/ck/ - Food & Cooking

whatever mom made.

>>11153786
Usually these sort of threads don't apply, but my dad is a real sucker for Mt. Olive Pepperoncini.

microwave popcorn
puffed rice cakes

>>11153786
it's top tier anyone food
little fucks are delicious

>>11153786
My dad could kick your dad's ass big time.

>>11153818
fuck yeah

>>11153786
Does "dad food" just mean, "it's the cheapest one on the shelf and tastes fine to me"? Because everything Mt. Olive is garbage, but I've met a few dads who think like that and have zero taste.

Pretty sure dad = boomer

No dad can resist french onion chip dip

>>11154482
god, I love that stuff
there are two snacks I can absolutely inhale:
tortilla chips and salsa
plain lays chips with sour cream and onion dip

>>11154482
whoa is that shit shelf stable

i'm only used to the stuff you find near the dairy coolers

Dads! Amirite?! lmao

>>11153786
Thanks for posting this thread. Now I'll know what to get when I start dating daddies

>>11153786
didnt know pepperoncini were dad food, i love those

>>11154482
My dad dumps a package of onion soup mix in a tub of sour cream, stirs it twice, and that's a fucking super bowl party baby

>>11155191
is that a real comic?

>>11155347
That's what we call mangas

>>11153786
these look delicious. i would eat a whole bottle. what are they, pickled banana peppers?

>>11155385
Yeah I know but I was trying to not sound like a weeaboo.

>>11153786
only dad food if you get the 32 oz jar and eat directly from it

>>11155407
shit, I'm single and I do this with many types of pickled foods

>>11155419
big fan of pickled green beans myself

>>11155396
wheredoyouthinkyouare.webm.ru

>>11155458
I know ._.
But really is it though?

>>11155461
Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui!

If this was /a/ I'd get shit for spoonfeeding so be grateful

dad loves these

>>11155487
/a/ here, you're a fag

>>11155391
pretty much
tangy and delicious

The humble pork pie.

Dad approved.

>>11153786
>a punnet of fresh, hot cockles with malt vinegar and black pepper

smells lovely but I can't abide the flavour or texture

>top tier dad food

YOU'RE MOMS PUSSIE. LOL

>>11155923
came here to post this shit
canned fish is the ultimate god tier dad food

>>11155487
I'm the guy who spoon feeds people on /a/.

It's fucking annoying when people won't tell you something and reverse image search gives you nothing.

>>11156416
ha ha ha o k dis is epik

>>11156540
could have sworn that was a toothbrush

>>11156540
Is your dad in a senior care facility?

A bag of these puppies, a block of pepper jack cheese, and a box of Chicken in a Biscuits makes a mighty fine single dad meal

>>11156540
is your dad gay?

>>11156599
Both are.

My dad has absolutely no idea how to cook anything good, it's sad. If my mother isn't home his attempt at cooking I find disgusting
>Take torilla
>Put deli provolone cheese and ham on it
>put in microwave for 30 seconds
I have literally no idea how he can eat that shit, the only actual "meal" he can cook is basic pasta+ canned tomato sauce+ italian sausage

>>11156604
i would hope so

Head Cheese. Mmm leftover animal organs, vinegar, aspic, some spice. Could really go for an icy cold slice of the souse oh yes

>>11153818
gimme some o that

>>11153786
canned albacore tuna, my dad makes tuna sandwiches fucking constantly
pretty sure he has some form of mercury poisoning

>>11155206
very good

>>11156593
>chicken in a biskit
>with some salami
I'm fucking cumming, best snack

my dad was so sick of everyone of his kids eating all the ice cream he starting buying spumoni and grew to love it
none of us can stand it

>>11153786
Your mother.

I sincerely hope my wife's son doesn't get on here bad mouthing me the way you ungrateful fuckers are.

Also, frito pie.

>>11156254
dad takes you on a road trip you need at least one bag of oberto jerky, legally mandated

>>11156599
I wish

>>11155487
/a/ must be a pretty shit place. Pathetic attitude.

>>11153818
Shit tier
What can be more of a tv dinner in a trailer park ... I must know

Two words boize: GREEN OLIVES

*blocks your dad’s path*

>>11153818
Salisbury Steak is the ultimate in unpretentious cool food

>>11155206
This.
Shit's dope.

My Dad's stated favorite.

>>11159125
is that you, Bobby?

>>11159133
I'm far closer to bobby than I'm comfortable with.

>>11159125
I read the nutrition on this once
it's got 4x the calories of the hormel brand i usually get, but doesn't taste 4x better

>>11159125
>>11159148
Implying spending a buck to get filled up all day with a microwave plate is a bad thing
Clearly not a dad

>>11159161
>all day
I need more than that, little one.

>>11153786

>>11156470
I bought a can of these on a whim the other day, but I've never had 'deens.

I've got the unopened tin sitting in my fridge, and have no clue how to eat them.

>>11159973
you fucks outta be ashamed that it took this long for someone to post pork rinds

>>11160021
Why would you store an unopened tin in the fridge? You do know the whole point of cans is that they don't require refrigeration, right?

That's a good brand, BTW.

>>How to eat them
However you like. Eat 'em with a fork if you want. Put them on crackers or toast. Stick 'em in a sandwich. Use them to dress a salad, etc.

>>11160033
I've never had lukewarm fish. It sounds weird.

>>11160056
You store it at room temp. You warm up the can before serving.

>>11160061
ok. I'll throw it in the microwave before i open it tonight. thx for the help anon, i hope u have a good day, have to go to work now bye.

>>11159090
*blocks your dad's arteries*

>>11154512
You mean wavy lays, right?

>>11160065
>>microwaving metal

Hot water bath, anon. Don't be stupid.

>>11160021
>open can
>remove deenz
>if they are complete filets with spine (as in not half filets), split them open, take out the spine (can be eaten with no problem, but I don't like the crunchy texture)
>eat them
options for eating
>just like that
>put something on them: lemon squirt, salt and pepper, tabasco, w/e
>put them on a cracker
>put them in a sammich
>fry them in a pan to make them more crispy
I recommend at least some salt and pepper, they can be a bit bitter otherwise.

>>11160021
crusty rye bread, horse radish, some red onion, some lettuce, salt and pepper

Bubba burgers, poorly cooked on a grill mat until no juices remain, topped with American cheese and ketchup on a shitty white bread bun, no other condiments or toppings in sight.

God I hate family barbeques.

>>11154419
It hurts...