/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11151305
No.

t. chef

Sex with a female. Yes.

Sex with a man. No.

I've tried only one of those so it's kinda hard to say.

I prefer food that's coming out of my wife's anus, so that's kind of both

>>11151305
Without question
Fuck that slimy awkward shit

>>11151305
it is but I'm old and sex has lost it's luster

>>11151305
You can fuck food
Win/Win

>>11151305
Yes, but cumming still feels better than eating.

No. Good food is really good but sex can be heavenly, otherworldly good.

>>11151305
Yes, because after eating food you feel warm, like the food is your friend that will keep you company. After sex you just have to deal with some stupid roasty whos mad that you came in her mouth

depends what hole you put it in

>>11151450
Eat less and maybe you too will find a nice girl who enjoys pleasing a man.

>>11151471
The problem isn't finding a girl who enjoys pleasing a man. Women are whores. The problem is finding one who I want to keep around afterwards.

Depends on what kind of sex, how long you've gone without sex, how long you've gone without food, and what kind of food.

For example a slice of za and a beer is better than sex with a chick doing the dead fish routine, especially if you just had sex the night before too.

>>11151610
Dead fish is my favourite

Thinking about a situation where I would really like some sex and food and I can have any kind of sex or food that I want I think sex is actually a pretty easy choice.

That might also be because it's really easy to buy and try pretty much any possible food and food experience for reasonable money but you can never buy a 17 year old ballet dancer who wants her buttocks whipped bloody and then goes ass to mouth just because she loves you and is really into that.

>>11151305
It seems that way at first, but then you start getting into vore.

>>11151305
depends how hungry you are (or horny ;)

>>11151305
fuck i hope so, because im never gonna have sex

I once fucked a girl while eating donuts shit was so cash

Pizza doesn't care how fast or hard you eat it.

>>11151305
actually yes food is better than sex, if you consider the time and effort spent getting them

>>11151886
Once I was stuffing day old room temp pizza in a fat pig's mouth while doggystlying her and calling her Shamoo or whatever the fuck the whale's name is. I was very drunk and the relationship never blossomed.

>is the making of a baby when you don’t want a baby better than giving yourself sustenance

Ron Jeremy thinks.

>>11151610
Haha ya i hate it when chicks do that lol i have sex a lot and it definitely is the worst when they do that

>>11151305
I dunno, are drinks better than food?
Is friendships better than shelter?

>>11151305
No, but only if you’re good at it and with someone you care about.

>>11151353
Sex?

>>11151305
honestly food is better than sex, no matter how much I stuff my face and how full I get I never feel any shame or humiliation after enjoying some of my favorite foods, I can't say the same for sex.

>>11151870
Much this.

depends on the food
depends on who I'm fucking
depends on how hungry I am

>>11151484
>women are whores
>>>/r9k/

>>11151305
food sustains you.
sex drains you.

>>11151305
Try going a few weeks without each one and see which you miss more.

>>11151886
based DonutCHAD laying down the law

>>11151305
i hope so

>>11153522
I'm fat, so maybe a week of replacing food with sex would do me some good.

>>11153510
>implying that only robots have this opinion

You want something better? Try meth and fentanyl at the same time.

>>11151344

>>11151305
food isn't even better than masturbation

>>11153850
Learn to cook.

>>11151305
No

>>11153856
I've been coking longer than you've been alive. I made souffle in home ec. Git gud at masturbating you fucking shitter.

>>11153860
Wow. Barely a difference compared to meth. They're about the same.

>>11151886
>>11151907
I had a girlfriend who was sitting in my lap feeding me spoonfuls of ice cream, which transitioned into kissing. Ice cream kisses transitioned into sex, which then became an hour long nap. Technically, the nap was still sex, as penetration was continuous throughout. I can still taste the ice cream in my memory. Honestly, I don't know if this level of physical pleasure can be topped. I have thought about whether or not it would be possible if these activities took place on a toilet whilst taking a shit. It is debatable considering how the shit smell could interfere with the other 3 things. Also, I can't imagine not getting dead leg during the nap phase. Anyway, should you get the chance, I recommend it. Transcendental.

>>11153945
Yeah, I used to write down my dreams in a diary and recall them to strangers on the internet, too.

>>11151305
>Is food better than sex?
I having been abused sexually when a child who really, really got great head as much as 12 times a day would make the argument that sex is the greatest shit ever
On the flip side these days I have multiple lovers who don't suck dick as well as I recall it once was will say food is better than sex for me these days
I enjoy kissing and companionship much more than fucking and more fucking.
My ability to last nearly 2 hours fucking at a time may make the sex less impressive, especially when including drug crazed sexcapades which involve 10+ females without names sucking and fucking until daybreak.
Still food has not reached the joy levels compared to really getting my dick sucked very well not even close really.

>>11151305
Yes. I can survive without sex. Plus get magical powers

>>11153971
Why is having sex with a woman who loves you and feeds you ice cream unbelievable?

>>11153974
hey buddy, next time you think about posting, just don't

Sex is better, if only because it's given less. Supply and demand desu.

>>11154159
Eat a dick faggot
Are you sure this is a place for you
Reminder ill be here forever

>>11151305
Cooking is better than sex

>>11153945
haha did your penis get all wrinkly? Like when you take a bath haha

This happened earlier actually

>Buy burrito from Chipotle
>Gf comes home
>Slightly mad I didn't get her anything
>Ok but you don't like Chipotle so
>Whines about being hungry
>Offer my burrito but the deal is you'll have to fuck me
>Agrees, eats my fucking burrito
>Gets sick and passes out
>No burrito and no sex and I mostly just wanted the sex but at least I could have had a fucking burrito

>>11151305
Pizza makes me cum so the two are one in the same for me

Good food is better than sex.

I've gone 9 years without having sex
couldn't say the same about food

>>11154426
We are well on our way to magic powers friend. Start training now. Move small objects with your mind. The rest will come in time.

>>11154432
That's not how it works, I've had sex in the past so no magic powers for me

>>11154426
9 years? damn dude, longest I went was 3 years. Luckily on my 3rd birthday a nice man helped me out with that

>>11151305
Sex is only good if it's cheese pizza made from real mozzarella sprinkled with gouda and cheddar.

Neither make me feel anything
I guess sex has a lot of issues on the side and can be pretty unsatisfying, while food is mostly harmless if you're not a fatass

>>11151305
good sex with someone you love is better than food, but good food is much better than sex with a stranger

>>11151305
It's better than sex with me.
Unless hot booze breathe on the back of your neck is your fetish.

>>11151305
Yes because food is necessary to live and whores arent.

>>11154426
im at 21

>>11154961
fag

>>11154944
>having sex with strangers
Yikes tbqh

>>11151652
based ;___;

>>11151355
We could all learn a lot from you.

>>11151305

Depends on the people you're having it with

Probably one of the best questions ever asked on this board. I would say it all depends on the situation.

>>11153979
There are no magical powers.

I would have always said sex but as I'm getting older, I could just as easily settle with a nice burger.
That being said, I'd be fucking my wife of 5 years so... not such a hard choice.

Mind blowing sex>amazing memorable food>sex>food>shitty sex>shitty food>getting raped>del taco

I got desensitized to sex by porn and fapping.

>>11151305
Not all food is better than sex but in the case of the best food v the best sex food will win every time.

>>11153510
>implying he's wrong
Roastie detected

>>11155544
come on, del taco's not that bad.

you guys dont eat while having sex?

>>11154536
What are you implying?

>>11154522
Stop.