/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11149919
le epic facebook maymay

>>11149919
>eat healthy
>still eventually die
damn what a meme

>broccoli gets stuck in your teeth
wat

>>11149953
British terthwith gaps

had a pizza with broccoli just last night. got half of it in my fridge still.

>>11149953
brit, pls go

muh dick gets stuck in yur mums pusssay

>>11149962
>in the fridge
it belongs in the garbage.

>>11149962
what kind of pizza?

>>11149982
so do most of the contents of my fridge

>>11149997
get your shit together, you fucking slob.

>>11149992
broc, chicken breast, artichokes, mozzarella and feta

>>11150004
would unironically duel you to the death irl

>>11150004
sounds like some boss tier 'za

>>11150021
yeah probably because you want to kill me and take my pizza

>>11150004
substitute the chicken breast for thin slices of lemon and you've got a good pizza there

>>11149919
Yeah. Maybe not according to current rules, but I'm sure that in a few years the latest fad will completely support my diet.

>>11149937
l'epic*

>>11149919
Fag.

>>11150292
>>>11149919 (You) (OP)
>Fag.
Low T neckbeard

>>11149919
last night i had mac and cheese with lots of broccoli but i had a heart attack and i'm too embarrassed to call for an ambulance because there's broccoli stuck in my teeth haha

>>11150815
Got estrogen?
Soy milk does.

>>11150815
Makes me chuckle every time I see it without fail.

>>11149919

Literally eating gas station pizza as we speak

>tfw poor student
>tfw gas station pizza has over 3,000 calories, and is thus sufficient to serve as my only meal for the day

>>11151279
Casey's?

No and I also smoke.

>>11151058

>plant estrogen with minimal bioavailability

VS

>estrogen from a female cow teat which functions the same as human estrogen

Looks like you're the soyer here

Mostly.

Yea I'm gonna eat both

Dairy and meat are a good 80% of my diet
So yeah, I'm pretty healthy

>>11151839
Post bloodwork

>>11151985
What kind of person has that information just lying around? I haven't been to the doctors in ages
I guarantee I'm healthy because I work out a lot and feel great all the time

>>11151294

Yep. Single topping chicken. Actually not bad.

>>11152025
>What kind of person
Vegan soibois and ketofags

>>11151635
Cuuuute rottie(?)

>>11150815
pus is white blood cells btw

>>11152025
>What kind of person has that information just lying around?
Someone who makes the claim that they are healthy.

You think you're healthy. And you're probably right. But you don't *know* it.

>>11152491
Damn guess I'm dying

I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

>>11152517
I know this is pasta, but is liverwurst actually good for your liver?

>>11152525
Yes.

>>11149919
It's been hard but I'm mainly eating rice and vegetables with occasional chicken. I'm doing a lot better at cutting out oils, but I'll fuck up and eat a bag of cheese puffs or some other processed bullshit

Haha jokes on you I never wore my retainer after orthodontics and have large gaps in my 2 pack of smokes/pot of coffee a day butter yellow teeth. Haha

>>11151330
Milligrams of plant estrogen
Versus
Micrograms of cow estrogen

Bulls drink cow milk too you dumb faggot, perhaps you should eat some bull testes

>>11150125
>fruit on a pizza

>>11152700
literally me

>>11152717
>hurr durr gallon of water vs just milligrams of botox? botox sure must be safer!

>>11152525
It contains most of the toxic shit that your liver usually detoxifies.

>>11152813
Shit I'd better stop drinking milk it's lethal!!1

>>11149989
Posting these vegan posts should be a permaban

>>11152970
Since when is hurting your fee-fees a bannable offence?

>>11153018
>he uses 4chan but unironically likes tumblrina posts
Get fucked fag

>>11153261
>someone on tumblr liked that, you are no longer allowed to like that
I guess you have to go full pedo now, because tumblrinas like adult people of all sexes.

>>11152815
liver detoxifying doesn't mean it stores toxins

>>11153269
The content and style of the posts is faggot tumblrina and you can't deny that

>>11149919
Yes, I do. I've been poor for the greater part of this year, and I find it eating healthier is cheaper, so it works out.

>>11153282
It's OK to dislike things.
It's not OK to think ideas are wrong just because you disagree with how they are presented.

>>11153299
Try and stop me loser

>>11153299
Fortunately, by what is surely merely a coincidence, this tumblr meme shit’s ideas happen to be wrong.

>>11149919
i always get chicken and onions on my 'za so yea, im eating healthy!

>>11152463
Not quite.

The goofiest of hound dogs.

>>11152433
stupid. its called getting blood work done. you should be seeing a doctor every 6 months. even if you havent seen one years you should sitll keep up with your paper work. you keeping that shit in your storage unit next to your balls ? otherwise it shouldn't take more than 5 minutes to pull them from the cabinet

>>11149989
why is that bitch even a popular pornstar? she's not cute

>>11149919
yes i am vegan

I hate fruit but love vegetables. I eat lots of them. is there anything fruit gives you that veg doesn't?

>>11155119
diabetes

>>11149919
Yes i have milk literally in my bloodstream.
Dumb reddit.
Btw broccoli literally creates toxins as its chewed. Plants dont want to be eaten you fucking retard

>>11155146
>implying animals want to get eaten either

>broccoli
>stuck in teeth
what kind of fucked up broccoli does that

>>11155182
Animals run away and can physically defend themselves.
Can plants run? Can they bite and claw you? No faggot, so they produce toxins instead.

>>11155192
Meant for
>>11155166

>>11155192
>>11155197
ok, thanks for backing up what I said I guess? lol

Yes!

>>11155232
Healthy carnivorous living

>>11153845
What is this "see a doctor regularly" claim about?
Burgers always spout it, but where I'm from, it's "if you are ill, then go to a doctor" only.

>>11154952
Why have I felt fucking depressed, anxious, argumentative, and flat ever since I went vegan 1.5 years ago? My hair has gone thin, I'm slow and tired...
What am I doing wrong? And don't you dare fucking say B12.

>>11155232
>50 yr old eating COOKED meat

>>11155283
Cholesterol deficiency

>>11155314
Where do I get vegan cholesterol?
My state is so bad I ate eggs, cheese, and milk yesterday and I feel guilty as fuck, but if this diet is literally a death trap meme lie, then I will buy a steak or some shit.

>>11155232
>>11155237
You're still posting these while having no idea they actually counter your own argument, I see.

And neither party works out so they have to worry about shit like this.

>>11155237
>age 51
If I make it to that age, quite frankly I won't care about any of that shit.

>>11155283
dive into vegan nutrition, get complex blood tests, i got my results ok

>>11151829
Recipe?

>>11155767
I dove into it and it was people saying
>No dietary cholesterol is great!
>Are you supplementing *lists things I have just eaten*
>Try processed soya protein foods; I swear it's not deforesting the world or bad for you!
I need better advice than this repeated shit.

>>11153299
It's okay to find you a cunt as well. Grow up and get a life rather than sitting in your basement shitposting and baiting all day long eating the latest frozen vegan fad food.

>>11156022
Now that's a presentation-grade projection.

>>11149919
Broccoli causes bloating and GI problems.

>>11149919
Nah, I can never figure out how to manage my meals so I eat healthy; I always just sort of end up eating whatever's around. I have ADHD so I just have trouble sticking to long-term plans (ex:buying ingredients and cooking my meals for the week in advance) in general.

>>11158070
For genetic dead ends

>>11155989
do you pan fry? here you got your cholesterol

>>11151839
Not him, but another carnist here:

HbA1c: 56 mmol/mol
ESR: 2 mm/hour
TSH: 3,91 mE/l
Free Thyroxine: 14.3 pmol/l
Hemoglobin: 9,0 mmol/l
Hematocrit: 0,42 l/l
Erytrocytes: 4,84 10**12/l
MCHC: 21,7 mmol/l
MCV: 86 fl
MCH: 1,86 fmol
RDW: 12,0 %
Trombocytes: 250 10**09/l
Leukocytes: 7,2 10**09/l
Segmented neutrophiles: 4,19 10**09/l
Lymphocytes: 1,84 10**09/l
Monocytes: 0,58 10**09/l
Eosinophilic granulocytes: 0,56 10**09/l
Basophilic granulocytes: 0,02 10**09/l
ASAT: 18 U/l
ALAT: 24 U/l
AF: 46 U/l
CK: 71 U/l
Gamma GT: 13 U/l
LDH: 193 U/l
Sodium: 143 mmol/l
Potassium: 3,7 mmol/l
Calcium: 2,47 mmol/l
Glucose: 2,8 mmol/l
Kreatinine: 75 umol/l
Ureum: 4,6 mmol/l
MDRD-GFR: >90
CKD-EPI-GFR: >90

Rate me.

>>11149919
yep i'm eating both meat and veggies like a human is supposed to

>>11158504
That's not how it works.