/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11146218
jala-jala-jalapeno
frozen cheese hamburgers from walmart

Chipotle burritos

Saltines. I can crush a sleeve of those. They’re almost no nutritional value but I love them. Eat them with cheese and hot sauce when I’m feeling fancy.

For me, it's the McDouble.

>>11146218
Meat.
>mfw I give in to eating anything involving ground beef.

i used to go to the mexican restaurant and order a super nachos (food for about 4 people) and eat it all in one sitting, and when i got home i'd vomit a tiny bit of it sometimes because it was so much fucking food. its a big part of why i got fat

>>11146218
Pickled sausage
pic related

mayo

I have pepperoni pizza once a year. It's like I regress to childhood, but I can't stop myself.

Hot cheeto with bagel and cream cheese

Im a degen

Grilled cheese with root beer to drink

>>11146218
I can't think of anything I eat regularly that I shouldn't feel guilt about. I guess the worst was that time I ate a bowl of chocolate ganache.

Ketchup.

>>11146218
doritos n monster, just like the good ol days

>>11146236
>cheese and hot sauce when I'm feeling fancy
That's funny, I'm drinking wine tonight and I have a plate right next to me with 3 year aged cheddar and a carolina reaper hot sauce to use as chasers between gulping wine. It obliterates any sense of taste for the wine, but I'm only drinking to get drunk anyway.

Peanut butter and dill pickle sandwiches.
I defend it so hard but nobody ever believes me that it's good, even other pickle lovers.

>>11146631
Wow. I hope you have plenty of toilet paper.

>>11146218
utz cheese curls

donus

>>11146631
I’m going to do the same tonight in your honor. I’m having beer though.

General tso's chicken. Eat that shit way too often

Pre-made sandwiches from Tesco. I can make far better sandwiches at home but they're oddly comforting.

>>11146218
I get that Newman's salsa con queso, add some ghost chili flakes and marie sharp's habanero sauce, and eat an entire $2 bag of corn chips.
It's like 3000 calories in 4 hours and I hate myself every time I do it but it's so good.

I will eat a whole bag of these artificial strawberry crack rocks in one sitting.

>>11147011
what is 1 of my 5 a day

>>11146218
Just bacon and mayo on toasted bread

I sip on table cream like it's scotch

>>11146218
Eating entire wedges of stilton

>>11146338
What even is this...

sometimes ill take leftovers out of the bin and finish eating them

McDonald's.

Here's what I ate as one meal:
>2 McDoubles
>2 Junior Chickens
>20-piece McNuggets
>Aussie BBQ & Egg Burger
>large fries
>large Coke Zero (don't even know why I bothered with Zero when the damage is already done)
>regular size Dulce de Leche McFlurry (the dulce de leche was essentially hardened sugar crystals)

This wasn't in several separate intervals, this was all in one sitting. I am indeed fat, but I'm surprised I'm not fatter than I should be.

>>11148464
i am having indigestion just reading this...

>>11147045
1 of your 5 cans of chili

>>11148327
It's like a spicy cold hotdog. Go to literally any gas station in the US and you can find them near the jerky.

>>11147033
Not those but the sour patch kids. I remember once eating a giant bag of them and I guess I was too engrossed in the movie to notice them tearing my mouth apart with the acidity. Realized after I finished the bag that I had little strips of skin hanging from the roof of my mouth.

>>11146670
I like to use hamburger buns. And like to dry the pickles a little bit so they don't make the bun soggy.

i love meal replacements like ensure, soylent, and especially carnation breakfast essentials

>>11146392
Try it with homemade Bacon bits bruh.

>>11147287
Is your dick permanently limp? It wasn't uncommon for my ex to get a majority of a day's calories from cream and sugar and his usually was.

>>11148591
Don't blame the cream if you can't please your man. It's not his fault if you can't compete with a cow.

Totino's pizza rolls and cheap af frozen pizzas

every saturday night i get a pineapple pizza and a root beer from the cheapest joint in town and wolf it down with some fancy cocktails while listening to nina simone. not even shitting you rite now

>>11146684
underrated lel

boogers

>>11148604

>>11146326
You should have thrown up more of it then, ever think of that?

>>11148653
based

honey. right out of the bottle or jar.

>>11146218
The large amount of cane sugar is the only thing i feel guilty about with food and eating habbits.

also I'm GUILTY of wrecking my tastebuds with cigarettes. It makes me sadder than the above sugar bullshit. the reason I use so much sugar is because I can hardly taste it

Fried calamari rings, surprise croquettes and chips. Once every 2 months I need this for dinner.

Enough with the gay anime pictures, gay anime retards.

I eat violet flowers and raw rhubarbs

>>11147287
me too...

>>11146218

Cheeseburger Hamburger Helper.

It was one of the first things I ever cooked on my own and it still satisfies the occasional craving for poor white trash food.

>>11146218
Who is this little semen demon?

>>11146338
Tried it once. Fucking disgusting. Only fit for hobos and psychopaths.

>>11146218
Patented space age out of this world moon waffles.

I grew up eating this shit so it's like a bite of nostalgia.

>>11151562
I still eat those on my cheat days.

Kraft Dinner

>>11146218

>>11148464
I wouldn't be surprisedif posting that was one of your last mortal acts

I like drinking straight tonic water I like the taste and the quinine makes me feel cozy and sleepy

these little shits

Leftover fried rice with mayonnaise.

My local market sells these peanut butter marshmallow and butterscotch squares. I buy one every sunday and eat it as soon as I get home. It motivates me to exercise harder the following weekday.

dry cocoa pebbles
in my darkest hour i ate a whole family sized box in a night

>>11147033
i could if they didnt fucking destroy your mouth

>>11146218
Dicks that doesn't belong to my bf

i cant stop eating peanut butter & jam sandwiches, somebody please help me

Croquettes...

That thai restaurants pad thai its orange unlike all the rest of the "authentic" thai resturants i fucking know they only boil their meat but fuck me if my asshole aint on fire the next morning cause i ate all of it.

>>11149404

>>11151562
this and Lunchables. Like I can tell while eating it that it doesn't taste good, But it still tastes "good."

>>11152393
Holy fuck I thought I was the only one.

>>11146218
2 strawberry lime-a-ritas, large sausage and pineapple pizza, and one of those cookie ice cream sandwich

I have no self control when I'm drunk

>>11153384
I know what you mean anon. Same reason why I eat hot pockets

>>11146218
dipping flavored potato chips in buffalo ranch dip. It was the only time I felt like a fat disgusting piece of shit.

i consume halal snack packs from the local kebab store frighteningly frequently, generally once a week

>>11148327
the harbinger of diarrhea.

>>11153647

>>11146218
This motherfucker right here. I have to have one once a month. I have to be careful, because I could eat it everyday. However, I'm still pissed at them for discontinuing their spicy nuggets.

>>11148513
I did this once with a big ass bag of sour skittles
My tongue was red as shit after and I peeled strips of skin off.

>>11146223
wait what- frozen cheese? What do you do just put some cheese in the freezer? What kind?

>>11148515
>soylent

>>11155044
I think he's talking about Jalapeno cheeseburgers which are sold in the frozen isle of Walmart.

>>11155087
>Photoshopping that image, poorly, like she didn't look bad enough with a plain cake

>>11155087
dont look anything like that

>>11155087
Not the best hammer and sickle photoshop

>>11146670

My dude. Like this combo. I've also done PB, Mayo, and Pickle.

>>11153770
>2 strawberry lime-a-ritas
>drunk

>>11155188
Bullying is against the rules!

Never felt guilty eating but I have eaten peeps until I threw up and then kept eating them a minute later.
Also have a bad habit of always having to clean my plate since its how I was raised so I run into issues of way too much food being put on my plate and eating until I feel very close to being sick. This happens at least once to twice a week. Dont feel guilty though, just starting to really gain weight.

cold pizza

i don't think i'm lame enough to feel guilt for any possible dietary choice short of cannibalism

>>11155113
I'm sorry I got the wrong pic.

>>11155222
Based and redpilled

>>11149459
mind if I rub them?

>>11155110
>she

>>11155188
I was the DD for my friend for our fantasy football draft. He had 8 beers over the course of maybe 5 hours and I almost had to carry his ass out to my car.

>>11146223
Haruka oneesan is mai waifu
We do sexually explicit activities at night.

>>11155323
What even is this boomer have on his arm

I put potato chips on my sandwiches and burgers if I have them.
I know, I know. It makes me a degenerate. But I just love the crunch.

>>11146218
To have a guilty pleasure would mean that I feel ashamed of myself for what I enjoy, and I am never ashamed of my preferences. Thusly, I do not have any guilty pleasures.

Gyros? Lamb

>>11146218
Fried spray cheese

>>11155110
>she
Some day you will get tricked in the worst way.

Quadruple sausage mcmuffin is good

>>11146392
I'm going to try it anon.

>>11155589
Shitty tattoo sleeve.

>>11146218
food truck gyros

I can't stop I don't know why it's just so fucking good

>>11157574
fuck I'm gonna have some right now actually, this is gonna be the 3rd time in the past week shit

>>11156424
You’re not alone

Top ramen noodles mixed with a can of nalley hot chili. I used to do it at college and it stuck with me. Mix in jalapeño chips and tapitio.

>>11146218
Chicken Nugger Pie.

Back in college, my brother and I were poor as fuck. Like 3 dollars to last a few days. But when I would get tips from work, we would get instant potato pouches and a sleeve of Tyson fried chicken patties.
Boil the water, oven the patties, line two bowls with 5 patties each and then splat in as much potato that can fit. Put a layer of ketchup or bbq on top.

Fuck yeah, every time.

>>11146218
Curry fried rice with extra spiciness or bbq.

>>11155188
dude those are so fucking sugary but damn, if you have a shit day at work, two of those is a boss way to make you piss and have headaches.

>>11155589
It says sleeve if you look close

>>11157718
Based!

>>11156701
Mmmmm, androgony, my fav!

>>11157718
do americans really....

>>11156424
You think that's bad, there's a local pizza place where I live that offers fries as a topping.

I order that shit all the time when I happen to choose them for pizza night.

>>11146218
Buffalo wings with a dry spice rub

>>11157868
Clearly a man.
Gyros are the best desu.

>>11146218
Lots of things, but just to name a few guilty pleasures I find questionable from either an ethical or dietary standpoint:
Taco Bell
Chicharonnes
Unsustainable seafood
Frog's Legs

I love macro brews. my favorite beers in order goes: Miller lite > Bud light > Miller high life >MGD
>>11156424
get some of the French's crispy vegetables. they have fried onions, cucumbers, red peppers, and jalapeños

>>11146218
Boiled peanuts and I'm not even meming

>>11158422
As far as ethics are concerned, the only kinds of food that I wouldn't eat are of the following categories:
>Meat from animals that are considered pets in the western world (dogs, cats, goldfish, parrots, hamsters, etc.)
>Meat from protected species (rhinos, elephants, pandas, etc.)
>Cruel preparation methods (foie gras, ortolan, shark fin soup, ikizukuri, etc.)

>>11158422
What's unethical or unhealthy about frog legs?

Top Ramen. Its salty, it's disgusting, its probably made out of plastic, but it's great with tapatio 10/10

>>11146218
I admit to eating three to four packs of lances cream cheese and chives crackers a day, or two boxes a week?? Sometimes more.
I cant get enough. I just ate another pack. I cant stop.

>>11156424
I do this with subs. Shit's amazing. My real guilty pleasure though is crunch wraps. I found a great Mexican place in the city I used to live in that made their own, blew Taco Bell out of the fucking water. They kinda ran it like a Subway so you could choose anything you wanted on it and they made them thick as fuck and almost the size of a dinner plate. I always went with a regular tortilla, steak for the meat, pinto beans, lettuce, pico de gallo, cheese, sour cream, a spritz of lime and their signature sauce. I used to come in once a week on my days off but I moved last year. I'd give anything to know their sauce recipe - the ones I make at home are good but lack that kick.

>>11146218
Pickled eggs.

>>11146218

Sometimes I like to eat a bunch of shitty frozen stuff and then have one nice meal later in the day so that it seems even better. I get my shitty fats and salts to kill the morning craving and then the real food is a nice kick of actual flavor.

When I was younger (and a fat boy), I used to take an everything bagel (from a bagel deli, not the supermarket shit) cut it in half, toast it, and cover both sides in yellow mustard and American cheese before broiling it in the oven. Haven't had it in years but I absolutely loved the combination.

Lángos. It's basically fried dough, but I still kind ofl like it.

Pistachios, I fucking can't help myself sometimes they are so good.
Also they will eventually damage a tooth since I eat them like sunflower seeds.

>>11159700
Only if you're eating the shells

>>11155044
Great Value brand bacon cheese hamburgers, they come in 2 or 4 packs

>>11146218
creamed butter on its own
drinking half and half

>>11155281
dont look anything like that either

>>11155323
>>11155188
but he's right. a large pizza, no matter what, is just too much food to keep you from absorbing the little alcohol in those things, even if it's the only thing you've eaten all day, and you eat it afterwards
drunks know that food stops the alcohol from working as efficiently

>>11146218
kanas butthole

cheese pizza (topped with gouda)

>>11159998
That's totally not autistic.

spicy boiled peanuts

>>11149459
I ate tons of rhubarb stalks as a kid, sometimes dipped in sugar. I also ate the stalks of some other plant that had a sour but refreshing taste with a hint of bitterness to it. Can't remember what it's called.

>>11148464
isnt mc flurry like half your calorie intake, how the fuck can you eat all of that in one go

>>11147011

Oh hell yeah

>>11155297
>>11156890
Isn't that a f2m trannie?

>>11156890
>>11155297
>Some day you will get tricked in the worst way.
The irony

>>11153147
Dumb Phosposter

>>11156701
Gyro is made from pork and/or chicken. You Americans have been bamboozled by the halal lobby.

>>11146218
Very boring perhaps, but pizzas.
I don't ever buy them anymore, because they're like heroin. Won't even post a picture, and I often hide threads with a very good looking pizza in the OP.

>>11148464
>I'm not fatter than I should be
Fat people are generally unaware of how fat they truly are

>>11152393
I like tonic water but I don't think of it as a guilty pleasure at all. Not like pic related.

>>11161780
>only 37 kcal per hot dog

>>11160192
According to the McDonald's website, a regular-sized Creme Brulee (I was mistaken, it's not dulce de leche) McFlurry is 580 calories. Depending on the person, that could be anywhere between a quarter to a third of their caloric intake.

>>11161016
5'11", 230lbs, and 32" waist. I have a "dad bod". It's pretty bad, but I'm surprised I'm not any worse than that. There are people who literally weigh over 600lbs and need to use those hilarious-looking electric scooters.

>>11161934
I'm wondering how that's even possible. Say that you need two of them to make a normal-sized hotdog. That's 74kcal. Say that it's actually three. That's 111kcal.

I've seen normal-sized hotdogs that are like 370kcal each. What the shit?

>>11161016
t. Skinnyfat Mcskelly

McDonalds. For the last 10 years, I've been there a handful of times. Then, last year, some colleague dragged me along, and after that I've started going semi-regularly.
I need to stop

>>11146218
Guilty in the sense that I could keep on eating until I burst.

soft boiled eggs dipped in salted honey -- shell on and included

Rodeo King
Double Quarterpounder King
the new Jalapeno King
each with a ten piece nuggy with honey mustard, sweet and sour, or barbecue.
I don't know why I single out Burger King though, the rest of my diet isn't great either. Skinnyfat as fuck.

>>11158461
>thinking that foie gras or ortolan are especially cruel
This is why you will always be a fucking pleb.

>>11162127
Are you some sort of primitive man-beast?

>>11146218
Instant ramen noodles with cheese mixed in with the flavor packages

>>11155393
Hosaka pls go

>>11146218
Calzone with kebab and extra feta cheese
The place I order it from already puts plenty of pizza cheese inside so whole thing is just sloppy dripping kebab meat with 2 types of molten cheese in a vaguely pizza-like dough

>>11151562
Chef Boyardee! The master!

>>11163886
Shut up, Ray.

I fucking love sour patch kids extreme holy shit
But good DAMN they make feel like toxic shit if I eat too many. I consider it a blessing bobody around here sells them anymore.

>>11157574
This is the Swedish staple food

>>11146218
Most microwave dinners.
When I put them in the microwave, I imagine I'm on a spaceship alone drifting through space, going nowhere in no hurry.
Then I go eat them in front of my computer and ridicule peoples attempt at food on /ck/ and pretend that I can make their dish better

>>11163279
Nope, a skellyfem.

>>11164068
>fem

Why are they so perfect?

>>11146218
Kutti pi

you will never pull on the skirt of a girl with a water drop mouth

>>11146218
Pretzel rods dipped in chocolate sauce

ill make 4 ramen packets with just water drain off the water and swallow the ramen as fast as i can for that full gut feeling

>>11146218
soft pretzels dipped in cheese... sdflkn .. so gewd

Frozen french fries straight out of the bag.

>>11164082
Well, I do have a vagina so... there's that.

>>11164550
haha nice post dude
got a tumblr i can subscribe to so i can read all about your experience being a "girl"?

r8 my guilty sandwich:

double layer

Layer one filling: banana peanut butter honey and dark chocolate

Layer 2 filling: Mascarpone and honey nut corn flakes

fatty sweet salty and cruchy

>>11159700
The only time i've had them I ate the whole bag.

>>11146338
My nigga

>>11151622
Fucking based

>>11146218
Sometimes I take 1/4 cup sunflower butter, 1tbsp nutella, 1tbsp baking chips, and a packet of instant oatmeal, heat everything but the oatmeal in the microwave, then once It's super hot mix the oatmeal in, wait for it to cool down a bit, then eat the bowl of what tastes like no bake cookies.

I eat a massive spoon of skippy creamy peanut butter once or a few times a day. Apparently its a good pre-workout snack but im in too deep.

>>11148507
Do Americans really do this?

>>11165150
10/10 m8 this sounds delicious

>>11165469
Are foreigners really so poor they can't afford to eat five cans of chili a day?

>canned chili
cannot stand the stuff

>>11165477
5COCAD is the core of my bulking routine brah

>>11165502
>5COCAD
doing the lord's work by killing small children and midgets with your epic farts.

>>11165502
>5COCAD
for a second i thought that was one of those research chem drugs

>>11164099
welches suck
costco used to sell a fruit snack, I think it was minute maid brand, and those were absolutely perfect fruit snacks. then they stopped selling them

>granola
>keylime pie
fuck theyre so sugary, calorie dense, and not at all filling i can down thousands of caloriea of these fuckers in one sitting but theyre so good

Most of the food you anons are talking about is totally normal. Why the fuck are you guys guilty?

>>11165570
You're supposed to feel bad about eating things that taste good.

>>11165570
If these things are "normal" to you then you might want to make sure your health insurance is paid up.

>>11164780
this is /ck/, odds are in her favor

>>11148464
reminds me of a story from college

>be me, 21
>spending the day with friend
>we are both college athletes but he is actually good
>he is 6'3" 220lbs
>we drink all day and smoke weed all day
>get hungry
>drunk drive to mcdonald's
>I get egg mcmuffin, 2 hashbrowns, and a coke
>buddy gets a mcdouble, large fries, 20 piece mcnuggets, coke, and apple pie
>we both it it all there
>drive back
>a couple more beers
>I pass out
>wake up when I hear the door open
>friend has gone back to mcdonalds
>another mcdouble, large fries, 20 piece mcnugget, and coke
>he is also covered in blood
>he blacked out eating the 1st meal
>he blacked out getting the 2nd meal
>he blacked out however he became covered in blood
>he is now fat and did not go pro

fin

>>11161780

We used to call these dog dicks but they're actually called Vienna Sausages in TX. Once, in HS, I threw one of these at a kid riding his bike and it hit him in the head. One of my proudest moments of high school.

I could happily spend the rest of my days gorging on nothing but pickled mustard plant stems, I fucking love these bastards.

>>11146218
I once made triple layer pizza and ate it whole. It tasted both disgusting and great at the same time. Haven't done it again because I would prefer not to die in my 20's.

I once made a spaghetti poutine.

So imagine spaghetti but with fries instead of pasta.
Or imagine poutine but with meat, tomato sauce, and mozzarella & parmesan cheeses instead of beef gravy & cheese curds.

>>11161982
That's actually not so bad in measurements. I fucking hate fatties using up mobility scooters when it was their gluttony that cost them their ability to walk. They don't deserve it

>>11162013
t. Fatty Mcfatland
Don't even @ me

>>11166898

>>11155222
>short of cannibalism

Sometimes I like to think about eating a THICC woman's ass and thighs slow roasted with a hearty blend of herbs and spices.

Maybe I should stop commenting when I'm drunk.

>>11166800
whats a triple layer pizza? just like three pizza stacked on top of each other?

>>11166916
based
>>11166898
cringe

>>11166953
I was thinking the same thing. My other guess is that first he made a standard pizza, then added another layover of sauce, cheese, and toppings. Then ANOTHER layer of sauce, cheese, and toppings on top of that. Kind of like a lasagna that has only a bottom layer of carbs.

>>11166953
>>11166962
Make a normal pizza, then add another one on top, then another one. Each layer had a base, sauce, a shitton of cheese, green peppers, sliced sausages, and mortadella slices.

It was as disgusting as it sounds but I had a field day.

>>11166984
Oh, forgot to mention, I stacked the layers before baking, it's not that I just ate 3 pizzas at once. It was one gooey mess of cheese and meat.

>>11166984
do you press the bases together so its all one piece? or is it the same as just stacking 3 pizzas?

>>11166989
I pressed them before baking and it all came together in the oven due to the cheese.

>>11158445
I want some real boiled peanuts. Only kind I've had is in the can.

>>11166991
sounds like an amazing party food desu

>>11166993
They're free at any reputable roadhouse establishment.

>>11158445
do you eat the shells too?

Chinese buffet

I probably eat it once a week

>>11167025
The fiber makes the poop come out nice and smooth

>>11167188
fibre is definitely good. been on keto the past week or so and my shits have been pretty damn clean. no idea where im getting my fibre from though.

Celery. Just a whole lot of celery.

>>11167207
It's probably your intestinal lining.

>>11167227
what do you mean?

hsp

I just ate some chunks of Abuelita tablets. This is a problem.

>>11146338
Hot sausage is the bees

Human flesh

>>11167781
Why are you eating your grandma, anon?

>>11167207
>on keto
>not eating loads of veggies
bruh

>>11166156
https://www.strawpoll.me/15135125/r

>>11146218
I like to make tuna melts with romaine, bacon, and a little bit of anchovy paste.

Microwave rice with ketchup

>>11153339
good girl. you need to always slurp it up the last few drops.

>>11166988
>I stacked the layers before baking
>>11166991
>I pressed them before baking

I can't help but imagine that the top & middle pizzas' crusts would be incredibly soggy.

If I were to do something like this, I would probably bake them separately first, then stack them together, bind them with a little cheese or something, then put it back in the oven for a few minutes.

lamb gyros - i feel like a satanist eating these things but they are so good

>>11160631
Don't ever reply to me again