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>"Sup bud, what can I get you?"

>> No.11162410

I'm not your bud, pal.

>> No.11162412

Water, please.

>> No.11162420

>>11162398
Your name and number and what time you finish work.

>> No.11162421

I’ll have a McChicken and an iced coffee.

>> No.11162428

>>11162398
Your manager. You may not be one, but i expect you to speak to me like a professional

>> No.11162429

>>11162398
A more professional server... bud.

>> No.11162435

>>11162428
>>11162429
>*smirks and locks firm eye contact with you*
>"Dont like it? Theres the door bud, I decide how to run my business. Cya"

>> No.11162441

>>11162398
Hello do you have chicken tenders?

>> No.11162444

>>11162435
*phones back from my personal secretaries phone and speaks to actual manager*
*gets you fired*
*leaves bad review on yelp*
*comes back tomorrow*
nothin personnel

>> No.11162447

FUCK BLACK PEOPLE

>> No.11162453

>>11162444
>"bro, are you ok? why are you speaking like that?"
>"I'm the manager here, you might want to sit down bud, heres a water on the house. No problem"

>> No.11162459

>>11162453
>"why are you still here and talking to me I got you fired yesterday"
>order my coffee and don't tip
>later my son loses his soccer game
> I hit my wife

>> No.11162467

>>11162398
Hi, I bought my own sustainable reusable coffee cup, I'd like an oat milk latte with a teaspoon of raw sugar.

Your beans are locally sourced, organic, free range, fair trade, gluten free, carbon neutral, sustainably sourced right?

>> No.11162472

>>11162459
>"bro you aren't making sense, do you have a number of someone who loves you I could call?"
>"oh... nobody loves you. Damn bud, I love you bro, you're safe here."
>"Let me check that temperature"
>*pats your forehead"
>"alright bud just sit here awhile until you feel better, give me a yell if you need anything"

>> No.11162516

>>11162472
Not him but you're making me angry and I don't even know why.

>> No.11162533

>>11162516
because he started a faggoty thread and now he's doubling down on being an even bigger faggot

>> No.11162807

>>11162398
A boiling mug of ice water. Extra grande

>> No.11162826

>>11162467
Yes no problem.

>> No.11162856

id prolly be friends with this guy

>> No.11162865

>>11162398
>'ahem... one COFFEE please'

>> No.11164074

>>11162435
hurrdurr you sure showed them

>> No.11164093

>>11162398
Iced americano please

>> No.11164095
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>>11162398
Black coffee, no need for a cup, refill my thermos please.
>gets 3 cups of coffee and charged for just a refill

Nuffin personal kid

>> No.11164103

>>11162533
>>11162516
Whatare you faggots talking about, this shit is funny.

>> No.11164105

a gf

>> No.11164108

>>11164095
Guy charges you for four cups of coffee instead.

>> No.11164115

>>11162398
if they have alcohol id take a caffè corretto
if not my go to is macchiato( the espresso drink not the starbucks bs)

>> No.11164669

>>11162467
All of beans may graze as they please in open pastures. Yes sir our beans are free range. However you should be aware that these are GMO beans. Modified for a more pleasant drinking experience.

>> No.11164684

>>11162398
coffee, black, and one of those vegan muffins made with processed ingredients #yolo

>> No.11164687

>>11162428
Get a load of this queer.

>> No.11164692

peach snapple and a giant cookie my dude

>> No.11164697

>>11162398
>lumbersexual who has never done a day of real work in her life culturally appropriating a "style"
t. offended real-life lumber man

>> No.11164913

how the fuck did I end up in Portland?

>> No.11164926

>>11162398
Can i get a whole milk cappuccino and a slice of coffee cake?

>> No.11164934

>>11162421
KFC exists cunt, why would you ever get a chicken anything from maccas?

>> No.11164986

Yeah, just a flat white to go
Uhh Cheers

>> No.11165137

>>11162428
Christ

>> No.11165144

>>11162467
Ye

>> No.11165157

>>11164986
Hey man that's my girlfriend

>> No.11165252
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>>11162398
one soy milk please

>> No.11165257

>>11162410
I'M NOT YOUR PAL, FRIEND.

>> No.11165266

Sodium Chloride

>> No.11165808

>>11165257
I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, COMPADRE

>> No.11165857
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11165857

An extra large cà phê trứng for here. Light on ice.

>> No.11165873

Holy shit he's got a button up work shirt, suspenders, a watchcap AND a beard. This guy must be a super macho lumberjack RIGHT!!?
>pours your latte

>> No.11165923

>>11165266
uhh, dude. That's salt.

>> No.11165930

>>11165808
I'M NOT YOUR COMPADRE, PARTNER.

>> No.11165982

>>11162398
Hey man, what's with the suspenders? Scared your pants are going to fall down? And what's with the beanie? Scared your brains are going to fall out? And what's with the beard? Scared your chin is going to fall off? Why don't you just be normal?

>> No.11166010

>>11162398
Double IPA craft beer plz

>> No.11166022

>>11165930
Howdy, partner

>> No.11166040

>>11162398
Ah, finally. A true rugged outdoors type! Being around all these city folk has been such a drain. I'll have a skinny soy latte with three sugars, and please don't make it too hot.

>> No.11166231

>>11166022
How do ya do?

>> No.11166466

>>11162398
>Hey buddy, good to see you. Can you lend me $20? Thaaaaaaannnks!

>> No.11166591

>>11162412
Fuck youuuuu and your goddammit water, pal

>> No.11166683

>>11162420
Latino twink?

>> No.11166686

>>11165982
>Has never been to a town where hoodies and beanies are what literally everyone wears year round

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>>11164108
Then we rise up.

>> No.11166771

>>11165982
>hey kid, what's with the life preserver

>> No.11166783
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>>11162421
Based mcchicken poster

>> No.11166794
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>>11162533
It’s alrggt bud order something or I WiFi password sorry sweety no shoes no service

>> No.11166812

>>11162398
Coffee Black.

>> No.11167150

>>11162398
Why the fuck do hate that stupid word so bad? Bud....

>> No.11167172

>>11162398
A beer, stout if you've got it.

>> No.11167179

When straight guys call me "bud", it makes my willy tingle just a little.

>> No.11167180

>>11162428
Calm the fuck down Betsy, your kids soccer practice isn't that important. You'll have to wait the extra 3 mins for your soy half caff non fat dairy full sugar rainbow sprinkle extra whip jallopachino.

>> No.11167196

>>11166770
that bottom text shit gets me every time

>> No.11167240

>>11162410
>>11165257
>>11165808
>>11165930
calm down reddit. this place is already a flaming shithole without you gaying it up

>> No.11167461

>>11167150
>>11167179
Because Americans on 4chan hate Canadians for the same reason they hate Australians: they can't keep up with the bants.

>> No.11168160

>>11162398
A new barista. Thanks.

>> No.11168183

>>11162398
A shot of testosterone before your faggotry rubs off on me and makes me gay you queer

>> No.11168281

>>11162398
Milk... in a skull cup.

>> No.11168579

A cappuccino and a prostate massage, big boy

>> No.11168766

>>11164105
he probably could

>> No.11168884

>>11166231
How are ya now?

>> No.11169012

>>11168884
Good, 'n you?

>> No.11169043

>>11166770
>danger to society
>wigglyjigglyarmsandburningcomputer.jog

>> No.11169048

>>11169012
Not so bad

>> No.11169415

>>11167461
>canadians
>banter
kek

>> No.11169496

One (1) deconstructed tap water please

>> No.11169499

>>11162459
>> I hit my wife
FRIGGING red pilled and based

>> No.11169555
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11169555

>>11162467
>free range beans

>> No.11170024

>>11162398
Café Torrado,negro por favor y gracias

>> No.11170048

>>11167180
Kek

>> No.11170070

>>11162398
a pint of your finest miller high life

>> No.11170086

>>11166770
I just realized a minute ago I'm not on /v/
fuck, every hobby board is the same shit

>> No.11170091

Just a double shot of expresso thanks

>> No.11170093

A map with the quickest route out of weedmanland, thanks.

>> No.11171353

>>11162410
im not you nutty buddy

>> No.11171401
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11171401

>>11162453
>heres a water on the house
>on the house
You have to PAY for water in burgerland?

>> No.11171404

>>11171401
how much for a potion or elixir?

>> No.11171407

>>11162398
an americano with a touch of cream and butter croissant please

>> No.11171449

>>11171404
One firstborn child at once, or in several easy payment.

>> No.11171478

small decaf in a medium cup, so i have room for half and half. thats it. or iced decaf with half and half in warm weather. its gotta be peets or starbucks or any dark roast, no sour flavor allowed. i dont care if its espresso, or americano, or drip, or cold brew, as long as its dark roast.

>> No.11172321

>>11164095
GANG WEED

>> No.11172328

God tbis faggot thread is still up. reminder I would've had him fired by now and he'd be turning tricks in an interstate bathroom while he waits for his 4$ royalty check from his indy bands CD "My life is stupid" by "guess which one of the 12 of us doesn't have AIDS"

>> No.11172900
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11172900

>>11172328
>being so bitter and insecure that you not only have to fantasize about destroying the life of a nonexistent hipster, but also have to remind everyone of it

>> No.11173389

Super grande Lapsang Suchong please god bless you

>> No.11175427

You there beards, make me an espresso and serve it in a senior latte cup size so I can merrily top off the rest with your fat free creamer that you so generously provide for free, now chop chop!

>> No.11176326

butter pecan cold brew with cream

>> No.11176360

>>11162398
I'll have a free water

>> No.11176382

>>11167240
>South park meme from like a decade ago is reddit.
This place is so full of newfags even the oldfags are getting called newfags.

>> No.11176388

>>11162428
>Being so vindictive that you try to get someone fired over their workplace culture.
If you don't like it, then just go to a different coffee place, or here is an idea, make your own fucking better, cheaper, coffee yourself in your own fucking home you useless piece of garbage.

>> No.11176470

An autograph, Lionel.

>> No.11176490

>>11162412
Is Pepsi okay?

>> No.11176497
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11176497

i require Kassandra's milkies, Kassandra's milkies sustain my existence.

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11176503

>>11176497
shit, i posted the wrong girl. i require Claire's milkies, it will take a few weeks for Kassandra's milkies to arrive.

>> No.11176573

>>11176388
unemployable asshurt zoomer detected. did your step-dad convince your mom to kick you out?

>> No.11176592

>Reeeeee this guy is dressed like a lumberjack when he's not one mom call his manager I don't like it

>> No.11176664

>>11167180
Nice boomer joke

>> No.11178172

>>11162447
this