/ck/ - Food & Cooking

OP, are you fat? Water is perfectly fine to satisfy thirst or while eating food.
Also makes sense, it costs exactly $0.00 making it the best value beverage.

>>11183825
Pure water is the chaddest of drinks

if you're too poor to afford a beer you're too poor to take up restaurant space
GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.
of course this doesn't apply to kids or pregnant women.

Not me! I'll take a sodie pop!
GLUGLUGLUG
Ah, refreshing! Waiter, fill'er up again!

>>11183846
Came here to post this

>>11183846
>serving women
Inshallah, this is the kind of degeneracy we do not allow

>>11183825
>ill have a glass of wine
>ill have a beer

ok now that the hotwife and her cuck husband have ordered what will everyone have?

>>11183872
BASED

>free
>no calories
>incredibly good for you
>let's you fill up more on the food

I never understood the stigma of water.

>>11183825
>asks for bottle water

Yeah, can I get a water, with a lemon wedge? Thayeanks.

Ice water is literally the most refreshing drink.

>>11183872
I'll have a strawberry lemonade. I drink alcohol at home.

>>11184102
man of refined taste detected

>>11184102
>that subtle lemon flavor
Tastelets just won't understand.

>>11183846
>drinking alcohol
>poisoning your body with the sauce

You'll never make it.

>>11183840
I once had a sip of 99.9999% pure water from a Milli-Q filter. I felt like my throat was stripped of every mineral it ever had for a good half hour.

Is that you red robin guy?

>>11183825
>sugar water
>alcohol
why

I always order a coke when I eat out.

I drink both the free water and the coke.

The way I see it, not ordering a soda is in bad taste. It shows that you are a. frugal, b. too conscious about health related matters to treat yourself occasionally which gives the impression you are unhealthy, or recovering from being unhealthy.

No, the only way to look reasonable is to order a coke.

>>11183825
ill have an unsweetened iced tea please

>>11184056
I never understood the ligma of water.

>>11184214
Underrated post.

>>11183825
>he drinks carbonated liquid sugar
stay mad fatty

>>11183833
I know of a beverage where you get money to drink it. :) :):):)

>>11184484
Congratulations, you have autism

>>11184484
Based and redpilled

>>11183833
>Water is perfectly fine to satisfy thirst
Hey it's Mark Zuckerberg.

>Plain water plz.
>Sorry, we only have bottled mineral water!

>I'll have a hot water with lemon

>>11184913
>when the waitress isn't looking drop in a smuggled t-bag
I will not pay for flavored water

>>11184966
I really don't think anyone would care

>>11184484
I get kidney stones from even a meager amount of soda tho

>>11183846
>beer with food
Tastelet detected

>>11184606
What's ligma? ;)

>>11185043
>ligma
salty, slightly funky and fuzzy

>>11184484
Being frugal is a good thing

>>11184902
Literally illegal

>>11183846
>>11184484
Lmao, how cucked you have to be to think you HAVE to spend money in beverages. Stay jew'd my lads.

>>11185157
>being this autistic

>>11183825
Good for you, fat boy

>>11183846
And who’s gonna stop me from ordering my single appetizer, glass of water and leave no tip huh?

>>11183825
I can always see the disappointment on the waiter's face when I say that, ijust don't want a fucking soda buddy and fuck you anyway you fucking jew

>>11185238
I have bad news for you, your waiter doesn't give a shit

>>11184484
Frugal and health conscious is unreasonable? Huh

>>11185242
Then why do they always look disappointed

>>11185252
Because they are waiting tables, and probably coming off a bender.

>>11183825
>Please buy our high profit margins beverages that you may not even want to drink

Nah, fuck you.

>>11184484
>>The way I see it, not ordering a soda is in bad taste
You sound like the kind of fag who defends servers demanding an increase of 25% tip minimum

>>11183846
>ordering a beer
if you're too poor to afford a bottle or two of wine you're too poor to take up restaurant space
GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.
of course this doesn't apply to goats or shepherds

>>11185383
>A man, ordering wine

>>11183833
Make an effort to eat good the majority of the time and then you don't have to be the odd one special ordering when you do go out.

Can I have a large chocolate milk?

Didn't get the meme that ordering just water is against the social rules.

Only troglodytes drink non-sparkling water.

>>11185314
based

Yeah because I'll be ordering a WATER

>>11183846

>>11184966
You paid for the "t-bag", presumably

>>11185437
>americans actually accept the premise that a man drinking wine is funny and/or embarrassing

Sad!

>>11183833
Next you're probably going to tell me that cardboard is edible too, aren't you?

>>11185474
Can you watch mine while I go do something?

>>11186162
This comic was made by a child with a baby palate, it is not to be taken seriously by anyone

>>11186252
>false equivalency
Excellent trolling my friend.

>drinking anything other than water
>ever
Enjoy dying at 50 lmao

>>11186326
let's be real here, alcohol is a nice thing and tea can be very tasty, but soda is for manchildren with no taste other than sweet

Water is healthy as fuck
Bitch you better
DRINK
water
DRINK
water
DRINK
water
bitch
https://youtu.be/RPxvTd_jCPQ?t=142

>>11184484
just order water and something to eat instead?

Are we seriously ridiculing people for drinking water?

>>11184484
>$0.05 has been deposited into your account

>>11186191
you know what water is, right?

>>11183825
>Order a soda
>2.19
>Comes in an eight ounce glass
>Half of it is ice
>Waitress never comes to give you a refill

>>11183825
lol if you don't drink alcohol or soda wtf are you supposed to order besides water

>>11183825
I only have 2000 calories a day and I'm not wasting them on a 350+ cal glass of soda.

>>11184056
THIS

>>11183846
I guess you can drive yourself home, then.

>>11184484
>being frugal is bad
Okay, retard.
Keep on being poor, then.

>>11185040
There are enough dishes that go very well with beer. Just order a small one if you care to not look like a pleb.

>>11187351
You get 2500 if you're active and not tiny.

>>11187351
>d-drive yerself home!
dude if you don't eat or drink anyway you wouldn't stay long enough for your companions to get drunk

>one glass
>one glass of milk please

>>11183825
>tip beggars angry I'm not adding $3 soda or $8 bottle of beer to my bill
Eat all the shit and then die.

no water, just ice thanks.

>>11184102
that will be $3

>>11184102
based and lemonpilled

You cant enjoy the food taste if you are drinking anything but water.

Itll be a club soda with lime, ma’am

>>11183846
I'm not poor, I just don't have shit taste

>>11187323
tea?

>>11183846
>itt waitstaff
I order water at restaurants mainly for the satisfaction I get from seeing the waiter's face when he realizes his tip is likely going to be shit for this table but he's still got to make an attempt on the off chance we are big tippers.

>>11184484

>>11185252
Because they are dealing with your autistic ass

>>11183825
>one line greentext

>>11188263
>bragging about having ball sweat rimmed on his glass
you do you, bae

>>11188263
Nice kanye, very cool!

>>11183825
>he want's to waste his daily caloric intake on drinking calories

>>11183846
>al/ck/ fags are literally silently seething when they see somebody not drinking
the absolute spergs

>>11185206
>leave no tip
Living in a country where waiters are actually paid a fair wage is nice since you don't have to tip.
But I guess regarding your behaviour I'm sure you'll enjoy the nice spit in your food.

>>11183846
95% of beers tastes like shit anyway so I don't bother and go with water.

>>11185383
Now wine I can go with it.

>>11184484
>too conscious about health related matters
why add more sugar to a calorie-heavy meal?

>>11183846
>4chan told me i need to order a drink to be considered a man
>brainlet follows
>???
>resturant benefits

>>11183825
Only zoomers pull that shit.

>>11183825
>paying extra for liquid diabetes to go with your tendies
does the waitress look at you funny when you order from the kids' menu?
>>11183846
>having to drink alcohol with every meal like an addict, even when you have to drive after

>>11188448
>he isn’t an alcoholic

>>11188641
And I'll enjoy the profits from a nice lawsuit as well, thanks baby

>>11186162
>Kafkatrapping
Whoa you are so woke, unlike most sheeple

>>11188448
How do you waste calorical intake? Is this a falasse thing

Who gives a fuck what you order for a drink. I've ordered water, I've ordered a prairie oyster. The only time someone cares is when you order a retardly complicated drink when the bar is slammed.

>>11186077

You mean Water, right?

>>11184803
Hes talking about cums

>going to restaurants
>not just skipping the dishes
eke

>>11188794
>h-hello taxi company... can you send me an Uber please? Yes, I had a beer :X

>>11183825
As a recovering alcoholic with limited access to sweet tea in the Midwest I see nothing wrong with this.

>>11183846

>>11187351
To be fair 20oz of coke is only 240 calories, and considering the glasses wont be 20oz and they are always filled up over halfway with ice the amount of calories from a restaurant cola is probably only 180. Sure it's still bad for you, but one every now and then wont kill you.

>>11184102

>>11185043
ligma balls hahhahahhahahahahaha

>>11183825
For me, it's Dihydrogen Monoxide