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post your best
hardmode no jack or eggking

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>>11208308

>> No.11208328

>>11208319
sauce on the girl

>> No.11208331

Surly

>> No.11208332

>>11208328
Some fat whore

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>> No.11208383

>>11208371
He's still the king

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>> No.11208397

not even 10 webms in and theres already jack and egg king

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>> No.11208404

>>11208308
Looking forward to the Maradona movie. BR here. Hope it is good.

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>>11208308

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>> No.11208453

>>11208386
reported

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>> No.11208485

>>11208308
From the thumbnail and filename I 100% thought that fat fuck was gonna be Joey Diaz

>> No.11208491

>>11208371
If i was that nervous i'd spill the eggs and oil all over myself and run away crying

>> No.11208496

>>11208308
Me on the left.

>> No.11208549

>>11208319
That hamster didn't eat all the bread, fucking CHEATING PIECE OF SHIT!

>> No.11208599

>>11208371
based

>> No.11208605

>>11208420
Does he have no ability to adjust his force based on haptic feedback re: his hands and the object?

>> No.11208637
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>> No.11208659

https://youtu.be/vtavN_4gfgM

>> No.11208682

>>11208491
How are you gonna run away?

>> No.11208697

>>11208637
What the fuck is that? How do you make food look so unappealing?

>> No.11208699

Its hard for me to shit on Jack after he lost the use of his arm

>> No.11208720

>>11208319
CUTE

>> No.11208721

>>11208379
need more of these

>> No.11208726

>>11208697
put it in a bag and boil it
aka cooking for those who can't

>> No.11208728

>>11208328
pretty sure she's the girl who owns the hamster. She's got a "feeding my hamster tiny food" channel

>> No.11208738

>>11208371
>filename
bad job anon

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>> No.11208746

>>11208699
FACT: he also lost the use of his arm after his first stroke. You can even see him recovering in a video posted before the start of ja/ck/ posting. So you shouldn't feel bad since you've already been doing it :)

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>>11208746
he says the first stroke was caused by stress from work, selling bbq sauce at the market from 4am to 4pm, and by drinking too much caffine in the form of starbucks and energy drinks

>> No.11208757

>>11208699
he could never use his arms he's a mess.
just watch his videos, you can see the damage.

>> No.11208758

>>11208747
>while you were learning how to actually cook, I was studying the blade

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>> No.11208797

>>11208371
how?

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>>11208308
>salty
>the post

>> No.11208857

>>11208780
>Pay $3k for cold overcooked beef

>> No.11208860

>>11208851
KEK

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>>11208793
Or you could just buy two McDoubles.

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>> No.11208870

>>11208793
now do a mcchicken

>> No.11209132

>>11208337
I love that life in china is essentially one massive OSHA violation. Its like a giant fuck you to the civilized world.

>> No.11209145

>>11208385
The Last Eggbender

>> No.11209459
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where were you when you learn how to cook glorious Nippon cuisine

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>11209459

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>> No.11209489

>>11208797
>how?
he hatched from an egg

>> No.11209497

>>11208360
whats the plural of possum? possa? possi?

>> No.11209512

>>11208308
is a third person jacking him off under the table?

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>>11208360

>> No.11209561

>>11209560
>YOU CMERE
>yes chef
>FUCK YOU
>thank you chef

>> No.11209571

>>11208857
but how else could you cover your mouth and go ^___^ OHOHOHOHHOHHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH SOO GOODU

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>> No.11209641

>>11208385
god anime is so gay

>> No.11209647

>>11208420
I'd say a third of people try to rip it downwards, terrible design even if they do tell you to rip upwards because it's not intuitive

>> No.11209652

>>11209465
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH delete this damn you

I haven't had good dumplings in years and I live in the boonies.

>> No.11209654

>>11209459
what's with the leaf?

>> No.11209658

>>11209545
possums as pets for white trash makes a lot of sense

>> No.11209663

>>11208386
kek

>> No.11209669

>>11209658
>possums as pets for white trash makes a lot of sense
That makes absolutely NO sense. White trash eat them.

>> No.11209672

>>11208308
>beef ribs outside of texas
No thanks.

>> No.11209678

>>11209672
Only other place I've been where they were good was Guam.

>> No.11209679

>>11209669
you see chinese people walking dogs

>> No.11209683

>>11209669
>White trash eat them.
Hillbilly here. No we don't. They're diseased animals and eating one is a guaranteed night making love to a toilet.

>> No.11209687

>>11209678
Interesting.

>> No.11209688

>>11209672
I would trust an Aussie or an Argentinian with beef ribs

>> No.11209689

>>11209683
They do in Louisiana. Squirrels too.

>> No.11209692

>>11209687
It was a Brazilian steak house. All the meat there was damn good.

>> No.11209699

>>11209692
>Brazilian steak house
Always heard good thing but never been to one. There's a Fogo de chao near me. Is it worth my time or should I just wait until I'm somewhere that has one that isn't a chain?

>> No.11209705

>>11209699
Not familiar with that chain, but if you go, make sure you've skipped a meal or two prior. Lots of food. Order a neat whiskey to sip on between plates, it will help you not feel as full, so you can go longer.

>> No.11209712

>>11209705
Alright I'll give the place a try. It's pretty damn popular so I'm sure it's at least pretty good. Thanks anon.

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>>11209699
theyre pretty good
i love their macaco assado

>> No.11209724

>>11209654
It's called Shiso, an aromatic herb that sort of tastes like Vietnamese mint.

>> No.11209737

>>11209716
Uma delicia

>> No.11209746

>>11208308
>tries to tug on 1st bone but didn't cook it right so moves on to 2nd bone instead
what a hack

>> No.11209753

sopa de macacao

>> No.11209822

>>11208549
The other guy is dunking his hot dogs in water. That's the biggest cheat there is. People who do that are fake competitive eaters. They might as well be putting it in a blender and drinking it down.

>> No.11209919

>>11208308
>that'11 be $2998.98 plus tip

>> No.11209920

>>11208328
I didn't see any. You mean ketchup?

>> No.11209924

>>11208721
why? are you making a catalogue of pure unmitigated faggotry?

>> No.11209934

>>11209924
No, I'm not collecting you.

>> No.11209937

>>11208308
haha what if a cute girl looked at me with that expression

>> No.11209965

>>11209689
Possum and taters.much better than nigger and noodles.

>> No.11209966

>>11209592
I don't get it.

>> No.11209987

>>11208371
OP gotta to remember say hardmode; no eggking or eggking steals the thread

>wait

>> No.11209993

>>11208371
you goofed the filename

>> No.11209994

>>11209641
most anime is gay and that anime in particular is peak gay but unironically
not all anime

I love fixing nice meals for myself and settling in to watch some pre-2000 anime

>> No.11210015

>>11208799
I can smell the delicious aromas through the screen

>> No.11210019

>>11208371
based and egg pilled

>> No.11210023

>>11209459
I was on the edge of doubtful until the end

>> No.11210027

>>11209652
make it yourself. I assume you can't get quality seafood but you can work around that. it's not hard

>> No.11210035

>>11209497
Opossum.

>> No.11210109

>>11208397
i request a filter for these webms

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>> No.11210111

>>11208637
i am still trying to find out if this man is legit retarded or if he is an actual genius doing what he does only to get more views

>> No.11210129

>>11208337
is moving like an insane person really saving that much time over just moving normally

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>> No.11210146

>>11208799
that looks really good but i hate when indian food adds peas for no reason, ruins it for me

>> No.11210156

>>11208799
looks like shit

>> No.11210168

>>11208371
>>11208371
Based and Eggshilled

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>> No.11210187

>>11210134
Good date to post.

>> No.11210192

>>11209599
is this a deleted scene? Ive watched the show at least 5 times

>> No.11210196

>>11208318
I have that cleaver. This webbum may have prevented me from fucking up a cutting board in the future, thanks.

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>>11208864
This webm on loop is just perfect.

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>>11209132
You have no idea. Yes that is an exposed live wire.

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>>11210209
Just passing through active road construction.

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>>11210210
Moldy ventilation ducts.

>> No.11210215

>>11209132
>>11210209
>>11210210
And people wonder how they can undercut our manufacturing sector so aggressively. If we let our guys get killed we might actually be competitive again.

>> No.11210222

>>11208864
Doesn't that worker have another mix to measure up for when that's done? A previous batch to lay out?

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>>11208549
theyre all like that. apparently cheating is just ingrained into their culture.

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>> No.11210334

>>11210222
>does a worker have something to do when a camera crew is around

no

>> No.11210344

>>11208386
The best version.

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>> No.11210574

>>11209497
Possums. It isn't Latin.

>> No.11210602

>>11210525
Look at the size of that thing!

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>> No.11210661

>>11210129
no but it increases sales so

>> No.11210662

>>11208337
how does he get out without breaking the woks?

>> No.11210664

>>11210658
wow

>> No.11210669

>>11210658
that's brilliant

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>> No.11210680

>>11208851
holy shit, lmao

>> No.11210687

>>11208308
wtf is that guy cumming or what?

>> No.11210880

>>11210192
I know there's extra like 5min long webisodes released too, like 20 of them. Could be that.

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>>11208799
imagine the hot steaming shit you would take after eating that

>> No.11211002

>>11210494
fucking awful

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>> No.11211018

>>11208549
I bet it was stuffing food in its cheeks as well.

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>> No.11211023

>>11210993
Asian women look like stereotypical aliens.

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>> No.11211030

>>11208371
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

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>> No.11211061

>>11209459
>that little salt and pepper
yup, looks like japanese food alright

>> No.11211072

>>11210192
and lets not forget stanleys hentai

>> No.11211099

>>11208308
Is that guy getting sucked off under the table or something?

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>> No.11211145

>>11211115

Yeah, no....

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>>11211030

>> No.11211158

>>11209545
That marmot is so interesting I almost didn't notice the big fat titty, but then I did

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>>11211158
>a marsupial has gotten closer to a supple tit than you have

>> No.11211171

>>11208360
tet!

>> No.11211183

>>11211115
>45 minutes to heat up a block of salt for gray steaks
nah

>> No.11211274

>>11211051
>>11211050
>>11211047
>>11211045
>>11211043
did David Hogg take Anthony Bourdain's place in Parts Unknown?

>> No.11211283

>>11209641
kek

>> No.11211301

>>11208337
How does he get out?!?!

>> No.11211430

>>11211042
Tbh this is a really nice webm
Thanks anon for posting

>> No.11211580

>>11209683
All these other hillbillies seem to disagree: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=how+to+cook+opossum

>> No.11211614

>>11210658
I don't know if I'm impressed or not someone tell me what to think

>> No.11211620

>>11210676
looks like after 1000 you're just memeing the knife

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>>11211023
u wot?

>> No.11211634

>>11210658
I was about to be angry that he didn't take the time to thread the the heated pvc onto the bottle, but the simple genius of this contraption warmed my heart.

>> No.11211738

>>11211037
>deep fried gun

we need to make guns LESS appealing to black people, not more

>> No.11211762

>>11211022
why is that pan so wet, its not allowing a good sear.

why is that salmon being cooked through instead of just eaten raw or at least flash seared

get this shit away from me

>> No.11211770

>>11211624
Top middle is salvageable

>> No.11211792

>>11211115
or just salt the food like a normal person

>> No.11211796

>>11208379
Dead

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>>>/v/431817770

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>> No.11211841

>>11211115
That looks fucking disgusting

>> No.11211843

>>11211026
I used to laugh, now I know he's just trolling..... rip

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>> No.11211871

>>11211037
>/c/k/

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>> No.11211882

>>11211042
Bretty good.
Although i thought the strawberries and the limes were gonna fall in love with each other at 0:24

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>> No.11211887

>>11211115
wtf are those? select grade chuck steaks? what a waste of time

>> No.11211892
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no jack in a webm thread, dont think so

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>> No.11211918

>>11211843
at least he was using both arms back then

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>> No.11212075

>>11211877
>>11211881
>>11211886
>>11211892
>>11211893
>>11211933
Based Jackposter

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>> No.11212109

>>11209497
a posse

>> No.11212134

>>11209497
pussae

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>>11212081
american "bacon" is so fucking disgusting

>> No.11212186

>>11211274
>>11211051
>>11211050
>>11211047
He has such an unbearable face, but his content is actually really interesting.

>> No.11212208

>>11211042
damn bro

>> No.11212217

>>11211042
I've probably wasted strawberries more than just about any other food. That shit goes bad in like three days, if you buy a carton of strawberries, you better strap in and accept that that's all you're eating for the next couple days.

>> No.11212218

>>11212148
back bacon is so flavorless in comparison

>> No.11212230

>>11211933
Are they eating out of a trash can? What is that food?

>> No.11212243

>>11212148
>american "bacon" is so fucking disgusting
No, it's just you being a faggot that needs to be dissappeared...
I hate you Euro cucks, even though I was born in Germany...

>> No.11212248

>>11211042
The irony of this is outstanding.

>> No.11212256

>>11212081
>BLT
>ingredients besides B, L and T

nah

>>11212218
>back bacon is so flavorless in comparison

lol

>> No.11212258

>>11212248
I know.

>> No.11212265

>>11211620
Yeah, I don't really know, but I think it's mostly about the cosmetic difference at that point.

>> No.11212284

>>11210134
>Touches the food with a utensil

Disgusting. Should be shut down and jailed.

>> No.11212302

>>11211882
same. thought it was going to be a strawberry sprite ad

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>> No.11212329

>>11211124
Banned in Britain.

>> No.11212335

>>11209459
what's the brown stuff they add to the veg? bouillon?

>> No.11212336

>>11212318
I mean it IS round but that doesn't make it a pizza

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>> No.11212349

>>11209937
haha yeah that'd be crazy

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>>11212148
That video was filmed in the UK.

>> No.11212360

>>11210134
sweet fuck that shit looks amazing

gimme some of whatever that guys on

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>> No.11212381

>>11210134
>that fucking face at the 54-second mark
la creatura...

>> No.11212385

>>11209641
indeed

>> No.11212401

>>11208699
I'm waiting for both of his arms go motionless

>> No.11212410

>>11212248
>>11212258
elaborate?

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>>11208756
>fat man excuses
Of all the people and logic you can trust, you trust a fat lazy man

>> No.11212415

>>11212336
It would probably taste better to just make the tater tots in the oven while you do the eggs in a pan, then put the eggs on top after too. That crust probably isn't going to be very crispy.

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>> No.11212426

>>11208308

dude is nutting over those ribs

>> No.11212432

>>11211845
damn she's mega cute

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>>11211030
Nice-su

>> No.11212451

>>11211154
Kek

>> No.11212465

>>11212416
Sauce me sister

>> No.11212471

>>11212410
It's an advertisement paid for by tax payer dollars, basically propaganda, about not wasting money and food. The ad probably cost a million dollars with all of the production. And, at the very end, they throw the fucking food away.

>> No.11212489

>>11212471
You people are fucking retards.
If that million dollar, and one box of strawberries, advert saves 20 million dollars worth of food it more than makes up for itself.

>> No.11212496

>>11208319
HE DOESNT STOP, HES STILL EATING

>> No.11212499

>>11212217
>next couple of days
seriously? how thin are you? I cant help but finish off the carton whenever i buy any

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>>11212471
>basically propaganda

>> No.11212506

>>11212489
It's America, we don't give a fuck. And that ad won't run on cable, it will run on PBS, because the Ad Counsel can't afford to pay the cable networks to run it.
Congratulations, a bunch of people that survived WW2 and the depression, who already are thrifty, are seeing your shitty ad.

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>>11212465
nobody tell him

>> No.11212527

>>11212501
They advertise for a bunch of shit that gets government subsidies.

>> No.11212529

>>11208308
EL DIEGOTE

>> No.11212533

>>11212518
Tell him what? Anna Speckhart's last name?

>> No.11212534

>>11212411
>Has holes at the bottom for the juice to drip
>Turn it sideways with the drip holes pointing at your face
Literal retard

>> No.11212541

>>11208337
Watching this, I am literally hearing rave music.
Someone must have an edit of this with strobe lights and lasers flashing in the background, right?

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>> No.11212547

>>11212533
>>11212518
>>11212465
This is a mother, stop being pervs and wanting to jack off to her.

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>> No.11212579

>>11210993
>all that butter
I can see it now. I can feel the pressure in my stomach. I can hear the rumbling.
It would start with an explosive butt-blast, splattered all over the back of the bowl. Then, everything else would be a smooth, creamy slurry that floats on top of the water. Surely I'd get a strong scent of cumin. That smell seriously doesn't get digested at all.

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>>11212549
Cracking an egg is not something that requires a tool, but damn, that thing looks cool.

Pic is unrelated.

>> No.11212588

>>11208308
Maradona did a line off the bone like 10 seconds later

>> No.11212601

>>11212547
Mothers are the best sexual partners, at least when they're married. They don't want to get pregnant, and they usually don't want to leave their husbands.

>> No.11212618

>>11208399
Yesh

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>>11208480
I'm from the patrician state of Minnesota. As such, I've cleaned thousands of fish. You have to make a special effort to be that bad at skinning a filet.

>> No.11212638

>>11212630
>stab yourself in the hand that's holding the handle

Thisis not retardation exclusive to Minnesota

>> No.11212645

>>11212630
>I'm from the patrician state of Minnesota.
I always get a kick about how the government is sending all the Somalis there to freeze to death.

>> No.11212649

>>11212148
You have bacon like us, too, you dumb cock knocker. It's called streaky bacon. I'm from the United States of America, and I know that. Guess what? Everyone loves streaky bacon. You're just a faggot, you faggot.

>> No.11212667

>>11212230
Jack is on """"keto"""" ever since his stroke so I'm assuming he's picking at his burger and leaving the bun

>> No.11212671

>>11212361
LOOK WHERE YOU'RE CUTTING, YOU GODDAMN WEIRDO

>> No.11212683
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>>11212547
>This is a mother
*unzips behind you*
Heh, nothin personnel

>> No.11212685

>>11210658
the winner.

>> No.11212689

>>11208799
POO

>> No.11212690

>>11212683
>personnel

>> No.11212695

>>11212645
Lutheran Social Services requests refugees. It's not like the government just sends them all to Minnesota. We have a top notch social program that puts in the request and settles them. Somalis are perfectly fine people--IIRC the rate of crime is only like a few percentage points higher than average.

>> No.11212698

>>11211030
t. Slouched egg virgin

>> No.11212700

>>11211013
so a half assed bloody mary

>> No.11212712

>>11209465
awesome webm

>> No.11212723

>>11212695
I didn't say they were bad people, the irony is that they come from a hot climate, and get stuck in frozen hell.

>> No.11212724

>>11212700
>half-assed
>bloody marry literally liquor and "bloody mary mix"

that webm is far more complex than a bloody mary

>> No.11212725

>>11208371
Do you think he retired and went into hiding after this footage was taken?

>> No.11212734

>>11211835
What is this?

>> No.11212737

>>11209654
an anti-inflammatory herb for the meat

>> No.11212754

>>11212361
>>11212411
Is she blind?
Not like accusing/insulting her, but legit question. Is she blind? Is that hat the vacant gaze not looking at what she's doing about?

>> No.11212764

>>11212584
its for old/disabled people

>> No.11212790

>>11212734
I don't know, I keep getting distracted by her pretty smile.

>> No.11212791

>>11212671
she is right at the start, you can see her looking at her monitor

>> No.11212804

Spreading the wealth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thq2WcvDnsU

Under a 1000 views too

>> No.11212813

>>11211620
>>11212265
The serrations just keep getting finer and finer, unless you're trying to cut vegetables so thin that they're transparent by hand (without a mandolin) you don't need to go that fine.

>> No.11212817

>>11208385
this is some dumb ass shit

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>> No.11212879

>>11211886
Have any webms of him after the stroke?

>> No.11212897

>>11208480
You can tell, he's always muttering to himself it's not his fault, but the tool, that's why he has been a fat slob dick his whole life.

>> No.11212900

>>11212817
fuck you

>> No.11212902

>>11210111
>i am still trying to find out if this man is legit retarded or if he is an actual genius
Legit retard, basically ignorant, has no concept of shame or remorse, like most fat fucks.

>> No.11212906

>>11211115
those steaks look steamed and not roasted, what the fuck?

>> No.11212929

>>11210658
I love heating up PVC and then eating it

>> No.11212942

>>11208480
Worst jack webm I've ever seen to date - and this was prolly pre-stroke

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>>11211115
honestly the ratio of effort to outcome here looks way fucking off.

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>>11208637
It's impossible that he got that fat off his own cooking.

>> No.11212960

>>11211624
fetal alcohol syndrome?

>> No.11212975

>>11208799
So the gumbo/jambalaya of India?

>> No.11212988

>>11212754
looks like shes is tracking the lime squeezer with her eyes and making eye contact at the end of the second one

>> No.11213046

>>11211762
lol it's ja/ck/ you dummy

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>>11212700
>>11212724
Why even bother making your own when you can grab one of these bad boys at any gas station for like 3 bucks, just chuck some extra hot sauce in it if you want and you're good

>> No.11213083

>>11213048
Right?

>> No.11213092

>>11212186
>free videos on interesting, informative food destinations
>payment is looking at his face and hearing him eat

I wonder if it's all worth it

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>>11211845
wow what a fucking retard. how hard is it, bitch? shes trying so hard to seem quirky for attention.

>> No.11213098

>>11213096
Ruthless.

>> No.11213110

>>11212897
the correct response if the tool isn't working right is either to change tools or fix the tool, not keep fucking around with a broken tool. If that gif happened to me I would suspect that someone had dulled the shit out of my knife and I'd spend a minute or two sharpening it.

>> No.11213198

>>11211845
oc?

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>>11211845
what a bitch
she thinks making fun of stroke victims is funny
pic related is the original

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>> No.11213238

>>11213214
ive been in a down mood all day but this made me smile, thanks anon

>> No.11213288

>>11213235
Read about this in a book, never seen it. Thanks.

>> No.11213293

>>11213288
you're welcome

>> No.11213311

>>11212723
>Implying Minnesota is bad
>t.Floridian who resorts to bath salts from weather boredom

>>11212695
>Somalis aren't bad people
Truth. And the food is great, too. hit the Midtown Global Market.

>> No.11213312

>>11208780
£20 for 9 pounds of beef n rice w/ sauces delivered sounds decent desu

>> No.11213320

>>11213311
I said it was cold, retard. And the people drive like shit. Other than that, it wasn't bad. The on/off beer thing was weird though.

>> No.11213335

>>11208637
but why?
omelettes aren't hard to make properly

>> No.11213337

>>11213198

Are you new? this has been posting in every webm thread for a long long time

>> No.11213367

>>11212649
streaky bacon is okay, but there's a time and a place for it

>> No.11213374

>>11212335
Japanese curry, more like a gravy block than bouillon.

>> No.11213375

>>11212549
>>11212584
Kinda want this just for the hardboiled egg peeling ability. Also that 1/100 egg that breaks wrong

>> No.11213377

>>11213367
>there's a time and a place for it
and it's called breakfast.

>> No.11213379

>>11213320
It was 86 degrees today faggot

>> No.11213389

>>11213379

86 is cold faggot.
it was 108 here today.

>> No.11213392

>>11213379
It's 16 where I'm at right not. Would feel like absolute hell to be where you're at.
>>11213389
Fuck that.

>> No.11213397

>>11213392

108 really isn't so bad, it's a bit warmer this year than normal and I can't wait for it to start cooling down. the high should drop down to 100 or so next week.

>> No.11213399

>>11213096
One of the funniest webms I've seen

>> No.11213402

>>11210525
I fucking hate how this actually makes me hungry.

>> No.11213406

>>11213397
I know it's not bad, but I'm not acclimated for it right now. I've been in 130+ heat in Iraq before and as long as I was drinking I didn't mind, other than the ass tea I was brewing all day.

>> No.11213434

>>11209545
It's interesting that he will not take another bite of the same thing he was just eating until he sniffs it to have absolute certainty it is still food

>> No.11213442

>>11208399
maybe put your le grille on a level surface

>> No.11213443

>>11213434
Probably from being hand-fed, doesn't wanna bite his humans hands.

>> No.11213454

>>11208743
I he hasn't died yet from having one of those hot dogs lodged in his lung, I would be very surprised

>> No.11213460

>>11212734
Literal garbage mexican snackfood turned into a franchise.

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>>11208420
>>11208480
>>11208637
>>11208747
>>11208756
>>11211022
>>11211026
>>11211877
>>11211881
>>11211886
>>11211892
>>11211893
>>11211933
>>11213214

*Sighs*

Every godamn thread.

>> No.11213576

>>11213312
>£20 = $2,800

>> No.11213587

>>11208308
based diego.

>> No.11213707

>>11211835
>eating chips and candy together
do mexicans really?

>> No.11213716

>>11210134
Can't tell if disabled or just clowning for the customers.

>> No.11213846

>>11212549
I'm more amused that they decided to advertise the very high price of $20 as two payments of $10

>> No.11213978

>>11209459
All that just to ruin it with curry. Bleh.

>> No.11214013

>>11212109
underrated post

>> No.11214049

>>11212506
Actually, I first saw that ad on regular broadcast TV. Mostly Saturday mornings.

>> No.11214248

>>11209497
multípossum

>> No.11214369

>>11212081
just touch the goddamn food with your fucking meat paws jesus fucking christ

>> No.11214443

>>11211013
Revolting.

>> No.11214596

>>11210146
Whats wrong with peas?

>> No.11214632

>>11212335

Looks like Knorr beef stock pots.

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>>11212148

Thats definitely Danish bacon, which has its biggest market in the UK. American bacon has no substance to it, doesn't have that kind of fat along the side and is often pumped full of water.

>>11212218

>t.mutt faggot who hasn't tried anything other than cheap walmart swill

>>11212243

lol absolutely seething Ramstein rape baby.

>>11212649

Wrong. British streaky bacon is inedible because of the thickness of the rind. Its only really used on turkeys and chickens while roasting them.

>> No.11214669

>>11212754
no, she's just narcissistic

>> No.11214708

>>11214637

oh looks its Scottish porridge wog faggot again peddling his anglo hatred.