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on a scale of 1-10 how accurate this youtube cooking alignment chart

>> No.11205811

calling jack evil is giving jack too much credit

>> No.11205822

>>11205811
where else would he fit in this chart

>> No.11205858

>>11205822
True neutral.
The man just doesn't know any better. He thinks he had his first stroke because he drank too many energy drinks.

>> No.11205860

>>11205803
Chaotic neutral should clearly be Masao.

>> No.11205875

How is tasty not evil

>> No.11205904

>>11205803
Every one other than John and Maangchi should warrant a ban.

>> No.11205909

>>11205822
>fit
>fit anywhere
A Google server maybe?

>> No.11205918

>>11205860
Nobody who posts jack or this new BA waifu shit has any idea who that is...

>> No.11205980

>>11205918
I know who Masaokis is, but who the fuck are neutral good and neutral evil?

>> No.11205988

>>11205980
Neutral good is Maangchi, probably the most /ck/ well respected person in the chart; basically the Korean Cooking with Dog. Neutral evil is some zoomer garbage.

>> No.11206106

>>11205988
>Neutral good is Maangchi, probably the most /ck/ well respected person in the chart
literally never talked about on ck

>> No.11206112

Why tf is babish evil?

>> No.11206114

literally who

>> No.11206133

>>11206106
>literally never talked about on ck

That's how you know she's good.

>> No.11206221

>>11206106
How new r u? Most of us have asian fever and talk about her in every youtube chef thread. However, she's difficult to watch because you're always distracted with a raging hard on during her vids and have to spank it to her at some point.

>> No.11206233 [DELETED] 

>no mention of gennaro
ck is not cooking so good.

>> No.11206342

>>11206112

his mansplaining is a sign of his toxic masculinity

>> No.11206573

>>11205803
It's criminal that Jack isn't in the very obvious lawful good slot, and that hipster marshmallow should be chaotic evil.

>> No.11206577

>>11206112
Because he's a faggot

>> No.11206582

what are their names?

>> No.11206977

>>11205803
Haha memes

>> No.11206993

>>11205803
>>11205811
>>11205875
I think if you switched Tasty to Chaotic Evil and Jack to Chaotic Neutral you'd have a vast improvement.
Tasty is garbage on purpose and they do it for money. Jack is just retarded and bad at everything.

>> No.11207000

>>11206342
>toxic cunt
your cuntsplaining is a sign of your toxic femininity

>> No.11207001

>>11205803
who is the marshmellow?

>> No.11207010

>>11207000
>taking bait/getting offended over a joke this easily

>> No.11207018

>>11207010
>not noticing a troll

>> No.11207037

>>11205803
The child rapist guy should be neutral evil

>> No.11207057

>>11205822
jack is chaotic stupid

>> No.11207069
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>>11207037
mark weenis? i can see it

>> No.11207072

>>11205803
>No cooking with dog

Garbage

>> No.11207094

>>11207072
>cooking with dog
Lawful good.
RIP dog.

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>>11205803
>Tasty is less evil than babish
Ha.

>> No.11207277

>>11205803
>Neutral evil
Who?

>> No.11207425

>>11207277
its either joseph thomas or thomas joseph

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>> No.11207613

>>11205803
how is TASTY chaotic? should be lawful evil with babish neutral evil

>> No.11207625

>>11207444
calm down. we get it. you are a commie.

>> No.11207626

>>11206577
>some post-2016 crossboarding retard told me this so it must be true

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>>11207444

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>>11207625
>everybody who doesn't share every individual aspect of my inane ideology is a commie

>> No.11207653

>>11207645
no. just faggots that don't understand memes or jokes.

>> No.11207661

>Chaotic evil
>Not this bitch
https://youtu.be/kQQZ2hje42E

>> No.11207665

>>11207653
>party so bad and corrupted that you have to act retarded so people don't think worst of you

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11207667

here is a blank to make your own faggots

>> No.11207687

>>11207653
So basically people like yourself who literally fall for the most obvious bait. I bet you fill with rage when someone on /ck/ calls you "white boi" and unironically believe that there is a black man typing it. Then you proceed to toss around "redpills" to own them epic style.

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>>11207667
I would never use an image i saved from 4chan

>> No.11207739

>brad leone chaotic good
he is a good lad

>> No.11207827

>>11205803
autism/10

>> No.11209454

>>11205860
not a real cooking channel
just like howtobasic

>> No.11209517

>>11205803
Only good guy is Thomas Joseph
He's the only real knowlegable one, everyone else just talks out of their ass

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>>11209517
>guys

>> No.11209552

>>11205822
in a coffin

>> No.11209559

>>11209454
Not true. The man gave us hundreds of hours of cooking videos while struggling through mental illness, that's as real as it gets.

>> No.11209580

>>11209517
He's the only thing carrying the Martha Stewart cooking empire right now.

>> No.11209609

>>11205858
>The man just doesn't know any better.

People actually believe this? He is pretending to be a retard who cant cook for views and you people are eating it up. Sounds chaotic evil to me.

>> No.11209630

>>11207057
underrated

>> No.11209673

>>11205803
9 but only because idk who the guy in the middle is

>> No.11209676

>>11206112
probably something about reddit

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>>11207057

>> No.11209709
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>>11209609
>had 2 strokes directly due to his own retardation
>merely pretending

>> No.11209718

>>11209709
hes REALLY good at pretending to be retarded. just throws his whole self into it. just like the anon you're quoting

>> No.11209739

man i forgot about maangchi

>> No.11209751

Chef John isn't lawful, he uses cayenne recklessly

>> No.11209759

>>11209751
true lawful good is understanding that you may not notice something's presence but you will notice its absence

>> No.11209771

>>11209759
But cayenne in berry crumble? That's messed up.

>> No.11209774

>Brad
>chaotic good
I don't disagree, but by what metric?

>> No.11209790
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>>11207667
Instead of cooking channels, I made one for eating channels.

>> No.11209797

>>11209709
So how did badly cooking a chicken 50 times give him a stroke again?

>> No.11209802

>>11209790
This is literally flawless.

>> No.11209804

>>11209771
tell me he didn't do this bullshit

>> No.11209816
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>>11206112

>> No.11209824
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11209824

You are supposed to include quotes to reinforce their alignment.

T. Guy who has like 40 alignment charts saved on his computer

>> No.11209828

>>11209824
Their food speaks for them.

>> No.11209834

>>11205803
I only know 2 of the people on this chart, so I can't say

>> No.11210001

>>11205803
Where is Ramsay? He has YouTube channels.

>> No.11210005

>>11210001
He is a chef that also is on youtube. There are Youtube brand name chefs.

>> No.11210034

OP here desu i just didn't know who to put for lawful neutral and neutral good because they seemed kinda interchangeable so i put molly where she was so 2 ba chef werent next to each other and i also just chose molly and maangchi randomly
lol

>> No.11210048

>>11205803
Why is it called tasty if none of their recipes are good?

>> No.11210056

>>11209824
>T. Guy who has like 40 alignment charts saved on his computer
what does your girlfriend have to say about that

>> No.11210066
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>>11210056
She is a bigger D&D fag than I am so it turns her on.

>> No.11210075

>>11210066
Holy shot dubs don’t lie. I hope you bother shower regularly.

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>>11210066
>She is a bigger D&D fag than I am so it turns her on.

>> No.11210119

Well John and Jack are in the correct places and since those are the only ones who are relevant from the bunch I'd say it's pretty accurate.

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>>11205803
>no fudehouse
did he die or something he hasn't posted in a long time

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11210177

I'm chaotic neutral around ever fucking corner. I love Tasty, I love GMM, and wasn't twisting the bread bag and tucking it chaotic neutral as well? I'm learning who I am guys. It feels nice.

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>>11206573
Do jack's creations look "Lawful" to you?

>> No.11210413

>>11209790
Perfect. Genuine 10/10

>> No.11210415

>>11205822
Chaotic Neutral. It's obvious that he never reads any instructions. He just does stuff and expects it to work out.

>> No.11210422

>>11205803
John is not lawful, the way he substitutes shit in international recipes without a care in the world for the useless natives opinions is testimony to what he thinks about respecting the law.

See the Tom Kha Gai with ginger ...

>> No.11210438

I want Brad to fuck me in the butt to be honest

>> No.11210475

>>11210177
Great, now frogposters are giving Pepe speech bubbles. It can only get worse from here.

>> No.11210500

>>11210475
pepe's dead

>> No.11210510

>>11210475
>inb4 some idiot takes the bait

>> No.11210517

>>11210475
cringe

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>>11209552
only if its king size

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11210858

Where does CookingInRussia guy fall?

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And why not these cocksuckers?

>> No.11210873

>>11210865
Onion on 400!

>> No.11210886

What about the guys that cook in the forest?

>> No.11210899

>>11210066
aww fuck now i gotta reinstall

>> No.11210903

>>11207037
He's off the bottom of the fucking chart.

>> No.11210920
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11210920

What's /ourgopnik/'s alignment?

>> No.11211293

>>11210920

cyкa блять

>> No.11211444

>>11210920
Neutral Good

>> No.11211689

>>11209790
>no Robert Dyer as lawful neutral
7/10

>> No.11212311

>No How to Basic

>> No.11213252
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how accurate is this?

>> No.11213290

>>11209609
you have to be one dumb mother fucker to think he is pretending. Also I've met him a few times since I live a few houses down from him when he moved to hendersonville, tn

He is a mouth beating religious not retard and likes to argue about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING

>> No.11213294

>>11209684
>>11209684
someone please tell me what the fuck is goin on

>> No.11213333

>>11210865
Chaotic neutral. Under the bizarre statute

>> No.11213344

>>11213333
What a wasted check.

>> No.11213352

>>11213344
Holy shit twice in a row. I'll shut up now.

>> No.11213360

>>11213252
shit

>> No.11213496

>>11207001
It's Marshmello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSBZInGB6UI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nUMHUsNW_A

>> No.11213533

>>11209774
Probably because he's a positive goofball.

>> No.11213870

>>11210858
Ascended

>> No.11213969

>>11213496
He moves like such an enormous fucboi douche.
This is the kind of guy that I used to smack the shit out of in Call of Duty back in its heyday.

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>>11210233
>IPA
this dude is a fucking genius and I never knew it until now

>> No.11214321

>>11206112
>>11206342
>>11206577
>>11209676
>>11209816
lol the progression of this shit

>> No.11214498

>>11213290
You've actually encountered a Jack in the wild? You have to tell us more.

>> No.11214900

>>11209790
Nice

>> No.11214907

>>11205803
>Chef John's Foooood wishes is not there
This pie chart is garbage op.

>> No.11214914

>>11214907
>doesn't even know what chef john looks like
low iq post detected

>> No.11214922

>>11210422
The only people crying about it are second gen americans. They dont count

>> No.11214924
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11214924

where does brothers green eats fall? at first glance they seem to have a thoroughly vegan/soy-core aesthetic, and the chubbier one is a bit of a wacko hippy but overall they are pretty based (one episode has the taller one literally hacking apart like 6 different animal bones to make a variety of stocks) just with a chilled-out demeanour.

>> No.11215073

>>11206993
this

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>>11205803
I know this is a youtube cooking thread but what about Bettynho? What is his alignment?

>> No.11216985

>>11205803
>binging with estronaut
>anything lawful
heh