/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The girl can have the pizza. I'm going for a walk and then sit at home to read for a bit before bed.

>>11158170
The cat

Women are overrated tbdesu. Pizza for me.

Eat girl, fuck bike, steal pizza.

>>11158170
Is that Whitney Moore?

The girl I guess. Don't like that kind of pizza.

>>11158187
based oldfag

>>11158179
based involuntary celibate

>>11158187
the pizza would be cold by then

>>11158179
Based and zenpilled.

>>11158170
Will the pizza give me gonorrhea?

>>11158236
based projectingposter

>>11158381
Nope. Perhaps a bit of indigestion though. Take a tums.

Used to be such a good picture until she whored herself out making more and more disingenuous photos doing the same thing. Now I hope she dies.

>>11158170
I'll take the pizza with her nipples, labia, and her turd cutter as toppings. Best of both worlds

>>11158170
>dijornos frozen pizza or 6.8 farm girl

ill take the farm girl.

>>11158170
Reminded me of this absolute classic, op.
> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MW21lp833Vo

>>11158474
Your post is scary, my nigger.

>>11158196
> Tfw she isn't as cute as i would have liked.

>>11158170
I'd take her, tell her I was into food stuff and eat the pizza whilst getting sucked off. I'd go home alone after blowing my load in her mouth, drink booze and play Fallout New Vegas content in knowing I ain't got a needy whiny woman ruining my playtime. Picture unrelated.

>>11158179
Fpbp

>no girl will ever look at me like that
God I hate being a 7" dicklet

>>11158644
Are you cut or uncut?

>>11158646
Uncut. I'm from Ireland though so Judaism isn't a popular meme here.

>>11158651
That's funny because in America we just do it because dads are jealous of their newborn son's uncut dicks and women are just used to cut dicks so they let their son get cut.

>>11158664
I've sent dick pics to American girls and they have been confused or disgusted or genuinely enraged by my foreskin. I used to think it was just an ebin 4chan meme.

>>11158683
Did they ask for the dick pics?

>>11158690
Can I have one?

>>11158690
The maddest one did.

>>11158683
>disgusted or genuinely enraged
>by a normal penis

America was a mistake

>>11158644
Y-y-y-you're 7 inches? W-w-w-what a poor guy, right?

>>11158696
I don't have a dick I'm afraid.

>>11158699
Most people don't like just getting random dick pics they didn't ask for. Then again, most sane people shouldn't be disgusted by someone else's body so easily. I mean, it's just a dick.

>>11158711
A 7" dick, I might add. I'm sure you know this, but that's not dicklet size at all.

>>11158704
Do you also not cut your hair, brush your teeth, or shower regularly? Did they also leave the umbilical cord attached after you were born and let it turn black and die, hoping that you didn't get gangrene? Uncut dicks are fucking disgusting, and no girl will ever want to get near you when they see that puke inducing slug shit.

>sage for off topic

>>11158711
>no dick
God really fucked up when he made women.

>>11158717
Sometimes I wish I had a dick so I could get girls to look at me the way they do men

>>11158721
As a man I can honestly say that you aren't missing much.

>>11158711
Everyone says this but most of them do actually like it. I umderstand the sheer annoyance factor. I can also tell the difference between them sperging out about being spammed with cocks, and legitimately being confused by an unmutilated penis. Like I said the one that genuinely got pissed off at me literally asked to see it.

The manner in which they displayed their contact details suggested they were looking for some sort of libidinous exchange. A lot of them weren't assholes about it but literally confused as to why it looked that way.

>I don't have a dick
Can you cook or do you just post McChicken threads ?

>>11158710
I realise it's not small though it was just meant to be an offhanded comment about how it would be nice if for once a woman looked at my genitals with the lust and wonder that woman has for that slice of pizza.

>>11158762
>Can you cook
I can make a mean scrambled egg

I'm uncut and I've never had a girl complain. A few didn't even noticed until I told them.

To all the men here that a crying. Go get a girl. Make a baby. Get divorced. Get ex wife. See how horny you are after that.

>>11158721
Why would you want people to look at you with amused disdain?

>>11158179
Holy fucking based Vince give him the strap he’s ready!!!>>11158215

>>11158180
I want to unsee

>>11159167
I've done all those things and I'm hornier than ever.

>>11159181
godspeed

>>11158170
>>11158170
Who is she?

>>11158528
its like sugar pine 7 without the voice over, man sugar pine 7 isn't that funny without the narrator.

>>11159196
I can't tell if this is funny or cringy

>>11159211
>>11159196
Sorry, meant to reference the video

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