/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11211394
Darn tooting it is
Simple food > so-called "complex" food

What's worse they eat it in sandwiches, as in, literal sugar sandwiches

obsessed.

>>11211394
do american's really do this?
wow, how can american's do this?
really? do they really?
woah..
America America America America

>>11211480
AmericaAmericaAmericaAmericaAmericaAmericaAmericaAmerica

Seething
Rent free
Etc

>>11211480

>>11211461
There's nothing simple about the industrial machinery used to make marshmallows.

Simple food is great. Nothing like a freshly caught fish grilled over a campfire, not that cancer-on-a-stick.

>>11211479
>>11211480
>>11211483
>>11211500
>(xi) You have destroyed nature with your industrial waste and gases more than any other nation in history. Despite this, you refuse to sign the Kyoto agreement so that you can secure the profit of your greedy companies and*industries.

>(x) Your law is the law of the rich and wealthy people, who hold sway in their political parties, and fund their election campaigns with their gifts. Behind them stand the Jews, who control your policies, media and economy.

>(xi) That which you are singled out for in the history of mankind, is that you have used your force to destroy mankind more than any other nation in history; not to defend principles and values, but to hasten to secure your interests and profits. You who dropped a nuclear bomb on Japan, even though Japan was ready to negotiate an end to the war. How many acts of oppression, tyranny and injustice have you carried out, O callers to freedom?

>What happens in Guatanamo is a historical embarrassment to America and its values, and it screams into your faces - you hypocrites, "What is the value of your signature on any agreement or treaty?"

Who would have thought americans would do this

>>11211528
kek. faggot.

>>11211394

>>11211394
I thought this was halloumi from the thumnail and was wondering why you'd dislike that.

>>11211461
And that’s why Italian Pizza is better than the American monstrosities pizza joins shit out to keep themselves relevant

>>11211394
I like the campfire taste, hotdogs on a stick is over powered.

>>11211394
>Europeans complain American treats are too sweet
>smoke and char it over a campfire
>Fucking Americans.

The OBSESSION is constant on /ck/. It never leaves the mind of people from inferior nations that don't matter.

>>11212089
you dissin my pizza hut stuffed crust there buddy? when I want garbage I will eat it and it'll be way more enjoyable than your boring traditions

>>11211394
what kind of fucking creep takes a picture of a marshmallow in front of an all-black background

https://youtu.be/yflTu150QZw

>>11212610
you a bitch

>>11211394
Not burnt enough. You need to stick in closer until it lights on fire and then wait for it to go out on its own. A nice thin crunchy outside with a soft warm gooey inside.

>>11211528
>More than any country in history

China exists.

the patricians roastie

It's good smeared on fairy bread.

>be me
>be a kid
>go camping with family for first time
>some girls come into our camping area and ask if me and my brother want to roast some mashmellows
>we go
>camp fire is huge
>the heat and smoke makes my eye tear uncontrollably
>try roasted marshmellow
>its horrible
>hold stick in hand and step away from fire to breathe and stop tearing up
>go back to roast marshmellow again because everyone else waste saying how tasty they are
>mine catches fire
>I can't put it out
>everyone panics
>I fling half a fireball, just missing someone across from me
>girls start to blow on the marshmellow trying to put it out
>one girl takes stick from me and blow on it
>its a black piece of coal
>girl eats it
>I'm still teary eyed from marshmellow smoke
>one girl thinks I'm crying
>all the other girls surround me and hug me
>"i really just don't like roasted marshmellows. im okay."
>calamity of "its okay, dont worry"
>idk what to do, I dont want to roast marshmellows ever again

>be me
>be teenager
>go to beach with girlfriend
>someone brought marshmellows to roast
>girlfriend gets mad I dont want to eat roasted marshmellows
>tell her they're gross, why does it even matter im sitting right here inhaling toxic fire fumes with you
>she gets uppity
>I grab a stick
>place marshmellow on it
>stick it in fire
>immediately start tearing up from smoke and fumes
>girlfriend thinks im crying
>tell her its the smoke and fumes
>she ridicules me
>everyone starts asking if im okay
>why do I have to explain to everyone this again
>"the smoke got in my eyes"
>girlfriend hugs me and says "its okay"
>sit there mad, thinking about how I fucking hate marshmellows
>after marshmellows, girlfriend takes me up the beach
>tell her "I wasn't fucking crying, DAMNIT, I fucking hate roasted marshmellows!"
>girlfriend makes out with me and touches my weeny with her hand
>lolwut
>she thinks im sensitive or something
>constantly begs me why I cry about roasting masrhmellows
>mfw

>be young adult... cont.

>>11213692
>>11213692
>be me
>be young adult
>go to beach party/camping with friends
>someone brought marshmewllows
>tell them I hate them as friends for liking them, and to fuck off if I want one.
>they start roasting them
>I sit and watch from tent to avoid smoke
>no tears
>no fucks given
>some idiot throws a coors aluminum can into the firepit
>the rest of the trip we're all incredibility sick from inhaling this toxic burnt metal smell
>passed out in the sun drunk on the first day with no sunblock on for 7 hours
>woke up a lobster
>didn't have enough beer to kill the pain
>3rd day, constanly puking from pain
>4th day go home early and the doctors tell me this is the worse they've ever seen and ask if I need morphine for pain
>"nah, can I just get some extra strength ibuprofen?"
>they all look scared for my safety
>I spend the next 3 months suffering for my sins
>get known as lobster boy for about 2 years
>mfw

>>11211528
First is china. Although not even China now; they stopped taking plastic waste so it goes to poorer countries like Laos

>japan was ready to end the war
Historical revisionism.

>Gitmo
lol

>>11211394
Burnt marshmallows are the devil incarnate, never has such a disgusting food ever been so highly praised.

>>11213692
>>11213750
you are soy incarnate, holy shit

>>11213750
Cringe

>>11211394
>this is a 10/10 in america
>shows a burned lung with cancer
That's america alright.
Fucking roasting sweets, disgusting vile beasts. All of you can go die in a fire.