/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11199633
https://twitter.com/InsiderFood/status/1039838540006191104

>>11199633
>Bongs complaining about food from a privately owned restaurant that isn't in their country
Just don't buy the goddamn burger. Nobody but the fattest of the fat and competitive eater's are even going to bother with that shit.

>>11199633
is this peak obsession?

>>11199712
Yes, bongs turned their country into a fucking nanny state and want everyone else to suffer too.

>>11199707
>mirror.co.uk
Nobody reads the fucking Mirror. This is entirely artificial outrage, nobody gives a shit.

>>11199712
They are getting so obsessed that I'm starting to get concerned.

>>11199722
>want everyone else to suffer too
This is nothing new, bongs have been trying to force the entire world to be as miserable as them for centuries. The british empire was founded on that very principle.

>>11199723
I figured as much

>>11199737
And thats why those of us that were part of the Brit fifedom got the fuck out...they spy on people everywhere, need a licence to watch tv, eat 'toast' sandwiches, and go bonker's when a restaurant in another country debuts something that nobody will ever order...

>>11199855
>thats
>bonker's
>...
freedom at the cost of education

>>11199633
is that super thicc cut bacon?

Ruined it with the gross ass eggs.

>intervention from Jamie Oliver
what the fuck's he gonna do? Send a strongly worded letter?

>>11199707
>you got a loicense for that burger m8

the bun looks pretty good at least

>>11199633
>'obscene'
As if it's not supposed to be

looks like a slop ov shit. probably tastes like it too

Seeing as I once actually puked after completing a 5-pound food challenge, no, I can safely say that I would not attempt to consume 13 pounds, at least not in one sitting.

I still wouldn't eat it at separate intervals, as that would compromise freshness.

>>11199633
This is far from the most ridiculous thing Las Vegas has to offer.

>>11200655
Imagine eating 4 inches of fat from those pork belly slices. The flavor must be overwhelming to the point of disgust.

I live in Vegas, and now my buddies and I have new plans to eat this monstrosity.

>oi, you got a license for that burger

>>11200728
kek

>>11199633
Jamie oliver can suck my smooth cock

>>11199633
Stop posting tabloid articles and momblogs.

>>11199967
Perform an exorcism involving olive oil and chopped veggies.

>>11199633
I'd hang that jamie faggot from a lamppost and set his body alight

>>11199633
Imagine the shit you'd take after eating that. Mmmmmm

>>11199635
>13 lbs burger feeds 6 people
How fat are Americans? How can they each shovel a little over 2 lbs of a burger into their disgusting maws in one sitting?

>>11202542
I was just gonna say that. It'll feed more like 26 at 1/2 lbs each. Pretty sure the author did their math wrong.

>>11202542

>>11202542
>$85
this isn't something people eat every day, you bong

>>11199633
This is one of those things where if the components were served separately it might actually looked good instead of being heaped together like slop.

>>11202542
Same weight as 6 mc chickens

>>11202558

>>11201170
Thank you, Varg.

>>11199633
Rent free

>>11199948
Lol as if all bongs don't talk like children

>>11202631
I want to fug dawkins

>>11202552

1/2lb of food isn't very much for a whole meal even if it is a burger.

>>11202652

>>11202567
that doesn't answer my question

how can 6 of you eat 13 lbs of burger in one go??

>>11202692

I guarantee you have no idea what a half pound of food looks like

people need to stop being mad at this
and start being mad at themselves for not having friends to share this with

>>11202709
>how can 6 of you eat 13 lbs of burger in one go??
We can't. It's hyperbole or otherwise atypical.

Look at it this way: A standard McDonald's hamburger is 1.6 ounces. That's less than 1/8th of a pound. Their large burgers are "quarter pounders" or 1/4 pound. That's fairly standard for most places. Sometimes you will come across 1/3 or 1/2 pound patties but that is atypically large. Larger burgers certainly exist, but only for silly novelty marketing purposes.

>>11202714
Given that I weight out my food to count calories I think you're full of shit.

A 1/2 lb total weight hamburger would have a 1/3 lb patty easily. the buns, vegetables, and condiments are much lighter than the burger. That would be a meal on its own.

>>11200728

>>11202740
Different anon here. If you're eating just a half pound burger for dinner, dinner is your largest meal of the day, and you're eating three meals a day, you likely aren't taking in 2,000 calories.

For instance, Longhorn Steakhouse's Bacon And Cheddar Burger with a half pound patty, not a 5.33oz patty like your estimate, is self reported at 739 calories. If your lunch and breakfast is less calories...

>>11202740

>1/3lb patty on a razor thin cracker and some condiments is 1/2lb of food which is basically a feast!

fucking europoors lmao

>>11202869
Nobody said it was a feast. Just a meal.
And I'm American, bro. Not all of us are landwhales like you.