/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This beef ain't gonna jerk itself ay vinny bo binny

I wish Brad was my big brother.

Does Claire taste his beef jerky?

the editing is pure kino xD

>>11170570
You KNOW Claire is jerking that beef all day long off-camera.

>>11170557
Brad's the chaddest of Chads.

>claire leaves
>in brads next video after that he seems super excitable and happy

>>11170612
it was probably a sexual harassment case. and since brad is a loyal husband he wasn't having any of that shit

>>11170612
Did Claire really leave? Did she make a goodbye video?

>>11170576
"The fuck did you just say about Claire, bud?"

>>11170909
She moved to Alaska.

>>11170909
She was released back to the ocean.

>>11171330
delet this

>>11171330
Because she is a majestic mer-jewess, of course.

>>11171994
A rare Deepwater Jew.

>>11171227
can you imagine how thicc she's going to get in that cold climate?

>>11172020
>>11171994
>>11171330
Now I am imagining the yarmulke being a secret cover for a blowhole.

>>11172026
Depends on where she goes. I have family spread throughout the state, if she is just in anchorage or fairbanks or something she'll be fine.

>>11170557
Literally who?

>>11170612
He's probably banging that qt molly now

So this is just straight up advertising now, right?
I mean there's even the tk u 2 da | marks.

I wish he'd have mentioned how to make jerky in an oven without a dehydrator

>>11172180
there is only one Molly worth being loved

>>11170557
I really enjoy cooking shows, but the whole
>I'm a comedian, this video is going to be two hours of me making shitty jokes
schtick is more than I can bear. Fuck Brad.

>>11172376
is that you posting, claire? he got you fired didn't he

the Chad Brad vs the Virgin Babish

>>11172378
Nope. I had never heard of Brad or Claire before today.

>cutting for jerky meat
>eyeround and across the grain instead of with
>has a cooking show
What?

>>11172393
Cutting it against the grain makes it less like chewing leather, which I can't blame him for doing with eye of round. You'd have a valid point if he was using a more tender cut, but he wasn't.

>>11170557
Why was the thread with Claire's pasta salad deleted? went afk for dinner and groceries and when I came back the thread was already gone. Did you people actually fight over her again?

>>11171227
but why though?

>>11172393
What’s the purpose of cutting with the grain? I’ve never made jerky before. Does it result in a mealy texzture when dried?

>>11172380
get off my board, seriously

>>11173469
From what I saw, Literally none of the posts in the thread were about the food.

>>11173495
wtf what is wrong with the people here?
Claire can actually cook, unlike shit stuff like epic meal time or jack or joey.

>>11173563
It wasn’t a very interesting recipe but yeah, that wasn’t the point of the thread.

>>11173563
All of those threads should be deleted. These BA threads showed up out of nowhere over the summer, have consistently been posted multiple times per day, and are straight up waifu garbage. It's pretty obvious shilling.

>>11173563
yeah man the cooking is what people like about claire not the brap posting and jew lusting

>>11173490
If you're making jerky from tender cuts of meat, cutting against the grain will result in jerky granules as the meat falls apart in the drying. Cutting with the grain gives tender cuts that more typical jerky toughness, but Brad used eye of round, which is a tough cut generally used for stewing. A tough cut like that will be even tougher if you cut with the grain, so cutting against it actually makes it reasonably chewable.

>>11173655
Why the fuck would you make jerky from tender cuts of meat? The jerking process will tenderize the tough meat just fine and is traditionally a way to use up cheap cuts of meat that are not nearly as commercially viable raw.

>>11173495
Mine was, I talked about how much I wanted to toss her delicious salad.

>>11173705
>Why the fuck would you make jerky from tender cuts of meat?
Valid question, makes as little sense to me as it does to you. That's my answer though.
The product didn't suffer from being cut against the grain in this case so I don't see why anybody would take issue with it other than a baseless sense of "but that's not how it's supposed to be done".

>>11173655
>Brad used eye of round
>whole time thought he was using rib eye
>spent the entire video wondering why he would waste a good cut on jerky
I feel like an idiot now

>>11171227
Pretty sure it was just for vacation

>>11170557
>faggot tries to make jerky
>doesn't even smoke it
>millennials who have only ever eaten industrial pulped jerky in cryovac from gas stations start bitching about crossgrain or with grain cutting
Never change, faggots.

>>11173889
ah yes just start up a giant smoker in the world trade centre what could possibly go wrong?

>>11173889
>smoking meat
i'm not gay

>>11173889
>biggest criticism is "he didn't smoke it"
bring some actual firepower next time you want to get mad about something

>>11173889
Imagine being this gay.

>>11172393
>>11173490
he says in the video
>cut it against the grain so it'll fall apart easier rather than tearing away in shreds
and then follows up with
>at least that's how I like it, if you want to cut with the grain then go ahead

>>11174213
I know what that feels like with cooked meat but never tried it with jerky. Gonna have to try it out

>>11173889
god i hope i never get THIS gay.

binged all of Brad's vids and can't stand him anymore. His shtick wears on you and he has the incapability to grow and develop his persona

this is the perfect form of escapism from my mundane and shitty life

Why does is seem like everyone hates each other in this office/ studio / kitchen ?

>>11177008
Kitchen work is stressful enough in a normal kitchen where everyone is working together. The BA test kitchen has that inherent tension while also being full of people working entirely on their own projects at any given time and getting in each other's ways.

>>11170557

he's so cute fuck I wish he wasn't married

>>11175909
I agree, it just comes off as an act after a few videos. And he’s the least annoying of the ba crew.

>>11170557
These waifu shill threads need to be banned.

>>11177781
You can leave.

>>11170557
>daniel wellington
who the fuck is this loser and why do you keep posting him?

>>11170557
What an obnoxious video. Fuck all of those retarded edits and quips. Just show the damn recipe.

>>11177837
You're the one who just showed up over the summer.

>>11172380
Based

>>11172376
It's natural for unlikable people to resent those with natural charisma, but you need to recognize the pettiness of this emotion and work through it.

>>11177846
did this autist seriously reeeeee because he doesn't like the watch brad is wearing?

>>11177860
>Just show the damn recipe.
That's not the point of these videos though. Most people aren't watching food-related videos to actually learn how to cook, but for entertainment. That's why most of the posts in these threads from this channel are just about who is most attractive and whatever, not about the food.

>>11177956
Well they're not entertaining either.

>>11177943
It's a high-budget professionally produced YouTube series about cooking is it not? Every single detail is carefully chosen, down to to the length of his stubble, and how beat up looking his "vintage workman apron" should be. And in turn every deliberately chosen detail that looks stupid is fair game.

If it was some amateur how to cook video then it would be a different story.

>>11172372
I'd slather her with my smokehouse rub....IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

>>11170557
>jerky
>cutting against the grain
Does he want to create beef dust?

>>11172026
She'll become smooth and rounded, like a seal.

>>11178107
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, NOW THAT'S SOME REALLY GOOD STUFF VINNERINO!

>>11177973
damn you give content creators a lot of credit.

>>11178161
No, I'm just not ridiculously naive. I've also been inside the offices of some of these media giants. Nothing is an accident at this level, they almost certainly got paid by DW.

>>11178187
lmao you're insane. It'd be way more cost effective to just aggressively market their shit instead of meticulously planning its production

Can Brad cook offal meat for me?

>>11178266
Not that guy but you're very naive if you think those things aren't planned. Color schemes, hair styles, clothing choices, and so much more IS meticulously planned because it does have an influence on how people feel about something. Obviously marketing is more cost effective, but that doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

>>11178536
I bet you're that smock autist too

>>11178536
Are you saying he's samefagging? Because no.

Zoomers are doomed if they think all this stuff on YouTube isn't advertising.