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You find yourself stranded on a small tropical island. You will be stuck on this island for the rest of your life. Thankfully, there is a Chicken McNugger Generator 5000™ that will generate an endless supply of McNuggers by the power of the sun. You may choose only one dipping sauce for your nuggers that will be generated to accommodate your nuggers for the rest of your living days.
You may only choose 1 sauce.
Which sauce do you choose and why?

>> No.11153031

>>11153024
Szechuan sauce

>> No.11153034

what are our choices again

>> No.11153039

You're still going to die pretty soon if there's no other food source.
Funny enough, if we throw in some skin-on french fries we might make it.

>> No.11153044

Tartar sauce for me

>> No.11153049

>>11153044
GOOD tartar sauce, not mcdonalds mayonnaise with microflecks of pickle for show

>> No.11153051
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>>11153031

>> No.11153063

>>11153024
I don't know. I can't remember what sauces they have. Probably ketchup, though, because I suspect it's the only possible source of vitamin C.

>> No.11153066
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>>11153044
>Use chicken nuggets as bait to catch fish
>Eat fish with tartar sauce everyday
Good thinking anon

>> No.11153075

>>11153024
Which sauce goes best with fish?

>> No.11153078

>>11153039
OP wasn’t specific, so I’m gonna assume the generator is a fallback for anons who are bad at fishing/hunting/foraging or days when the catch is poor.

I pick honey mustard, which will also taste nice on wild boar.

>> No.11153081

>>11153075
Ketchup

>> No.11153090

>>11153024
Speshul sauce

>> No.11153104

Burger King Buffalo sauce

>> No.11153108

>>11153024
None. I don't like my nuggets with sauce

>> No.11153129

>>11153024
If we're all about survival the best answer is honey.
>It never goes bad
>It's healthy / gives you energy
>Can be used to attract grubs / insects for consumption or hunting and fishing

>> No.11153150
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I choose this and die happy

>> No.11153164

>>11153150
What is this weird reddish sauce they use in and around DC. I forget what it's called but I do remember infinitely preferring it to any kind of bbq sauce.

>> No.11153178
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Chocolate dipping sauce.
So when I finish my nuggets I can eat chocolate.

>> No.11153183

>>11153150
If McNuggets and SBR were the only food I had available on a desert island I wouldn't last a year, by choice.

>> No.11153193

>>11153164
Mumbo sauce you fucking flyover faggot

>> No.11153227

>>11153031
I'm Cornichon Rich!

>> No.11153246
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11153246

Sweet and sour sauce please

>> No.11153354

>>11153024
Beer

>> No.11153357

Buffalo. I don't really care for sweet dipping sauces too much.

>> No.11153360
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The only choice to be made is that of hot mustard in every circumstance period, question added nothing to that having been settled.

>> No.11153362

Franch.

>> No.11153366

Uni

>> No.11153371

>>11153024
Chick-Fli-A sauce

>> No.11153455

Just honey.

>> No.11153461

>>11153024
sweet and our because good

>> No.11153469

>>11153024
if you don't choose honey you're a fucking scumfuck.

>> No.11153656

>>11153469
Are you guys talking about straight honey? Or honey mustard? didn't know people eat McNuggets with straight up honey, that's pretty weird but might be tasty.

>> No.11153672

>>11153656
People dunk fucking nuggers and french fries in their fucking MILK SHAKES for fuckings fuckers sakes.

>> No.11153675

>>11153672
The west is truly fallen. My grandfather nearly died on Omaha beach and what is this?

>> No.11153902

>>11153066
You haven't had real tartar sauce in your life I bet. It goes on everything. It's that good

>> No.11153913

>>11153656
before the honey mustard meme hit the ass end of the 90s we had actual honey as a dipping sauce at mcd's.

>> No.11153914

>>11153024
Mayonnaise or Bechamel.

>> No.11153917

>>11153024
Barbecue, a classic

>> No.11153925

>>11153672
Good point, I choose chocolate milkshakes as my dipping sauce

>> No.11153926

Honey because I could make mead with it, but since that isn't the point of the question, bbq because it's good.

>> No.11153927

>>11153925
>chocolate
enjoy being unbearably thirsty with no clean drinking water around

>> No.11153928
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>>11153024
schezchaun of course

>> No.11153929

I’d build a land bridge out of nuggets and escape as soon as possible.

>> No.11153937

>>11153928
>that comment
>that picture
I'm embarrassed for you

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>>11153927
I guess everyone else is fine with the hydrating power of ketchup and honey mustard?

>> No.11153961

What's the stickiest and fastest drying sauce that doesn't dissolve well in water?

>> No.11153966

>>11153031
Smart choice.
Then you can set up a trade with the outside world and exchange this valued product for other foods and useful items.
>op only said you couldn't leave, he said nothing about not being able to trade.

>> No.11153982

>>11153966
memechaun sauce will only be valued for 10 years until the zoomers grow up.
honey is forever.

>> No.11153983

>>11153129
yea but mcdonalds honey isn't honey, it's HFCS mixture with sugar and coloring

>> No.11153993

>>11153937
Well, good luck with that

>> No.11153996

>>11153983
it used to be honey.
mcd's doesn't have honey anymore.

>> No.11154001

>on an island
>surrounded by nuggers

Sounds like jamaica

>> No.11154006

>>11153024
Fuck it, give me the big mac sauce. I'll pretend I'm eating something better than the nuggies.

>> No.11154168

>>11153675
Really? No larp? Mine fought Omaha too. He spent all day under fire bringing ammo up to the machine guns, was wounded by shrapnel but refused treatment to keep the guns in action. He survived, and was later awarded the iron cross.

>> No.11155263

>>11153024
Does anyone know what all of the sauces are? Starting from top left is
Honey
I think honey mustard?
Don't know
BBQ sauce
Don't know
Sweet and sour
Don't know
Ranch

>> No.11155276

Sweet & Sour.

Every other answer is wrong.

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>>11153024
>>11155263
Here are 9 of the sauces. So one of them are not included in the op pic

>> No.11155296

>>11155289
>Chipotle BBQ

I miss her, bros

>> No.11155371

Orange sauce to fight off the scurvy.

>> No.11155372

>>11153024
Tangy BBQ is the only acceptable answer

>> No.11155382

>>11153024
whichever sauce is the best at fighting off scurvy.

I'll even pick creamy ranch, the worst sauce, if it will prevent my teeth and fingernails from falling out.

>> No.11155387

>>11153902
it really doesn't

>> No.11155414

>>11153246
Those are a lot of nuggers

>> No.11155582

>>11153675
lol@ameritard geography skills
nebraska is fucking landlocked and has no beaches lmao
did he go snowboarding on the the majestic slopes of phoenix after rofl

>> No.11155595

>>11155582
:^)

>> No.11155665
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>>11153024
The GOAT sauce. Rip

>> No.11155684

Plain bbq sauce is the only one I won't eventually get tired of

>> No.11155698

>>11153034
Sweet and Sour
Honey Mustard
Chipotle Barbeque
Tangy Barbeque
Spicy Buffalo
Sweet Chili
Hot Mustard
Real Honey
Creamy Ranch

>> No.11155750

>>11153024
Horseradish

>> No.11155765

>>11155698
>real honey
Is that REAL _honey_ or just the name of the sauce?

>> No.11155826

>>11155698
I'm going with the honey so I can brew mead and get wasted.

With love from al/ck/

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>>11155750

>> No.11155860

>>11155847
delicious, antiseptic, shark repellant.

>> No.11155918
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This is a very hard decision because I feel like whatever sauce I choose, I'll eventually get sick of it and wish that I would've chosen something else.
So I choose tangy bbq

>> No.11155936

>>11153024
>nuggers for the rest of your living days.
So, like, two months?

>> No.11155971

>>11155826
How do you plan on doing that? There's a metric assload of preservatives in there. Ain't nothing going to ferment....

>> No.11156404

>>11153360
My nigga

>> No.11156430
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>>11155289
why is there no curry sauce? is it banned in burgerland?

>> No.11156445

>>11155971
Honey doesn’t need preservatives. Honey itself is a preservative.

>> No.11156450

>>11156430
Curry fries aren’t a thing here outside German beerhalls. Beerhalls are pretty rare too.

>> No.11156489
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This sauce, hands down.

>> No.11156495

>>11153246
>>11153461
>>11155276
these anons are going to make it

>> No.11156554

>>11153360
Patrician

>> No.11157318

>>11155860
>shark repellant
huh?

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>>11153024
It doesn't matter because I'm allergic to corn so I'm going to be shitting myself to death in about 2 days.

>> No.11157378

>>11156430
This is my pick. Literally godlike.

>> No.11157384

>>11157362
Ok, just in case you really find yourself in this situation. You're going to want to generate a bunch of nuggets and leave them lying where the flies can get them. In about a week you should have some nice edible maggots, free of corn.

>> No.11157388

>>11157362
aint no corn in nuggers, boy

>> No.11157413

On a related note how are the glazed tendies?

>> No.11158765

>>11157318
Yeah they hate the stuff

>> No.11158815

Nuggets are shit and chicken is the most plebeian of meats

>> No.11158835

>>11153031
>and why?

>> No.11158864

Arby's honey mustard or Wendy's sweet n sour.

>> No.11158907

>>11153961
Makin' a sauce raft?

>> No.11158910

>>11153024
make a bridge of chicken nuggets with my unlimited chicken nuggers and use honey mustard as a binding agent and walk home with my Chicken McNugger Generator

>> No.11159270

McChicken sauce

>> No.11159653

>>11153024
Original sweet & sour and original nuggers.

>> No.11160404

I think I'll choose whatever sauce contains the most vitamins I'm unlikely to get on the island.
If vitamins is not an issue I'd go with sweet chili or Curry.

>> No.11160424

>>11153024
creamy ranch because i'm a fucking pussy

>> No.11160448

quinky sauce

>> No.11160491

>>11158907
All these anons wanting to escape paradise.

Honey is tempting for the booze applications but luckily I've developed a taste for BBQ toilet sangria from my time in the pokey so ill go with that.

>> No.11161692

>>11153150
got me

>> No.11161696

>>11153039
you could definitely survive on nuggets and sauce you retard

>> No.11161752

Mayonaise

>> No.11161962

>>11153024
McChicken mayonnaise

>> No.11161978

some sort of vegetable/fruit concoction that will make up for all the nutritional deficiencies

>> No.11162022

>>11153024
Def chik fil a sauce

>> No.11162037
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11162037

>go to mcdonalds
>get chicken nuggers
>ask for honey mustard
>get honey and mustard
>mfw

>> No.11162044

>>11153024
I don't choose any sauce
What kind of child needs a sauce to eat breaded fried chicken?

>> No.11162061

>>11155765
its real honey but the packets are much smaller than regular sauce packets

>> No.11162076

>>11153078
Definitely honey mustard.

>> No.11162084

>>11154168
You dick.

>> No.11162135

>>11153913
They still have it, they just usually don’t list it. Ask and they’ll give it to you. Source: live me some McNuggers and hunny.

>> No.11162142
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>>11162044

>> No.11162144

>>11153024
McNuggets = sweet and sour.
Chicken select style = honey mustard.

>> No.11162171

>>11155289
Honey obviously

>> No.11162185

>>11153150

sweet baby rays is disgusting fucking syrup completely indestuinguishible from any other bottle of ketchup or 'smoke sugar syrup' on the fucking shelf. it's disgusting. period. end of story. it's not any better than walmart brand '''bbq sauce''' in a bottle. it's the same.

>> No.11162267

>>11153031
This but unironically. That stuff was fucking tasty. I got it on the wider release to see if it was worth the sõybõy obsession and it was pretty darn good, more or less a ginger teriyaki sauce, which paired amazingly with the tempura-style breading of the McNug.

>> No.11162290

>>11153024
Which ever sauce has the highest SPF

>> No.11162292

>>11155847
is that a fucking child with progeria throwing up? man where do you even find an image like that.

>> No.11162397

>>11162292
It's from this. A 2 minute video, worth the watch https://youtu.be/PUKMUZ4tlJg

>> No.11162632

>>11153371
I see you're a man of culture as well.

>> No.11162654

>>11162142
Why is it b8?
Are you the same kind of child who can't eat french fries without ketchup? Isn't that shit unhealthy enough as it is?

>> No.11162744

I thought this might be the best place to ask since the topic of discussion is sauces

I want to make a tasty ketchup sorta dip, here's what I have on hand-

>Ketchup, obviously
>Mustard
>Oregano
>Rosemary
>Thyme
>Sage
>Basil
>Red pepper flakes
>Garlic powder
>Onion powder
>Black powder

What ingredients should I mix together with the ketchup, and in what amounts, in order to make the best dip for stuff like fries, onion rings, chicken, burgers, stuff of the sort? Are there any other ingredients that might be good? I'd make a fry dip with mayo but eggs fuck my stomach up for some reason

>> No.11162746

>>11162744
Black pepper* fuck me

Don't eat black powder, children

>> No.11162786

This is my tinder opening line, you can tell a lot about a woman by how she answers.

>> No.11162934

>>11162786
If she says honey or sweet and sour, she's a keeper. If she says ranch, abort mission

>> No.11163791

>>11153031
Based and redpilled

>> No.11164003

>>11156450
but that curry sauce comes for chicken mcnuggets, not for fries

>> No.11164012

>>11162744
just don't use too much sage anon

>> No.11164013

>>11153024
Tangy barbecue is the patrician's choice. The ubermensch goes sauceless.

>> No.11164021

>>11153024
I'm pretty sure sweet chilli is the only one with a half gram of nutritional value so that

>> No.11164310

>>11153996
Goddammit those were the days.

>> No.11164330

You guys need to realize that you are going to get sick of nuggers real quick and start foraging for different food, so you will want a sauce that works not just with nuggets, but fish and whatever else you can get on an island, which is why the obviously smart and superior choice is ranch, ranch can go with almost everything.

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>>11153024
The Only Right Answer

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>>11164330
So does bbq sauce. Imagine if you hunted a bird. You now defeather it and fire the meat. BBQ sauce or maybe a sweet chili sauce would be the only sauces I'd use on the meat. But ranch?
On wild bird meat? On fish? No thanks