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Can you fucking believe this shit?

>> No.11214756

>>11214747
food happened? wtf is that supposed to illustrate you dumbfuck?

>> No.11214785

>>11214756
IT hapepened
cant you see? Geesus I'm getting outraged just looking at that pic
I can't believe IT happened
Really? how do people do this and feel fine with themselves

>> No.11214798

>>11214756
It appears to be a restaurant meal of deconstructed avocado toast
The outrage will likely be from ordering avocado toast and being served a piece of bread and half an avocado
I'm not too sure what he was expecting t b h

>> No.11214856

>>11214756
They probably ordered avocado toast for $14 and was served this. Basically the restaurant is laughing all the way to the bank by serving idiots all the basic ingredients and telling them to make it themselves.

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>>11214747
Can I believe that somebody working a """"""job"""""" in the """"food industry"""" will try to make their job even fucking easier than it already is by pulling shit like that...yup.

>> No.11214873

Line up all twitter users and blow their brains out.

>> No.11214880
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If I order something at a restaurant I expect it to be completely assembled. If I wanted to make my own avo toast I'd go to a grocery store and be able to buy the ingredients for 4x the amount of toast for the same price.
Maybe they should have ordered the full english breakfast, at least they wouldn't have to cook it themselves.

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>>11214798
>deconstructed avocado toast
Restaurants who serve deconstructed food should be destroyed. Who the fuck dreamed up this idiotic trend? Some asshole at the supermarket who saw the self-checkouts? (also an abomination, btw.) Fuck this shit. Cook and assemble my food, you twat.

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>>11214873
That would be a fine start.

>> No.11214893

>>11214747
On the upside, the line of cocaine on the plate will make you day a bit better.

>> No.11214915
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>>11214756
>>11214798
>>11214856
>>11214870
>>11214873
>>11214880
>>11214886
>>11214890
You're all idiots for not getting IT!

>>11214893
You were so close to getting IT.

>>11214747
That is fucking disgusting. Give me a fucking plate, not a slab of fucking rock. Also that looks like shit and probably cost an assload.

>> No.11214928

>>11214915
>>11214785
Stop being so autistic. The fact that they didn't use a plate is nothing compared to the fact that they didnt fucking make the avo toast. Do your fucking job you lazy cunt '''''chefs'''''

>> No.11214934

>>11214915
Don't ever reply to me again

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>11214928
You're a literally faggot

>11214934
Don't ever comment again, retard

>> No.11214954

>>11214747
>two nice pieces of toasted bread
>generous half avacado
>thicc line of unrefined salt
>stylish rectangle of fresh lime
>healthy portion of fresh goat cheese
>all served on a mousepad

>> No.11214974

>people ITT are actually defending the millennial mongrel that ordered avocado toast at the restaurant instead of the based chef
I'm so disappointed

>> No.11214976

>>11214747

If it's sold for a reasonable price I see no problem with this.

>> No.11215021

>>11214886
I need self checkout to help me steal.
t.Poorfag

>> No.11215037

Think about the type of people that buy this kind of shit and any anger will quickly fade to joy.

>> No.11215042

>>11214954
kek

>> No.11215048

>>11214886
Where I live self checkouts are great because it's quicker, since most people don't know how to use them and there's rarely a line.

>> No.11215084

>>11214870
>i showed u my dick now respond

>> No.11215096

>>11214747
I can believe this. What I can't believe is millenials paying for it.

>> No.11215104

>>11214747
what exactly are we looking at? you could at least provide some context

>> No.11215112

>>11215096
>What I can't believe is millenials paying for it.
Really? California millennials are some of the dumbest people on the planet.

>> No.11215125

>little baby piece of bread
>half a small avocado
some people will still eat half of that and call it a meal
you shouldnt skimp out on breakfast kids

>> No.11215155

>>11215104
A restaurant that can't even be bothered to prepare the food it sells.

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>>11215125
>some people

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>>11214880
>>11214886
>>11214928
>>11215155
The point of deconstructed food usually is for certain things where guests like varying amounts of different ingredients so giving them the stuff allows them to make it to perfection since there is no way for the chef to know that person's personal preference for salad to dressing ratio for instance. Or in this case the amount of smoked salt on the avocado toast I suppose. If you want completely assembled food why are you at a place high end enough to do deconstructed food go to your local supermarket and pick up a grab and go sandwich you low class fucks

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>>11215188

>> No.11215224

>>11215188
what a waste of dubs

>> No.11215232

>>11215188
Actually, expecting to be waited on is high class.

>> No.11215255

>>11215188
And the amount of toasting the bread underwent, providing the guests brought their own toaster.

>> No.11215266

>>11214747
nice, I get a free line of coke with my avocado toast

>> No.11215268

>>11215266
more like sand

>> No.11215513

>>11215188
No it's not. Deconstructing was started as a fine dining experience at its core it's about showing off it's about being able to the ingredients of a dish break them down and form the same/similar taste with different textures

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>>11214747
>MOMMY ALWAYS MADE MY AVOCADO TOAST FOR ME

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11215551

>>11214747
>ordering avocado toast
>complaining about it
That's kind of what you get for ordering such a retarded meme.

>> No.11215556

>>11214747
>go to hipster restaurant where they offer deconstructed foods
>get pissed when you order something and its what they advertised
The fuck is this shit?

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>>11215188
dumb faggot

>> No.11216310

>>11216304
>that comic
fucking kek, describes a lot of people on /ck/

>> No.11216390

>>11215188
kill yourself

>> No.11216431

>>11214747
If you're ordering that shit you can make it yourself, might strengthen those limp wrists of yours.

>> No.11216821

>>11216310
hey man. you either get it or you don't

>>11215188
>go to your local supermarket
uh, yeah, that's what fine dining is. how else are you going to pick the the ripeness level of the avocado on your toast you fucking pedestrian fuck out of my face

>>11215255
now this is class

>> No.11216938

>>11214747
They should pay with deconstructed money

>> No.11216946

>>11214756
so᠍yboy breakfast

>> No.11217218

Get a load of all these flyover losers too joyless to enjoy the aesthetic experience of a deconstructed dish.

Fun fact yo, you don't have to eat it and people who enjoy it aren't asking you to be offended on their behalf. Quit making your lives worse by caring about shit you've got no reason to care about.

>> No.11217350

>>11217218
B-but muh meaningless outrage at nothing has meaning, ok?

>> No.11217778

>>11214946
>greentexting ids
>Don't ever comment again, retard