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Anonymous Thu Sep 13 15:06:40 2018 No.11198624 [Reply] [Original]

WAITER!! WAITER!!!! THERE"S A FLY IN MY SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 15:18:12 2018 No.11198668 >>11198624 Was it not you who ordered the Fly Soup, monsieur?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 15:19:00 2018 No.11198670 >>11198624 WHAT'S HE DOING IN THERE?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 15:19:24 2018 No.11198671 a plastic fly?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 15:21:11 2018 No.11198680 >>11198624 That thing looks like plastic. They couldn't get a real fly for the picture?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 15:21:18 2018 No.11198681 >>11198624 Une supplemente monsieur.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 15:21:51 2018 No.11198686 >>11198624 Shhhh, not so loud or everyone will be asking for one!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 15:29:07 2018 No.11198714 >>11198680 >That thing looks like plastic. Of course it is. The photo is an ad from a joke company that sells plastic flies.

Anonymous Thu Sep 13 15:34:18 2018 No.11198735

>>11198624
I had a fly fly over a boiling pot of ramen, it died from the steam mid air and just fell into it.

I was so pissed.

Also at work at arby's one fly flew right into the buffalo sauce and died. I just dumped it out, washed, and refilled it.

Fuck flies. I hate then they land on my bread right before I make a sandwich and make kitchen stressful until I can swat them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 16:18:20 2018 No.11198861 File: 31 KB, 660x371, _103404481_raterswr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11198624 WAITER! WAITER! THERE'S A FUCKING RAT IN MY SOUP! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-45505522

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 16:52:55 2018 No.11198981 >>11198624 Ask him if he likes it

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 17:05:52 2018 No.11199033 i always bring a dead fly to get my meal for free

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 17:08:14 2018 No.11199051 Be quiet or everyone else will want one!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 17:08:29 2018 No.11199053 >well don't talk too loud, EVERYBODY will want one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 17:12:05 2018 No.11199070 File: 314 KB, 842x645, 4L_xDSFJHDS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11198861 Did someone say rat soup?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 17:13:02 2018 No.11199074 *BANG BANG" Jewish swine!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 18:05:00 2018 No.11199287 >>11199074 Came here to post this Alternatively, that’ll be a kind extra then sir

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 18:06:03 2018 No.11199293 >>11199287 *Pound

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 18:06:23 2018 No.11199295 >>11198735 lmfao. flies are the ultimate fucktards

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 18:11:13 2018 No.11199318 >>11198624 >obscure Brit comedy Is there also a hair in your mousse?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 18:17:27 2018 No.11199347 >>11199074 Lel

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 18:18:35 2018 No.11199352 >>11199287 Don't worry sir, the spider in the bread roll will take care of him

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 19:29:48 2018 No.11199547 File: 1.81 MB, 208x360, ratatullie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11199070

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 21:57:08 2018 No.11200131 >>11198624 Spike Milligan did it best >German restaurant >Vaiter zere is a fly in meine soup >Jewish swine!!! >Whips out a gun

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 21:58:10 2018 No.11200136 >>11199074 Fucking beat me to it

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 21:58:14 2018 No.11200137 File: 33 KB, 370x327, 1532023409934.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11198670 the backstroke

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 22:42:57 2018 No.11200339 >>11199287 >>11199074 Don’t worry, I’ll save it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 00:08:30 2018 No.11200690 >>11198861 How stupid are chinks to think that a whole rat swimming in boiling water will somehow cause damage to a fetus, when a pregnant woman drinks some of the broth?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 00:14:08 2018 No.11200711 >>11198624 Just take out the fly out you dumbass

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 01:47:15 2018 No.11200997 File: 642 KB, 2430x1144, If I find a hair in my food.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I always loved this kind of thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 07:27:36 2018 No.11201618 >>11200339 I never got why this one is funny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 07:46:22 2018 No.11201652 >>11200690 I'm sure whatever diseases you can get from eating common rats can probably affect a pregnancy in some way

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 07:58:18 2018 No.11201683 >>11201618 It's funny because the Irish are stupid

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:20:53 2018 No.11202048 I don't get why people just throw the entire drink out if a fly just drowned in there. Hell if I'll waste a good beer just because a fly spent three seconds in there. Just get a spoon and scoop it out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:22:50 2018 No.11202054 File: 9 KB, 293x172, frog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] waiter! there's soup on my fly!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:30:47 2018 No.11202206 File: 524 KB, 972x984, Timon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11198624 I love it! Send my compliments to the chef!

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:44:08 2018 No.11202249
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>>11199070
Why the fuck couldn't he just stick with being a YouTube comedian? WHY did he think he needed to do some faggoty shitty rap gig and throw out everything he had? The only people that hated his content were the edgy contrarian fuckers who hate anything popular.
>Come back you gross bastard

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:11:25 2018 No.11202486 >>11200131 Literally don't get this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:15:10 2018 No.11202503 >>11202249 He's had interest in music long before becoming a big YouTuber. He's just following an old dream.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:15:32 2018 No.11202504 >>11202486 It's from an old TV skit. Try lurking more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 15:21:56 2018 No.11202983 >>11202249 >he became a shitty rapper/singer with an awful voice you cant listen to for more than a minute >he could have just kept making meme songs and done alot better Worst time line

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 19:06:38 2018 No.11203883 >>11201683 Damn, it was that simple. I might be Irish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 19:13:47 2018 No.11203909 >>11202486 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBig5p0yBNE

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 19:18:53 2018 No.11203933 >>11199287 JEWISH SWINE!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 19:26:17 2018 No.11203953 >>11199547 >they are still alive god i hate chinks. how close to a literal insectoid can you get?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:44:50 2018 No.11205437 >>11202249 Some of us are over the age of 19 faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:51:44 2018 No.11205464 File: 150 KB, 596x705, 1469394392234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11199547 >Still alive with all the shit in their digestive tract >Literally eating rat shit Chinks really are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:10:39 2018 No.11205679 >>11202249 Pretty sure his health is going down the toilet fast

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 09:59:58 2018 No.11206535 >>11199352 That'll be a pound extra sir

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 10:15:12 2018 No.11206560 >>11198624 Hey! What'chu complainin' about? It's a condiment!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 10:19:07 2018 No.11206570 >>11202249 umm maybe because you can't make money on yt doing edgy stuff anymore? he would get demonetized or got his channel deleted

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 10:25:14 2018 No.11206586 >>11205464 Maybe they starve them for a couple of days before

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