/ck/ - Food & Cooking

close up of the general tso and pork fried rice

ur super jealous arent u

>>11169333
Jealous of those trips tbqh

>>11169335
No I think you deserve to get your ass beat for eating in bed

>>11169333
Mate, put your piss cup on the floor.

>>11169333
>eating on your bed

Not jealous at all, desu.

Very. I have not eaten in 36 hours and am quite hungey

>>11169333
throws his garbage in the closet

>>11169333
get it together man

>>11169348

This. Bed is for sleeping, sexing, and chatting with Brad on the phone

Yeah takeaway looks so appetising. Get your life in order faggot.

>>11169339
>>11169348
my room is too comfy to not eat in bed

>>11169374
looks pretty comfy to me, my room is only slightly cleaner because I have more room to throw shit

>>11169374
Now post a picture of yourself, friend.

not really take out chinese doesnt really taste that great, is usually over cooked, and made with low quality ingredients. if i want chinese ill cook my own

>>11169374
Mom is gonna freak

>>11169374
why does /ck/ attract so many "people" like this?

>>11169374
Nice looks like mine except there is dog poop everywhere

>>11169455
t. fag brainwashed by the cleanliness jew

>>11169513
this

in the midevil era peoplelived in squaller because it was ez and now u just buy vacuum cleaners and other jewish shit to make yourself """clean""" ii bet you take a shower per day too, yikes

>>11169455
Free thinkers unburdened by society's notions of cleanliness?

>>11169374
This has to be a girl (female) because my sister's room looked almost exactly like that. What gives it away is females don't use piss jugs and if it were a male there would be a number of them in a room like that.

>>11169455
hello goyim, I would like to sell you some ((cleaning products))

i hear in china they just call it food.

i'll be here all night ladies and gentlemen

>>11169661
I used to piss in bottles and jugs but my landlord/roommate got pissed at me so I had to stop lol
pic related one of my old piss jugs

>>11169333
Of a fatass eating chinese food in bed?
0/10

>>11169665
Lol it's not even about cleaning it just pick your shit up for fuck's sake. Humans aren't meant to have nests

>>11169333
10/10, I wish I lived in a shithole too.

>>11169333
>>11169335
I would have been slobbering a few years ago looking at these pictures but I worked really hard to be /fit/ so I’m not jealous at all actually, so now I feel nothing. this feels kind of surreal

>>11169374
Black apartment?

>>11169333
looks like a microwave meal and a bottle of injected piss

>>11170364
>>11169333
and clean your nasty ass bedroom

>>11170019
>Humans aren't meant to have nests

>>11169333
80% jealous
I have booze, but i'd be 101% jealous after I'm done drinking

>>11170019
>Humans aren't meant to have nests
How about go fuck yourself kike

>>11170432
this, but metaphysically

not too jealous since i am sitting here stuffing my face with pretzels like a good fatty, but mate i have to tell you that while the gen's chicken looks okay that PFR looks absolutely awful. you must live in ohio, indiana, or wisconsin.

>>11169333
Why are you eating in your bedroom

>>11169374
Masao/cwc/dinotendies level

>>11169534
>squaller

>>11170019
28 years of blissful nesting will not be decried by you, nerd

>>11169333
Not particularly. I don't care for General Tso.

Not a comfy dining environment either.

>>11169374
What in the goddamn

I had a meal like OP's today. Lunch special with General Tso's, pork fried rice, crab rangoon, and hot & sour soup for $7.70. It's big enough I had it for lunch, dinner, and there's some left over for breakfast.

ITT: poverty

>>11170974
not based and redpilled

>>11169333
not terribly
it's just take-out
probably gonna go get some later today

>>11169374
my room is about as messy as this, but without the literal garbage everywhere

>>11169374

>>11169333
>room looks like shit
>stuff looks dirty
>food is on bed
>food looks horrendous

>>11173090
still me, this picture>>11169374
made me broom and mop my apt rn.

>>11169455
Did you forget what site you're on?

Fucking sad

>>11169333
chinese food is the actual worst though

>>11169335
>>11169333
Definitely looks like a low end place that will give you food poisoning 1/4th of the time dude

The people who are always fretting and nitpicking about cleanliness really need to stop it. you're not witty, you're a normie.

>>11169374

>>11169333
Checked. Not jealous in the slightest though, not a single thing about that picture is appealing to me.

>>11173345
i'd rather be a normie than a filthy fucking slob

>soup cup looks like a big cup of piss

>>11169333
>>11169335
>>11169374
>>11169713

anyone else regularly /clean/ your room/apartment here

>>11169374

>>11169374

I wish I was insane enough to just live in squalor and not give a flying fuck about it. What are some hot tips for driving myself over the edge once and for all?

>>11169333
10/10
makes me feel better about myself

>>11175118
Being a fucking worthless alcoholfag for starters and letting everyone know how big a fucking loser you are

>>11174754
i don't clean my room much but I don't really eat here I only really need a monthly vacuuming and throwing out water bottles
My desk is a pretty big mess though but I'm getting a new one soon so it don't matter too much
God op's pic makes me so fucking grateful I have some fucking decently to clean my shit

>>11169333
Do Americans really eat potato chips to go with their chinese takeway?

>>11170019
>Humans aren't meant to have nests
Deep

>sitting in the library cause it's raining, trying to download fastfood coupons

I'm not jealous anon just very sad

>>11176025
>potato chips
These are potato chips, you bumbling fuck.

>>11176030
No those are "chips" and the ones in the op are "chips" as well. Fuck off

>>11176030

>>11176035
These are fries. Delete yourself.

>>11176040
potatoes*

>>11169374
the food looks nice but you need to get a better grip on your life dude

Jesus Christ that looks like the same shit the shitty maggot wagon, food truck brings to work. It's 5 bucks for all that

>>11169333
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

>*sip*

>>11174754
I have paper crap, notebooks and a layer of clothes covering pretty much the entirety of my floor but nothing as bad as OP...yet

It's giving me the motivation to pick my shit up, thanks

>>11169374
what do girls say when they go into your room?

>>11178807
nothing because their mouths are duct taped

>>11178754
There's literally always a guitar in those kind of rooms, wtf?

>>11178835
They're the kind of people who think "I should start a band!", using their birthday money to buy themselves a guitar and never touch it after that

>>11169333
ah yes nothing quite like chasing down my chinese food with a large vat of hot dog water

>>11169374
jesus christ OP, do you just sleep under the pizza boxes?

ITT: mental illness

Get help. There's a better life awaiting you.

>>11169374

On the bright side, you can only go up from here Buckoo

>>11178852

>>11169374
I can already imagine how you look.

>>11169374
What the actual fuck
Get me in the screencap

>>11176037
Hate jalapenos taste but man love shitty 'jalapeno' flavoring

>>11178754
I love the effort put into placeing the beer cans neatly the only time mine gets this bad is over weeks when i keep falling asleep half way thru a beer and i have a bunch of half empty beer i need to pour out to throw away.

>>11179434
>effort

>>11174754
My mother takes care of that for me.

>>11179434
I don't even pour them out, I just place them upright into a grocery bag then tie it up, then put that bag into a garbage bag with other trash and immediately take it out.

>>11169374
Is that a fucking scale at the bottom? That seems like it contradicts everything here

>>11169374
I don't even understand how someone can just sleep with filth on purpose

>>11169333
your room looks like you have given up on life

>>11169374
The squalor you live in is astounding.

>>11169660
It's always gross when 30 year olds try to dress up as 15 year olds

>>11169374
Imagine the smell

>>11169713
Used to do the same, there was no landlord nor flatmates to bitch about, tho. I stopped to do so after taking one solid sip of my own piss by accident.
(Yup, it's salty)

>>11169374
this is a sign of poor mental health. get your shit together man please

>>11169374
What the fucking hell is this madness?

>>11180314
wait till you scroll down bud

>>11180314
>given up on life
I have, but even my room isn't that messy.

Congratz OP, you made me clean my room

>>11169335
That fried rice looks pathetic

>>11169713
Why do you become so lazy you cannot piss in the toilet? Or even open a window and stream out that?

>>11175118
Drugs and liquor

>>11169374
how do you not wake up covered in rats every day?
jesus fuck dude.
get help.

>>11169374
Put me in the screencap.

>>11169333
2/10
I may not have the food but I have a table with chairs.

>>11181772
You got it.

Legit jealous tbqh. I wish I could have some chinese right now.

Fellow men of culture

>>11169333
what is that tube of yellowish clear liquid?

>>11182051
that's egg drop soup

>>11169333
What is that to the right of the rice? Are those french fries?

>>11182051
>>11182059
its lemonade
>>11182064
yea

There isn't going to be a screen capture you dumb fucks. This is a completely average level of cleanness for a college dorm room or whatever shoebox mister op dwells in. Buncha npcs in this thread.

Me? I am VERY jealous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZB_1Vl3C8A

>>11169333
Why is there a jar of piss next to your shitty chink food. Get yourself together faggot.

>>11182047
Who do you share the room with