tossed my salad

This guy is fucking gold I get drunk as fuck and play death metal and put his videos Superfly loud and glue my eyes open and laugh hysterically at this man until I pass out from dehydration

>>11229485
sounds fun

>>11229646
it sounds like a way to summon demons.

>>11229651
Mortally challenged*

>>11217001
what a fucking asshole

>>11229670
He would fuck your asshole

I met Mark Wiens in person, AMA

>>11230450
Is he a nice guy?

>>11219264
Is this guy for real ?
I think many times he is playing a character he created; for example that video where he says he got a alien chip in his ear even though it is clearly a earing.

>>11230450
Did it felt good

>>11217324
I just feel sad knowing that for thousands of little thai kids this is the last thing they ever see.

>>11215786
That's psychopathy, not autism. Autistic people have emotion but are usually unable to control it. He has the opposite problem. Most psychopaths get good at faking emotion by his age, but some are additionally cursed with a natural inability to act.

>>11223255
That's not his son man. That's one of the kids he rapes and murders. He's so fucking blatant! What a sick man.

>>11217166
Sorry S-Sir, I didn't mean nothin' by it!

>>11228454
The uncle that you play the shhhhh game with

>>11215786
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>>11224620
what is his fucking problem

>>11233049
He was born without a soul

>>11217166
Sure thing friendo.